Fifteenth, they are too amateurish to be thieves
At this moment, Xi Shi's attention and I are all on the target, and the big fat man in front of me, who is 300 pounds in tow, has no time to take care of anything else.
Fan Li and the insects, who have nothing to do for the time being, have already felt the approaching threat through the change of aura. But the insect disdainfully said that Fan Li was also thinking about how to get out "reasonably", so there was no "person" to remind me.
Just as the big fat man took out his wallet with a red face and was about to hand it to me, my left hand suddenly pushed him away, and then, with my two legs that I did not control, began to run towards the outer wall of the nearest house.
No matter how stupid I was, I knew that something was happening, so I simply thought of myself as a bystander and watched how the three of them tossed.
But the direction I ran in was obviously a dead end!
Could it be that they are going to take my body through the wall?
I was wondering, Fan Li shouted: "Xiao Shi, it's up to you!" ”
Suddenly, my right hand was raised, and the withering ring was revealed, and the beads on it glittered in the sunlight. The borrowed right hand first made a slight cut on the ground with the ring as I leaned forward; Then, when I rushed to the "dead end" in front of the wall, I buckled the ring up.
Boom, at the same time as the ground suddenly collapsed, the small high-rise building in front of me also staggered down, and smashed directly into the area where I and the plainclothes people were.
Dust is flying, screams are everywhere!
I didn't have time to think about other people's lives or deaths, so I just subconsciously closed my eyes......
Bang bang
"Don't look, we're underground, under the bricks and stones. In order not to let you get confused and choke, Lao Fan sealed your sight, smell, color, and fragrance, and now your eyes and nose are just decorations! Xi Shi smiled, and then said, "I'm really sorry, I ruined the beautiful image of your capital!" ”
"My body...... Nothing, right? "I didn't notice anything unusual in my body, I thought I was unconscious at the same time.
"Your body? The three of us can be inside, how can he be hurt", the insect also learned to snort, and then continued: "Fan Li, you old monster, is the treasure in the collection good, how can a ghost cage that was originally so small suddenly become so big, protect the body of this stinky boy!" This little bracelet is also quite good, in this case, it didn't suffocate him to death, haha! ”
"I have been pressed under the Yangtze River for thousands of years, and if I don't scrape some good things, how can I be worthy of this sin?" Fan Li smiled.
"There is such a big beauty who accompanies you day and night, and it is thousands of years, and the gods don't change, and you still say that you are guilty?" The bugs giggled and sounded a little panicked.
"Yes", Fan Li also sighed a little, "Although the warlock back then was ruthless, he also fused Xiao Shi and me together, otherwise it would be ......"
"Otherwise what? You don't want me as an old woman? Xi Shi was not happy, "If you didn't have to save the little beauty in the neighboring village, would we be able to get to where we are today?" ”
"It's all old, what are you talking about them?" Fan Li sighed, "How did I think that Gou Jian would not let us go until he died, and he also found such a terrifying evil star!" As a result, you are also tired, and you can't be reincarnated if you want to! ”
"Alas!" Shih Tzu sighed with the bugs, "Reincarnation? I didn't expect it! ”
"I said, Immortals, can you interrupt first?" I don't want to be the next advertising theme for Shandong Lanxiang, "When are we going to get out of here?" Before the people above find out about us! ”
"What are you doing in such a hurry to leave?" Bug smiled, "How nice this place is, no one bothers you, and you don't have to worry about who comes to you for accommodation!" If you really don't want to listen to our chat, you can sleep for a while and we'll call you when it's dawn! ”
"How can I sleep if you say so easily? Now, I don't know how many police and firefighters are gathering in this area. Once they've cleared the scene, we're not going to be able to get out! ”
"Why do you want to mess around?" Xi Shi was not happy, "With the ability of the three of us, if we really want to get out of here, who can stop it?" ”
"Okay, don't tease him", Fan Li's words were full of helplessness, "It's not that we don't want to go out, it's just that there are too many things pressed on it, and if we want to leave quietly, we can only move out little by little, and we can't come in a hurry!" ”
"You mean, we're moving now? But what do I not feel? ”
"Nonsense, if you can feel it like a stupid person, then the things on it can't crackle and fall down!" This dead worm doesn't give me face as a "master" at all.
In addition, this dead Fan Li must not only seal the function of my eyes and nose, otherwise, why can't I feel anything in my hands, feet, and face? When I move under the rubble, don't I touch anything? That's ridiculous, isn't it?
How did I know that what was moving out of my mind at this time was the ghost cage that had been "seriously deformed". Because it has good tenacity and expansion ability, Fan Li is urging it, while resisting the pressure from above, while following my movement, the things that are in the way of the "road" are carefully moved and "filled" into the space I just vacated. This kind of delicate work can only be done by Fan Li, who has practiced for thousands of years!
In addition, because my body is completely wrapped in the "soft skin" of the ghost cage, and it has such a strong "unloading" function, I naturally can't feel its existence.
