Chapter 322: The Method of Saccades

"After saying a trick, do I feel swollen and feel all karma?" I thought about the stories that Brother Cao said, whether it is Yang Yunsong, the master of Kanyu, or the Lotus Valley, or the reversal of the Yin and Yang Tombs, and then the Wafangdian Flat Tomb, they are all cause and effect.

Brother Cao glanced at me and asked seriously, "Jia Shu, do you believe in cause and effect?" ”

I thought for a moment and nodded, "I believe it!" "I didn't believe it until that failed relationship, and although I had a strong intuition, I used it as a gift, and I didn't think it was cause and effect.

Brother Cao waited until I gave an answer before he said: "Those guys who shout that they would rather believe what they have than what they don't believe are actually believers in essence, but they just use these words as an excuse." ”

"Yo, Brother Cao, when did you speak so deeply?" I asked, surprised.

"That's what my mother often says, you have to sum it up yourself, isn't that right?" Brother Cao continued to ask me.

I thought about it for a while, it was really this reason, smiled at Brother Cao, and did not answer.

About an hour and a half later, Brother Cao dropped me off at the door of the wedding shop.

"Brother, I'm going to hand over the car, what's the matter to call us." Brother Cao didn't turn off the engine and said to me in the car.

"You hurry up and hand over the car, go home and sleep well, especially yesterday's twenty-four hours were too tight." What I said is not false at all, it is all a special thing that destroys the three views.

"Let's go!" Brother Cao pressed the car horn and left, I waved my hand at the girl, then opened the door and entered the store, and after closing the roller shutter door, I fell on the bed without combing my face or washing my head and began to fall asleep.

I don't know how long it took, I heard the phone ringing, I was sleepy and hazy for a long time, and finally pinched the phone into my hand to connect the phone, but it seems that my left eyelid is beating very hard.

"Why? It's not open during the day, are you going crazy? ”

As soon as I heard the voice of my good buddy Zhang Peng, I replied in a hoarse voice: "Sleep, sleepy!" ”

"I'm right in front of your store, hurry up and open the door and take you to dinner at noon." The other party is really dark enough, directly blocking the door of my store, this attitude is too obvious, are you opening the door, or opening the door, or opening the door?.

"Okay, come down right away!" After I hung up the phone, I looked at the time, it was just past twelve o'clock, and I didn't play with sauce purple. Then pinched his fingers and calculated, at twelve o'clock at noon, that is, at noon, according to the saccade method, the left saccade at noon, it should be someone inviting to eat, mom rub, really accurate!

If you want to say that my buddy Zhang Peng is also a character. His grandfather was an old Red Army, and after working in the deputy regiment, he transferred to the local government. zuihou was assigned to the crematorium in this city as a secretary.,This guy grew up in the crematorium when he was a child.,It's basically the kind of demon king type who is not afraid of heaven and earth.。

Ya is more than 1.8 meters tall, and she looks good, the most important thing is that her hands are very skillful. But anything he has seen, as long as he pays attention, he can learn it immediately. At present, a hair salon has been opened in the north of Dongsandao Street in this city, called Zhang Yi Hair Salon, and readers with conditions can try Ya's craftsmanship.

Not only did he open a hair salon, but this guy also gave haircuts to many cadres above the county and regiment level in the city, and brought them to their families for care, and his connections were too wide.

The only drawback is that the personality is too extreme. His barbering and hair care skills can be said to be among the best in the city, but his character is not acceptable to ordinary people. To take the simplest example, if a customer comes in, if he is not in a good mood, no matter how much money you give, people will not accept it, and say that the boss is not there; If you catch up with him in the mood, you can chat with you for a long time while getting a haircut without giving money, and you can also provide food.

Anyway, with this dog's temper, at least it's quite the right way for me, maybe we're both this kind of person.

I'm just an old brother, the original wedding shop is not far from his hair salon, I go to his place to eat and drink when I have nothing to do, after a long time, why does he like to take me, this is not today at noon to come to me again.

Let's talk about the saccade method, the folk always say that the left eyebeat is a disaster, and the right eyebeat is wealth, which is not scientific. I will summarize the estimation formula of the saccade method for the reader, so that you can learn from it.

The saccade method is broken down according to the twelve hours as follows:

Sub-time: There are nobles on the left, and wine and food on the right;

When ugly: there are sorrows on the left, and there are thoughts on the right;

Yinshi: Someone on the left comes, and someone on the right thinks;

Mao time: the left noble person comes, the right lord and auspicious;

Chenshi: The left side of the person arrives, and the right side loses money;

At the right time: the left master eats and drinks, and the right master is vicious;

Noon: the left is the main eater, and the right is murderous;

Untimed: the left is mainly auspicious, and the right has less loss;

Shen Shi: There are times on the left, and there are female thoughts on the right;

Unitary time: the left host and guest arrive, and the right has a pro-visit;

戌時: the left is the phase, the right is the main narrative;

Hai Shi: The left master is a distinguished guest, and the right master is right and wrong.

The above is the specific description of the saccade method, the sub-hour is from midnight 23 o'clock to 1 o'clock in the morning, two hours is an hour, according to this algorithm, everyone can use this to deduce the saccade in the future, and you can immediately know whether it is auspicious or evil.

I stumbled downstairs and opened the door of the store, Zhang Peng, his daughter-in-law and a few buddies who usually wanted to haode were sitting on the steps of my door waiting for me.

After seeing me, the girl came up and grabbed me, "Let's go, let's eat!" ”

"I'm going to eat chicken feather rice every year?" I just want to sleep, bed-kun! Wait for me, I miss you!

"Your sister-in-law has a birthday today, are you going?" Good guys, that's a good reason.

"Go! Go! "You allow me to pick up the money.

"Fart, you're left alone, go!" After speaking, I went to the restaurant street on Erdao Street.

When encountering this kind of unreasonableness, I had no choice but to follow everyone to the hotel to kill.

When I arrived at the hotel, I asked for a private room, ordered a table of dishes, and everyone first wished my sister-in-law a happy birthday, and then began to eat and drink.

While eating, the hotel waiter served a plate of cod with tomato sauce, which was steaming, and our group of people were about to move the chopsticks, and Zhang Peng "snapped" and threw the chopsticks on the table.

"Where's the boss? Go and call your boss. Zhang Peng shouted loudly to the waiter, shouting is not enough, pull us, let us not eat yet.

After a while, the owner of the hotel knocked on the door and entered the box, "Everyone, what is the matter with calling me over?" ”

"Who told you that cod did that?" Zhang Peng looked into the other party's eyes and asked, "I've been doing this all the time, like this?" The owner of the restaurant asked puzzledly, "I'll go to the back kitchen to make a cod, how about you try it?" Zhang Peng began to argue with the chef of the restaurant.

"Oh, let's have a meal." My classmate Zhang Jian began to play round.

"Isn't that pretty good?" Zhang Jian's wife Lu Wei also echoed.

"Otherwise, let Zhang Peng show both hands." I'm the worst, I'm afraid it's not a big deal.

As for the others, I guess it's all my mentality, anyway, I'm not afraid of big things when I watch the excitement.

The owner of the hotel thought for a while, "Then if you really want to do it, you can do it!" "I guess this boss also knows that he has met a master who can eat, otherwise people won't be so angry.

Zhang Peng didn't say a word, took off his coat and went directly to the back kitchen. After about twenty minutes, the creature returned to the box with a plate of equally steaming cod.

to be continued