The secretary stimulated the waiter with words, "Look at it." "I thought it would be useless to say anything, so I folded the shallots into three folds, put them in my mouth, grabbed two xiaolongbao, chewed them a few times, swallowed, and then looked at the waiter and the small plate in front of me." Haode, how much can you eat, I'll get it for you. "After the waiter found out that we were really eating green onions, instead of making fun of him, he decided to take green onions for a few of us.

"It's so thick, one bundle per person." This vice president is also quite bad, and the two hands are pinched into a bowl shape and made it for the waiter to see. "Wait a minute." Looking at the back of the waiter leaving, the four of us looked at each other, this is happy. After a few of us finished secretly cooling, I found that all the diners in the store were gone, and looked at a few of us with the eyes of a monster. "Ignore them, southerners eat small quantities and many times, northerners eat up to three meals a day. , let's order so much at once, of course we are seen as a monster. "The vice president explained to me, although this time the vice president led the team, but it seems that the real leader should be me, after all, I am the person next to the boss, so the vice president still cares about my feelings." What do you see, I haven't seen it. The driver muttered unhappily to the surroundings. After a while, the waiter brought in four bundles of green onions and put them in everyone's small plates, and then stood not far from us, looking at a few of us. "It's been a few hard times this time, I know that everyone didn't eat enough at the reception banquet just ended, so I brought everyone to eat a distinctive Shanghai xiaolongbao, everyone is welcome, let go of the stomach to eat, this time I have a treat, no one should pretend to be fake." It was the vice president who spoke, and after finishing speaking, he took the lead in picking up a small bun and began to eat it with the green onion. Let's take a look, you're welcome, let's open the whole. What I remember most clearly is the sound of "smack, slap, slap, slap...", the sound of throwing down the steaming drawer, basically three or four buns in one bite, and then start eating with shallots. In the early stage, you can also use chopsticks, but in the later stage, except for the vice president, we basically use our hands to grasp it, because it is too slow to use chopsticks. A few of us are eating here, and the eyes of those diners who are watching the excitement are about to fall into the bowl, because they have never seen us eat like this at all, and the locals eat a drawer and a cushion of the stomach, and then go to eat the others, and a few of us are going to eat to the full, which can be the same. That is, for more than half an hour, 80 empty drawers of steamed buns were thrown on the table, "How is it, are you full?" The vice president rubbed his big belly and asked, "Why don't we go to the City God Temple again, I haven't eaten enough." I was actually afraid that the two of them wouldn't have enough to eat, so I preemptively said the words for the two buddies, "Okay, waiter, pay the bill." Next stop - City God Temple. The vice president shouted, and the diners present not only fell off their eyes, but also their jaws probably fell, and the four of them ate 80 drawers of steamed buns, and ate so many raw onions, but they didn't eat enough, an absolute Siberian tiger.

"Brother Jia, what do you want, hurry up and eat." Chengcai's words interrupted my memories, "You guys eat too," I glanced at Xiaoting, "Sister, eat more, I have the strength to abuse your husband at night." I said to Xiaoting with a wicked smile. Xiaoting's face flushed slightly, first lowered her head, and then nodded slightly. I feel that this meal is not enjoyable, Chengcai is more sullen, except for thanks, I will not say anything else, Xiaoting does not talk much, always gives me a feeling of a little sister next door, so in order to adjust the atmosphere, I showed a paragraph on the spot: "Don't just say those words of thanks, learn to say some jokes to adjust the atmosphere." I rushed into the sky and said, "Ah, I won't." Chengcai looked at me with a puzzled expression, "Mixing on it, you must be able to say some small jokes." "Then I'll learn more from Jia Ge in the future." Chengcai seems to be using me as a GOD. "Shall I give you both a paragraph, shall I say something?" My brain was running rapidly, and suddenly I had a flash of inspiration, and I remembered a few pieces of news, and after I pinched and summarized it, I said: "I'll give you two a paragraph of my adapted "Teacher Table". "Good, good, good." Cheng Cai applauded himself, and kicked Xiaoting below, and Xiaoting immediately applauded. It made several groups of diners around look at our table.

My face is relatively large, after all, I have experienced a lot, I stood up and said loudly: "Weare80 The latter, the beginning of the text, is not as free as compulsory education, and there is no distribution of colleges and universities.

Looking for a livelihood, leaving his hometown, crossing to Jiangsu and Zhejiang in the east, going south to Huguang, volunteering in the west, drifting to the imperial capital in the north, wearing the stars and the moon, holding candles for a long time, two years without rest, saving 50,000 yuan. However, the property market skyrocketed, there was no place to live, the purchase money was insufficient for the down payment, so he invested in the game, shrank to more than 10,000 in the following year, became depressed, was admitted to the hospital for a week, poured everything he had, and was expelled from the hospital because of arrears. Looking for medical insurance, if you don't meet the rules of serious illness, refuse to pay, and return with illness.

sighed that the luck was not good, and he committed suicide by taking rat poison in anger, and failed to encounter a fake. Friendship, a pack of domestic Nescafe on credit, drink it and die. When the family heard it, they were saddened and wanted to bury it, but they had no choice but to scatter their ashes on the riverside and burn some paper money. An official in the sedan chair, smiling and holding a feather fan, said: D member? What do you want? ? ! However, his family was penniless.

The city management saw that his sister was well-behaved, and he accepted her as the third son. Parents are helpless, from it. His sister was humiliated, threw herself into the river, and died. The fisherman scooped it up, and the corpse asked for ten thousand dollars. The parents couldn't bear this scene, and threw themselves into the river with tears and died. When the neighbors heard this, they made their speeches one after another, generously donated money, and buried them thickly. On the day of the erection, various media have reported that a harmonious society is shouting long live! "Whenever there are numbers, I use my fingers to make comparisons, and use body language to match my impromptu "Teacher Table". As soon as I finished speaking, I didn't wait for Chengcai to applaud Xiaoting, and the surrounding tables cheered one after another, "Okay." "Great, absolutely silvery!" "One more." I have found out that the Chinese people are not afraid of big things, I want to say this in the square, and now I am definitely working in a small black house.

Thinking about it, I still waved to those tables frequently, quite a general's style, and picked up the draft beer glass on the table, "Thank you for your support, let's go together." After speaking, he tilted his neck and drank half a glass of draft beer. Exquisite!" Cow B "Dry! "The gentlemen at the surrounding tables are also dry. I clamped Chengcai with my eyes, what does it mean, Chengcai has a tall thumbs, that means absolutely, brother, you are too urine. I'm so proud!

to be continued