"What's the solution? Tell me about it? Xiao Yu'er asked curiously.

"I think non-violence and lack of virtue is the best way to solve this problem." I said with a wicked grin.

Xiao Yu'er asked with great interest: "Lack of great virtue, haha, what an interesting statement, what to do?" ”

"Isn't it just 2,000 yuan, that's easy to say." I took a puff of cigarette and continued: "You can give her money, but she has to lead the boy from the physical education department to come with her.

Then let's use 2,000 yuan to damage these two dogs. Find ten boys, each walk over and give the girl 200 yuan, ten people exactly 2,000, let her new boyfriend see what kind of girl she is, I don't believe he is willing to go back to the green pot. ”

Before I finished speaking, these two girls couldn't stand the laughter. "Jia Shu, you are too lacking in morality, you can think of this method, I have convinced you." Xiao Yu'er said to me with a wild laugh, and Concubine Ling couldn't stop nodding. THEN, XIAO YU'ER DIALED THE PHONE AND TOLD HER YOUNGER BROTHER MY METHOD, AND FROM THE LITTLE YU'ER'S LOOK, YOU COULD FEEL HOW HAPPY THE JUNIOR BROTHER WAS!

Cut, looking at the two girls in front of me, I said proudly: "During your brother and I were in college, I missed a course, skipped a class, fell in love (bragging), demerited, entered the student union, entered a party, and almost died, what is this little thing." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the two girls laughed even more happily. I really don't plan to accompany my mother to go shopping with Wang Lili, as a man, I have no interest in that really person, so I chose to sit here and continue to tease the two girls in front of me, "Actually, you two don't need to spend money and order so many dishes."

Cross the Xiaozhuang overpass, there is a hot pot restaurant, just in front of the station, it seems to be called grassland incense, his hot pot soup base and base are free, and then go to his house to eat.

Go in and ask the waiter, the soup base and base are not free, the other party said that after free, the three of us ordered three plates of hand-rolled noodles, a plate seems to be three yuan, and then boiled in a pot of clear water, mixed with sesame sauce, sesame oil, tofu ru, leek sauce, etc., the taste, it is simply wonderful! ”

"yes, it's cheap!" Concubine Ling replied happily. "Then the hotel waiter must not be angry with you." Xiao Yu'er said next.

"Okay, the joke is over, I'll tell you about your uncle's house." I flicked the cigarette butt out, and then said seriously, and the little fish stopped laughing when she saw that I was serious, waiting for my answer.

"Give me the address, and I'll take a look." I felt the need to go over and see for myself, so I told Xiao Yu'er the answer I wanted to haod.

"Okay!" Xiao Yu'er happily took out a note from the satchel she was carrying and handed it to me, it seemed that this little girl had already been ready.

I was looking at the address, and I found that Xiao Yuer quickly took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the dishes on the table, which should have been uploaded to Weibo.

haha, what is Weibo, in my opinion, Weibo is the bathroom, I write a Weibo, the water heater says: to fire! The overhead light says: It's on! The shower said: Poof! The toilet said: Laughing pee! Soap said: hand slippery! The fan said: The system automatically turns! Baba said: I don't understand! Toilet paper said: It's so good! The floor says: Wet! The towel said: I'll wipe it! The sewer said: Forced drainage! The footpad slipped and said, "Kneel!"

When Xiao Yu'er finished tinkering with his phone, I said, "Your uncle's house is from Lishan." ”

"Yes, what's wrong with living in Anshan?" Xiao Yu'er asked puzzled.

"It's nothing, it's just Monday to sell fish, I'll see if it's going way, if it's by the way, I'll go over and see if I'm done selling fish." I'll be honest.

"What kind of fish are you selling?" Concubine Ling asked me curiously. "Ornamental fish, go to Anshan once a week, and wholesale to wholesalers in Northeast China and North China." I found that all women are curious, and these two silly girls in front of me are no exception.

"Oh!" I could hear that Ya definitely didn't understand, and I didn't plan to continue to explain, so I continued to ask: "There is also a relative's family that has an accident, what happened?" ”

After Xiao Yu'er and Concubine Ling glanced at each other, their mouths chatted for a long time, like a special goldfish, but they didn't say anything, this Nima is going to make such a fuss.

"Is there something unspeakable?" I asked the two girls carefully.

Xiao Yu'er looked helpless for a while, and then said to me: "I'll tell you this, don't tell my fourth aunt, otherwise she can strangle me." ”

"Tell me what's going on first." This makes me anxious, and I don't have to say anything half-talked. Besides, I don't even know what it is, how can I assure you.

"If you can't guarantee it, I can't say anything more." Xiao Yu'er's face turned red and said helplessly to me.

I thought that if I continued to be entangled like this, it would really be endless, so I gritted my teeth and said ruthlessly: "I promise not to tell the fourth aunt, but the premise is that this matter can't be too out of line, how about it?" ”

"How do you calculate the outrageous?" Concubine Ling asked while helping Xiao Yu'er.

"As long as it doesn't hurt nature!" I replied helplessly.

"It's not unreasonable, is it?" "Probably not." "Tell him about it?" "Make up your own mind, I can't be the master of this matter!" These two second-class girls actually sat opposite me and began to study them, wipe!

After the two of them studied it, Xiao Yu'er took a sip of soda, and then said to me: "My aunt has a cousin, he was introduced by me, and that girl is also my roommate with Concubine Ling." But now the relationship between the two is not very good, and recently, the two of them are breaking up, my cousin is in a hurry, he is a little crazy, I was going to find the fourth aunt to help, but the fourth aunt is not there, and I recommend you, do you see if you can help me with this? ”

"What kind of unreasonable thing is this?" I was really defeated by the innocence of these two girls.

"This, this..."The little fish actually stumbled. If you want to say that at the critical moment, you have to make the concubine take care of the girl (dialect: assertive, responsible), seeing that Xiao Yu'er can't take it anymore, Concubine Ling said frankly: "At the beginning, the relationship between my roommate and the whole dormitory was not good, this should be her personal reason."

For example, she plans to buy a down jacket, but her family gives her 700 yuan a month for living expenses, and she spends 500 yuan to buy clothes, leaving 200 yuan. Even if the food in our canteen is cheap, 200 yuan a month is not enough to eat. So, this girl eats one meal a day, and she is already anemic, and now she is even more sick and crooked.

No matter how bad we have a bad relationship with her, we still have a dormitory after all, and we are not bad for her meal, so everyone studied cooking and took turns to bring her a copy to help her get through this month.

But the problem is, we sent the food back, and the old guy said that he wouldn't eat it, and he was angry with us, but he didn't have a way to take her. She'd rather be hungry than have us help her. What do you think is this? ”

"Oh!" I kind of heard it.,It's not a place for this girl to have a face.,haha,It's a well that looks at both horizontally and vertically.,No wonder the relationship with your roommate is not good.。 However, what does this have to do with harming nature?

to be continued