Chapter 408: Empty True H
Ji Kong suddenly realized that he had done something stupid, and it was right to teach Mahaku the common sense of life, but why did he use such a serious and formal tone!
Mahaku was originally a very persistent and stubborn person, and when it came out of her mouth to study these four words seriously, it could really be said that she had broken the casserole and asked to the end. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"True white, what I'm going to teach you next is how to use soap, although most of the clothes can be washed in the washing machine, but intimate clothes like underwear and fat ci are best washed with soap."
"Why do fat ci have to be cleaned with soap?"
"Because fat ci is close-fitting clothing, it can be washed cleaner if you wash it by hand."
"Isn't the washing machine clean?"
"Of course, the washing machine can also be cleaned, but if you wash it by hand, you can wash it more carefully to ensure that every part is clean."
"Then why don't other clothes be washed by hand?"
"The other clothes are relatively large, so it takes a lot of time to wash them by hand."
"It's okay if your clothes aren't clean because you're afraid of wasting your time?"
“……”
Ji Kong opened his mouth, and suddenly found that he was a little speechless!
I was asked by Zhenbai and had nothing to say!
Ji Kong said loudly with some embarrassment: "The washing machine can already wash the clothes very cleanly, but it can't be as meticulous as hand washing, and the focus of our discussion now is not whether the washing machine can wash the clothes, but the correct use of soap!" ”
"Oh."
Shiina's white and red eyes glanced at Ji Kong lightly and nodded.
The rhythm finally returned to normal, and Ji Kong was also a little relieved, picked up the soap in his hand and said: "The use of soap is actually a very simple thing, the method is to evenly apply the soap on the underwear, and then rub it with your hands on the parts that are easy to get dirty......"
"How do you apply it, and how do you rub it?"
"Uh......"
"Can you show me this?"
"Okay."
Ji Kong also felt that it was just a word on his lips, and it really didn't play an educational role, and he happened to see that in the washing machine next to him, there was a fat ci that he had cleaned, so he was ready to take it over as a demonstration textbook.
"Empty, this fat ci has already been washed."
Shiina Mashiro objected.
"It's okay if it's already cleaned, right? Anyway, it's just a demonstration. ”
"No, you can't!" Shiina's real white-red eyes stared at Ji Kong's lower body, "In order to really have a demonstration effect, you must use the original fat ci!" ”
"Why are you looking at me when you say that?!" Ji Kong subconsciously covered his crotch and said loudly: "I will never take off my underwear to show you!" And if you want to look at a man's underwear, don't you feel ashamed to be a girl? ”
"Empty real h."
"So why does this have anything to do with me again...... Wait a minute! What are you doing? I didn't let you take off the fat ci!! ”
After a long period of scrambling, Ji Kong finally stopped Shiina Mashiro, who wanted to take off the fat ci.
However, although she was successfully stopped, Shiina Shiina Shiro still said that only the original fat ci can have a demonstrative effect.
However, it is impossible for Ji Kong to take off his underwear for a demonstration, and it is impossible for Zhenbai to take off her fat ci for a demonstration.
So he only pressed his forehead helplessly, and said to Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, who was watching the joke next to him: "Shiyu, change you to teach Zhenbai." ”
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "Empty true h." ”
Ji Kong: "......"
"You two have enough for me!!"
A few green tendons appeared on Ji Kong's forehead, and he stood up and said loudly: "I don't care whose original fat ci you use as a demonstration, in short, after a maximum of an hour, if Zhenbai hasn't learned how to clean underwear, then wait to accept the punishment!" ”
"What punishment?"
The two women asked in unison.
"Not allowed in my bedroom for three days!"
"I don't want it!"
Shiina Mashiro responded immediately, working and painting with Sora and Shiyu every night was the happiest time of her day, how could such a happy time be lost? ”
"Hmph, it's useless to say don't at this time, you better do what I say to please me."
Ji Kong turned around proudly and was about to go upstairs, but he had a very sharp ear and heard Kasumigaoka Shiyu whispering to Mahaku.
"Zhenbai, you don't have to worry, Ji Jun is just an upright tsundere, as long as we pretend to be pitiful and beg him a few words, punishment and other things, he will definitely leave it behind."
"I see......"
Shiina Mayaku nodded his little head, looking like he had realized.
"Kasumi! It! Hill! Poem! Feather!! ”
Ji Kong turned around and looked at Kasumigaoka Shiyu with a hideous face, "Even if I will forgive Mashiro this time, I will definitely not forgive you!" If you don't teach Mashiro to succeed, just wait to receive a punishment ten times more terrifying! ”
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "Ji Jun, I was wrong-"
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After handing over everything to Shiyu Kasumigaoka, Ji Kong went back to his bedroom and got to work.
Turn on the computer、Log in to QQ,Immediately the avatar representing Dongcheng Aya flashed,Ji Kong clicked on it and looked,It turned out that Dongcheng Aya sent him an offline document。
The file is a word document, only a few tens of K in size, Ji Kong quickly downloaded it, click on it and take a look, it turns out to be the first chapter of Tojo Aya's new novel.
Dongcheng Aya obviously also received the news that Ji Kong had finished downloading, and immediately sent a message and said, "Ji Jun, I have finished writing the first chapter of my new novel, can you please help me read it?" ”
"Of course no problem, this is my business, and I am already your book lover, I am not happy that you don't let me see it."
Ji Kong didn't know that his casual words made the girl's heart tremble slightly, and at this time, he had already put on the glasses that Aya Dongcheng gave him, and carefully read the first chapter of the novel called "Your Name".
Although there is only one chapter, the chapter of the Japanese light novel is not the chapter of the Chinese web novel.
Generally speaking, a light novel is about 80,000 words in a volume, and there are five chapters in total, that is, a chapter has about 16,000 words.
Ji Kong looked very carefully, because Dongcheng Aya's text is very delicate and exquisite, and every natural paragraph is worth savoring, and it is definitely not an ordinary business article or fast food article.
After more than twenty minutes, Ji Kong finally finished reading the first chapter, so he typed in the chat box: "I finished reading the first chapter you sent me...... (To be continued.) )