Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Potential of a Dog's Legs
Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Potential of the Dog's Legs
I don't remember the first few days back at the hotel. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Anyway, it wasn't the days I just went back. When I woke up that morning, I couldn't see the fat man anymore. He Tao lives next door to me, and when I used to knock on the door, no one answered me. I guessed maybe it was going down for breakfast or something, so I didn't think much about it, and pressed the elevator to go down to the lobby on the second floor to have a bite to eat. But as soon as the elevator door opened, I saw the fat man standing inside.
I was stunned for a moment when I saw the fat man, and before I could react, the fat man pulled me into the elevator.
"What are you doing?" I noticed that the fat man had a strange face.
"I caught someone in your hotel this morning, it seems to be your uncle's." The fat man said. Then I pressed the number of the topmost building. "Your uncle ran away that night, and I wondered if I could get some clues out of this kid's mouth."
As soon as I was stunned, I came to my senses.
Follow the fat man to the highest floor. I think this floor is the most luxurious suite in the entire hotel. I didn't even want to be willing to be used by the fat people to interrogate people.
When I got out of the elevator and entered the suite, I saw that He Tao and Lan were also inside. There were also several thug-like people inside, punching and kicking a man with his hands tied behind his back. The man who was beaten had several teeth knocked out. The blood that came out of his mouth dripped directly onto the carpet, dripping a large piece. I rushed over and stopped the thugs.
Just kidding, Lao Tzu's wool carpet. Don't you know that blood stains are hard to remove?
This man was discovered by the fat man when he went to breakfast in the morning. This guy has been sneaking around following the fat man. If it weren't for the fat man's vigilance, it would not be easy to spot him.
"There's definitely more than one person in your hotel." The fat man said. "Fat man, I can be followed for breakfast, which means that your uncle has a lot of eyeliner here."
I nodded, walked over to the man, crouched down, and looked at him. After cutting people that night, I had nightmares for weeks. Since then, I've been slashing those people that night again in my dreams almost every night. It's been going on like this for a few weeks, and I'm now almost immune to this kind of thing, this color.
"Say it." I lifted the man's chin. That's when I realized that he didn't have many teeth left. With just those few teeth, there is still a leak when I speak. I probably don't understand what he's saying.
I'm a lover of peace and I hate violence very much. But if you don't talk about the next thing, then maybe this story is a little incomplete.
The fat man walked up to me and kicked him in the face with me lifting his chin. Kicked him straight away. After rolling around the ground a few times, I seemed to see the man spit out the last few teeth in his mouth.
I frowned and looked at the fat man: "You can't fucking be civilized?" ā
The fat man rolled his eyes angrily: "Do you know what non-violent non-cooperation is?" That's what I'm talking about. So saying, the fat man went over and carried the man back like a chicken, and then threw it in front of me.
"With Confucius, we have to reason with him. With his grandson, then we have to talk to him about force. The fat man said.
I looked at the person in front of me with a blue nose, swollen face, and a bloody mouth, and listened to him "babble" and say a bunch of things, so I couldn't bear to look at it. Turned around and moved a stool and sat next to Lan, looking at the fat man.
The fat man watched, I shook my head, and then looked at the man who was already lying on the ground like a dead dog.
"You can't stay in this place any longer." He Tao said suddenly.
I looked at him and said to myself, of course, I can't let you stay like this anymore. Do you remember the last time I had the phone call with He Tao when I rushed over to support Lan and the fat man? After that, more than 1,000 people came one after another. Some of the people still flew over. I'll have to reimburse the travel expenses, right? The cost of the road alone is more than 100,000 yuan. And that's not even counting the cost of food and lodging for the more than 1,000 people who live with me. That's at least one million. If I let He Tao's subordinates continue to live here, then I will really be bankrupt.
"I agree." I nodded.
"Then let's go tonight." He Tao said. "We'll have to find another place to stay."
"There's no time." Lan suddenly said, "The location of the next tomb is a bit special, we need to prepare early." ā
What I heard Lan say was "we need to prepare earlier", not "me". This means that Lan has now joined our team. At least she agrees with us.
