Chapter 12 Which Bodhi Ancestor is here?
The monkey shouted: "Don't make any noise, as the saying goes, the emperor takes turns to sit, and when he comes to my house next year, why can't my grandson be the Jade Emperor." ”
Tang Wenxin said that the monkey's head was burned out, can't you see that the Jade Emperor and Rulai are about to fight?
"Hahaha, you monkey spirit, what are your skills, dare to occupy the Heavenly Palace Holy Realm." Rulai laughed and glanced at the Jade Emperor proudly.
"I have seventy-two changes, ten thousand eons of immortality, one hundred and eight thousand miles, how can I not sit on the heavenly position." The monkey waved the stick in his hand.
"Seeing is believing, hearing is false, I heard that you hit the somersault cloud far away, but I don't believe it." Rulai looked at the monkey with a smile.
"If you don't believe it, if you don't believe it, I'll call you." The monkey turned around and was about to leave.
"Slow, I'll make a bet with you, if you can turn out my palm with a somersault, even if you win, ask the Jade Emperor to live in the West, if you can't turn over my palm, go back to the Nether Realm, and make noise." Rulai looked at the monkey with a serious face.
"What if the Jade Emperor doesn't leave?" The monkey glanced at the Jade Emperor.
"Then I'll chase him away for you, how about it?" Rulai smiled and glanced at the Jade Emperor.
"Try it!" The Jade Emperor blew his beard and glared at him.
Tang Wen hurriedly went over and pulled the monkey and whispered, "Don't agree, that fat man is very insidious." ”
"The shopkeeper, speaking ill of people behind his back is not a gentleman's doing." If there is such a mana, no matter how small Tang Wen's voice is, he can hear it.
"Just kidding, lighten the mood, don't be surprised by the Buddha." Tang Wen laughed out loud to hide his embarrassment.
Jia Ye shouted: "Presumptuous, dare to slander the Buddha!" ”
"Whoever helps me pull the Jiaye off it, this gourd Nine Turns Immortal Pill is his." Tang Wen shook the gourd in his hand and dared to bare his teeth with me.
"I'll come" Nezha stepped forward.
"Shopkeeper, this gourd is old-fashioned, right?" Taishang Laojun touched his sleeves and found that the elixir he had just refined was gone.
"You say it's yours, you call it, will it promise?" The gourd was indeed picked up by Tang Wen on the ground, and there is a way to pick up other people's things, let others find them.
Hearing this, Taishang Laojun waved the dust confidently and said, "Hulu, come back." ”
shouted three times in a row, but the gourd remained motionless.
This time, Lao Jun was too panicked, and the gourd was not filled with an ordinary nine-turn elixir, but an imperial nine-turn elixir, which was given to Daozu and several legendary figures.
Who is interfering with his own spell casting, is it?
Taishang Laojun raised his head and glanced at Rulai in mid-air, and then at the Jade Emperor who was pretending to be innocent.
"Your Majesty," Taishang Laojun complained in a low voice.
Seeing this, the Jade Emperor turned his head, and the monkey standing opposite the Jade Emperor thought that the Jade Emperor was doing this to him.
Jumping feet and said: "Buddha, once you say it, it is difficult for the horse to chase." ”
"I will do what I say," Rulai looked at the monkey with a smile.
"My grandson is going to too," the monkey flew out with a somersault.
Supreme Treasure came over and asked, "Shopkeeper, what should we do?" ”
"The monkey's head show is funny, we don't care." Tang Wen prepared to leave.
At this time, a soft snort came from mid-air.
"Shout, there's still someone who doesn't accept this." Tang Wen discovers that the sound comes from Gaya in mid-air.
Gaya turned his head, and Tang Wen teleported directly to Gaye's side through any door, put his arm around his shoulders and smiled evilly: "When you have time to sit with me, I will definitely greet you well." ”
Gaya clasped his hands together and said, "The four monks are empty"
"You'll come to me sooner or later!" Tang Wen patted Jiaye on the shoulder and returned to the main hall with a smile.
"Shopkeeper, my gourd." Taishang Laojun saw that Tang Wen was leaving, and hurriedly shouted.
