"Yo, are you awake?" Shih Tzu's voice floated in, "Thank goodness, I don't have to bother taking care of your stinky man's body anymore." ”

It is said that women are animals who are good at disguise, especially beautiful women, and sure enough. If it weren't for the bug's "snitch" first, I'm afraid I would have gratefully praised her.

"Well, thank you!" My voice was not loud, but my tone was stiff and clearly emotional.

"What's wrong with you? If you have weak breath, haven't you slept well? Xi Shi said as he raised his right hand and put it on my forehead, "It's okay, no fever!" ”

"You just ......" Before I finished my words, I took a big stride out of my right leg, and forcibly gave me a "one-word horse", which made me grin. Although I am still young and have just experienced a rebirth, after all, it is the first time to do such a difficult movement, and I am not prepared at all, so it is strange that it does not hurt!

In this case, the only one who can do such a cruel thing can only be a bug. This bad thing must have been afraid that I would shake out what he told me yesterday, so he used this kind of indiscriminate means to seal my mouth before the fight between me and Xi Shi began.

It's so unfair, 4 people have a body, why can I feel the pain, only me!

"It's fun", the bug began to pretend to be cute and stupid, "Tonight, when you fall asleep, I also want to apply to control this body." Is that okay, Don Jr.?"

This is really a threat to the red fruit! I didn't answer him and carefully pulled my leg back. Until I win allies for myself, I'd better keep my mind as quiet as possible! Of the three "immortals", I can't afford to offend any of them.

I kind of miss the ordinary life I had before.

"Alright, let's stop making trouble!" Fan Li finally came out to play the round, he was an understanding person after all, "Since the main master is awake, let's discuss the plan for the future!" ”

"Go and do a few more votes, save some more money, and enjoy the feeling of being reincarnated. Do you say it's good, Xiao Shi? "The bugs started pulling votes.

"Agreed! I've been dazzled these days, there are so many delicious and fun things, what can I do if I don't have money to buy them? The more Xi Shi said, the happier he became, "Otherwise, let's change the method, the money will be fast!" Bugs, you have a lot of ideas, say watch! ”

"If you want to get money quickly...... It's nothing more than that", the insect suddenly coughed and began to make a joke, "robbing a bank, fraudulently claiming lottery tickets, and, going to a corrupt official's house to steal!" ”

"Okay, okay, then we'll do everything first...... Oh, two, three votes! Xi Shi has completely fallen to the side of the insects, "When the time comes, the division of labor and cooperation, you will still arrange the insects!" As for the little brother...... If you really don't want to participate, just go back to sleep! ”

"Stop!" I can't keep silent, they're trying to make me a professional criminal! Even if I agreed, my parents, who had been responsible all their lives, wouldn't either. There is no way to cheat money before, and it is difficult to kill a husband with a penny. But now that we have survived our own economic crisis and are not worried about food and clothing, why bother to do the things of a traitor again.

Moreover, the idea of bugs is outrageous.

Robbing a bank? That's a capital offense! There are so many folk masters in Beijing, it is impossible for all of them to be well-behaved, but no one has ever dared to fight the idea of the bank. Why? It means that there is something in the bank that can overcome them. The three "immortals" on my body, although they all have some mana, but two are antiques more than 2,500 years ago, and one is an insect who is not even a human being, and if he doesn't understand anything, he goes to rob a bank, isn't he looking for death!

As for claiming lottery tickets, do you know who the dealer is? You dare to cheat the state out of money, it's really impatient to live. However, if you can know in advance who has won the jackpot, wait at the lottery center and grab the ticket, it is not completely impossible...... But what if, the person we robbed is a nursery? The water here is too deep, so don't risk it.

Steal from a corrupt official's house? So, are we going to steal from the incumbent or not? Don't talk about those who are in office, the people don't fight with the officials, and if he wants to deal with us, he doesn't have to take action himself; If he is not in office and is shuanggui, there is naturally no need to visit, if he still has a penny left, the people who go to check him will have to be laid off immediately; is not in office, and has not been shuanggui, now I am worried that something will happen to this, and I can't enjoy my life in peace. For a penny less, he could have secretly invited the masters of the whole city of Beijing to help him dispose of it privately, and at that time, we would become the prey of bounty hunters.

I talked about these thoughts with more oil and vinegar, and finally scared Xi Shi away.

"So, you say, how are we going to make a lot of money? Because ......" Fan Li paused, obviously hesitating.

"Because of what?" I'm curious.

"Because, I've spent all my money!" Xi Shi's voice became lower and lower, "I thought that with the ability of a few of us, it would be easy to get money in this place!" ”

I can't be angry, who made me sleep for three days in a row!

Insects don't care about things, Fan Li is a foreign master who is indifferent to fame and fortune and regards money as dung, and Xi Shi has been a woman who is more "soil emperor" than a local tyrant, let them manage money, and it has not become negative equity, which is already good.

"What's the money?" The insect's voice began to become yin and yang, "I'm also afraid, I'm afraid, if you really don't dare to be a thief, then you can go and find a few more jobs." Anyway, with us, you can work 24 hours a day! ”

"You really think my little body is made of iron!" I was also angry, "Do you think I'm worried about myself?" Wasn't I afraid that I would meet a real master outside the world and take you in? They're not going to deal with me as a human! ”

"That's what we did for ourselves, no one blames you!" Although the bug said a word, it was obviously much weaker in terms of momentum, and of course it knew that I was for their good.

