"You are the Jade Emperor?" Supreme Treasure looked surprised.

"How can it be a monkey again, the same golden hoop stick, the same heel." The Jade Emperor looked the Supreme Treasure up and down, and secretly calculated in his heart for a while, and finally he was shocked to find that the one standing in front of him was the Monkey King, who was in the alchemy furnace?

Tang Wen saw the Jade Emperor's expression of surprise, and secretly snickered, even if you Jade Emperor has the magic power to the sky and can see the past and the future, it is impossible to know that the Monkey King standing in front of you is from the movie world.

The little demon assistant to the store manager suddenly reminded: "Trigger the hidden big boss: Jade Emperor, and it will be automatically upgraded to a ninth-level mission."

Tang Wenxin said, it turned out that the hidden boss was the Jade Emperor.

"Shopkeeper, in fact, this thing is not what you think?" The Jade Emperor approached Tang Wen and explained in a whisper.

"I know, isn't it Journey to the West?" Tang Wen deliberately said it loudly.

"Don't let the monkeys hear." The Jade Emperor hurriedly covered Tang Wen's mouth and teleported to the silent and unmanned Lingxiao Treasure Hall.

"Actually, I know the whole thing, it's just that the monkey begged me, I can't ignore it!" Tang Wen sat on the throne of the Jade Emperor.

"Is that so? Why do I think you are deliberately finding fault because the peach conference didn't invite you. The Jade Emperor looked at Tang Wen with an unkind face.

"Oh, if you don't talk about the Pan Tao Conference, I forgot that you didn't invite me to such an important social occasion as the Pan Tao Conference, and you made me miss watching Chang'e dance." Tang Wen jumped directly when he heard this.

"Shopkeeper, if you like it, I'll ask Chang'e to dance for you another day." The Jade Emperor looked helpless.

"Is it okay to dance anything?" Tang Wen was a little excited.

"Shopkeeper, why are your eyes so unscrupulous?" The Jade Emperor looked at Tang Wen with disdain.

"What unscrupulous, I'm a serious person." Tang Wen coughed dryly.

"Wipe your saliva!" The Jade Emperor handed Tang Wen a handkerchief.

"The monkey escaped!"

"There are two monkeys!"

"Taishang Laojun was thrown into the alchemy furnace by the monkey."

", I'm fine."

There was a sudden noise outside the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, as well as the rebuke of Taishang Laojun.

"Dead old man, where to run!" Monkey King chased and scolded in the back.

"Grass, I've upgraded the monkey too much, and I can't even cover it now." Taishang Laojun twisted his fat buttocks and ran wildly, tears streaming down his face.

"Dead old man, and me!" The Supreme Treasure blocked Taishang Laojun in front.

"Another dead monkey, stabbed the monkey's nest." Taishang Laojun shook off the dust in his hand and plunged into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall.

"Your Majesty, that monkey is crazy!" Taishang Laojun shouted as soon as he came in.

"Uh, what about people?"

At this moment, the two Monkey King had already chased in.

"Where the hell are you from?" The original Monkey King looked at the monkey who came in with him in surprise.

"The shopkeeper asked me to help, how about it, I'm okay?" Supreme Treasure looked proud.

"It's okay, it's just ugly." Monkey King shook his head, thinking he was very handsome.

"Hmph, you're not very good, your hair is forked." Supreme Bao's face changed, and he sneered at each other.

Just as the two monkeys were arguing, the Jade Emperor and Tang Wen, who were hiding under the table, began to tear apart.

"Your Majesty, you are the Supreme of the Three Realms, hiding under the table with me, do you want to be ashamed?" Tang Wen kicked the Jade Emperor beside him.

"Don't talk nonsense, annoy me, K you first." The Jade Emperor looked at Tang Wen viciously.

"Come on, come on, I'll let you have a hand, don't say that I don't respect the old and love the young." Tang Wen shouted.

"Silence" The Jade Emperor hurriedly covered Tang Wen's mouth, and he must not let others know that he was hiding under the table.

"Come and smoke a cigarette, suppress the shock first." Tang Wen broke free of the Jade Emperor's hand, took out a box of Yellow Crane Towers from his bag and handed it to the Jade Emperor.

