Zhang Neng said with a smile: "Only you and Zhen Can dare to call me by my name, this feeling is so good, it's cold from the heights, but don't worry, I didn't let Zhen Can come to send him to death, and we have already met with the Spirit God Emperor of the island country, and he promised not to pursue it!" ”

"Huh?" Brother Hou was shocked: "How is it possible, he has been clamoring to destroy the Chinese country, I have emigrated my family, and you suddenly said that you can't destroy it, how can this make me embarrassed, do I want to move them back again?" ”

"No, it's not over yet!"

"Oh? What else? ”

"The future of the planet is at stake!"

"What do you mean, is there going to be a world war, my God, the outbreak of the third world war will be the end of the earth, don't you know, you really are, how good it is to enjoy every day, why do you have to fight, don't you fight enough, **** ghost brother, you know how to fight all day long, and it's not for money and women to fight, since money and women are all Nima, what else to fight, it's really idle!" Brother Hou was so angry that he walked around the house and finally walked up to the girl, and slapped her on the buttocks, which was loud. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zhang Neng said: "It's not a world war, it's a Star Wars!" ”

Brother Hou was stunned: "What?" Are you kidding? ”

Zhang Nengdao: "It's not a joke, in fact, aliens are already watching us and have already taken action!" ”

"Okay, you can go home and dream, I'm here for private dreaming, outsiders are not allowed to dream here, I'm sorry, please bring the door from the outside, thank you, don't send it." The cook has been sick lately, and I'm eating out so you don't plan to rub the rice, thank you. ”

Zhang Neng said speechlessly: "Why don't you believe me, don't you even have the most basic trust between you and me, are you and I still friends?" ”

"It's not that I don't trust you, it's that you're talking gibberish. How can you tell me to trust you, you don't treat you with sincerity! ”

"Okay, Ah Can, you come and tell him!"

Zhen Can said: "This thing is very simple, that is, I crossed into a dead space created by aliens, and then escaped with great difficulty, and went to their planet, that is, the Emperor Planet, and got their reuse, the first task is to kill Yamamoto, but I don't want to go back after I complete the mission, because the next mission may be to kill you, my lovely Secretary-General, or to kill other people." Plus I wanted to stay with my loved ones, so I didn't want to go back, and I didn't want to say anything about it, but considering the future of my loved ones, I had to say 1"

"Is this story very well written? Do you think I have a low IQ? Brother Hou was angry: "The fact that I can get this status today shows that my IQ is not low, please don't laugh at my IQ like this, is it okay?" ”

Zhen Can was speechless: "I didn't laugh at your IQ, I think your IQ is below me but not much, what I tell you is the truth, I hope you think about it and don't think this is a joke, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you!" The earth is dying. Can you be serious! ”

"Okay, you said you crossed over. You say you're from an alien planet, you say, what evidence do you have? ”

Zhen Can said: "Do you still need evidence for this, Shangguan Shuo and I blew that island beyond recognition and killed so many people, if the earth's technology can do it." It's just two flying machines! ”

Brother Hou was shocked: "Yes, how did you do it, their cruise missiles didn't blow you to pieces, it's illogical!" ”

"Because our ship is alien high-tech, get it. Pig, why is your IQ so low, I'm really embarrassed to insult a pig! ”

"So you're really crossing over?"

"Yes!"

"So, what then?"

"We are here to discuss, the earth is everyone's, not any of our countries, so we need to discuss it together, Secretary-General, I think it is necessary to hold a meeting!" Zhen Can said lightly.

"Okay, let's have a meeting right away!"

Then, Secretary-General Hou Ge convened several countries such as the United States, the island country, the Chinese country, the bear country, the winning country, the hard country, and the developed country to discuss countermeasures.

Facing the best people in the world, Zhen Can said that he was a little excited, a few people in front of him can basically decide the fate of the earth, it is really terrifying to think about it, the earth is actually in the hands of these stupid forks.

Brother Hou said: "Okay, the headphones are all ready, let's start the audition, hello, flax fall, hello, do you have any questions?" Whoever has a problem with the headset quickly put it forward, we have to change it, otherwise we can't guarantee that there will be a headset change in the middle of the meeting, because the staff has come to the aunt recently, so I can't wait there all the time, I have to go back early. ”

Everyone shook their heads to indicate that there was no problem, and Zhen Can also shook his head.

"Okay, since there are no problems, I now announce that the 864238 meeting of the United Nations has begun, and the topic of the meeting is ......"

"Wait." President Hua Yudun said: "This is the meeting of heads of state, what is that one doing?" ”

Looking in the direction of Hua Yudun's finger, everyone saw Zhen Can, an unfamiliar face.

"Yes, what is he doing, hurry up and get out, or Hua Yudun is sharp-eyed, if it weren't for what he said, we would still be kept in the dark, Secretary General, you can explain."

"That's right, explain it quickly."

"That's it, why are you like this?" Lingshen was speechless.

Zhang Neng glared at Lingshen angrily: "You are embarrassed to say, forget about it, you don't know the situation." ”

"I don't understand what you're talking about."

"You!"

"Alright, alright." Brother Hou said: "Everyone, what are you arguing about, everyone is a person with status, is it interesting to quarrel here, you have the ability to go out and fry!" Zhen Can is the most important person in this matter, with all due respect, without Zhen Can, we and our loved ones would all die without a place to be buried. ”

"It's too much, it's too much! You say I'm just going to talk about my family, it's too much. ”

"Yes, why are you like this, the secretary general can't talk nonsense!"

"That's right, who can kill our head of state together, if you believe you, you are not worthy of being the secretary general, abdicate and make way for Xian!"

"You guys." Brother Hou sighed and said: "Okay, I will ask Comrade Zhen Can to tell me something staggering, if he doesn't say it, I can't be understood by you, the misunderstanding is really terrifying!" Ah Can, I beg you to hurry up, can you wait for the competition? ”

Zhen Can will try to play it, hitting the lips of the spirit god.

"Bah, it's disgusting, why the hell did you mean it?" The spirit slammed the table, furious. (To be continued.) )