Chapter VIII

In order to facilitate the plan, I invited everyone to get out of the hotel, including Chen Baxian, of course, I didn't go because I needed a "wake"

Seeing that there was no one around, I took a serious look at the coffin, and at the bottom of the side, there was really a small hole, which I couldn't see clearly under normal circumstances. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"The owner of this coffin shop is pretty reliable," I praised

This small hole is specially requested by me, if not for anything else, if you want to kill Chen Baxian, how can you not play some conspiracy?

For this, I have always felt that I have talent, like this little trap in front of me, which is what I thought, there is a mezzanine inside the coffin lid, and I have to secretly put some materials in it.

Wonderful!!!

"You said that this thing can ward off evil spirits, will it backfire then?" 007 questioned my talent, which made me a little unhappy! This guy is blind.

"Who are you and I? This black-skinned dog is not a child dog, the power of the blood is limited due to the lack of yang energy, and it must be a good choice to stimulate it, "I ******** my own talent."

"You're so bad."

"Each other, each other."

At nine o'clock, everyone returned to the house, Chen Baxian checked left and right, and saw no abnormal movement, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

At this time, a person came in from outside the house, it was the gangster Chen Tiannan, and he said to Chen Baxian: "Brother Jiu, the burial pit has been dug, is it time to go out for the funeral?" ”

Chen Baxian looked at the time and nodded.

"Throw the incense burner and prepare to raise the bar." Chen Baxian shouted.

After saying this, the eighteen eight immortals, including Chen Baxian, divided into two groups, walked to the coffin, put the lifting bar on their shoulders, and waited for the incense burner to be broken, and went out with the bar.

Seeing this, the old man who was waiting with the incense burner at the door opened his throat and shouted, "Smash the incense burner and turn it into ingots, there are good expenses in the underworld, eat and drink enough to go on the road, and open a **** to keep safe.."

After saying this, the old man raised the incense burner in his hand and threw it to the ground.

The expected sound of the censer shattering did not occur, but it bounced on the ground a few times, but remained intact.

When Chen Baxian and the others saw this scene, their faces suddenly changed greatly.

At this moment, a cold wind suddenly blew in the house, which should have been cool and refreshing in April, but the wind was cold and biting.

"Oh no, the dead have come back to their souls!" Chen Baxian exclaimed in surprise and hurriedly shouted to me: "Boss, you quickly kneel down and kowtow, and ask if it is your brother or your sister-in-law?" ”

When I saw this scene, how could I not know that the dead had returned to their souls, I was afraid of ghosts since I was a child, and I was naturally afraid in my heart, where did I care what Chen Baxian said, I spread my feet and ran out.

The crowd of funerals will also be chaotic, seeing the dead returning to their souls, they suddenly make a mess, watching the lively, screaming, and cowardly running.

One of the advantages of this person is that I move quickly, just in front of me, when I see that the situation is not good, I should lead the front, and when I get to the outside of the yard, the others will react.

007's disdainful voice came to mind in my head: "You run hair." ”

"Don't you know I'm afraid of ghosts?"

"Aren't you a ghost?" 007 woke up the dreamer with a word.

Only then did I realize that I hadn't returned to the yang myself, I didn't have a physical body, strictly speaking, I was indeed a little ghost, or the weakest kind, and the reincarnation disk just gave me a pseudo-physical body.

"Ahem...... What do you know, I'm here to create a terrifying atmosphere, otherwise how to scare Chen Baxian to death, don't think I'm afraid, I've always been very bold. "I justifiably defended myself, and said in my heart that I must not lose my model in front of this teasing again.

"I'm scared to death, I'm very bold!" 007's tone was extremely light.

"In my former hometown on Earth, there is a city called Tianjin, where there is a kind of steamed bun that is very famous, do you know what it is called?" I asked 007

"It's a dog ignoring it, right?"

"Yes, it's you, the dog doesn't bother to pay attention to you, mallet." I gritted my teeth and snickered, feeling a sense of revenge in my heart.

"Oh, so you think you're a dog!" 007's tone was flat.

"I'm .........."

I swear that after killing Chen Baxian, with the energy value, I will definitely exchange a copy of the "Scolding Treasure Book" from the wheel mix, and I will scold this **** to death until it is crumbling open.

Thinking of this, I smiled very happily, as the so-called gentleman can bend and stretch, and the villain can also do.

Since everyone is a ghost, I'm afraid of a hair, so wouldn't it be better to say hello directly and kill Chen Baxian? I thought so, turned around and walked back into the house.

Before I could get into the house, I heard Guo Fatzi's scolding: "The dead owner who made his grandmother, a coward without eggs, runs faster than a mouse....."

"Who am I scolding?" I rolled up my sleeves and rushed in, but only had time to take a look and then retreated.

It's so scary.