Unlike when I was in college, the military training at this Beijing university is arranged in the sophomore year, not the freshman year.

My male classmates and I are secretly applauding this wise arrangement of the school. We thought that we could finally enjoy the comfortable time of getting up close and personal with the peerless beauty in advance.

However, we all ignore a reality. The best beauty, how can it be exclusive to a class, it is a god-sent benefit for the teachers and students of the whole school.

As long as Hou Yan appeared in the class, it was almost full, especially in large-scale open classes, if we didn't rush to grab a seat before the door opened, we wouldn't be able to find a place to sit. Even the girls were no exception, except for Hou Yan and her three roommates, the other 8 girls in the class, in order to complete their studies, had to rush to the classroom early to grab seats like the boys. Of course, if the classroom door is not open when they go, they are allowed to be at the front of the queue.

Even professional courses are no exception. From time to time, cheeky seniors of the department came to take classes, and at first, the teachers who taught were moved, thinking that they had finally turned back and understood the importance of professional classes......

As for public places such as canteens, playgrounds, and gymnasiums, the scene is even more indescribable.

The school apparently didn't expect such an absurd situation, so it quickly introduced several new school rules.

1. All teachers, before class, must check the ID cards of all students in the classroom one by one, and students who are not on the class list are not allowed to skip class; If necessary, it can be handed over to the Academic Affairs Office of the school for unified handling.

2. Except for large-scale open elective courses, the seats of students in the corresponding classroom are fixed in each course, arranged in order according to the student number, and cannot be changed.

3. Each canteen in the school must have a separate area, and only female students can enter and eat.

4. If someone is found to be harassing female students in public, they can directly call the school security phone 34670111, and once verified, they will be given warnings, demerits and even expulsion from school depending on the severity of the circumstances.

Although these regulations cannot fundamentally solve the "campus crisis" caused by the best beauties, they do have a certain inhibitory effect, at least, we can continue to attend classes quietly.

At one point, I thought that companies would be involved in the introduction of these regulations. Because, according to the seat of the student number, I am the boy closest to Hou Yan, on her right. And in the front, back, and left positions, all of them are girls.

After attending class with her "shoulder to shoulder" for the first time, I felt that my back suddenly itched again, so I hurriedly ran to the toilet secretly, and quietly pressed the position of the five visceral marks with my fingers, and sure enough, there was a tingling sensation. Grandma is a bear, and she has only taken a class, and she has attracted so much envy and jealousy to me!

At this time, I remembered that in addition to being a student, I also have a very important identity as a "breeder". If, just sitting next to the beauties for a class, I can find them rich food, then after I officially implement the pickle girl plan and gradually succeed, then the "harvest" will not be able to go to the sea? It's a good feeling.

Because I was in a good mood, after lunch, I went to the playground for a walk before returning to the dormitory, only to find that it was already overcrowded, and almost all the boys in the class were waiting for me there.

Before I could figure out what was going on, the first person to notice me had already rushed over, it was Zhang Feng, a sports special student, who stepped forward and hugged me: "Brother, let's change seats!" ”

"Swap with me!" "Exchange with me, I can buy it with money, as much as I want!" ”……

A bunch of maniacs!

"I don't change, no one changes!" I gently pushed Zhang Feng away, and my tone was affirmative.

"What do you say? Look for death! Zhang Feng's face immediately became ugly, and he swung his fist at me.

I knew what would happen next if that punch came down, so I didn't even blink my eyes, just looked at him coldly.

As a result, he coaxed in advance, forcibly retracted his fists, and dropped a sentence of "Good boy, you have a kind, let's see", turned his head and left.

The others were also calmed by my aura just now, stopped talking, and dispersed.

After dinner, when I returned to the dormitory, I found that all my things were gone. They've moved from my bed, on my desk, to downstairs, to exactly.

No one saw who did it, at least no one would tell me who did it.

I was outraged and left alone, just because I had "occupied" a good position that everyone coveted.

I walked downstairs without saying a word, but I didn't bother to pack my things, the most important things, I carried with me, and the ones scattered on the ground, even if I lost them, could be bought back with money.

I found a secluded place and called Manager Ma to ask for "assistance".

Manager Ma obviously didn't expect such a bad incident to happen in this famous college, and he couldn't make up his mind for a while, so he said that he would discuss it with the planning team first, and then call me later.

The plan came out quickly, and they asked me to go over and fight with Zhang Feng. If you lose, give up your seat, and if you win, be ready to move out.

I asked, "Is it better for me to win or to lose?" ”

Manager Ma smiled: "As a man, of course it's good to win this kind of thing in a fight." I heard Zhao Tianshi say that after you absorb those curses on my body, you can burst out with amazing power, why don't you take the opportunity to cool down? ”

"Zhao Tianshi? When did he tell you this? I was worried that I had misheard, so I hurriedly asked again.

"Former ...... You kid, what do you care about so much? People have bullied you, and if you don't beat you up, maybe it will be good for you to complete the task. Just remember that after the fight, just keep a low profile. ”

"So, can I hurt him?" Although I still don't know the strength of my shot, I still remember the last time I hurt my uncle and grandfather.

"Let it go, if something happens, you don't have to bear it, someone will settle it."

Manager Ma's last sentence, is it considered instigation?