I was about to move my arms and legs, but Fan Li shouted angrily: "Boy, don't make trouble for me!" Now, your body can only be controlled by me alone. Otherwise, if something goes wrong, you'll have to clean it up yourself! ”
Well, you're all bullying me, then I'll just sleep!
If you have just experienced more than 40 days of sleep deprivation, if you want to get a good night's sleep, don't be too easy!
When I woke up again, I was already lying in a place with a clear window. At first, I thought I was lying in a room in a high-end hotel, but when I sat up, I realized that it was actually a private house or a villa!
Needless to say, for this house, I was uninvited and anti-guest-oriented.
These three guys, in vain, call them "immortals", and do unreliable things, which are even better than me in the rebellious period. However, for the sake of last night's good night, this time, I won't bother with this group of old children.
"By the way, what time is it?" The curtains were very thick, I couldn't see the situation outside, and I didn't know where they put my phone, so I subconsciously asked.
"Five o'clock in the morning," said the worm coldly, "you're really good enough." In that case, whoever is said to be asleep will not be able to wake up! You really don't want your own body, leaving it all in our hands? ”
"Isn't it because I missed sleep some time ago!" I didn't think so, but I had to be sincere in my attitude, "Anyway, in that case, I can't help much, so I took a nap to relieve my fatigue ......"
"You snooze...... It's not ordinary! As soon as the eyes were closed, three days and three nights passed! "The tone of the bug is very unfriendly.
"What do you say? ......Before I could express my reaction to this "unexpected news", my stomach suddenly gurgled and growled.
This feeling is not hunger, but bloating! The valve can't be held.
I quickly got out of bed and put on my shoes......
"What are you doing here?" Bugs are making trouble again!
"This body also has your share", in order to control the "valve" in the back, I tried not to let myself get angry, "The stomach is about to boil, what can I do?" To go to the squat, of course! ”
"But," the worm deliberately slowed down, "according to our ...... these days Division of labor, actions outside of this room...... It should be managed by Xiao Shi. Do you want to wait for her? ”
"Don't!" I really felt like I couldn't control it, and my tone hardened, "Where's the toilet, take me there!" ”
Bugs are bugs, and there is no sense of human civilization at all. I wonder if there are some occasions when you need to pay special attention to the difference between men and women? Normally, even if it is, she is attached to my body, and I can't avoid it if I want to. But now, if you call her up to "visit" in order to go to the toilet, this is too ......
"How...... Will there be so many? "When I found out that I didn't have a stomach problem, but really hoarded too much "stool", I was very puzzled, so I asked the bugs.
"Also...... Nothing! "Worm smiled, in the past few days when you have been asleep, Xiao Shi has borrowed your body to taste a lot of food, especially yesterday...... She said she had to eat back all these thousands of years of loss! ”
"Huh?" I was so shocked that I dropped another "bomb" into the toilet! How much has this thousand-year-old witch eaten, does she really treat my stomach as a bag?
Before I could finish complaining, I heard a squeak, the door of the toilet opened, and a foot in slippers came in!
How? Is this still a haunted house?
I quickly twisted my head away.
I don't remember who I listened to, so it's best not to look directly at the ghosts who came to you!
At this time, I heard a scream, absolute soprano!
I followed the prestige and saw a big, unkempt beauty in cartoon pajamas, pointing at me and trembling.
It's still a female ghost!
But, no, when I see a ghost, shouldn't I be the one who should scream?
In the few seconds I was puzzled, the "female ghost" at the door had come to her senses, she stopped looking at me, and turned her head to run.
"Quick, go up and catch her, don't let her run!" The sound of bugs rings in my ears.
I was just about to stand up when I suddenly remembered that I wasn't done yet.
The bugs took away control of my body, and under his control, I turned into a martial arts master, ran out of the toilet with a few ups and downs, and struck the "female ghost" into the neck with my palm before she turned into another room......
After I squatted back on the toilet again and chatted with the bugs for a while, I realized that the house I lived in was not uninhabited.
The owner of the house is the girl who was slapped down by "me", she is a human being, not a ghost.
I asked the bug, "Why don't you find a house where no one lives?" Don't you claim to be very capable, what locks can be difficult for you? ”
This was all Xiao Shi's idea, she said that the house that no one lived in for too long was not clean. Moreover, she thought that this girl was very good at dressing, so she ...... "Worm smiled and sold Guanzi again."
"So what?" I sensed that he had something to say, and hurriedly asked.
"It's nothing," the worm chuckled again before replying to me, "She tried on all her clothes while she was asleep." Not to mention, it really fits! ”
Fit? I suddenly felt a cool air rising from the back of my spine, she was sealed by me, could she be used to try on clothes, could there be anyone else but me?
This dead old woman actually dressed me in women's clothes while I was asleep!
"Aside from these, what else happened in the three days I was asleep?" I have to take advantage of the fact that Xi Shi has not woken up yet, and try to get as many words as possible from this worm who can only make trouble and does not understand harmony.
"No," the bug gasped suddenly, "at least, while I was awake, she hadn't done anything out of the ordinary!" ”
Can I see his remark as some kind of hint to sow discord?!