This year's Spring Festival is especially late, except for me who is busy all day long and doesn't know the solar terms, other old men and old ladies all show impatient looks. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info Most of their children and families are working, and most of them can only take them back to enjoy the joy of family life during the Spring Festival. Seeing that the Spring Festival is coming, there are old men and ladies happily picking up their children one after another, and I can't help but feel that Wei Yuanbao, who is alone, is very pitiful. Only the two of us stayed to spend this Spring Festival with a few staff on duty at the nursing home. No one came to see me, and there were no letters. I feel a little lonely, I think it will be more uncomfortable to come to Wei Yuanbao, right? When I went back to play chess with him, I deliberately made a very inconspicuous leak and let him win the game. The old man fasted for the first time in a month, and he danced with joy.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, I got up early in the morning to practice Tai Chi, but Old Man Wei, who should have gotten up early and always got up early, was sleeping lazy. I started experimenting with running pheasant qigong while doing tai chi, and it was very successful. The originally slow Tai Chi actually slowly gave me the sound of wind and thunder. I became more and more proud, I only played three times a day, but this time I didn't care about the number of times, and I planned to play until I got tired. Who knows that the more you beat the spirit, the better, and there is obviously a feeling of breath flowing in the meridians, and it is getting faster and faster. When it came to the last move of the tenth round, I couldn't help but shout, and with a push of both hands, white gas was pushed out of my hands, hitting the fish pond in the yard, splashing and drenching my head. I was surprised, where did I hear that there was a month of practicing external qi?

Professor Wei Yuanbao's qigong principle is very strange and fundamentally different from what I know. Here's how he explains it:

Light energy: Improving the body can make people react quickly and move faster;

Heavy qi: strong offensive internal qi, which can greatly enhance the strength of human fighting, etc.;

Holy light: The main function is to strengthen the body, and it can also cure diseases. I suspect that the most I can cure is beriberi corns.

The classifications he mentioned, in my opinion, are not qigong, but magic. Replacing that light qigong with wind magic is conceptually very close. It's just that his kung fu cultivation process and feeling are pure qigong, and it's definitely not the archmage who went down to earth to secretly change the concept and shake me happy.

I can't believe Wei Yuanbao's theory. As far as I know about some of the orthodox qigong principles, there is a simple distinction between external qi and internal qi. Internal qi is used to strengthen the body, cure diseases, and strengthen the body; The outside gas is directly aggressive. I came from a military family, and I have seen people in the army who practice qigong, that is, hard qigong that crushes a big stone in the chest and splits a few pieces and turns the head. There are a lot of folk rumors about these, but they are often absurd, blowing and blowing to shatter the void and ascend to immortals, and no one has ever seen those cattle people who have really practiced them, let alone the outside world. I couldn't help but look at my hands in disbelief.

Wei Yuanbao suddenly said behind my back, "The cultivation results are very remarkable. "I was so startled that I almost fell into the fish pond. After practicing Qigong, my sense of hearing has become much more sensitive, why didn't he find out when he came to his side this time? But I couldn't care about this, so I hurriedly asked, "Did you see that?" There was white qi coming out of my moves! ”

"I see that you've improved a lot." Wei Yuanbao said to me in a kind and perverted voice.

"Isn't it a hallucination? I don't think it's possible! "I couldn't help but get a little flustered.

"It's definitely not an illusion, look at your head, there is a small fish that you flew out."

"There is actually white gas coming out, old man Wei, don't you think I'm great?" I'm smug again.

"You'd better release this little fish first. What is white gas, practice more, you can set fire to it if you want. Wei Yuanbao said.

"Braggart......" I looked at him with contempt.

