On New Year's Day, 3104, I finally returned to the main star after a 26-year absence and landed at Songhu Airport. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info After a long delay, the interest of the people of the main star in me, a great dictator who has lost power, has greatly decreased, and not a single fan has come to send flowers or throw eggs. Rao is so, and the security measures at Songhu Airport are still like iron buckets. In addition to the ubiquitous security guards, I just saw two old people waving to me from a distance in the T1 terminal, so I borrowed a telescope from the guards next to me to observe - one of them was Ryuuji, and the other was Zhou Qian, a student who worked as a waitress in a coffee shop in Leilongdo!

Both of them are now in their sixties, their hair is all white, and their spirits are still vigorous. It's just that the tight security line is far away, and no communication can be carried out. At this point, the corners of my eyes were a little moist - I wouldn't do them any good, maybe even their pensions. But they still came, which shows that there are still people on the main planet who remember my benefits, right? Probably not as a complete failure in my life as I used to feel?

I could only wave my arms vigorously at them until I was interrupted by Deputy Secretary Zhu of the Global Parliamentary Discipline Inspection Committee, who came to pick me up. As soon as Deputy Secretary Zhu met, he apologized to me again and again, saying that the principal and executive deputy secretaries had gone to a meeting, and it was very rude for him to receive distinguished guests of my status. After I politely exchanged two nonsense words with him, "wearing a guilty body, what is the value of words", I was quickly escorted to a place with elegant scenery next to Songjiang Prison to have a leisurely retreat, which was called recuperation, but in fact the so-called "prescribed time and place to explain the problem" quarantine review.

I experienced a lot when I was young, I haven't experienced it in recent decades, after this re-experience, I have to admit that the times are developing, the economy is advancing, and the protection of human rights is progressing (of course, it is more likely to be giving me special treatment), the conditions of this small black house are really good and unusual, more comfortable than when I lived in Selmo, but I can't contact the outside world and read the newspaper, but I can still play chess and play ball with the guards every day to relieve my boredom, and no one comes to interrogate me, except that there is no woman to accompany me, I really can't find any other shortcomings. The problem is that if I wanted to enjoy this kind of life, I wouldn't have made the act of shattering the Void on the deck of the Leilondo.

I know very well the cards of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, because during my detention in Tieling, the one who guarded me was Zhu Jiawei, who had served under Han Han and was later transferred to Dai Jiangnan. When the lecture martial arts was set up in Huludao, I had a life-saving grace for him, and he couldn't wait to try to repay the favor, and every day he carried all the news he heard into my ears, regardless of whether I liked to hear it or not. The Global Parliamentary Commission for Discipline Inspection focused on six issues for me:

One is the economy;

the second is the issue of life style (these two are the contents of the investigation of all officials);

the third is the issue of collusion with other worlds;

the fourth is the problem of indulging the Feria's massacre of humanity;

fifth, the murder of Overmars;

The sixth is the Five Star River incident.

But it is clear that many of these six problems cannot be investigated. Although I don't like to be frugal, I haven't done much corruption, especially after the opening - the whole shogunate is my family's property, why am I greedy? The skull has a bag to divert the money from the left hand to the right hand. As for the issue of life style, it is mainly the issue of the relationship between men and women, and as soon as the Commission for Discipline Inspection raised this issue, Titus told them to save some effort and money, so that there was no need to make futile efforts in this regard, which shows that he really knows me very well.

As for the issue of collusion with the other world, it was originally the most powerful weapon for many forces on the main planet to attack me, but now that the political forces of the celestial, spiritual, and illusory realms have appeared in the Nebuchu Council, and Nebuchu's weapons of public opinion have begun to trumpet their contributions to the cause of human liberation, there is no need to pull these skins at this time. The question of the massacre of human beings is also related to the legal position of human cloning, and it is a pity that the global parliament has been discussing the legality of medical cloning for 20 years and has not come to a conclusion, and according to the principle of innocence in the absence of law, this article still cannot hit me, not to mention whether the bill passed by the global parliament has the right to affect the affairs of the Nebuchu front at that time is itself an issue worthy of further discussion by legal experts for 20 years. I can afford it, but Titus may not be able to reach the day when he comes to a conclusion.

