Huang Chu is not a traditional playboy after all, he hasn't contacted his girlfriend for so long, and he is also very concerned about her whereabouts: "What happened to my girlfriend by you?" ”

The female ghost couldn't stop laughing when she heard this: "Hmph, funny, that water-based poplar woman is even worse than my ghost, you actually think about her so much?" ”

Although the succubus is a kind of ghost that seduces people everywhere, it is only necessary for survival, and if they don't suck the soul of a flowery man, they will have a sick state similar to a severe cold. This state is the result of pre-death resentment, which cannot be eliminated at all, and when weakened to a certain extent, it will be as harmless as ordinary ghosts, but this state will soon cause them to die and scatter their souls.

Since she became a ghost after her death, there has not been a single direct death, which is really humiliating.

"I won't allow you to slander her!!" Huang Chu rigidly abides by the family rules, this is the first time he has fallen in love, to be honest, he doesn't even kiss, at most he holds hands, he always thinks that his girlfriend is as pure as himself.

The female ghost smiled and said disdainfully, "You don't know? When I went to look for your brother, I happened to see that woman and your brother Fang Lin hooked up, in the love hotel, that scene, you haven't seen this virgin, right? Unfortunately, she was too timid, and as soon as I showed my face, she was scared to death. ”

"Impossible! There is no way they will betray me! Huang Chu still couldn't imagine that his good brother and the person he loved the most betrayed him at the same time.

The female ghost was tied up and couldn't move, and sighed quietly: "Accept your fate!" It's like waiting for the master to come, and you'll all have to die with me. ”

"Ah!! Bi Fang! You're not coming back! I've raised you for so long, and I haven't built at all, I'm going to kill you!! Sure enough, more than half an hour later, a blonde 'foreign ghost' violently kicked open the door and looked around: "Huh? The children of the Huang family? Forget it, I'll do it myself this time! ”

At this point, everyone knew that the female ghost's name was Bi Fang.

Needless to say, this foreign ghost is naturally Matteo Ricci! He slowly walked to Huang Chu's side and touched Huang Chu with his hand, as if he had taken a huge amount of cigarettes into his arms, Huang Chu couldn't see Matteo Ricci, his whole body was full of pimples, and he said in a depressed mood: "Master Zhang, don't make trouble, I know you have special abilities, but I'm in a bad mood, can you stop touching me?" ”

"It's not me, Matteo Ricci is here." Zhang Xiaofan smiled embarrassedly, the man touched the man, this scene was so disgusting.

Matteo Ricci became more and more addicted the more he touched it, as if his addiction to cigarettes had calmed down a lot, and Huang Chu panicked: "Help me." ”

"Xiao Liang! Sweep the formation, look at the swordsmanship I have practiced hard these days!! Zhang Xiaofan held a peachwood sword in his hand, and the treasure was dignified.

"Yes!" Xiao Liang, who nodded and was about to act, glanced curiously at Zhang Xiaofan's slow sword moves, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Is this the Taiji Sword?" ”

Zhang Xiaofan nodded: "That's right!" During the days when you and Chen Yating were away, I consulted with the square dancing uncle every morning, and now I am in full swing! ”

"I didn't notice just now that there is a person and a ghost, but it's okay, I'm going to let you all die!!" Matteo Ricci has lived for so many years, knowing that the most inconspicuous characters are the most dangerous, and he is already planning to kill Zhang Xiaofan and Xiaoliang.

"Blood Jade Blessing! Tai Chi is invisible! AS SOON AS ZHANG XIAOFAN WAS NERVOUS, HE DIDN'T PLAY TREASURE ANYMORE, THE BLOOD JADE SLAPPED ON THE PEACHWOOD SWORD, AND STABBED FORWARD, ONLY TO SEE A FLUFFY BALL OF FLESH FALLING AT RICCI'S FEET, DUANG! DUANG！ DUANG！ It's very Q-bomb.

"Hahaha, little one, is this your trick? A lump of meat? Matteo Ricci couldn't hold back his laughter after all.

Zhang Xiaofan himself was puzzled: "Yes, how could a lump of meat fall out?" Wasn't it a ray of light that blinded Matteo Ricci? ”

Xiao Liang thought of Zhang Tielin, who he met when he went on a trip a month ago, slapped his thigh, and said, "Is it the fox demon king that your master Zhang Tielin said?" It's been a month, and it's time to hatch! ”

"Demon King? The gods and kings will not be able to save you! Matteo Ricci kicked at the fluffy lump of flesh, which suddenly bit his foot, causing him to cry and howl: "Ah!! Loosen your mouth! Loose mouth!! ”

"Up! Xiao Liang! Zhang Xiaofan ripped off the soul cord on Bi Fang's body and threw it to Xiao Liang.

Bi Fang is no longer important, if he can catch that hundred-year-old smoker, I don't know how much merit he can add to Xiaoliang.

"Tight!" The soul is a spirit, and it doesn't need spells or anything like that to restrain others, and the rope moves by voice commands. Before the words could be spoken, the Soul Rope immediately flew out and prepared to entangle Matteo Ricci.

"Death! Let you look down on my Tai Chi swordsmanship! Zhang Xiaofan couldn't wait to rush out, playing a slow Tai Chi sword.

"Zhang Xiaofan, wait, I haven't tied it up yet" Before Xiaoliang finished speaking, Zhang Xiaofan was kicked all the way away, spitting out old blood, and even the peachwood sword was violently shaken.

