"I'm sorry, it's a complete coincidence, I thought it wouldn't be able to pop out because it's sticky but not very sticky, a little dry and a little wet......"

"Don't say it, it's disgusting. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Please, end."

"I'm going to throw up."

……

Zhen Can said helplessly: "Originally, I wanted to explain, since the heads of state don't feel the need to explain, then Brother Emperor, I won't explain, no problem, right?" ”

Lingshen looked at Hua Yudun and found that he looked disgusted, so he said: "If you don't explain, forget it, hurry up and talk about your business." ”

"Okay." Zhen Can smiled: "Is this the case......? ”

As Zhen Can spoke, everyone laughed, laughing in a low voice.

After Zhen Can finished speaking, Hua Yu paused: "Such a funny thing can actually make the secretary general believe, I think you really don't have any brains, do you let you enjoy the results all day and make your brain stupid, I advise you to go home and sleep, the next meeting is the day you step down, understand?" ”

"What he said is true, you must believe it, isn't it obvious that he and another person can have such abilities?" Brother Hou tried his best to explain.

"That's their trick, they want to divert their attention so that Zhen Can and his accomplices don't have to die, can't you see it? Do you, the secretary general, have any brains? Hua Yudun was furious.

"Seems to make sense!" Brother Hou suddenly turned to Zhen Can: "You lied to me?" How dare you lie to me? ”

"Gone, bunch of maniacs, wasting my time." Hua Yudun said, got up and went out.

Then everyone followed everyone out, and only Zhen Can and Zhang Neng were left in the room.

Zhang Neng looked at Zhen Can blankly: "Ah Can, you didn't lie to me, did you?" ”

"Speechless, why don't you even believe me?" Zhen Can sighed: "It seems that human beings really don't cry when they don't see the coffin, and they don't dare to face it if they don't see the killing." Okay, then let death come a little crazier, let's go, no one will believe it, let's go back. ”

"That's all there is to it."

Zhang Neng sighed and went out with Zhen Can.

The three of them then flew back to the island.

For the next three days, Zhen Can was sleeping. He is so tired, when a person is tired to the extreme, he needs to come to a process of sleeping to the extreme.

On the third day, Zhen Can was called to the Führer's office.

"Ah Can, I just received a WeChat message from the spirit god, look at it."

Zhen Can walked over, took Zhang Neng's mobile phone, looked at it, and found that the spirit god said this - hand over Zhen Can and Shangguan Shuo immediately, otherwise we will start a war.

Zhen Can threw his mobile phone on the ground: "It's too much of a deception!" ”

Zhang Neng was shocked: "That's my mobile phone, big brother, you still have no humanity, how can you drop my mobile phone?" Speechless! ”

"I'm sorry, people always want to drop something when they're angry."

"Okay, if you fall, just drop it. I'll see if it can still be used,, it can still be used, a good phone is different. ”

"What brand of phone? So powerful? There was nothing at all. Zhen Can was shocked.

"ZN mobile phones are cows."

"Is this phone new?"

"Yes, it's my pinyin initials, I ordered someone to develop it, cow!"

"You're going to go down in history, alas. Why are people so cheesy, they all want to go down in history. In this life, I always want to leave something for future generations to commemorate, as if future generations will forget you at any time, you live for yourself, not for future generations, nor for the people around you, understand? ”

"Understood." Zhang Neng nodded: "You're right, I'm just a layman, and my realm can't reach your height for Mao, alas." ”

"Mourn! Let's discuss the major event of the island nation's preparation for aggression! ”

"yes. I don't know what to do, what do you say? ”

"The soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, and this is a good time to take revenge."

"Damn, it makes sense, we can finally beat them up justifiably."

"That's right. Kill them, immediately dispatch the army, and prepare for battle. ”

……

At this time, a soldier ran in: "Back to the Führer, the warships of the island country are approaching the sea area, and the East China Sea is in danger, please give an order." ”

"What?" Zhang Neng was shocked: "These bastards actually attacked first, and it was the same as last time, but this time we will not back down anymore, and immediately order all the commanders of the sea and sea to beat me hard, to the death." ”

"Yes."

After the soldier left, Zhang Neng was a little excited: "Ah Can, I have to go to the front line to command the battle, will you go with me?" ”

"Of course, I'm your bodyguard."

"Great, let's go."

Zhen Can and Zhang Neng flew away on the plane, and they didn't tell Yu Tiantian before leaving, Yu Tiantian was taking a bath in the house at this time, and she was going to watch a movie with Zhen Can at night and then go to the hotel to dedicate herself.

But Zhen Can and Zhang Neng have already left, and there is one of these two who is the object of their own dedication, when she learned about this, she was extremely sad and sad, you must know that she has prepared a lot of things, such as sets, such as red wine, such as cigarettes, such as tissues, such as lubricant, such as room cards, such as lipstick!

After preparing so many things, did you prepare them all in vain? No! She's going to change her destination!

So, she asked someone to send a plane to take her to the sea!

Soon, Zhen Can and Zhang Neng arrived at the Weihai Sea, and the plane stopped on the aircraft carrier!

In the conference room!

Zhang Neng said: "Generals, where is the matter?" ”

General Chen Chong said: "If you go back to the head of state, the matter has progressed to the approval stage!" ”

Zhang Neng was stunned: "What is the approval?" ”

"Approve the next battle plan, we don't dare to make the slightest move without your approval, according to the provisions of our country's military law, all battle plans must be approved by you before they can be implemented, now the enemy army is about to land, may I ask the Yuan to open fire?"

"You're paralyzed, don't you know what flexibility is, what did you eat to grow up? Damn, it's just that, I really want to slap you to death, shoot immediately! Zhang Neng was speechless, these guys with fat brains are all Nima's ******, and they don't have any ability except to enjoy it!

"Yes, the Führer said it, fire it immediately!" Chen Chong said a word to WeChat, and the next second he heard a rumbling outside.

"How many warships are coming from the enemy?" Zhang Neng asked.

Chen Chong said: "Countless warships from all over the country are here, because they are military secrets, we can't know the exact number, sorry, disappointed you!" ”

"No disappointment, it's not your fault, keep shelling, hit as many as you want, what missiles, keep up, air support, in the water, underwater, come together!" Zhang Nengdao.

"Huh?" Chen Chong was surprised: "Führer, you didn't say it just now, you just said let the shelling, if you had said that you wanted so many ways, I would have called it, and now there is only shelling!" ”

"You're paralyzed!" Zhang Neng slapped the guy on the head: "Who is your father?" ”

The slightly chubby Chen Chong covered his face, and tears flowed down uncontrollably: "My father is Chen Chu, the secretary of the Office of the Military Commission!" ”

"Chen Chu? Why haven't you heard of it, call him over, immediately, immediately! Zhang Neng was furious. (To be continued.) )