The old man stepped on me for half a month, at least once a day, and it was so cool that he was screaming all day long. When he completed www.biquge.info twenty consecutive slashes, the cheap genes in his bones began to attack irrepressibly, and he felt that this was too unchallenging, so he stopped repeating stupid celebrations and words, and became serious and said to me: "You don't have to be so impetuous, okay?" I see that you are very good at chess, but you are just messing around. Are you perfunctory old man or what? ”

This guy is simply finding fault. I sympathize with him for being old and boring, and I only accompany him when I do good deeds, but he still thinks that I am not worthy of accompanying him! My heart suddenly became angry, and I said angrily: "I'm very annoyed! Don't bother me anymore. It's good to be able to accompany you, and you won't be with you anymore. ”

The old man seemed frightened and shrank to the side. I was just in the same place, frustrated. After a while, he suddenly approached me cautiously and asked with a hippie smile, "Do you want to learn qigong?" It's good for your illness and your mood. I didn't think so, I just glanced at him sideways, and didn't answer him.

Who knew that the old man was very impatient this time, and kept nagging me, saying how good his qigong was: it could strengthen the body, cure all kinds of diseases, and enhance martial arts. After practice, boxing can be powerful, guns can be more accurate, and cooking can be more delicious...... Finally, it also talks about the aphrodisiac. I saw that the more he talked, the more unorthodox he became, not to mention that he was a lot older, and he was afraid of having a cerebral hemorrhage after saying that he had been talking for so long, so he hurriedly stopped him and asked, "Don't you think it's too late for a person in his twenties to learn qigong?" The old man said with a disdainful face: "You are comparing me to those mediocre teachers." With a Master like me, it's never too late to start at the age of forty! ”

The old man didn't blush at all when he bragged, and I don't know where he got the self-confidence of the cosmic giant, and I really admired it very much. Recuperate all day long, and if you are not sick, you have to develop a problem, so it is better to really find something to do for yourself. I resolutely did not apprentice to my teacher, nor did I take the initiative to ask him to teach me. The old man became more and more energetic, and immediately began to teach me.

According to the old man's rules, before class, you have to kill a chicken, open an incense altar or something. I immediately condemned his cult acts, and the old man had no choice but to start directly. He pretended to be serious and said, "The next thing I will teach you is the same way of practicing qi, but it is very different from the one that is circulating in the market, and the principles are very different. Do you understand why? ”

I shook my head blankly. The old man had earned enough money now, and said proudly: "Because I teach peerless martial arts, of course it is different from those ordinary people." ”

"Less blowing......" I yawned sleepily.

If I hadn't done these faceless acts in time, the old man wouldn't have known how long it would have been before he got down to business. He crooked his mouth at my bad performance, and turned to the topic in a huff: "The so-called qigong is the first thing to nourish qi, and the exercises are assisted. There are many types of qigong in the world, and there are different explanations. As far as Qi cultivation itself is concerned, it can be roughly divided into three categories: Light Qi, Heavy Qi, and Holy Light according to their attributes. Each person has different qualities and talents, and it is generally not possible to bypass multiple subjects. If you choose the wrong direction in the first place, it will be half the effort. Fortunately, the old man can try out the type you are suitable for you, so you will get twice the result with half the effort. Qi training is the foundation of the foundation, and as for the various exercises, some are for Qi training, and some are for the tricks used. There are so many kinds that I can't say enough for a while, anyway, at the beginning, you have to find out your corresponding attributes and find the corresponding exercises to practice qi and build a foundation. Well, that's a lot, is there a problem? ”

"There are a lot of questions." I raised my hand high: "Old man, you treat me as illiterate." What is light-hearted, there has been no such thing since the pre-Qin period, you don't fool me. Also, under the teaching of a 'master' like you, can everyone practice? ”

The old man replied, "Not everyone can do it, it depends on talent. But even if you are most of the people who are not suitable for practice at all, the old man still has some basic kung fu to teach you, including fitness and strengthening. The previous question, didn't I ask you not to believe those playthings, but to believe me? Remember, the old man is the real master of the world. ”

"Is there anyone like you who claim to be a master of the world?" I immediately went to peel off his cowhide.

"You don't care about this, anyway, you can trust me. Let the old man try to see what type of ...... you are. It's good if it's the Holy Light system, and it saves trouble......"