Zhang Xiaofan: "Ah!! It's painful to death, and I've hit a hard idea! ”

Matteo Ricci forgot that there was still a ball of meat on his feet, and when he kicked Zhang Xiaofan, his wound was also torn open: "Ah!!!!! ”

The situation is comparable, and I don't know which way the situation will fall, taking advantage of the chaos, Bi Fang thought: I have to hurry up!

It's a pity how could Matteo Ricci forget her? Immediately shouted: "Bi Fang! Come and help!! Get this lump away!! ”

"Oh! Oh! Bi Fang's heart was in a mess, so she had no choice but to respond.

Hard can't work, come soft! Brother, I originally relied on my head, Zhang Xiaofan said to Huang Chu: "Huang Chu! Is there smoke? ”

"Yes!" Huang Chu immediately handed the cigarette on his body to Zhang Xiaofan, looking at Zhang Xiaofan, who looked like he was acting in a one-man show, and was confused by a suspended ball of meat that suddenly appeared.

Zhang Xiaofan took a cigarette, attached his thoughts, and lit the cigarette: "Is there anything you can't say well?" Matteo Ricci, do you want to smoke a cigarette first? ”

Matteo Ricci snorted as he watched Bi Fang help him get rid of the meat balls hanging on his legs, and said bitterly: "Despicable! ”

Zhang Xiaofan picked up the ashtray on the table and was about to extinguish the cigarette: "Then do you want it?" ”

"Okay, bring it!" Matteo Ricci has been a smoker for so long, and smoke is more important to him than life.

Zhang Xiaofan gave Matteo Ricci the cigarette, and then said: "I have an idea, I don't know if you can listen to me?" ”

"If you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go!"

"You want to smoke, but you have no smoke to smoke, and then you want to quit smoking, and it's uncomfortable to quit, why don't you let the Huang family worship your rank, let you be a smoke god and enjoy endless cigarettes, and you will protect them Huang family, is this good?" Zhang Xiaofan depicts an incomparably better future for Matteo Ricci.

Matteo Ricci's faith was also very strong, and he said: "I, Matteo Ricci, was born as God and died as God, how can I be worshipped by others?" ”

"Has your God cared for you? You have been dead for so long, has your God sent you to heaven? Since it's so painful to die, it's better to think about yourself, right? Zhang Xiaofan said it very clearly, trying to make Matteo Ricci see the reality clearly.

The difference between the gods of the East and the West is actually just a difference in name, for example, their God opened the world, we also have Pangu in China, they have Adam and Eve who ate the forbidden fruit to create man, and we have Fuxi Nuwa 'messing up that what Lun' created man;

In the end, God will not favor a certain person or a certain group, they are very fair, and they will give all species a chance, and they can rise by ability, but also by luck given by God; You can't grasp the opportunity, you are mediocre all your life, you blame the heavens and the earth, you just don't blame yourself, this is a kind of unfairness to God.

As for the idea of going to heaven, in fact, it is just to recruit believers (faith in China has never been lacking, and in Europe in ancient times, people often did not know God and did not believe in God due to the problem of monarchy. Teach. Combine. One of the general environment).

In ancient times, the environment in Europe was very harsh, and there were many more natural disasters such as tornadoes, earthquakes, and tsunamis than in China, so being reborn in China was a paradise for Europe. However, with modernization, the environment created by Europeans is much better than in ancient times, and of course, my Greater China is also good today.

As a foreign 'evil ghost' who has escaped pursuit for many years, he naturally doesn't know that the god he believes in is actually the same as the Chinese god, Matteo Ricci pondered for a long time, nodded and said, "Can you help me loosen this meat ball first?" I felt like my feet were no longer numerous. ”

Xiao Liang crawled to Zhang Xiaofan's ear and whispered: "Zhang Xiaofan, how can I deal with you like this?" Didn't you say that you would surrender him and give me credit? ”

"Stupid or not? Let's stabilize him first, and when we have the ability, we can arrest him in minutes, according to his peerless smoker's style, it is estimated that it is enough for you to be promoted by half a level!. ”

Zhang Xiaofan did say to Xiao Liang at the beginning that he would hand over Matteo Ricci to the underworld, but Matteo Ricci was indeed not easy to mess with, he could kick Zhang Xiaofan far away with one kick, it can be seen that Matteo Ricci has far surpassed the power of ghosts and immortals, after all, Zhang Xiaofan has a peachwood sword to protect his body, not only that, but the soul rope did not bind him for a moment, which is also an aspect that reflects Matteo Ricci's strength.

Little Bright nodded: "Oh~ Good way!" I feel like I'm underestimating your IQ. ”

Zhang Xiaofan asked, "But what about that female ghost named Bi Fang?" ”

"What else can I do, first lead her to the washing pool of the underworld, change from a ghost to an ordinary ghost, and prevent her from harming people again." Xiao Liang said helplessly: "As soon as I enter the public service as an inspector, I have to do thankless work." ”

"I don't care about you!" Zhang Xiaofan said to the unformed fox demon king at Ricci's feet: "Meat, come here!" ”

"Whew!!" The Fox Demon King let go of Matteo Ricci's feet, revealing a slender and aesthetically pleasing streamlined figure, which it objected to with its cries and facts.

"I think the meat sounds good! In the future, it will be called meat! As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Xiaofan was bitten on the arm by the Fox Demon King: "Ah!! I'm your master!! Why are you biting me!! Xiaoliang, help!! ”

Xiao Liang shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you"

"One person and one ghost still want to orchestrate me? No way! Unexpectedly, Matteo Ricci, who had broken free from the flesh, heard the whispered conversation between Zhang Xiaofan and Xiaoliang, and angrily slapped Huang Chu down!!

"Don't !!" Xiaoliang and Zhang Xiaofan stretched out their hands to save the defeat