"Forget it, everyone is in the same ...... No one can leave anyone on a boat! Fan Li came out to play the round again, "I think, the little brother must have an idea in his heart, we might as well listen to him first!" ”

"Me?" I was about to say that I didn't have any ideas, when I suddenly saw a booklet on the bedside table, a philatelic book!

A smile finally appeared on my face, how could I forget it.

"Old Fan, can you change anything?" I'll go straight to the most reliable question.

"It has to be something I've seen, and it can't be a living thing," Fan Li paused slightly, "If I want to be exactly like the real thing, I'd better actually touch this thing again and feel its unique structure and aura!" ”

"How long will it take?"

"Look at something, it must be more complicated, the longer it will take!"

I walked over to the bedside table, picked up the philatelic booklet, flipped a page, pointed to the stamps on it and asked, "What if it's them?" ”

Fan Li stretched out my left hand, picked up a stamp, touched it carefully for a while, and then replied confidently: "It shouldn't take a minute!" ”

"Don't jump to conclusions! You two give me back my hand first! "I went through the stamp album from beginning to end. As luck would have it, there were several sets of early precious stamps, including those with headers. I carefully recalled the stamp knowledge in my mind, and then selected a few representative stamps from these rare stamps and took them out.

"This time, look at it again!"

"It's really different! However, fortunately, the change is not too big", Fan Li suddenly coughed lightly, "If it is really fine to this point, I suggest that you better find something similar to this ...... Pieces of paper to come. If I change it directly, I will have a greater grasp! ”

"Oh, and that concern," I said, looking down for a moment, and then taking out a cancelled stamp with my right hand, "How long would it take to erase all the attachments from this stamp and make it as good as new?" ”

"It's easy!"

Fan Li used my left hand to gently wipe the stamp.

A brand new stamp appeared in front of me!

It's a good skill, I was about to praise him a few words, and then tell my plan, when the doorbell rang!

"Can any of you tell me how many people live in this house?" I asked, a little displeased, with a frown.

"Only...... A little girl! Shih Tzu's voice showed that she was indeed surprised.

"Let's hide!" Fan Li proposed.

"Well, maybe it's just a visitor. Anyway, that little girl won't wake up for a while. As long as she doesn't go down to open the door, the people outside won't wait too long, and they'll leave after a while. "The bugs are confident.

Unfortunately, things didn't go the way it had hoped.

Although the doorbell rang only a few times and did not move, the door below was open.

Opened with a key!

This neighborhood is very quiet, so even if Fan Li "turned off" the super hearing given to me by the water money, I could clearly hear the sound of the key downstairs opening the door.

"Baby, I'm back!" It was an old man's voice, and he deliberately stepped on the wooden stairs to gurgle, "You little lazy worm, you haven't gotten up until now, are you waiting for me to come and clean you up?" ”

It dawned on me.

The owner of this house turned out to be a "canary". Now, the person who took care of her is back!

It's broken, if he sees her fainting on the ground......

"Can we leave quietly now?" I asked.

"Of course, just jump from the window!" The bugs were the first to answer.

"Why? We are not afraid of him, why should we jump out of the window and run, like a thief! Big deal, just give him a kick! As he spoke, Shih Tzu kicked forward with my foot.

"Oops!" I couldn't help but shout, and she kicked my toe directly against the edge of the bedside table!

"Who?" Footsteps outside suddenly quickened, approaching the room I was in.

"It's okay, I'll just go and bewitch him again!" Xi Shi raised his right hand and wiped his hair, "It's a big deal, the worm will punch him again, it's just a little old man!" ”

"No way!" Fan Li suddenly spoke, "I feel that there is something on his body, and I can't force it!" ”

"What then?" Shih Tzu was stunned.

"Can you turn me into someone else's face first?" I'm starting to feel nervous, at least not to let him see me for who I really are. Otherwise, if you can't do it today, you will have endless troubles.

"However, I have only been in close contact with your uncle and grandfather!" Fan Li was a little embarrassed.

"Then him!" I also let it go, anyway, this uncle and grandfather didn't embarrass me a lot, and I simply cheated him once today.

The door was kicked open, and a thin old man in his sixties appeared in front of me, holding a wooden bat in his hand, and looked at me with a very resentful look!

Before I could make the opening remarks, he suddenly put the bat down, stared at me a few more times, and asked with a little hesitation, "You, who are you......?" Zhao Shenxian? ”

He actually knew my uncle and grandfather!

I was also stunned: "You are?" ”

It is worthy of Fan Li, the real image of this voice simulation, even I can't distinguish it.

"You don't remember me? I'm Xiao Li! He was very happy to see that he had guessed correctly, threw away the bat, and walked directly to me, "Ten years ago, when I first came to Beijing, you calculated a hexagram for me!" ”

"Oh, it's Boss Li", I pretended to be pensive, "I seem to have a little impression." I'm old, and my memory is not good! ”

"It's okay, it's okay", the smile on Boss Li's face became brighter, "I really didn't expect it to be in a small ...... This is where you meet. You've just arrived, and I've got something to ask of you! ”