I don't know what kind of ecstasy soup my uncle poured into this manager Ma, but he really let me participate in the company's "special projects", that is, those projects that are not visible. For example, according to the customer's conditions, help them go to major colleges and universities, or even middle schools to find primary three candidates, and help matchmaking; help the rich man or rich woman who wants to kick the other half out of the door to create "evidence" of the other party's infidelity; Helping to buy competitors' internal employees and trade secrets; Help provide more reliable killer company or middleman information......

And, since then, he hasn't had to be with me 24 hours a day, and that's the end of my shadowing work. It's just that I have to stick to his back every day, stay for more than an hour, and continue to help him "suck evil qi".

I have to thank the five elements of money, not to let those five internal organs marks be born on the chest, but on the back.

In addition, as a routine, Manager Ma has to use a bronze mirror every day to check the situation of the spiral on my back, as long as he sees a little bit of it, he will be very happy. As for the ones on his back, although they really can't go down, the color is slowly fading.

Later, once, when drinking with Manager Ma, he drank too much and inadvertently revealed the secret of the day. It turned out that Zhao Tianshi told him that the thread on his body was cursed by someone, and it could have been completely eliminated by me. But due to his overindulgence, his kidneys have been almost hollowed out, and the kidneys are water organs, and he himself is water life, which leads to a serious imbalance in the five elements in his body, leaving a trap, so the last few circles of the five visceral marks (he also deliberately corrected me, the master said, this is called the five visceral marks, not a black spiral, we will have to be professional in the future), can never be discharged. It's like a human cancer cell, which is always lurking there, and can only be slowly resolved by making up for its own five elements.

However, at this very early stage, he also had to be careful of the growth and rebound of these imprints, so he had to keep me by his side in case of accidents. At the same time, in order to give me a better and stronger ability to "absorb" the imprint, he had to think of ways to make me do something lacking in virtue and reduce the rejection of our personal aura. That's why he dragged me to the company and did those shady deals.

In the end, he said that if it weren't for the fact that I had been useful to him, he would have found someone to do it for him. Who would have thought that a "friendship" would come down, but I became a "quick-acting heart-saving pill" that he couldn't stay away from for the rest of his life.

I knew that he was telling the truth that time, and he told it to me on purpose, and he was afraid that I would leave. It's just that when he said these words, whether he was awake or really drunk, I can't tell.

In fact, until I solve my own crisis, I will not do anything to be sorry for the company, and I will not want to leave for the time being, so I don't have to worry about him at all.

The advantage of information asymmetry is that he is relieved and I am satisfied.

The overtime pay is gone, but the business commission is also quite generous. If it weren't for the fact that I had such a grimace money on my body that couldn't be unloaded, I was afraid that I would be remembered by the masters, and I couldn't help but go to Panjiayuan to find treasures a few more times.

For those businesses that do not see the light and specialize in destroying the happiness of others, I have slowly changed from unbearable at the beginning to a cold-blooded bystander. Manager Ma is right, "flies don't bite seamless eggs", from the moment these customers come to the door, the related happy life has ceased to exist. If we don't do it, they'll ask for help from others, maybe even more excessively. Instead of cheapening others, it is better to make a profit yourself, and by the way, adhere to the principle.

His principle is not to give both sides a chance to turn back, and if they want to destroy, they will be completely destroyed, and they will never drag the mud and water.

I thought so, but I didn't expect that the same principle would be applied to me.

Eight months later, I became Manager Ma's cronies, real cronies. At least, that's what my colleagues in the company think. When they saw me, they began to take the initiative to greet me, and no one dared to call me Xiao Tang or Sanzang anymore.

Because Brother Tang's scream is not good. Old Tang has become my official name in the company. Although, apart from the front desk, there is no second person younger than me in the company.

My purse is getting thicker and thicker, and my residence has changed from a cubicle in a boarding house to a two-bedroom unit. Looking at the skyrocketing housing prices in Beijing, I began to hesitate to pull my belt and squeeze out a down payment to buy a suite.

The question is, can I do my job for 20 years, or even 30 years?

There is also a practical question, should I go to soak a girl and solve the physiological problem? Last time, I forgot to ask my uncle and grandfather if this boy's body could be broken.

When I first came to Beijing, I was always worried that I would not have money to spend. Now that I finally have money, I find that there are many things to worry about. Is it true that people live to keep solving the problems in front of them, and then to the end of life step by step?

The entanglement in my heart didn't last long, and the task arranged by my uncle and grandfather arrived.

Of course, the task was not given to me by him personally. The head office approached him with a tricky order, and then heard my name from him, and then the head office found Manager Ma, and finally, Manager Ma gave me the task.

This mission is very special.

They asked me to pick up girls, and they would provide human, financial, and material support throughout the process, and even had a special planning team to tailor "pickle girl tactics" for me.

