Chapter VII

Chen Baxian's reaction really startled me. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Why not, I'm the owner, it's up to me how to bury me." I'm a little unhappy, anyway, the miscellaneous old man is not there, and I'm not afraid that he will see through my identity.

"Hmph, owner, if you do this, you will harm the deceased and you at the same time." Chen Baxian suddenly turned cold, and the person next to him also nodded secretly.

"Oh, I would like to hear how to harm the dead, what is the harm if the people are dead." I said disappreciatively, but I was secretly beating a drum in my heart.

Chen Baxian in "The Coffin Bearer" is a person who has extremely high requirements for his profession, not only does the coffin carry well, but the key is a tendon, and he is extremely responsible for the owner, even for the deceased.

This is also what gives me a headache, Chen Baxian is also this urine, which makes me feel that it is not good to be a teacher for the first time.

Chen Baxian said: "If the relationship between the husband and wife is very good, it is natural to choose an auspicious day of the zodiac to be buried together, but your eldest brother and your sister-in-law are obviously not in harmony before their deaths, your brother is looking for a junior, your sister-in-law killed him, and poisoned his own child, and finally **** and the family, the resentment between them can be described as monstrous, the first seven burials in case the dead do not disperse, the resentment does not disappear, as a relative, he will definitely trouble you first, you are the most dangerous person,"

I was stunned by what Chen Baxian said, and then I remembered that this guy in front of me had learned something about Liuding Liujia, Feng Shui is good, and it is really not easy to fool.

But I was secretly proud in my heart, "Chen Baxian, Chen Baxian, you can't imagine that I have nothing to do with the family, and I can't beat the eight poles." ”

"Moreover, as the Eight Immortals, we also take risks, in case the deceased anger us, wouldn't it be asking for trouble."

"Damn, if I have enough energy to change some abilities in the system or something, as for messing around with you here, I can kill you in minutes." I cursed in my heart, it's really fucked up that damn the old man of the universe set up a magic weapon.

But things have come to this place, I have already laid layers of traps, how can I retreat with a few words from you, what kind of person is Lao Tzu, the boy in the sky, you must not give up halfway, and you can still turn the water?

After thinking about it, I felt that I could take advantage of Chen Baxian's personality, so I said: "After talking for a long time, how do I feel that you are incapable, if you can't lift it, you can't lift it, why do you say it so well." ”

"You speak politely, there is no coffin in this world that Brother Jiu can't carry." Guo Yaozu, the fat man beside Chen Baxian, spoke.

I glanced at him and ignored him, and glanced at a few people. I noticed that everyone was not good-looking, especially the little stammer, and they stared at me with very annoyed eyes.

I didn't bother to pay attention to them, it was useless to say more, so I turned to look at the boss who was delivering the coffin and shouted: "Boss, come here"

The boss who delivered the coffin just happened to greet everyone after unloading the coffin, and when he saw me hurriedly trotting over, but when he saw Chen Baxian and others present, his face suddenly turned cold.

I know it's not aimed at me, though.

"Do you have any Eight Immortals who can carry a coffin?" I asked.

The boss was overjoyed when he heard this, wiped the sweat on his face and hurriedly said: "Yes, of course there is, don't hide it from the owner, I was originally the Eight Immortals who carried the coffin, and it has always been covered by Shuiyun real people, and there is naturally no shortage of manpower under him, and our expenses are reasonable, like you today, about 40,000 yuan will be guaranteed to be buried safely, of course, if you think it is expensive, we can still discuss"

"So cheap?" I glanced at Chen Baxian in surprise: "Since you Chen Baxian are unwilling to carry my coffin, I can only find someone else, if you don't carry it, no one will carry it." ”

I smiled, a look of disdain.

"Brother Jiu, it's done, I'm afraid of a bird. Don't let people look down on a few of us, it's a big deal to lose your reputation," Guo Yaozu said with a flushed face

"Just.... Only..... That's it, master, let's ..... Let's do it, I'm ..... Don't be afraid," the little stammered said.

Threatened frowned and did not speak.

I was overjoyed in my heart, and continued: "It seems that I can only give this 1.5 million to others." ”

"One and a half million?" The coffin shop owner's voice instantly rose to 200 decibels, and his eyes couldn't wait to pop out.

He swallowed his saliva and said, "Boss, you..... Listen to me, I'll take this job, half price, no, half price, half price. The boss stammered a little.

"How about Chen Baxian? I can give up the work you don't do, do you really want 1.5 million? ”

Chen Baxian's face turned blue and white for a while, gritted his teeth and finally said, "Okay, I'll take this job." ”

Heaven has mercy on me! ......... Finally fooled!

The owner of the coffin shop left in a daze, but Chen Baxian was busy here, because the coffin had just arrived, and they needed to follow the procedure for burial, sprinkling white ash and throwing quilts, and they were very busy.

Of course, I wouldn't go inside the house, the corpse was so stinky that I felt bad when I smelled it.

Of course, the work of carrying the body into the coffin was done by me at the request of Chen Banxian and a few others, and I just wanted to disgust him to death.

Chen Baxian didn't know where to buy a pair of long rubber gloves and hugged the decomposing corpse, I looked disgusted, I don't know how he persevered.

The whole process lasted nearly twenty minutes, and Chen Baxian put the four corpses into two coffins, and just after doing this, Chen Baxian ran to the big tree in the yard and vomited.

Call you a great god, scourge me to jump into the pit, and scare yourself to death, not to be a mess by me.

I was smug when 077's voice sounded in my head: "Chen Baxian has some ability, when you set up traps, remember to be secretive." ”

I nodded secretly.

The whole day was spent in a noisy situation, as the owner, I gave enough money, so naturally I didn't have to worry about anything, let alone cry and mourn, burn incense or something, I told Chen Baxian that I had faith, and he didn't ask anymore.

It was soon night, and it was soon time to finish eating.

007 suddenly asked in my mind, "Is the laxative ready?" ”

"Ready."

"Where's the black dog blood?"

"Okay"

"Are these things useful?" 007 asked, confused.

"It should work!"

"Do you do everything by guessing?"

"Do you have a better way?" I asked

"Do you want to prepare two black donkey hooves?"

“.........”

While there is no one, let's hurry up and prepare.