"Where is this tomb located?" I asked Ran.
"China-Mongolia border." Lan said lightly.
I was stunned: "Huh? How could it be there? Who is the owner of the tomb? ā
"It's from your Wei family." Lan said.
I was stunned again: "Are you asking me to rob my ancestral grave?" Damn, that's a big disrespectful thing. ā
"It's not your Wei family's tomb." Lan said. "It's just the people of your Wei family lying inside."
Now I was completely confused: "What do you mean? ā
"This tomb was originally used by the border herdsmen for joint burial at that time. Later, your Wei family came out with a feng shui physiognomy and found that the tomb had a strange effect. In order to get that tomb, the family moved there. Finally, he went down to the tomb and buried the feng shui master in it. ā
I heard it in a fog. Didn't you say that the tomb found by the feng shui physiographer ended up burying himself in it? Could it be that after going down to the tomb, that old ancestor committed suicide directly? Damn, it doesn't have to be like this, right?
"What do you think?" The fat man walked over, picked up a box of paper on the coffee table next to him, and began to wipe the blood on his hands.
I could have avoided looking at the fat man just now. Now I saw the fat man coming over, so I looked over. I found that the person was completely immobile.
"Damn, you didn't beat people to death, did you?" I looked at the fat man.
The fat man pulled a lot of paper to wipe his hands, and I felt sorry for me. "How is that possible?" The fat man said, "I've fainted - damn me, is your uncle a pervert." How did you train this kind of person who is not afraid of death? No matter how much he beats him, he won't let go. Ouch, I'm tired of the fat man. As he spoke, the fat man wanted to wake up Lan and sit down for a while. But as soon as He Lan's eyes met, the arrogance of the whole person immediately decreased.
"You you, you go, you get up." The fat man pulled me.
"Then He Tao is also sitting, why don't you let him give you a seat?"
"He." The fat man glanced at He Tao: "He-Lao Tzu can't be provoked." It's you in this room, I can still bully you, fat man. Hurry up, get up. ā
I rolled my eyes and got up to give the fat man a seat.
The fat man took a few breaths, and then said, "Sister Lan may not have explained it to you just now, the fat man came to supplement it for you." Saying that, the fat man looked at Lan, licked his face and asked as if asking for opinions, "Sister Lan, is it okay?" ā
Lan ignored him.
The fat man was not angry, so he turned his face to look at me: "That tomb...... How do you say it - the crane occupies the dove's nest, have you heard of it? ā
I shook my head: "Lao Tzu has only heard of the nest of the dove. ā
"Hey," the fat man waved his hand, "that's what it means, you get it." ā
"You mean, that ancestor of my Wei family is for the strange function of that tomb. That's why you went to that tomb? I asked.
The fat man nodded: "That's right." ā
"That's not right." I say. "What kind of strange function does that tomb have, and you have to kill yourself after you get off the wood?"
The fat man rolled his eyes: "Who the hell told you that he committed suicide?" ā
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"He found the tomb when he was about to burp." The fat man said, "At that time, it seemed that there was something in that tomb that could keep people young forever - hey, I also heard others brag about it at the wine table." I don't know if it's true or not. ā
"Forever young?" I froze for a moment, and almost instantly thought of it. "Could it be Liu Bang's mausoleum?"
The fat man shook his head again and again: "Although eternal youth and eternal life mean the same, they are actually far behind, okay." Eternal youth is at most the same appearance, in fact, it will still die. Eternal life is different, it is the ability to live forever. ā
I let out an "oh" and said, "What the hell is buried under that one, so amazing?" ā
"I don't know." The fat man shook his head. "Didn't I just say it, fat man, I heard this at the wine table." Saying that, the fat man looked at Lan: "Sister Lan, do you know?" After saying this, I saw the fat man stunned for a moment: "Hey, I'm!" Sister Lan, when you were on the periphery of Liu Bang's mausoleum, you probably encountered something similar to this, right? ā
My heart said how could it be. The fat man himself said it all just now. Eternal youth does not mean eternal life. And Lan not only has not changed her appearance now, but even her body has not aged. This shows that what Lan encountered on the periphery of the mausoleum definitely had a greater effect than the things in the tomb this time. And there is also the possibility of a qualitative leap.