Tang Wen walked over, returned the gourd to Lao Jun, and said in a low voice: "After the monkey came out of the alchemy furnace, it was weird, Lao Jun, did you do anything to the monkey." ”
Taishang Laojun said: "Even gods can't control a person's mind, everyone will have character flaws, and I just magnified this flaw at the right time." ”
Tang Wen suddenly realized, sure enough, it was this dead old man's ghost, and he shouted in a low voice: "A handful of old people, calculating a little monkey, is there still a little bit of superior demeanor!" ”
"It's not me alone, all the gods and Buddhas have a share." Taishang Laojun spread his hands.
"What about me and Zixia?" The Supreme Treasure stepped forward and grabbed the collar of Taishang Laojun.
"What Zixia, where did this come from?" Taishang Laojun pushed away the Supreme Treasure.
"Oh! It turns out that you just pretended. The Supreme Treasure took a few steps back, unloaded the strength on his body, and his face showed a sudden look.
"Say whatever you want!" Taishang Laojun twisted his head to the side.
"Shopkeeper, let's go, these people are too insidious!" Supreme Bao picked up Tang Wen and left.
"Slow, the shopkeeper can go, this monkey must stay." The giant spirit god holding the Xuanhua plate axe moved sideways, blocking Tang Wen and the Supreme Treasure's way.
"Can you beat me?" The Supreme Treasure waved the golden hoop stick in his hand.
"Do you really think I can't beat you?" The Djinn God smiled coldly.
The Jade Emperor reprimanded: "Giant Spirit, don't be rude, the shopkeeper is my honored guest. ”
The Djinn God Urn said, "But! ”
The general of the rolling shutter, who didn't know where to hide just now, walked over, grabbed the giant spirit god, and said in a low voice: "Don't say it, this year's shopkeeper has a small heart, you should be careful that he will retaliate against you in the future." ”
"Really?" The giant spirit god glanced at Tang Wen suspiciously.
"Don't stop me, dare to say that I have a small heart, I fell in love with you today." When Tang Wen heard that this future sand monk dared to arrange himself, he was immediately stunned.
Supreme Treasure grabbed Tang Wen and said, "I heard that the shopkeepers of the past generations have small hearts, and you are amazing." ”
"Are you complimenting me?" Tang Wen couldn't cry or laugh, it seems that the reputation of the shopkeepers in the past generations is not very good.
Seeing Tang Wenbiao, the general hurriedly explained: "That's not what the little god meant!" ”
Tang Wen waved his hand and said: "Forget it, forget it, I also muttered a few words to the Buddha just now, and the Buddha was not angry." ”
"The shopkeeper is broad-minded and close to the Buddha, whether he intends to enter my Shamen?" Rulai is fighting with the monkey, and on the other hand, he has the leisure to recruit Tang Wen.
"Don't, use the Buddha Kingdom in your palm to deceive a newly cultivated monkey, you are not a good person." Tang Wen despised the Buddha in his heart.
"The shopkeeper is wrong to blame the poor monk, and the poor monk is also the one who enters the game, but I am afraid that there will be a disaster in the future." Rulai looked helpless.
"Monks don't get involved in cause and effect, and the World-Honored One has already been stained with cause and effect when he made a move today." The golden cicada standing behind Rulai also had a sad face.
Tang Wen's heart moved: "Could it be lawless? ”
Rulai was surprised: "The shopkeeper is really extraordinary!" ”
Tang Wenxin said extraordinarily, it turns out that this Journey to the West and the Journey to the West sequel are connected, so won't the monkey become a spring-loaded leg in the future, and fight seven times with one action.
When he saw that Tang Wen was leaving, he said to stop him: "The shopkeeper is slow, there will be an antiy conference later." ”
Tang Wen glanced at the Jade Emperor when he heard this, and saw that the Jade Emperor's face was flushed, which was a sign of anger.
"Let's go," Supreme Paul pulled Tang Wen.
Tang Wen nodded, and arched his hand towards the gods: "Farewell"
The gods said in unison: "Congratulations to the shopkeeper"
When Tang Wen was about to leave, he suddenly asked thoughtlessly: "Which one is the Bodhi Ancestor here?" ”
Rulai's face changed when he heard this.
I see, Tang Wen laughed and disappeared.