"What's going on!" The Jade Emperor spit out a smoke ring, his face depressed.

"Hello Jade Emperor, may I ask if you, as the Supreme of the Three Realms and the strongest man in the universe, do you have a little pressure?" Tang Wen had an extra microphone in his hand.

"Amount"

At this time, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was already in a mess, and the two Monkey King had already captured Nezha alive.

King Tota shouted: "Bi Ma Wen, let my son go quickly, otherwise you will look good!" ”

"Supreme Treasure, first help my grandson to hold it, my grandson wants to pick up Nezha's pants to see if he is male or female?" Monkey King laughed.

"Dead monkey, you dare!" Nezha's voice was crying, and Xindao already knew that he would not release the water, and accidentally touched the monkey's way.

Supreme Treasure objected: "Monkey, this is your fault, as the saying goes, hitting people doesn't hit you in the face." ”

"My grandson is kidding!" The monkey grinned and threw Nezha out.

Tang Wen under the table said: "Isn't it time to be a scoundrel, oh, it's Rulai who has appeared." ”

"That Ah San" the Jade Emperor snorted heavily.

"I heard that Shakyamuni is from Nepal," Tang Wen reminded the Jade Emperor not to confuse the nationality of Nyolai.

"I don't know what Dao Ancestor thinks?" The Jade Emperor was full of complaints.

"The Buddha is coming," shouted the people outside.

At the end of the day, the light is magnificent, the Sanskrit voice is singing, and the Buddha with a compassionate face steps into the air.

"What kind of good man are you?" The monkey was shocked.

Jiaye, who was following behind the Buddha, reprimanded: "Bold and bold, if the Buddha is here, Hugh has to be presumptuous!" ”

"I heard that you are rampant in the village, repeatedly violating the rules of heaven, and want to seize the throne of the Jade Emperor, what is the reason?" The sound of the great voice spread throughout the heavens.

"What is a rampant village! also said so loudly, this Ah San did it on purpose. The Jade Emperor at the bottom of the table was directly angry.

Tang Wen hugged the Jade Emperor and persuaded him: "Don't get excited, endure it for a while, and it's over, it's almost like rape, since you can't refuse, just lie down and enjoy the process." ”

The monkey shouted, "Who is hiding under the table?" ”

The Jade Emperor at the bottom of the table made a throat-slitting gesture to Tang Wen, and then snuggled his mouth.

Tang Wen had no choice but to bite the bullet, stood up and said, "It's me."

"It's the owner!"

"It's the owner! How could you hide under the imperial case! ”

All the immortals in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall were shocked.

Rulai looked at the imperial case, and the corners of his mouth inadvertently showed a trace of arc, obviously he had discovered the Jade Emperor.

Supreme Treasure walked up to Tang Wen and whispered, "Shopkeeper, these immortals are so weak!" ”

Tang Wen slapped the Supreme Treasure on the head, and then smiled dryly at a group of black-faced immortals: "He said he was laughing." ”

"Could it be that the shopkeeper is trying to meddle in this matter?" Rulai looked at Tang Wen with a smile on his face.

Tang Wenpi said with a smile: "Hahaha, the Buddha said that he was laughing, I just came to see my little brother, lest he be pressed by someone with Wuzhi Mountain, feed him some iron pills and copper juice, and spoil his cultivation." ”

"The store supervisor is too wide!" Rulai's face turned cold.

"World-honored, if we do this, the government will say that we mistreated the monkeys." The golden cicada behind Rulai had one more mouthful.

Jiaye's face changed, and he turned his head and reprimanded: "Golden Cicada, how can you talk to Shizun like this. ”

"Listen to me!" The Jade Emperor walked in from outside the hall.

I'll go, this thing belongs to a rabbit, Tang Wen subconsciously glanced back at the imperial case.

"Oh, Your Majesty, please?" If you come to the heart, something is wrong.

The Jade Emperor looked around, and finally stared at Rulai and said, "If you want me to say, it's that you're wrong." ”

"This seat was invited by His Majesty to help with the fist, what's wrong?" If you come to see that the Jade Emperor did not perform according to the plan in advance, he was a little annoyed in his heart.