Chapter Eighty-Eight: Drinking the Strongest Wine

It's midnight. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info According to my original habit, this time is to sleep. But at eleven o'clock, I tossed and turned in bed for an hour. In the end, I decided to get up, turn on the computer and record this incident.

I was going to forget about it. Because I think a fat person should always be the kind of person who is positive and optimistic. No matter how much pain he had, I felt it. That is, as long as he was in front of me, he would swallow even if he broke his teeth, and then grin at me. But what happened that night made me know the fat man thoroughly. Don't look at the fat people, they are usually the kind of people who are big and grinning, and often talk nonsense and cause trouble. In fact, after Sister Qing died, the fat man carried everything alone. Even after returning from the Mausoleum of the Queen Mother of the West, he never revealed that sad and lonely demeanor again.

I thought that the fat man would be the kind of person who is invincible, at least the kind of person who will not affect himself because of other people's affairs. But that night, three cups of horse pee gave me a new understanding of the fat man. Maybe it's a bit modest to say three cups of horse urine, I should say three boxes.

To be honest, I didn't drink alcohol before college. When I went to university, I started studying to make friends. And after four years of college, I can't say how good I am at drinking. Anyway, I can blow three bottles of 52 degrees 2 pot heads with a 50 ml bottle. And then you can sneak the two idiots in the dorm back. But that night, I was really drunk.

It all started after I caught my uncle's eyeliner in my hotel that day.

I, Lan, Fatty, and Tao. After the four of us discussed and assigned our next tasks, He Tao suddenly proposed. Saying that the conditions are probably very difficult for the place we are going to this time. In addition, because we failed to copy the uncle's base camp last time, the uncle found our base. So if we want to buy equipment now, we can't buy it from acquaintances like before. Those acquaintances don't have to think about it, they must be covered with uncle's eyeliner. So the equipment sold this time may have to be bought from abroad. And if you buy it from abroad, the time will inevitably be a little longer. It's a good time for us to relax. I adjust and participate in this action in the best condition.

If He Tao's proposal was put forward by the fat man or me, Lan would definitely oppose it. But now it is indeed He Tao who has brought it up. So Lan glanced at He Tao and didn't say anything. And I seemed to see something in Lan's eyes. I don't feel like Lan is afraid of He Tao, or the family behind him. It's that look of disdain. I don't know why Lan looked at He Tao with such an expression. But at least I could have taken at least four days off then. And that night, I was dragged out by the fat man to drink.

That's what happened before the fat man got drunk. That's pretty much it. I'm a bit confused about my current state, so I may not be very clear about some of the details. But that's probably true.

I was going to take it with Tao or Lan. But after thinking about it, He Tao doesn't seem to be the kind of person who is addicted to alcohol. That's it. And Ran's words...... Truth be told, if two big men are going out for a drink. It's absolutely impossible to go to a roadside stall to drink and hang out. It's all men, and there are some things that don't need to be explained. But I want to make it clear, I'm a more traditional man. So even if I go to that kind of place, I don't mess around. Of course, the main purpose of being pulled by the fat man was to make me pay the bill. He's not at home now, and the last few thousand dollars in Kari have already been used to buy the head nurse when he was in the hospital. Now I don't have a dime on me. I paid for the equipment.

After arriving at the bar, he found a private room and sat down, and the fat man waved his hand and directly called his four younger sisters to come in to accompany the drink.

I was stunned for a moment, and said that there is no need for one person to call two, right? I have one that is enough.

The fat man tilted his head and looked at me for almost two seconds, then said "oh". Called the manager back and called me another sister.

Fat singing level...... I really don't know how to describe it. Anyway, with the professionalism of the sisters who accompanied the wine, they all showed an expression of being about to vomit after hearing the song sung by the fat man. Not to mention me.

