Suddenly, a sound similar to an explosion was heard, and the iron door exploded. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zhen Can was in a groove at that time, did he bring any heavy weapons?

Then I saw three people walking on the rooftop together, one of them held a bazooka and aimed it at Zhen Can, and the other two directly threw the guns in their hands to the ground.

Zhen Can originally wanted to fight, but now I'm afraid it won't work, and it will become meat sauce before he reaches others.

"Wait, three, how much does your master give you? I'm out twice as much as oh no, three times! "Zhen Can decided to attack them with sugar-coated cannonballs, and at this time, only sugar-coated cannonballs can withstand their powerful firepower.

The corner of the guy holding the bazooka slanted, his index finger moved, Zhen Can's eyes widened, and he flashed to the right at the fastest speed in his life.

The cannonball shot out, and when it hit Zhen Can with its tail, he heard a loud noise, and the wall made of reinforced concrete was directly blown down, and even Zhen Can's side collapsed, and Zhen Can fell off the tall building without standing firmly.

"Ahh Zhen Can shouted weakly, his body doing a free fall movement.

The three men looked at each other and smiled, put away their weapons, and went downstairs.

said that Zhen Can was falling in despair when he suddenly fell into a space and landed firmly on the ground, which was quite soft.

"How can it be so coincidental?" Standing in front of her was Xiaomei, who was drinking papaya milk.

Zhen Can hugged it and burst into tears with excitement: "Xiaomei, my Xiaomei, my goddess, my savior, I thought I would die, but I didn't expect you to suddenly appear, you are really my patron saint, hurry, kiss one." ”

Xiaomei pushed Zhen Can away and said shyly: "You're talking nonsense again, you must be making excuses to kiss me, don't think about good things, I'm not a sixteen-year-old girl, think I'm so easy to deceive, cut." ”

"Really, forget it if you don't believe it, bless, I haven't seen you for a few days, your breasts seem to have gotten bigger, it's really fierce."

Xiaomei Yixi: "Really, it looks like I'm going to continue drinking this papaya milk, it's really good, you didn't lie to me, right?" ”

"Uh...... This seems to be big visually, but you know, people's vision sometimes deviates, it is best to use the sense of touch to feel it, measure it, so that it is more accurate. ”

"Fuck off, you want to take advantage of me, don't you?"

"Look at it, I'm helping you, don't you want to see the effect?"

"Don't look at it, since you're here, let's continue training!"

"Okay, I don't know if there are any new training items this time, in fact, I think it's actually very brain-training to count the roots of your hair."

"Then no, let's play mahjong this time." Xiaomei smiled.

"Looks like there's not enough manpower, right?"

"Do you think it's an ordinary mahjong game?"

"Or else, whipped with a stick?"

"Wrong! However, it's similar to what you just said. ”

After Xiaomei finished speaking, she saw a big box suddenly appear, and then there was a big box, and then another big box.

"These boxes are filled with mahjong, but the number of mahjong in each box is different, what you need to do is to count out the number of various mahjong tiles, and then write it down, and then continue to count, and then write it down, and then I will shuffle up the number of mahjong in several boxes, and then you repeat the above thing."

"I'm ****, is this your sister called playing mahjong, this is called counting mahjong, and, are you training elementary school students, I've graduated from college, okay, how embarrassing it is to pass it out, can you get something difficult?"

"No, immediately, hurry up or I'll go!"

"Okay, I'm afraid of you!"

In the next hour, Zhen Can spent the last hour in painful counting, feeling that his brain was confused, his hands were numb, and there was a smell of mahjong.

After half an hour of rest.

“ok！” Xiaomei said: "Next, please follow the people in the video to do the action." ”

Then I saw a TV set appear, and there was a man in it who was doing sideways movements, as if it was sanda, but the speed was staggering, as if it had been slowed down a lot to achieve the effect.

Zhen Can didn't bother to ask why, because if he asked, it would be in vain, and he would be asked rhetorically, it was better not to ask than to be asked by others, it was a very annoying thing to be asked rhetorically.

The people who ask you rhetorically are teachers except for their superiors, and those people are very annoying, and they look like they are condescending all day long, and they hate it when they think about it.

After an hour of sanda training with the guy on TV, Zhen Can felt like a ****!

To beat people at this speed doesn't make people laugh to death and then be killed? Is this the rhythm that wants Lao Tzu to be embarrassed?

However, it seems that this space-time stationary ball is not an ordinary existence, so maybe you will find something surprising when you go out.

However, I was really tired after training for half a day!

"Mom, I'm tired, are there any comfort women!" Zhen Can squatted on the ground panting, and said weakly.

"What is a comfort woman?" Xiaomei, who was snorting melon seeds on the side, said strangely.

"Uh...... It is...... Massage, massage can relax the muscles and activate the body, and eliminate fatigue. ”

"You're pretty good at it, no one has given me a massage yet......"

"I have a great idea." Zhen Can smiled.

"What's the idea?"

"We press each other, I'll press it for you, and then you press it for me."

"This ...... It's not good......" Xiaomei smiled shyly.

"We're just in a pure massage relationship, I'm a person of integrity, you can trust me." Zhen Can is colorful.

"Okay, then you come first."

"Okay, lie down, huh, why are you lying on your stomach? Oh, press the back first? Good. ”

"You're touching!"

"I'm sorry, it's a little light."

"Lighten up, you're a noodle......

"I'm sorry, but is that okay?"

"Slow down, are you in a hurry to go to the bathroom?"

"I'm sorry, are you still satisfied with this frequency?"

"Okay, hold it, that's all, not fast, not slow, not light, not heavy, just right, oh, so comfortable......"

"Your satisfaction is my biggest motivation."

"Hey, there's the ass."

"Don't you press your ass? Earlier, I usually give people a full range of massages, 360 degrees, which definitely makes customers happy and satisfied. ”

"You used to do a dry massage?"

"I can say that, but my customers are only my family."

"Wow, you're so filial, there are really not many people like you who can massage your family."

"Where, where, come, turn over."

"Uh...... The reverse side is not needed. ”

"Is there any other place where you need a massage?"

"It's gone."

"Then you're here, I'll need both heads and tails."

"Uh...... I suddenly remembered that there was something else, I went first, let's have a massage next time, there is a chance, bye-bye......"

"Hey, it's so unethical!"

After a little beautiful words, Zhen Can found himself standing on the street, and a car next to him braked sharply and stopped behind Zhen Can's ass with a click.

", look for death!" The driver stuck out his head and scolded, the teeth seemed to be smeared with yellow dye, too yellow!

"you, you can't drive, you can't drive to die!" Zhen Can scolded back.