Xiao Yu'er hesitated for a long time, it should be to think about how to explain the incident to me in detail, of course, this is my conclusion after listening.

I heard this Nizi say slowly: "A distant relative of my family, according to the seniority, I have to call him uncle, his family has been in trouble recently." ”

"Does it have anything to do with our business?" What the other party said is too general, if Nima borrows money, get out of it as soon as possible, the little master is still so poor, where can I get the extra silver to help you" I can't say it, I know that this matter is very tricky. Xiao Yu'er continued, seeing that I didn't answer, the girl rolled her big eyes and said, "You know the Buddha relics, right? ”

What is this, such a sentence came out of thin air, but I still knew the classification of relics very well, so I nodded and said: "Relics are divided into: Buddha finger relics, Buddha tooth relics, meat relics, hair relics, broken body relics, etc., but I don't know which kind of relics you are talking about." ”

"I don't know this, but I know that my relative's family has a relic, which was hidden in a bronze Buddha he bought at the beginning, and was accidentally discovered by him. Because my relatives believed in this very much, they enshrined the relics for good life, the purpose was to meet the destined person as soon as possible, so that the relics could return to the place where they should return.

But recently, strange things have been going on in my relatives' family, first my uncle's son was hospitalized for no reason, and the hospital couldn't detect any symptoms; Subsequently, my uncle was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, and sooner or later he became Alzheimer's; Then there is my uncle and grandmother who went out and were hit by a car, broke a leg, and raised it for half a year. "Xiao Yu'er said this, Concubine Ling and I couldn't hold back, hahadaxiao got up.

"Your dishes are ready!" The cafeteria aunt shouted at our table, "Here it is! After Concubine Ling replied, she nodded at me, and then got up and went over to serve the food.

Xiao Yu'er didn't care whether Concubine Ling could listen to everything or not, and when I turned around, she continued to narrate: "According to the right theory, the relics offered by the common people at home should be blessed and blessed with peace, but now not only has it failed to play the role of haode, but it is also bad luck, so I said that it is not good to say this." ”

"Then what is there to say that it is not haode, that relic is fake." I replied to Xiao Yu'er with a smile.

"It's true, my fourth aunt said it to me personally." Xiao Yu'er said to me very seriously, which surprised me.

Because of the "Great Nirvana Sutra" cloud: "If you see the relics of the Buddha, you are seeing the Buddha." Offering relics is the Buddha's treasure, and seeing the Buddha is seeing the Dharmakaya. According to this definition, the offering of relics is not only an offering to the Buddha, but also a Buddha who appears in the human world.

At the same time, relics are the embodiment of the Buddha's stay in the human world, and can only be seen by those who are blessed with great blessings. Moreover, the person who sees it needs to accumulate the good Dharma over a hundred eons of eons, so that only those who practice the Dharma can have this good karma.

How blessed is this uncle able to get one? But why do people with such good fortune suffer so many calamities? What is the causal relationship between this? Well, no wonder Xiao Yu'er said that she couldn't say clearly, and it seemed that I couldn't say it clearly.

Seeing that I was stunned, the little fish guessed what I was thinking at the moment, so she stopped talking and watched me sit there thinking blankly.

However, these two girls are really willing to spend money, in the process of thinking, Concubine Ling brought the dishes to the table one by one, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, cabbage fungus, kung pao chicken, fish-flavored shredded pork, vegetarian fried dried tofu, salted chicken neck, dried silkworm chrysalis and roasted eggplant with meat, the soup is sauerkraut soup, and the staple food is a large plate of fried noodles.

"Hurry up and eat, and think about it when you're full." Concubine Ling handed the chopsticks to me and urged me to move them.

I didn't take the chopsticks handed by the other party, but politely replied, "You guys eat first when you're hungry, I just finished eating." ”

Actually, I'm telling the truth, as mentioned above, Wang Lili accompanied me to my parents' place, and it was only a short time since I was a pig, and I wouldn't be hungry even if I was a pig.

But these two girls don't think so, and they think that I am polite to the two of them, and let me move my chopsticks vigorously, this Nima is so fat now, it is definitely fed by you people.

Originally, my digestive system is excellent, everything I eat is absorbed by the body, and then it becomes fat, and I also catch up with the wedding and feng shui shop, which is equivalent to the nature of the work of eating after being busy and sleeping after eating, and it is strange that it does not grow meat.

No way, I had to symbolically eat a few bites, don't you say, the dishes in this canteen are okay, although the taste is average, but the amount of dishes is very large, I can't finish it for a while, I pack it and take it back to feed my dog.

These two girls are also affordable enough, pick up some meat and vegetables and put them in my bowl, it's really childish. I looked at the mountains of food in the bowl and felt a greasy feeling. So I felt in my pocket and found that there was no smoke left, which made me depressed.

Where did I think about it, Concubine Ling actually took out a box of Hongtashan from her pocket and handed it to me, "The cigarette is not good, you can make do with it." ”

Yo! I didn't see it, you little girl can actually smoke. I was not polite at the moment, grabbed a cigarette and lit one, and the greasy feeling just now disappeared without a trace.

This is really "a cigarette after a meal, a race over the living immortals; A cigarette after the meal, immediately go to the west! ”

Just as I was swallowing the clouds and spitting out the fog, Xiao Yu'er put down his chopsticks and asked weakly, "Have you eaten enough?" "Yes!" I replied truthfully.

"Eat more, you will eat less, like a rabbit." Concubine Ling also put down her chopsticks and said to me.

I just wanted to thank the other party for his kindness, when Xiao Yu'er's phone rang.

"Well, I'm in the teacher's college, what, divide it, Ciao, you're afraid that you won't find a girlfriend in the teacher's college, what are you afraid of in the physical education department, you're a, okay, I know, I'll call you later" Xiao Yu'er answered the phone there by herself, not hiding it at all.

"What's wrong?" I asked curiously.

"I have a younger brother who also studied in this school, and he was a target. This bear kid can't look at people.,After looking for that object for less than a year.,I got along with a boy in the physical education department.,So I proposed to break up with my junior.。

But Nima will be divided, whoever leaves this year can't live, but my girlfriend from the junior brother actually asked my junior brother for 2,000 yuan for the loss of youth, and you said that you are not angry. Xiao Yu'er said with her voice raised an octave.

"If you don't give it to her, it's over." Concubine Ling coldly threw out a sentence, this is exactly what I want to say.

"My junior is from the normal department, and you've seen it, but it's not a tall boy." Xiao Yu'er gestured while talking, and after seeing Concubine Ling's sudden realization, the goods continued: "You also know that the boy in the normal department is still a boy, and he almost pinched an orchid finger to go to the women's toilet, which doesn't let the family live in Xiong, and is planning to pool money for that girl." ”

"If you don't give it to her, why, what does he have in the physical education department?" Concubine Ling said indignantly.

"That bear child has that gang (dialect: the meaning of backbone)." Xiao Yu'er said helplessly.

Just when Concubine Ling and Xiao Yu'er were studying countermeasures, I felt that my bad water was rising vigorously, and I couldn't hold it down, so I smiled evilly and said to these two girls: "I have a way, do you want to listen?" ”

to be continued