Chapter 5

As soon as I heard this, I was suddenly scared in my heart, if this was the case, and Chen Baxian found out my identity, wouldn't I burp myself before I started to slaughter the gods. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

My worries were obviously unnecessary, and 007 quickly added, "However, I helped you block his prying eyes, and since I am there for him to see, you can just continue to pretend." ”

"That's good! But can we be more civilized in the future? ”

"You don't insult the word!"

"........."

With the help of 007, I naturally wouldn't show my clues, I raised my head with confidence, and looked at Chen Baxian with my spare eyes: "This funeral, could it be that Chen Baxian can't do it with such a big name?" ”

When Chen Baxian heard this, his face trembled, his face was still serious, and he seemed to be afraid and hesitated.

It seemed that I needed to work harder, so I continued: "If you can't do it, I'll find someone else, I heard that there is a northeasterner named Wang Yang, I'll call him"

I pretended to take out my mobile phone and said: "The original plan was lost, and it was a pity to add another 500,000 yuan!" I believe that this one and a half million is definitely acceptable to others, after all, it does not include other expenses, this is a pure fee for the Eight Immortals. ”

Bang, the hand holding the phone was held by the other hand, and then Chen Baxian's Martian face came up

"How can you! Look at what you said, no one else can do this except me! Didn't I just think about how to do the owner's affairs in a considerate, atmospheric, and safe way! Chen Baxian was like changing his face, he was not serious, and chrysanthemums bloomed on his face.

I despised him fiercely, yes, this is the true face of the great god, on the surface I pretended to think about it for a moment before saying,

"Okay, then it's decided, I'll buy the coffin, you arrange the personnel, and the rest of the expenses will be counted on me."

"Yes, it will definitely be done for you, don't worry." Chen Baxian smiled flatteringly.

"I don't know, where do you want to bury the dead?" Chen Baxian asked

I pulled him to the courtyard, pointed to the distant earth mountain behind the courtyard and said, "There, I have seen it, the feng shui there is good, it seems to be called the Panlong Lying Acupoint, which is said to be able to bless future generations." ”

When Chen Baxian heard me say this, he hurriedly raised his eyes, looked at it for a long time, and suddenly slapped his thigh

"Oops!! Why didn't I find it before, this hill seems to be ordinary, but secretly connected with the four xia, the north and south are smooth, there are hidden ups and downs like a dragon's back, so smooth sailing, and there is a change of sun and moon, it is a feng shui treasure that is about to be completed, he will wait until the real dragon opens his eyes, that is amazing!! ”

I was stunned by what Chen Baxian said, and it was difficult to distinguish between truth and falsehood, but it couldn't be revealed on the surface.

"Of course!" I said in a pretended deep voice.

In fact, I didn't understand what he said, I just thought that it was far enough and high enough that it would definitely be difficult to carry the coffin, so I chose there.

Intended to exhaust him before killing him.

"I didn't expect the owner to be an insider, it's really disrespectful." Chen Baxian hugged his fist at me.

When the other people heard this, they gathered around curiously, and Chen Baxian inevitably showed off his knowledge of feng shui again.

I feel that this thing is full of commotion, and it is sassy, and it is waves!

According to the original plan discussed with 007, Chen Baxian and I finalized all the idle stone statues before leaving.

"I'll leave it to you, I'll buy the coffin."

After saying goodbye to Chen Baxian, I came to the coffin shop again, and at noon, the boss was lying on the long old-fashioned bench in the shop and dozing off.

"Boss, come to the coffin."

I screamed and shocked the boss to the ground, he quickly got up and wiped the corner of his mouth off, who knew that there was black ash on his hands, and there was a face under this wipe, a living smoked ghost.

When the boss saw me, he was surprised and then smiled.

"Oh boss, you want a coffin?"

He asked nonsense, he didn't seem to have anything else to sell here except for the coffin.

"Smack......

I directly patted 50,000 yuan on the coffin next to me: "Customized now, pick up the goods in two days, can it be completed." ”

"This ......" boss was a little embarrassed.

"Smack!"

I shot another 20,000 yuan.

"Yes, yes, what kind of coffin do you want?"

I smiled, money is easy to do, I put a pre-designed drawing on the coffin: "I want you to do this......

After a few words, I coughed lightly and asked, "Okay!" ”

"No problem."

The boss slapped his chest Bang Bang Xiang, and he almost cut my heart and lungs to let me see his ability.

I explained again and left.

Naturally, nothing special happened in the afternoon, it was nothing more than that Chen Baxian had been discussing with me, asking me what I should do, how much it would cost, how many people I needed to invite, and whether I wanted to come to the ceremony.......

I have really buried the dead, where do I know so much muffled chatter, what kind of petty, funeral, funeral, funeral, burial....... wait

This is a set of books written by him, and I was a little embarrassed by him, and finally left a few words: "Everything is simple." ”

I have to say that Chen Baxian still has a set of funeral affairs, and every link is done more carefully, but what he didn't expect was that he took it upon himself to find a Taoist priest to do a ritual for the deceased.

Lao Dao's name is called "....." (Lao Dao's legal name is not chosen, please leave a message if someone reminds you) is a powerful character in the book, which makes me very distressed.

Because 007 told me that this old man has material on him, and if he doesn't do it, he will pose a threat.

I said, "Didn't you say you could settle it?" ”

He said hesitantly: "I am also a newly born machine spirit, and my energy is limited, so you can't ask me for help with everything." ”

I said, "Why don't you brag to me in the future?" ”

I wondered in my heart, when will I wait until I have a good whole grandson, and from the beginning, he will be the same as the two hundred and fifty or eighty thousand that I walked in here and dragged it, it turned out to be a teaser.

Because of the arrival of the old way, I have more or less words to answer him, because his gaze has looked at me more than once, and each time he frowns.

I think he's very upset, I need to find a way to get him away, we can't capsize in the gutter.