What's worse is that for my case, the legal community of the main star that has been immersed in the process of domination for decades is like a fly that smells blood, and it suddenly rises up collectively! Don't look at the cruel and dirty words they used to criticize me, but now they are firmly standing on the position of collectively providing me with free legal support, and even the qualifications to enter the volunteer defense team will be bloodied! The reason is simple, Defend Me is a super copy of prestige. If a lone husband, a warlord, and a democracy trampler like me, who has been notorious for 30 years, can justify their tricks, what a great opportunity of the century to prove their ability to turn things upside down!

In the absence of any opinions or suggestions at all, or even in the face of the indictment, the preparatory prosecution team of the Global Parliament has been beaten by the volunteer debate team that brought its own dry food to fight in the ring, and no longer dares to dwell on those slightly vague legal issues and evidence determination. After listening to the report, Titus also said bitterly: "These shameless lawyers, even Huang Er's human blood steamed buns dare to eat, I really want to see them fall into the hands of Huang and Simba......

In this way, only the last two of the six crimes can still be investigated, but they can't find the truth if they don't ask me. However, they were very clever not to ask me in vain, and I would not say it if I asked again, nor would they say it when they poured pepper water. Of course, if you want to add to the crime, there is no word, if you really want to repair me and concoct me, you don't need me to say a word, they can naturally produce materials more than ten meters high to completely stink me and make an iron case. I have always admired the skills of politicians in this way.

Winter turned to spring, and I unknowingly lived in Songjiang for more than four months. This kind of review has no requirements for the geographical location of the parties at all, and there is no difference between letting me stay in Tieling and living here, and I see that they will not hesitate to pull me to Songhu to censor me at the expense of economic aid and political concessions. Just as I was thinking this, I suddenly noticed that the security around me had been significantly strengthened, and even all the inmates of Songjiang Prison, a kilometer away, had been deported to other prisons to spend the night. This phenomenon tells me that a superhero is coming.

The judgment cultivated over many years of battlefield conquest was not difficult to deal with these small cases, and Titus came to Songjiang himself on May 8. We had lunch together, and we said a few empty words to the effect that I was happy with my retirement and that he was envious of me. During a walk after dinner, he finally said something honest to me: "Lao Huang, the investigation of you has been completed. ”

Blankly I asked, "Oh, what's the conclusion?" ”

"Macroscopically and fairly, you are a great person, and the merits and demerits of great people cannot be summarized in such a short period of time, and they can be summarized accurately. Isn't there an old saying in Huaxia, the coffin is closed. It will take another fifty or a hundred years for someone like you to evaluate accurately. Titus pondered for a moment and said, "No matter how many crimes you have committed and how much harm you have caused to the world, after all, you will do more than you have done and contributed greatly to all mankind." Therefore, I have decided to pardon you on behalf of all humanity, and the pardon decree was voted on at the regular meeting this weekend. ”

I suddenly felt a little funny in my heart, as if I heard from my father that "sons raised for all mankind". People in high positions may often make these ridiculous mistakes, but they don't feel it at all. I scolded Titus twice and asked, "Are you going to let me go?" ”

Titus raised an eyebrow and said, "Why not? What other threats do you have now? You have no power now, and all the things that are enough to affect the harmonious development of human society have been completely abandoned by yourself. You're just a lonely man who doesn't even have a laundry and cook, what kind of wind and waves can you stir up? ”

I smiled slightly: "You're welcome. ”

