The structure of the prefecture is similar to that of human society, with administrative staff and law enforcement officers. But there are many more law enforcement officers than administrative officers, because law enforcement officers also have to explain the rules of the underworld to the deceased so that they can minimize their crimes.

Whenever someone dies and becomes a ghost, the book of life and death will issue instructions for law enforcement officers to register, and some ghosts are unwilling to register, just like people who do not have ID cards, it is illegal, if they are devoured by other ghosts, or if there is some accident, there is no guarantee for the ghost itself. The only good thing is that if you become a ghost, you are very powerful, and you can use this to do evil, and it will be difficult for the underworld to track you.

Administrators are officials with titles, and they generally do not walk in the human world, but receive those ghosts who have done good deeds in the underworld, and arrange for them to be reincarnated or punished, which is their daily work.

Whether it is administrative or law enforcement, they have their own teams and titles, such as Xiao Liang and Chen Yating, who are ghosts and immortals who enforce the law in the human world, are called the Patrol Division, which is equal to the patrol police of humans.

As for why there are no weapons, it is because for ghost cultivation, the exercises are the most important, so the Patrol Division has distributed a "True Yin Gong" for them to practice.

Zhang Xiaofan frowned and said: "You said that you are a ghost in public office, so you can't call on some manpower and call some colleagues to help you search the neighborhood?" ”

Xiao Liang laughed and threw the phone up and down: "If I want to have this right, I am not a patrol envoy now, but a patrol chief." ”

"And who is your Ranger Chief? Wouldn't it be nice to talk to him? Zhang Xiaofannunu opened his mouth, chewing on the toothpick that had been bitten.

"Zhong Kui, have you heard of it?" Xiao Liang scratched his ass and pushed the question to Zhang Xiaofan: "If you want to ask, you can ask." ”

When Zhang Xiaofan heard the name Zhong Kui, he immediately thought of a fierce and vicious mythical figure: "He is so famous, I heard Niu Dafu say that his temper doesn't seem to be very good!" ”

Xiao Liang seems to have been scolded by Zhong Kui, and when he mentions Zhong Kui, he is in a bad mood: "He has always been a handsome guy, who knows that folk legends say that he is very ugly, and if he has been ugly for so many years, his temper will inevitably be bad." ”

"Then now I can only wait for the rabbit, Huang Chu is not dead, and the ghost who doesn't know what should still come to the door." Zhang Xiaofan touched his chin, threw the toothpick on the table, smiled at Huang Chu who was standing on the side, and then pretended to be deep.

Xiao Liang was also very entangled, and he couldn't understand the female ghost: "She's so elusive, more like a ghost than me, and I don't know how she did it." ”

"Forget it, it's not up to you, it's better to be passive than active, I'll watch the movie on my phone, if she's the ghost we speculated before, it should attract her, right?" Zhang Xiaofan opened the mobile phone sent by Li Baoer and familiarly typed in a certain website.

"Good way, you take the peachwood sword to save your life, I'll hide first!" Xiao Liang said approvingly.

"Mr. Huang, you sit on the sofa first, and I'll guard you here first!" While speaking, Zhang Xiaofan's mobile phone came from an unbearable sound.

"What are you doing! Why do you want to put the film! Huang Chu frowned and lit a cigarette.

Zhang Xiaofan stood up, took a step towards him, and explained in layman's terms: "I just want to lure that ghost over, but she can't come, I can't destroy her!" ”

"Don't! No! No! Huang Chu suddenly looked nervous and looked behind Zhang Xiaofan.

Zhang Xiaofan saw Huang Chu staring at him, thinking that Huang Chu had misunderstood something: "Don't want anything?" Don't worry, if she comes, I'll turn it off right away, OK? ”

"Back !!" Huang Chu pointed behind Zhang Xiaofan.

At this time, Zhang Xiaofan's shoulders were put on his slender hands, and a pale female face quietly approached.

"Back? What's there? Zhang Xiaofan turned around suddenly, stabbed forward with a peachwood sword, and said exaggeratedly: "Ah!! Beauty! ”

"You !!" The peachwood sword was very strong, and a sword stabbed it, sealing the six senses of the female ghost in front of her, and before she could react, she fainted.

"Xiao Liang! Tie her up! I'm going to judge her! Huang Chu could see the female ghost, but he couldn't see Xiaoliang, in order not to be too frightened, Zhang Xiaofan pretended to cast a spell: "Qiankun Dafa, tightening technique!! ”

Now Xiaoliang really saw this female ghost, he took out the soul detention rope from the 'back', and after special training, he quickly tied up this female ghost, and it was very tempting.

Pulling something out from the back again? Zhang Xiaofan really wanted to ask how big Xiaoliang's back was. Of course, the matter was not taken out from the chrysanthemum as Xiao Liang said, but a spell similar to the Qiankun in his sleeve, but Zhang Xiaofan was really stupid to believe it.

