"Damn,!" The driver immediately got out of the car and came to Zhen Can, stared at the big round eyes, and said viciously: "Is it reasonable for you to suddenly appear in front of Lao Tzu's car inexplicably!" ”

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"Lao Tzu is a god descending from heaven, you know a few handfuls, quickly kneel down for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu can give you a soak of to eat, after eating Lao Tzu's, you have to become an immortal, you know?" The corners of Zhen Can's mouth rose.

"you! When Lao Tzu is as stupid as you! The driver punched Zhen Can in the face as he spoke.

Zhen Can directly punched up, fists against each other, the driver shouted instantly, quickly withdrew his hand, his face was pale, and he wailed.

Yo he, I didn't expect Lao Tzu's fist to be so strong, it can be compared to Uncle Iron Fist, Zhen Can is overjoyed, it seems that the training of the space-time static ball is really not ordinary training, it really has a miraculous effect.

"You, what the hell are you coming about?!" The driver was shocked.

"It's said that it's the gods who descend to earth.,What's the beginning.,You haven't seen what the gods look like.,I've seen it today.,It's the same as ordinary people.,There's no three-legged bar?,Cut,Ordinary people.,Don't think that the gods are all three-eyed.,Three legs and tails.,It's actually very ordinary.,This god is in a good mood today, otherwise your kid would have become meat sauce long ago.,You know.,I used to stare at me and pierced his abdomen with a punch.,The bright red intestines flowed all over the ground.,But you can't waste it, I'm going to pick it up and eat it, I don't know if your intestines are fat or not, I like to eat the very fat one! ”

The driver's face was pale, and he hurriedly prepared to get in the car and leave, only to see Zhen Can stepping on the car cover with one foot.

"Dude, what else can I advise?" The driver said tremblingly.

"Come down, why the hell do you want me to talk to you like this, are you an uncle?" Zhen Can hooked his hand at the driver.

"Yes, yes, yes." The driver hurriedly got out of the car, shrunk his head and walked in front of Zhen Can very respectfully: "Uncle, what do you command?" ”

"Bah, I think there's another person in the car, who is it?"

"It's a woman, asleep."

"Let her come down and give me a massage."

"This ...... It's true that she's asleep, it's my wife, so don't bother her. ”

"What nonsense, hurry up and call her over to kneel and lick, Lao Tzu is very unhappy today!"

"Kneel, kneel and lick? Over here? ”

"What's the matter, what's wrong on the street, I think yesterday Lao Tzu was still in the fairy world People's Square to let the three beauties kneel and lick! A group of immortals watched to cheer Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu was excited! ”

Crazy crazy, the driver felt like he had met a madman.

"The gods are really strong, but this is the mortal world, not more open than the heavenly realm, can the great immortals bear it?"

"you, I'll bear your numbness!" After Zhen Can finished scolding, he went directly to open the car door, but found that the beautiful woman with a beautiful face was flushed, staring in confusion, and there was a smell of wine, and the white flesh on her chest was exposed, tender and white.

"Is this your wife?" Zhen Can looked skeptical.

"yes!" The driver plucked up courage.

"Hmph, how can you have such a beautiful wife if you are so ugly, there are only two possibilities for a beautiful wife, first, you are good-looking, and second, you have money, you don't have either, why do you say you?"

"Uncle, you don't know, she is mentally retarded, I am a normal person, this is why I will marry her, uncle, you know."

"I don't look like a retard, how can a retarded drink alcohol, drinking urine is almost the same!"

"Uncle, you are embarrassed, who said that the mentally retarded will not drink, the mentally retarded I met likes to drink, and likes to drink everything."

"Yes, then let her wake up and kneel and lick Lao Tzu, I guess she will be happy to drink it!"

"Don't, uncle, she's my wife!"

"What's wrong with your wife, your wife should take it out and dedicate it, let the brothers enjoy it, otherwise what's the use of having a wife, you are so ugly and have a wife, Lao Tzu is so handsome, where is the reason, where is the justice, let's be reasonable!"

"This ......" The driver has completely nothing to say, anyway, everything is wrong, obviously, power is the truth at the moment, what morality, what logic, here is all bullshit.

Zhen Can found a bottle of mineral water from the car, opened it and poured it directly on the woman's face until the woman woke up.

The woman woke up slowly, but the driver ran away, and Zhen Can grabbed her in three steps and two steps: "Boy, I know that your kid is not a good thing, tell me quickly, what did you do to see people?" ”

"Daxian spares my life, I just see that other women's women are beautiful, so I have a plan......"

"Oh, you're ill-intentioned! Benima's narcissism is okay! ”

"Yes, yes, what Daxian said is, this woman was drunk at the door of the bar, I was going to pull it home or something, since Daxian likes it, leave it to Daxian, I'll flash people first, okay?"

"The car is also left!"

"Okay, good, Daxian, please feel free to shake."

"Wait, people stay!"

"Huh?"

"Uh-huh, hey, that patrolling guy over there, eon!" Zhen Can shouted to a patrolling policeman next to him.

The heroic policewoman came over and said, "Is there something wrong?" ”

"Tell the police sister." Zhen Can said to the driver.

The driver couldn't, so he had to tell everything in one hundred and fifty-ten.

After listening to this, the policeman's sister looked at Zhen Can with great appreciation: "This citizen is very witty and brave, I salute you on behalf of the police officer!" ”

After speaking, he gave Zhen Can a very standard military salute!

"Don't talk about those useless ones, give them something practical!" Zhen Can raised his eyebrows.

"What do you mean?" The policeman's sister looked strange.

"Don't pretend, isn't there any material reward for fighting gangsters?"

