Chapter VI

I discussed it with 007, and the result was that it was most suitable for Chen Baxian to invite him away. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info because he invited the person, I don't dare to tear up this old way face to face, because I must be suspicious of me if I provoke him, and if he peeps out a clue and sticks it over, won't I dig my own grave.

"It's a bit complicated, and it looks like we're going to have to be careful."

After a busy afternoon, the mourning hall was set up, and there were strips of white cloth everywhere.

The four corpses were all dressed in brand-new shrouds and then wrapped in white cloth, and Chen Baxian found ice cubes and placed them on the edges of the corpses to prevent the corpses from continuing to deteriorate.

At this time, it had been four full days since the date of death of the deceased, and the weather in April had faintly made the corpse a little stinky, and the stench was getting stronger and stronger, and the people who came to handle the funeral were frowning and wearing masks, obviously trying their best to endure it.

I was sitting on a chair in the courtyard, with Erlang's legs crossed, and the long-haired threat suddenly ran up in front of me and looked me up and down a few times.

"Boss, busy." He said.

"Well, listen to the music, is there something wrong?"

Yan Yan shook his mouth, showed a confident smile and said, "I want to discuss something with you." ”

"What's the matter?" I glanced at him.

Threatened to organize his words, trying to make his tone as calm as possible: "You see, the weather is very hot now, and it is almost summer, and I think that the corpse is rotting there, and according to your request, it will be three more days before the day of burial, so it will take more than seventy-two hours." ”

"Yes, that's what you said." I nodded approvingly.

Hearing this, Yan Yan's face was overjoyed, and he continued: "According to this time, if it is the day after tomorrow, the corpse will definitely decompose very seriously, which will cause great difficulties for burial. ”

"Makes sense, what do you expect the corpse to decompose by then?" I asked, pretending.

The threat was even more joyful: "According to my experience in carrying the coffin in the past few years, if it is three days later, the corpse will inevitably be rotten and maggots, and the stench is unpleasant."

"So? Do you have any good advice? I said with a sudden realization.

Threatening to think that he had moved me, a smile already appeared on his face: "I think we can bury it early, for example, tomorrow... That's good for all of us, don't you think? ”

"Okay, just do as you say, as soon as the coffin comes back, it will be buried immediately." I immediately slapped my thigh and agreed to his suggestion.

"Really?" Yan Yan was really overjoyed when he heard this, and asked excitedly: "I don't know when the coffin will come back?"

"The day after tomorrow." I got up and left after saying this, leaving the stunned threat in place.

Walking on the street, I was in a very good mood, humming a minor tune and walking towards the nibbling chicken not far away.

Twenty minutes later, I went to the place where I had encountered the black-skinned wild dog again, and searched for a long time to find the beast, but to my surprise, he was actually doing tail motion with another wild dog, and he looked at me and did not react.

"Damn, you're pretty awesome!"

I circled around the two beasts and kicked them in the ass, and the big black-skinned dog bared his teeth to warn me.

"What, if you can pull it out now, you're awesome." I pointed to the big black dog and said, "I've done a lot of this kind of thing, oh..... It's a lot of seeing.

The big black-skinned dog didn't know if he understood, his eyelids suddenly drooped, and he moved a few steps towards the female dog with his support, and I estimated that eighty percent didn't think I was a good person.

The was in pain and let out several low, high-pitched barks.

I looked left and right, sat down at the edge of the flower bed, looked at the two wild dogs, and passed the time.

In fact, I have something to look for this black-skinned dog, otherwise I will definitely go up with a stick, and beat this beast screaming and scurrying, who let it chase me the night before, dare to be my enemy, and kill them all.

Speaking of which, this dog is different from people, durable, endurance, waiting for more than an hour, the black dog can be considered to finish the business, I see that its limbs are a little floating, it is estimated that the physical strength is overdrawn.

It glared at me with its eyes, showing a mouthful of white teeth, and I was a little afraid. But soon my courage grew up, because I had a chicken in my hand.

In order not to let the beast turn around and run away because he had gained too much, I tore off a very small piece of chicken and threw it in front of him, and the beast swallowed it without smelling it, and then licked his mouth and looked up at me, his expression no longer fierce.

"Come here."

I beckoned to the black dog and threw a small piece to it, since the chicken hormone incident was exposed, I felt that it was very suitable to feed the dog, this kind of unconscionable enterprise, with junk food pit harm to other people's health, and only deserve it.

Under my teasing, the big black dog finally showed his flattery, shook his head and came to my side, looking at me with blank eyes, I guess he must be hungry.

I touched its head, broke off a piece of chicken and stuffed it into its mouth, and I said to 007, "Can you really tell it what we think, and it can understand?" ”

"Of course, as a reincarnation machine, I have the perspective of God and the ability to communicate with any of the creatures in it."

"So hang, can you share it, and I'll see what Joyce is doing now?"

"Do you have the energy? Share 10 points of energy from God's perspective once, and there is a time limit, you should hurry up and do the things in front of you! ”

"Well, you plan to tell him that he will come over on time the night after tomorrow, and by the way, bring as many stray dogs as possible, and I won't treat them badly."

"No problem, my job is to help you kill the Great God." 007 complied.

"Woo ......"

The black-skinned dog barked at me twice suddenly.

"It says there's no problem," and 007 automatically assumed the role of translator.

That's good.

I patted the head of the black dog and praised: "Those who know the times are Junjie, and you are the Junjie of dogs." ”

"Wang. ....." the black dog barked twice.

"It says you need to give it another chicken as payment." 007 continues to translate.

That's no problem, of course! I readily agreed.

I said to 007: "See, a beast is a beast, it can't withstand the temptation at all, there is no discipline at all, and a chicken betrays its faith"

"It's true that this dog doesn't have discipline." 007 agreed.

"That's why he became a stray dog, which has absolutely to do with his discipline." I swear.

"Yes, it's the same as you." 007 said.

As soon as I heard this, I immediately became angry: "007, you have to apologize to me." ”

"Why?"

"Because you have insulted my personality."

"Do you have one?"

"Damn, I'll sue you 007, don't talk to me in the future."

"That's what you said." 007 is menacing.

I hate 007 again, and I swear that when I become stronger, I will kill him, and I will ......

Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, it was the seventh day, and at this time, the corpse was already smelling so bad that I could smell it from afar, and the miscellaneous old man was also invited back by Chen Baxian because of me.

As soon as the sun rose, the owner of the coffin shop brought the coffin by car.

Two big red coffins, bright red and dazzling.

As soon as Chen Baxian saw these two coffins, his face suddenly changed.

"The owner, why are there only two coffins?"

"Of course two people, because they have to be buried together."

"Joint burial, no, absolutely not."