A case of beer isn't really much. It seems like twelve bottles. I don't drink a lot. Even for business entertainment, it is absolutely impossible to use such an ordinary liquor as beer. So I don't remember very well. Anyway, I drank the first case of beer. The rest was all left to the fat man to blow alone. It made the four younger sisters sitting next to him particularly embarrassed. The people who came to accompany the drinkers didn't even drink the wine.

I think one person can drink it. That's a sign of the amount of alcohol. Illustrate that the amount of alcohol that this person can drink is infinite. But no matter how infinite the amount of alcohol is, the capacity of the bladder is still limited. I stared at the fat man as he poured a case of beer into his stomach, then got up and went to the bathroom.

The fat man's trip to the toilet lasted five minutes. I wondered if he had drowned in his own urine.

After a few minutes, the fat man returned. Ordered another case of beer. After the beer was moved, the sisters who accompanied the wine were also clever. didn't wait for the fat man to start the wine, he opened it first. Then scramble to toast the fat man.

The fat man hugged his sister left and right, pouted and began to drink. After a few sips, I started to feed the wine by mouth. I couldn't look at it, so I turned my head away and looked at the TV screen in front of me. At this time, it was the song that the fat man ordered before. I can't remember the name of the song. But I still remember a few lines of the lyrics.

The first staggered time

Who said the oath

Repeat it again and again for the rest of your life

The journey of thousands of miles buried the green silk and white bones

......

Time flies

The journey was in a hurry

Clasp each other's palms together

There will always be people who forget to grow old

In the nameless village

I think the fat man is in love with Sister Qing. But I don't know how deep this relationship is, or how deep it is.

I don't remember who told me about it, or where I read it.

Before a person drinks alcohol, he is Chinese; After drinking, the whole of China is his.

The fat man at that time was undoubtedly the best display of this sentence.

I haven't drunk much beer. And before I learned to drink, I never believed that a particularly good drinker and beer could get drunk. Because in my opinion, the alcohol concentration of a bottle of beer should be the same as that in the stomach of the road. In other words, no matter how much beer you drink, the ratio of alcohol to water in your stomach will not change. But the fat man proved me wrong with the facts. I still don't understand what this is. But the fat man is really drunk.

And looking at the fat man's appearance, I was also drunk.

"I'm a dog." The fat man said lying on top of a sister who was accompanying him to drink.

I'm a little confused. The heart said that this is not yet the sun, why did you say it. And people at least eat by their own labor, how can you fucking scold people. Then I saw my sister's face change.

Just in case, I ordered another case of beer.

Anyone who has been to a bar should know that the more alcohol you order, the more commission you will get for accompanying the drinking girl. So after hearing me order another case of wine, the sister's face softened.

I watched as the fat man kept holding that sister, and he kept calling a name out of his mouth. But the fat man drank too much, and the whole person was in a state of blindfolding, and I couldn't hear it very clearly. But I guess the fat man's name should be Sister Qing's name.

The fat man drank three cases of beer and ran to the toilet countless times in less than an hour after arriving at the bar. Of course, I only drank one of the three cases of beer. And half of that bottle was drunk by my escort girl. The alcohol I drank that night was really nothing.

When the fat man drank the fifth box, I really couldn't look at it. I feel like the fat man is drinking like this, but he is really going to get alcoholism. And I glanced at my phone and found that the fat man went from entering the private room to drinking the five cases of beer. It took only three hours before and after. This is still counted in conjunction with the time he goes to the toilet.

Some people keep saying that they want a dog, but I think it's light, in the state of the fat man at that time, the grass turns over the entire zoo.

I'm especially glad Lan trained me before. It's true. Otherwise, let me carry out the fat man's two hundred and dozens of catties of meat alone, then it would be better to kill me.

When the fat man was almost dragged out of the private room, there was almost no place to stand in the private room. It's all empty wine bottles of two. And those empty wine bottles cost me almost 80,000 yuan in total. Or the manager saw that we ordered so much wine and gave me a 20% discount.