Huang Chu looked at the fainting female ghost, who was tightened little by little in Zhang Xiaofan's dancing and dancing, and showed a very 'excellent' technique, he couldn't help asking: "It's amazing!" But uh, Master Zhang, are you Taoists tying ghosts so ecstatic? ”

"What's the problem? Don't lose your ancestral heirlooms! Zhang Xiaofan pretended to be unfathomable, and secretly stretched out his middle finger to Xiao Liang.

Unconsciously, from morning to afternoon, the female ghost finally woke up leisurely.

"Woke up?" Zhang Xiaofan slapped the female ghost's face with a peachwood sword: "Say, why are you pestering Mr. Huang!" ”

"That's right! I have no grievances with you, why are you pestering me! The female ghost was tied up like this, and Huang Chu was no longer afraid.

"Uh, no, you tell me why I couldn't see you before!" Xiao Liang spoke on the side.

The female ghost didn't want to speak, so she turned her face away.

"Ouch, and temper! I know you're a succubus and say, what's your purpose!? Zhang Xiaofan stomped his feet: "A female ghost is still pretending to be a goddess, right?" ”

Zhang Xiaofan pressed a peachwood sword against her chest and said viciously.

"It's useless, she can't speak." Xiao Liang swore and said.

Zhang Xiaofan was surprised: "How do you know?" ”

"You see, the area of her neck has been burned, it seems that she can't tempt men as a ghost, but the key reason for being scared is here!" Xiao Liang flipped out his phone again: "I'll look it up and see if there is any way to read minds." ”

I said before that the succubus is a kind of soul that will tempt men, if the temptation has not been successful, it is also a kind of trampling on their dignity, and logically speaking, it should degenerate into a normal ghost, but why does she keep trying like this?

"There you have it! Someone on the forum shared a mind-reading exercise, I'll try it! Xiao Liang's mind was outstretched, fluctuating at a special frequency; This method of communication is different from direct communication with humans, because there is a rejection reaction with living beings, so ghosts generally speak directly, without mental communication, Xiao Liang built a mind-reading voice on the female ghost, after all, it is a ghost fairy, it is not difficult at all, in fact, the technical focus is still the mind-reading technique on that forum.

The female ghost was a little happy to find that she could speak, but suddenly thought of something, and immediately shouted: "You guys hurry up and let go of me!" If I don't go back to my life, my master will kill me!" ”

One of the benefits of this mind-reading sounder is that whatever comes to your mind, it will say it, and it will not hide it at all.

Zhang Xiaofan asked, "Who is your master?" ”

"Matteo Ricci! A foreign ghost! "The female ghost looked at her unorthodox appearance, a little uncomfortable, her body twisted around, and she could see that Zhang Xiaofan and Huang Chu were a little unbearable." Die. Change. State! What are you doing tying me up like this? ”

Xiao Liang groaned: "Could it be?" ”

"Who is it? What is the origin? Zhang Xiaofan asked curiously.

Xiao Liang laughed and said, "One of the oldest figures in the history of quitting smoking, Matteo Ricci!" ”

Zhang Xiaofan is not interested in men, he sees that female ghosts have to answer questions, and tries curiously: "Who is the most handsome of the people here?" ”

The female ghost glanced around, a little boy with a bare buttock, a silk flip-flop with a toothpick in his mouth, and a young man with a name tag but completely ill-fitting, and she replied, "All of them are obscene!" ”

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Ancient tobacco, mainly snuff, was introduced to China during the Longqing period of the Ming Dynasty and has a history of more than 400 years. It is rumored that in the ninth year of Wanli in the Ming Dynasty (1581), the Italian missionary Matteo Ricci brought gifts such as snuff to pay tribute and carried out missionary activities in private.

But he never imagined that he died of nose cancer caused by snuff, and even if he became a ghost after death, he could not get rid of his addiction to smoking, but he could not smoke tobacco (at that time, snuff was more valuable, and even if someone wanted to worship him, he would not use snuff to worship). )

Later, he came up with a way to collect sphantoms everywhere and use them to seduce the tobacco-making merchant groups, and when these merchants died and thought about the industry, then these industries would be contaminated with the beliefs of these people and transformed into tobacco that the soul could smoke.

He also thought about quitting smoking, but as soon as he quit smoking, he went berserk;

Recently, he collected a succubus in his rage and assigned a mission that was actually quite good; Matteo Ricci saw Huang Chu's friend bullying women, and he also thought that Huang Chu was the same, and if he didn't do anything to such a person, it was really a violent thing! It's a pity that he didn't expect this ghost to be unable to speak, and after sending her out, the mission failed repeatedly, which made him even more annoyed by his already violent nature.

"Your family makes tobacco?" Zhang Xiaofan turned around and asked Huang Chu.

"That's right! Master Zhang, have you heard of our family? ”

Zhang Xiaofan looked at Huang Chu like an idiot: "Without your family and not making tobacco, what kind of Matteo Ricci foreign ghost, how could he find you?" ”

"Oh!! Oh yes! ”