I almost jumped up and punched over, auntie, open your dog's eyes wide, the young master is still young and has never been married, how can you say that you have sex? Buying spring? More unlikely! I didn't see that the young master was full of righteousness - uh, now there is more medicine, but the flaws are not concealed, the medicine is not concealed, do you have no eyesight? As for dating five girls, even if I have the heart, I can't do it, don't you see your hands folded?

Aunt menopause, you are more considerate.

I endure!

After my aunt left, my father saw that my eyes were fine, and he was relieved, and thought about it: "Paparazzi! You don't know where your glasses have fallen, you can't find them no matter how you look for them, let's go back and match them! ”

Where to drop? Fall out of that hellish place! It's weird to find it!

"Huh!? What's going on with my eyes? I exclaimed in amazement.

When my father heard this, he was in a hurry, and his eyes widened as if they were bull's-eyed, "What's wrong?" It's uncomfortable, didn't the doctor just say that it's okay? ”

Seeing that my dad was anxious, I shrunk my neck embarrassedly, "Dad! It's not a bad thing, it seems to be a good thing. Look at that corner, is that spider eating mosquitoes? ”

"Spiders? Eating mosquitoes? No matter how fast my father's mind reacts, he can't turn his eyes for a while What does it have to do with spiders eating mosquitoes, but the target is too small and a little far away, Dad still took a few steps forward and looked at it, "Hmm! Really! Can this spider be so small that it can eat such a large mosquito? ”

No matter how small a spider is, it is larger than a mosquito; No matter how big a mosquito is, it is smaller than a spider.

At least that's what my dad and I saw.

But Dad, do you have the leisure to worry about whether the spider can eat the mosquito?

"Huh!? So far! So small! How can you see? Aren't you nearsighted? Dad reacted suddenly, and looked at me in surprise with a super fast turn, and he was not afraid to twist his neck.

My eyes are short-sighted, both left and right eyes are 450 degrees, and although I don't look blind if I don't wear glasses, I can't help but look at anything like the moon in the fog.

But now I can see more accurately and clearly than my father's 1.5 eyes, which is the rhythm of 2.0?

Where blessings and misfortunes lurk, and where misfortunes and blessings depend.

Originally, I was in a good state of life, but I was forced to peek out of the grave and enter the ghost place, which was really bad luck for eight lifetimes; However, not only did I not die afterwards, my eyes also made a big leap in vision, and the hearing of my ears seemed to be much more sensitive, even my body felt the strength surging, and I even had the pride of tearing the bear and tearing the tiger.

Is it just that "blessings and misfortunes lurk, and misfortunes and blessings rely on" will circulate? Is it coming down and coming down again? Don't, I just want to live peacefully and happily until I die, but I don't want any magnificent and turbulent wonderful twists and turns in life, can I?

In any case, my eyes are at least temporarily calculated, and the cost of 3500 yuan for a pair of glasses is avoided.

Prevent my father from going to the doctor to ask what happened, and ask him to go through the discharge procedures quickly, I don't want to stay in a place like the hospital for a moment. Especially in this town hospital, there are still scary, annoying ghost screams at night, and what is even more odious is that my mother was here twenty years ago, and she regretted saying goodbye to the world before she had time to take a look at her biological son.

I love Mom, I hate here!

Of course, I also understood that the changes in my eyes, ears, and body strength were definitely not caused by the drugs in the hospital, but by that strange ghost place, where the hell was there? I'm really curious, do you want to check it out? But if you fall into it again and there is no return, is it unfilial to leave my father to live alone?

There is danger in the ghost place, so be cautious when viewing!

In fact, it is a scientific world, and if I were brave enough to speak out about my physical changes, I would either be sent to a mental asylum as an idiot and a madman, or I would be captured by scientists of good deeds and dissected like guinea pigs, and the hellish place in the small barren mountain would be razed to the ground by an excavator without any doubt.

As for what demons and monsters and beautiful women may be released to bring disaster to the world, have you read too many online novels? Who believes in this world dominated by atheism? Former Prime Minister of Thailand - Thaksin? There are Tang bricks and Song Waming antiques, and it's almost the same!

Lei Feng is a good comrade, I like and I admire.

I will also lead the child to cross the road and help the old woman - uh, this pause, don't help first, the reason is clear to everyone, but I will let the old woman cross the road first, at least keep a safe distance of five meters before I cross, I am not in a hurry, I really don't rush! Saying so many good deeds means that I will also do good deeds, but I will not selflessly offer my 100 catties of meat to the great scientists, I still have to honor my father, miss my mother, marry a wife and have children, pass on the ancestry, and live vigorously, but I don't want to sacrifice my life heroically like a guinea pig.

Dedicated to science? Phew! I'm dead, even if it's a terrible flood.

I love science, but I love myself even more.

Here, I sincerely hope that science will not stop because I love myself more!

……

Blessings and misfortunes lurk.

And it came true, not me, but my neighbor, the best person in the village except my father.

Nothing to do with me? No! Believe it or not, I believe it anyway!

As soon as my father and I got home, we heard that the dog next door had been sent to the ancestral hall.

We have a strange custom here, that is, seeing that there is no possibility of survival or there is not much time, relatives will use the door panel (now it is much more casual, or even directly pull it with a car) to send him into the ancestral hall in advance, which means that the clan recognizes him, and he can enjoy the treatment of returning to his roots, and he does not have to worry about becoming a lonely ghost after death.

Sent to the ancestral hall, this is respect and glory.

Those who have not reached the age of 60 or who are about to die, as well as those who have committed the most heinous crimes, have a bad reputation, and are morally corrupt, are not allowed to enter the ancestral hall. The former is not qualified enough, and the latter is not qualified.

For example, if I take a video to prove that Wang Er Mazi and Chen San's widow are a female worker, then although they will not suffer from the feudal customs of the ancient pig cage Shenjiang during their lifetime, they are not qualified to enter the ancestral hall after their deaths, because their behavior is extremely serious moral turpitude.

Of course, there are exceptions to everything. For example, some people with high morality, great contributions, and wide influence can also be allowed to enter the ancestral hall, and for good people, good people, and capable people, clan relatives are not hesitant to reward a green card.

My father and I rushed to the ancestral hall non-stop......

It's a pity that the thief who didn't open his eyes still didn't show mercy to me this time to let me see the old man I liked the most, and we approached the ancestral hall, and we only heard the wailing of the heavens—the dog master had ascended to heaven.