After putting away the phone, I walked back upstairs with a gloomy face, and kicked open the door of bedroom 306 diagonally opposite: "Zhang Feng, you get out of here!" ”

A whole floor of people, as long as they are in the dormitory, have run out, and they are all here to see the show.

Zhang Feng was not in the dormitory, he went upstairs to see the **** from the seniors. The voice I had just burst out of, though loud enough, couldn't reach his ears directly.

It was my turn to be embarrassed, standing at the door of their dormitory, not leaving, not staying.

I was still thinking about what to do next, and there was already the sound of thumping footsteps on the other side of the stairs. Zhang Feng is back, and there is more than one person. In the moment I was stunned, his roommate called him, what a witty and good comrade.

As soon as I turned my head, a black figure had already pounced: "You kid, look for death!" ”

I didn't have time to think about it, so I pressed my right hand to my chest, pressed the grimace money tightly on myself, and then, with my left hand, I turned into a fist and took advantage of the situation.

There was a loud bang, and a flash of inspiration flashed in my head, and I slowly squatted on the ground; The person who came from the opposite side flew out and smashed directly into the other big man who followed behind, and the two of them each snorted and sat down on the ground.

One punch to decide the winner!

All the people looked stupid, and there were originally a few people who came with Zhang Feng. After seeing my punch, they didn't dare to step forward, after all, they all grew up reading martial arts novels, and they could understand the combat power represented by my punch.

Seeing that I was almost done, I stood up, pretended to pat the dust off my body, and pretended to be relaxed and asked, "Does anyone else want to fight?" ”

The people who watched the excitement all shrank back into their rooms.

The few people who didn't leave wanted to help Zhang Feng and the others who fell to the ground, but they were afraid that I would be angry, so they had to ask me with their eyes.

I scratched my head lightly and said to them, "It's okay to carry them back, but you have to do something for me first!" ”

"What...... What...... Affair? The person who answered was so frightened that he stuttered, and he really practiced such a good physique in vain.

"Oh, it's nothing, I see you're in good health, and I want you to go downstairs and help me move my things back to the dorm!"

Bad things don't stay overnight! My "heroic" deeds that night spread all over the campus in less than a day. Of course, in the various versions of the story, it is not my name that appears, but the classmate who sits to the right of the beautiful Hou Yan, including the student number.

Out of self-esteem, I didn't follow the company's plan and announce my name in advance. Even the people in my dormitory only knew my student number and nickname. Before this night, the others didn't even know my nickname. After that punch, many people "knew" my name, Don "seconds", seconds of seconds!

When I went back to class, I could already clearly feel that the hostility around me was even stronger. And Hou Yan is unprecedented, before class, she took the initiative to look at me, charming and moving.

At the time, I didn't know the power of her eyes, but I felt a more itchy back, and I almost couldn't help but scratch it.

Before I could enjoy the sudden happiness, trouble came to me again.

The teacher of this class is a young male teacher, I don't know if he is the same as other men, he is not happy to see me sitting next to a beautiful woman, and he actually asked me to answer questions by name in class.

"Now I'll ask one of my classmates to answer my question, Don...... Tripitaka? "He was a bit of a thief, and he didn't dare to look at me, but secretly turned out the seating chart. It's just that when he found my name and pronounced it, the whole person was not good.

Have you ever "enjoyed" being "laughed"? I've felt it, many times, every time my name is pronounced by the teacher for the first time in class.

Hou Yan was also covering her mouth and laughing, the flowers and branches trembled, there was a different scenery, but I was not in the mood to echo. Soon, she realized that I was the only silent person in the audience, so she turned her head curiously and asked me, "Why don't you ......?"

I ignored her and got up from my seat.

What is the celebrity effect?

The fierce young man who knocked down two strong men with one punch is actually called Tang Seng! That's the celebrity effect!

Of course, the surprise of the students is not over. Because, this class is a physics class, college physics. The self-righteous young lecturer threw out a difficult problem that he pressed at the bottom of the box for me to answer. The purpose is to make me make a fool of myself on the spot.

But he chose the wrong person, and that was the only subject I studied seriously and thoroughly during my college years.

I used the knowledge of the two books to answer his questions systematically and comprehensively, and even pointed out a theoretical error in the assumptions in his title. Then, in the astonished eyes of my classmates, I ignored the teacher who was already a little deranged and sat down on my own.

For the first time in my life, I experienced the feeling of being a "scholar", or in front of a group of high-achieving students. The excitement in my heart cannot be expressed in words. Even though I've tried my best to hide it, I can't completely get rid of the provocative smile on my lips.

It seems that I don't have to wait for the bullshit team that Manager Ma said to plan for me, I am sure that I will take down the beauty next to me and experience the taste of first love......

I was still self-absorbed in my seat, and the one on the stage had already come to his senses: "This classmate, who made you sit down?" Dare to sleep in my class! ”

"Huh?" I quickly opened my eyes and stood up again. Then, as I looked up, I saw the fingers of the brother on the podium flick. A piece of chalk shot at me.

It seems that I really annoyed him, he was supposed to be a teacher, he completely ignored the morality of the rivers and lakes, and actually carried out a sneak attack in front of everyone. I was about to get out of the way when I realized that he had a problem with his accuracy, and he was one of the typical players who played the game. The head of the chalk was not aimed at me at all, and from the moment it left his hand, it flew straight to my left.

It seems that I can pretend again, and my face will not change and my body will not move.