"Tell the truth." Titus paused: "When your power is thriving and there is no one to check and balance, I often can't sleep at night, not knowing where you will take humanity. I have considered more than once how to weaken you and even look for opportunities to sanction you. At that time, I thought of a very extreme solution, such as following the example you did with Hojo Kamakura—no, even more excessively, I even considered having you seppuku in front of people all over the world in a live TV broadcast. To end your life with that kind of magnificent and gorgeous beauty, you can be worthy of your identity, and it will not damage your reputation at all after your death, but it is a pity that you do not cherish your reputation at all, what a hard-won reputation. ”

"You're mistaken, old men, I've never believed in the weirdness of the people. Dead is dead, and I have to die live on public TV, I'm not that stupid. ”

Titus smiled lonely and said, "I knew you wouldn't agree." But now it's different, so you're free. ”

I asked skeptically, "Are you really free?" Where do you want to go? What do you want to do? ”

"That's right, this task force will be abolished tomorrow, so you can't continue to eat and drink here for nothing. A lot of money has been spent on you in the past few months, and the Finance Committee has already had a lot of opinions. You'll be given some money then, so you can arrange it yourself. However, in order to prevent the fascists from stirring up trouble, it was decided that you would still be placed under residential surveillance for a period of time, and you would have to report to the local police station regularly, and you would not be allowed to leave mainland China. Of course, if you still choose to commit suicide like you did on the Leirondo, you can do that. However, it is better to notify the police beforehand, so that the body does not rot before being found. ”

I ignored the sarcasm he had made at me: "I was about to say this, it doesn't matter if I am free or not, I want to go to Yangquan to see Ferrari's tomb." ”

"Now the situation is still uncertain, let's act according to the arrangement of the authorities, there will be a chance." Titus patted me on the shoulder: "The Zhao family has a cemetery in Songhu, and part of Ferrari's ashes are buried here. You can hang up nearby, or stay in Songhu for the time being. ”

Titus was very efficient, and after speaking, he left with a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and the surrounding special alerts began to be lifted. I didn't bother to pay attention to this, so I went back to sleep and slept until half past four in the afternoon. Xiao Du, the guard who had been playing chess with me, walked to the bed and woke me up: "Your Excellency, there is a guest visiting. ”

I came to the reception room in my pajamas and yawning, only to see a young man in a suit and leather shoes waiting there. I sat down and looked at him for a while, then suddenly I laughed and pointed at him and shouted, "You are Hanhan's son?" ”

The young man bowed deeply to me and said, "Little nephew Hideyuki Naito meets my uncle, please take care of me when we meet for the first time!" ”

"How handsome as your mother! How old are you? No, no, I'll do the math......" I dug out some fragments of the years from my memory and pinched my fingers: "You're twenty-five years old?" Alas, what a time flies. Han Han, this guy, after raising you for a few months, he went to the front line, and now he has such a big son as soon as he goes home, how can he really make money...... By the way, you haven't changed your surname to Basque yet? ”

I was excited for a moment, and I spoke a little incoherently, but Xiuyuki smiled at me and said, "My father was still a high climb when he married his mother, so the Naito family decided to count him as a concubine, and the child should have the surname Naito." My father has achieved a lot in the last twenty years and recently wanted me to change his surname. However, my mother strongly disagreed, and she was looking for a lawyer to prepare a petition for divorce from her father. ”

"Poor boy." I looked at him for a while and said, "Forget it, let the elders make trouble by themselves, and the juniors can't help anything even if they want to interfere, they will only help more and more." It seems that you have inherited the serious and rigid family style of the Naito family, and you have become an excellent young man, and this matter will not affect you...... By the way, what are you doing today? ”

Xiuxing bowed to me again and said, "There are three things that the little nephew came here for today. One is that I have admired my uncle's demeanor for a long time, and I came to see him for advice. Although the uncle has now given up everything, his light-hearted demeanor still impresses the little nephew. ”

"Forget it, you don't need to learn these things. What else? ”

Xiuxing suddenly bowed to the ground: "Also, I hope that my uncle will agree to allow my little nephew to marry your daughter!" ”