"Not really." The police sister pursed her sexy lips regretfully, and those lips were large and plump.

"No, who will insist on fighting bravely in the future?" Zhen Can said very regretfully.

"Are you fighting for that meager material reward?" The policeman's sister was surprised.

"So you think I'm here to settle the country? Kuang Fu Sheji? Isn't that your job? Paid you, right? But now that the work is done by us, and you are equivalent to not doing the work but getting paid, shouldn't you give us a little of that salary? Are you reasonable, aren't you? ”

The driver was stunned on the side, this guy actually asked the police for money, it's a wonder!

The policeman's sister was speechless: "This gentleman, if you need a reward, you can go back to the police station with me and apply to the chief, I don't have the authority to give you a reward, okay?" ”

Zhen Can breathed a long sigh of relief: "Forget it, I still have something, as a selfless and outstanding young man, as a patriotic soldier who pays without asking for anything in return, as a man who wants to say a few more words to you, I don't really want to get anything, thank you, you are really beautiful, it is my honor to chat with you, bye, there will be a date later, goodbye, there is a sa na." ”

Zhen Can smiled and waved his hand and left.

It turned out that it was to talk to me a few more words, and they blamed me for being too beautiful!

The policeman's sister left with the driver and the woman a little arrogantly.

Then Zhen Can went back to the villa, and when he returned to the villa, there was basically nothing to do, he had lunch with everyone, and then smoked on the recliner with Xiaolong, but his mother saw it, and then the cigarette was taken away!

Then he took a walk in the yard with Rushuang.

"Rushuang, are you still used to the life of the villa?"

Liu Rushuang still had an innocent and bright smile: "I will get used to the place where there is a young master." ”

Zhen Can was very pleased: "Rushuang, isn't there anything you are not used to in your life?" ”

"Actually, there are." Rushuang said shyly, her face was red like an apple.

"Listen, I'm a friend of the girl! Can help you solve any problem! ”

"Young master, I'm embarrassed to say to others, even Xiaolong's mother is embarrassed to say it, I just want to tell you, the ones I wear inside are so special, I'm really not used to it for a while......"

"This, it's normal, the average person will not get used to it when they wear it for the first time, the reason is that they didn't let other people do it for you, if someone else helps you put it on, you will definitely feel used to it."

"yes, can you put it on for me?"

"This ...... It's better to let Xiaolong's mother dress you. ”

"I'm embarrassed."

"Okay, then I'll put it on for you, are you wearing it now?" Zhen Can looked at Rushuang, she had already changed into the short shirt and long pants worn by city women, revealing her long white arms and a little shy.

"No......"

"Oops, you're in the golden age of development, how can you not wear it, it's going to sag, it's so careless, quick, go, get to your house, I'll help you, you're really, oops, say it......"

……

That night, in the middle of the night, the sirens sounded incessantly, and the whole city spent a painful night in torment.

The next day, Zhen Can came to the hall in good spirits, and the rest of the people were yawning and looking at Zhen Can with clear eyebrows and round eyes.

"Young Master, did you sleep well last night?"

Zhen Can nodded: "Wake up naturally!" ”

"Oh my God! Big brother, last night's alarm sounded like the end of the world, and you can still wake up naturally, it's really amazing! Liu Ligang was surprised to pull out the feces in his eyes, and the dark circles under his eyes were basically the same as those of a panda.

Zhen Can smiled: "I stuffed cotton in my ears last night." ”

"So you already knew there was noise last night?" Chen Honglian said strangely.

Zhen Can smiled: "No, in fact, I stuff it every day, in order to prevent last night's incident from happening, you see, finally, the hard work pays off, and it has an effect!" ”

“……”

At this time, Long Xiaoxi walked in, and she, like Zhen Can, was in good spirits.

Chen Honglian said strangely: "Xiaoxi, did you sleep well last night?" ”

"That's good!" Long Xiaoxi wondered: "What's wrong?" ”

"The siren last night, even Long Long didn't sleep well, he scolded the police all night, why did you sleep so well?"

"Uh...... I've got cotton in my ears! Long Xiaoxi hesitated for a moment and said with a smile.

Everyone looked at Zhen Can and then at Long Xiaoxi, with a strange expression, Long Xiaoxi was at a loss, but Zhen Can couldn't help laughing.

Seeing such a scene, Long Xiaoxi, who has a high IQ, seems to have guessed something, could it be that Zhen Can's reason is also this?

Just look at that guy's cheap appearance and you'll know that's right!

"Uh...... Wu Niang, let's go to school first, Zhen Can, let's go! Long Xiaoxi said to Zhen Can with a smile on his face.

"But I haven't eaten yet!" Zhen Can said indifferently: "You can't skip breakfast, you will get stones after a long time, and you have to jump blindly to get stones, and then I will become a zombie!" ”

"There's so much nonsense, can I still eat it for you when I get to school?" Long Xiaoxi said speechlessly.

"I knew that Xiaoxi wouldn't bear to let me go to school hungry." Zhen Can smiled and said hello to a group of ignorant people, and then followed Xiaoxi to school.

The two came to a snack bar outside the school to buy some food, and after eating, they entered the school, and as soon as they entered the school, they were targeted by all the teachers and students of the school, and when their car stopped, there were already many people around.

As soon as Zhen Can and the two got out of the car, a girl suddenly offered flowers, she blinked her youthful eyes and smiled: "Ah Can, are you willing to be my boyfriend?" ”

"No sincerity!" A girl knelt down on one knee and offered flowers: "Chan, would you like to be my first boyfriend?" ”

The first one? This is ruthless! For a man with a bit of that plot, the first one is definitely more competitive than the seventh or eighth!