As he spoke, he reached out to my head and massaged it twice, when suddenly I felt a flash of white light in front of my eyes, and I was almost stunned by the sharp pain that followed. The old man shook his head in frustration: "It's not from the Holy Light system. ”

I almost suspect he's finding fault and fixing me. He tried two more times, and I was so sore that I could barely speak. I only heard him mutter, "It's nothing, how can there be such a strange thing?" Even ordinary people who can't cultivate, they have more or less a reaction, why don't you have anything? ”

No matter what he says, I just look at him stupidly. He looked at me carefully for a while, and sighed, "I can only teach you to try it." Even if it doesn't work, the foundation building part is beneficial. Strange, strange, really weird. ”

Although it was not easy at first, the old man quickly struggled out of the blow and began to pass on the trick. Before passing on, I didn't forget to blow a plate first: "My family's qigong is a combination of rigidity and softness, water and fire, and it is infinitely useful." In addition to being more difficult to practice, it is simply very...... very powerful.

I interrupted him impatiently and said, "I don't believe in this at all, sir. Look at you like a charlatan, the only one who can show your hand is a pheasant qigong. ”

The way the pheasant qigong is practiced is very similar to the general qigong practice I have heard, based on meditation, pranayama, and meditation. I was skeptical, but the effect came quickly. After three to five days of practice, the pain was greatly reduced, and there was almost no need to take medicine, and the mood was greatly relaxed. I felt that the old man was good to me, and it seemed that he was sorry for others all day long, when to make up for the apprenticeship with him.

But as soon as I was in a good mood, the old man was no longer my opponent when he played chess. Originally, I only promised to play the next game with him one day, but now that he wins, he will not let me go, and often play more than ten games a day. For a week in a row, the old man gave me eighty consecutive beheadings, and finally lost his anger, and actually pestered me to worship me as a teacher. I said, "Apprenticeship is exempt, and you teach me qigong anyway."

Only then did I remember that I had never asked the old man what his name was, only that his surname was Wei, and the people in the nursing home called him Lao Wei, and he thought that this title had the nature of insulting organ function, and every time he took the trouble to correct that he should be called Wei Lao. It's just that within our system, the title of "Wei Lao" is basically only worthy of retired high-ranking officials at or above the level of generals, just like incumbent high-ranking officials above the general level will have a specific title of "Your Excellency", and Old Man Wei is just a shabby who borrows the shadow of his children to eat and drink, who will take him seriously, so everyone still insists that the title of "Old Wei" will not be changed, all as if he is farting. Old man Wei also rarely encountered a situation where someone was willing to ask his name, so he was excited, put on a few poses, and replied in a frustrated voice: "A certain family surnamed Wei Daming Yuanbao was famous back then......

Such a special funny milk name made me almost laugh to death, until he took out his ID card and hospital admission certificate to show me that he was finally convinced. Since Wei Yuanbao lost his qi, he has taught me qigong to be more and more attentive, in order to regain a little face. When I calmed down, I decided that there was nothing wrong with staying in this beautiful nursing home. With the deepening of my practice, my spirit and body are getting better day by day, even better than before, and I play Tai Chi or something with the old man in the courtyard when I have nothing to do. Wei Yuanbao admired my progress, but his chess did not grow at all, and he would die after cutting down all the soldiers and elephants for me.

At my request, the nursing home gave me a key to the director's office so that I could use the director's computer for one and a half hours a day. I contacted my friend Guo Guang, who was still studying in Nandu, and he was on a long business trip to Xinzheng at that time and didn't have time to come to see me, but he told me a dial-up Internet account. So I used the account he gave and the 9600bpsmodem in the dean's computer to surf the Internet, although it was slow enough, but it was finally some. After the head teacher Lao Duan contacted my professional teacher, I actually obtained three credits online. As long as the teachers of the remaining three courses are open and allow me to take classes and exams in this way, then I will have no problem completing my major in the nursing home.

Hepatitis is a chronic disease, and although practicing pheasant qigong is very effective, there is nothing urgent about it. I asked the hospital for a re-examination, and the doctors were kind enough to persuade me not to be anxious, to recuperate and strive to get better within two years, but they absolutely refused to waste time to re-examine a person who had been admitted for less than two months with acute hepatitis.

When the three majors were completed, the Spring Festival of June and 3 finally came.