I went back to my room to find a towel to dry my body, and sat down in the courtyard to prepare to play chess with Wei Yuanbao. He didn't take a seat immediately this time, but asked me, "Xiao Huang, have you practiced martial arts before?" ”

"I failed in three martial arts." When I answered this question, my face was as honest as an angel: "I am a very weak person, digging coal and pulling carts, I can't get along in my hometown, so I study hard and work hard, especially in computers, so I passed the exam, and I entered the GDI to do civilian work." ”

"There's no point in trying to force Hu with the old man, I just want to confirm it from you." Wei Yuanbao raised his head to the sky and squinted at the sun. After a long time, he said, "I won't ask about your past again, and you never asked me!" But I understand that you have the foundation and talent that is very suitable for my kung fu. Judging by the environment here, you're making rapid progress. From tomorrow onwards, not only qigong, but also some moves will be taught to you. ”

"Whatever you want, are you going to go down or not?!" I shouted, "I won't come if I don't come again!" ”

"Don't, come." Wei Yuanbao immediately retracted the number one faction in the world that day, and hurriedly ran back to die.

Wei Yuanbao is in good shape. In the third set, I didn't pay attention and pulled him back. The old man was immediately very proud, raised his eyebrows, and repeatedly waved the flag to start the battle again, and he kept urging me to take two steps when I thought about it a little. I urged him to be angry and shouted: "Old man Wei, don't be so arrogant after winning a game." If we have the ability, we can all play rapid chess in ten seconds! Wei Yuanbao's arrogance was frustrated, and he didn't dare to urge again.

Just then, a postman came to us on a bicycle and gave me a big package, which was sent from Beidu. Look at the postmark, it was sent a week before the Spring Festival, it can be seen that it is a holiday gift, but unfortunately the efficiency of the post is like that, a day late, has lost part of its meaning.

When I opened it, it was sent by Duan Youwei, the head teacher of Beiwai, and a letter inside said that there was no sign of hepatitis infection in the second class of Hanhanlong, and it seemed that I was isolated in time, and the infection should have nothing to do with Beiwai. Xinjing GDI had something to do, and I called them back after taking the test in advance, and they have been very busy recently, so they didn't contact me. At the end of the letter, I was advised to recuperate with peace of mind, but I couldn't fool around all day long, and it was not easy for GDI to cultivate a talent...... A lot of wordiness.

He also talked to me about the online teaching of the remaining three professional courses, and there was no problem. Well, the biggest problem is the question of Celestial Language. I took a bunch of courses at BFSU, and this is the core course. This one, though, is all.

I'm not very good at learning foreign languages. English is so-so, and Japanese language is a mess. When filling in the form, when I encountered the column of "which language do I know in addition to standard Chinese", I often filled in the "Sichuan dialect" in order to make up the number, and was repeatedly called back by the squad leader Han Han to refill it. These two elective foreign languages, I'm just lazy fishing, but the compulsory Celestial Language is a big problem, but I can't finish it. If we get the certificate of completion, this university is equivalent to nothing, and the school teachers often threaten us that we still want to get similar treatment to the Celestial Language major, so we can only wash up and go to the Antarctic to guard the Yuradar station as soon as possible, and be with the emperor penguins every day. The subsistence allowance there is only so high, and there is no need for alien language qualifications.

This problem makes all the people who have not learned to go on the road painful, and I have repeatedly wanted to ignore this problem, but Lao Duan is so good that he has not let go of this. He sent me all the textbooks, reference books, and audio tapes related to the Celestial Language in the past two years, which was really well-intentioned. However, I have any hope of self-learning in the classes taught by professors?

When he was facing Xin's sad face, the old man Wei, who was cheap, had already opened the package inside. Before he could wait for me, he had already taken out the Celestial Textbook and sighed as he flipped it. I snatched it and said evilly: "What do you see, this is the Book of Heaven, you can understand it?!" ”

As soon as I said this, Wei Yuanbao suddenly beat his chest and burst into laughter. I had to look at him with a stunned look on my face and wait for him to laugh. He laughed for five or six minutes, almost to the end, and then suddenly he thought of something super ridiculous and laughed again. Just when I suspected that he was suddenly schizophrenic, he stopped laughing and said to me, "Stinky boy, I have always found a place where you have a request for me." Don't talk nonsense, learn this to find me, Bao Jiao Bao will pass the professional eighth level, Bao mixed into the heavenly realm for a long time undercover to marry a wife and have children without revealing flaws, and he speaks the heavenly language in his dreams! ”