As an insider, I certainly didn't believe that all this was prepared for me, so I went to ask Manager Ma what was wrong with it. As a result, he said to me with a straight face: "This is a trade secret, you just do your job well, what you should know, when the time is right, I will naturally notify you." ”

What is my job?

Go to school, pickle girl!

I remembered Stephen Chow's truant Weilong. The difference is that he went to high school and soaked in high school students; I went to college, and I was a former high school student.

The question is, why was I, a scholar who has never had experience in love, who can't be used to fight hooligans, who looks so-so, and has no temperament and demeanor, to be chosen to undertake such a complex and arduous task? In addition to a good script, does a successful play also need a competent actor?

Will I be a good actor? The answer is clearly no.

Could it be that the other party is a dinosaur? It shouldn't be, if it's just to tame a dinosaur, there are more people than me, and if you put it on me, maybe there will be common movie scenes such as nausea and vomiting. When the time comes, won't it be a big spoiler for the scenery?

So, could it be a beauty? It doesn't seem likely. If it were you, would you spend a lot of money to let others soak in beautiful MM, and then hide YY by yourself? As far as experience is concerned, of course, it's always better to be hands-on. Besides, the task of conquering beauties is not more suitable and ornamental for handsome guys to come forward.

Then there is only one possibility left, and the other party is also an ordinary person. Perhaps, she and I are compatible, have similar personalities, and believe in numerology, so she sent me to the stage and use my strengths to capture the most vulnerable part of her heart......

I have to say that the company's work efficiency is very high, and it took me less than three days to complete all the "procedures", from the college entrance examination transcript, admission notice, ID card, to the change of student number and dormitory, I can't see any flaws.

In September 2009, my university returned. It's just that the location has moved south from Shenyang to Beijing; The school has changed from a third-rate school in the province to a first-class in China; Age, I wish I could really be 18 years old again!

My goal, Hou Yan, my classmate.

As for me, I still do Tang Sanzang, but the pronunciation has changed, according to Tang Seng's legal name. I've had objections to using my real name. After all, we are only helping customers solve problems, and after the list is completed, I will use this name to mix rice and eat, and it is best not to leave any sequelae and let the other party come to the door.

As a result, before I could finish my nagging, Manager Ma began to hit back at me with a series of words: "Don't you know? Now, the name is your only highlight, and it's all up to you! And, with another name, can you adapt to your reflexes? In case you say the wrong thing and get into a gang, will you pay for it? ”

I didn't have a choice, so I wanted to quit. So, Manager Ma took out the contract I signed again, pointed to the breach of contract, and said to me: "Do you want to withdraw?" No problem, let's take out 5 million liquidated damages first! ”

"Huh? How could there be so many! Isn't it just a girl? ”

"What do you think, it doesn't hurt money, where did the girl let you soak? Don't you look at how many of us have sent out this time? It's all come to this point, you have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it! ”

The person who might support me and make up my mind was not around, and my delicate little arm couldn't twist Manager Ma's thick thighs, so I had to take one step at a time. Anyway, my uncle and grandfather said that as long as the water money is still on me, under normal circumstances, I can't die.

Because I had been prepared, I saw Hou Yan when I was still a freshman. The moment I saw her, I knew I had guessed wrong, very wrong.

This Hou Yan is actually a stunning beauty,

It's hard to describe her beauty in words. She is at least one meter seven tall and has a well-proportioned build. A long black flowing hair sets off an almost perfect, extremely delicate facial features; The upper body wears an antique pink shirt with neat rows of buttons diagonally, which contrast with the two round protrusions that have matured; The exposed arms and lower abdomen are like congealed fat, making people dizzy, and there is no trace of fat to be seen; Wearing a pair of white hot pants and white NIKE tennis shoes, a section between them is an equally fair and somewhat exaggerated beautiful leg; From top to bottom, it is like using the golden section method to deliberately measure and then create, the size and proportion are just right, not one more point, one point less...... What's even more charming is the temperament on her face, a breathtaking charm, so charming and seductive that a man can lose his temper in public at any time; But the aura in the eyes is clear and pure, like an angel, which makes people unbearable to violate.

I gasped, such a beauty, that is what I can soak? In this era of fire, if it weren't for my classmates, it is estimated that if I spoke to her on the road, I would have been secretly beaten by someone afterwards.

I finally understood why the liquidated damages were so high.

Come to think of it, Wu Sangui was angry and turned red back then, which is indeed understandable. Those who don't understand him must have never seen a real peerless beauty.

This is a good task, and I hope that the so-called team of experts will not disappoint me too much.

Food, color, sex, too. I don't know if it's really spring, I actually ignored a very serious problem, if I go to school to pretend to be a young boy, what will happen to the evil spirits in the water money I "raise"? What do they eat and drink? After a long time, what should I do if I can't restrain my five elements mole? Will I become a living dead?

In the supernatural world, I am a newcomer, and it is normal to be careless. But my dear uncle and grandfather, why don't you remind me?