After getting the fat guy out of the bar, I was going to take a car back. But when I stopped the car, the conversation between the fat man and the driver almost didn't scare the driver crazy.

The fat man lay on his stomach by the driver's door: uh-huh! Is it a driver!

The driver nodded hurriedly: Yes, yes, where are you two going?

The fat man's eyes glared: Are you really a driver!?

The driver was stunned: Yes, I am definitely the driver!

The fat man rubbed his face: Yo Xi......

The driver looked at me with a bewildered expression: ......

I also looked back with a confused face: ......

After staring at each other for a long time, the fat man suddenly slapped the car door: You! I remember you!

I think if the driver had been in a hit-and-run, the fat man might have to step on the gas pedal and run away as soon as he said this. Unexpectedly, the driver was also a person who had seen the world. actually cooperated with the fat man to speak.

Driver: Yes! I've seen you too!

When the fat man heard the driver say this, he scratched his hair. It seems that there is some confusion in the thinking.

Fatty: Who are you-that-who? I remember you! You are...... Oops I'm going to ......

Driver: Brother! We used to brush the dishes in the same cooking class!

The fat man waved impatiently to interrupt the driver: I remember! You! You...... You and I are a special comrade-in-arms!

The driver and I were stunned at the same time.

The driver lifted his glasses and cautiously asked, "What about that...... Is that comrade-in-arms of yours called Private Ryan?

When the fat man heard this, he suddenly straightened up. At the same time, his legs slammed together, and his hands were raised up to salute the driver.

Fat man: Why, have you seen that comrade-in-arms of mine, Shizao?

I've only heard of the dog that drinks the strongest liquor and the wildest of the day. Listening to these two idiots singing and talking, I'm really fucking fucking fucking. It's literal.

At this time, a north wind suddenly blew on the side of the street, and I shivered. The fat man also seemed to be a little sober. Tilting his head to look at the driver.

Fatty: Hey, you're not ......

The driver saw that the fat man was a little sober, and he didn't dare to talk casually: Yes, I'm the driver. Where are you going?

The fat man slapped the side of the car door, and the frightened driver didn't catch it, and stepped on the accelerator with one foot. The car swooped out and disappeared straight into the street.

It's over, your comrades are gone. I patted the fat man on the shoulder and said.

The fat man shook my hand away: What's the matter, you still know our division, chairman?

I rolled my eyes and ignored him. I was going to stop another car and hurry back. The street was freezing to death.

I finally stopped a car before I could go up and tell the driver the location. The fat man squeezed me out of the way, and he was on his own.

Immediately after that, the fat man slapped the car door again. However, this time the driver was calmer and did not step on the accelerator. But it looks like I'm scared by the fat man.

Fatty: Hey! Wan - Wanda Plaza or not!

The driver nodded like clockwork.

Fat Man: That's—you can't go to Bayi Square!

The driver nodded as if he had taken the medicine.

Fat Man: Then - the road to liberation! Are you- are you going or not?

The driver nodded as if he had a motor.

Fatty: Oh-that's fine, then you can go. Stay safe.

The driver kicked the accelerator and disappeared directly at the end of the street. The speed was so fast that I could almost feel the whole car flying close to the ground.

Finally managed to get the fat man back to our makeshift base, and I finally couldn't fucking take it anymore.

During this period, the fat man couldn't help but vomit once. But the way this vomit is a little disgusting. The fat man closed his teeth and squeezed out all the gastric juice mixed with wine in his mouth. The rest of the dregs in my mouth, I chewed it a few times and swallowed it again.

What the fuck ...... It's literal.

And that's not all. When I was about to fall asleep after taking a shower, the fat man came straight over and kicked my door. I swear to God, if I had a brick in my hand, I would have called him a long time ago.

When I opened the door angrily, I found the fat man standing in the doorway with a smile on his face. He also carries a selfie stick on his shoulder.

"Come, let's play some golf together." The fat man said. (To be continued.) )