Sure enough, Lan shook his head slightly: "The thing I saw outside the mausoleum at that time was ......" Lan suddenly hesitated a little when he said this. This was the first time I'd seen Lan appear to be speechless and stopped.
"Oh, say, say." The fat man was in a hurry. "If you say something, don't hold it in your heart. It's not good for girls. ā
Although the fat man said that it was uncomfortable, I always felt that it should be "not good to be thin".
Lan raised his face and looked at me: "I was in that tomb and saw a very large ......" Speaking of this, Lan hesitated again. It seems that there is something unspeakable.
"If you don't want to say it, don't say it." I stood up. To be honest, I've been half-squatting on the ground for a long time, and my legs are so numb.
"I saw a mountain inside." Lan said.
"Mountain?" The fat man was stunned. "Liu Bang's mausoleum is in the mountains?"
"In the tomb, I saw a mountain." Lan said.
"There's a mountain in the tomb?" The fat man repeated, then frowned. After a while, he said, "That's not a big deal." Fat man, I have been in the bucket, and it is not without gold and silver. And don't talk about mountains, I've even seen the river fat man. - How do you sing a lyric? Have I ever crossed mountains and seas, and I have also crossed a sea of people? ā
I slapped the fat man and told him not to smuggle. The fat man gave me a blank look: "Hey, don't really think that the fat man is talking to me." You don't know. Those emperors and princes in the past, after they died, they especially liked this kind of funeral method of mountains and rivers. What is the saying? If there are conditions, you must go up, and if you don't have the conditions, you must also go up. Even if there is no one in the tomb, then it will definitely find a way to repair it. - Hey, let me tell you, once again, I accidentally bumped into a big oil hopper. That fight-I'll go, why are you beating me! ā
"Don't fucking brag, okay?" I rolled my eyes. "We're talking about serious things, and you'll save those fancy things for later, when you put the kids to bed."
The fat man originally wanted to complain to Lan about me. You can see Lan's eyes, and they immediately softened again.
"We're facing both of those problems right now." I say. With that, I simply sat down on the floor. Standing legs are not numb. Can be easily acidic.
"The first one is my uncle's question. We had a leak last time, and he ran away. We haven't gotten it back yet. This time there is no manpower in the fight, and it may be difficult. The second is what we are fighting this time. "As I spoke, I glanced at the three of them." Ladies and gentlemen, the Sino-Mongolian border. It's not in your own home, you can go whatever you want. Let's not talk about whether anyone in Mongolia will find us. Do you think our border guards are vegetarians? And I've heard that the first shot was fired into the sky. It's a warning shot. The second shot was a direct leg. If you still run, the third shot will be directly greeted by you. ā
At this point, the fat man patted me and signaled me to rest assured.
"Hey, have you ever heard of the phrase that money can make ghosts grind?" The fat man asked me.
I nodded, just about to say that the border guards are not so easy to fool. People are the army of the country, how can they accept bribes? But the fat man then said: "Then have you ever heard that money can make grinding ghosts?" ā
I was stunned for a moment, not understanding what the fat man meant.
The fat man smacked his lips: "Hey, why are you so stupid?" As he spoke, he looked at He Tao and asked, "You ask Brother Walnut, his family is considered a border, right?" Isn't that business also booming? ā
When I thought about it, my heart said yes. Hurriedly asked He Tao what was the doorway in this.
He Tao raised his forehead slightly: "It's He Tao, not walnuts." ā
"Wouldn't that be more cordial?" The fat man patted him on the shoulder. Since the fat man knew He Tao's identity, he seemed to be more enthusiastic about He Tao than before. This makes me a little suspicious that fat people have the potential to be a dog's leg. (To be continued.) )