Why do you want to be immortal next to me, and you want to be happy to die, and disturb my sleep, but you want me to be afraid?

Is there a first come and a last come?

It's a pity that my brain was in water at that time, how could I think of so much?

Wang Er Mazi and Chen San's widow's live reality show is far from those color images regardless of the appearance and figure of the male and female protagonists, observation angles, performance capabilities, etc., although it is better than the truth, but I have the courage to look at it a few more times and I am not interested, so I retract my gaze and sit aside.

To be honest, I'm very troubled at this time, why is it so unsafe for Lao Tzu to let a cow take a nap? Who have I offended? Did I steal your sister or did the cow eat your corn and rice? Want to trick me like this?

Zi said: "Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, don't say indecent things, don't move indecent things." "It's okay if I don't say anything, it's okay if I don't look at it, but how can I not listen? It's so close that it's so loud, do I have to grab the mud and plug my ears?

It's strange to think about it, this Wang Er Mazi is a bachelor in his thirties, thousands of tadpoles have become little frogs, how can his actual combat ability be so strong? I don't know how long they played when I slept, but when I woke up, they had been fighting for about twenty minutes, and I don't know when they would stop! Could it be that this Wang Er Mazi has the divine oil on the stove in the house of the three Indian brothers, or he beheaded the chicken and recognized the great brother of Uncle Sam in the United States? It's weird!

If Brother Guanxi and Sister Gillian Lingling waited for 500 rounds of battle, then I would sit on the bench unceremoniously and stare at melon seeds and watch carefully, but - these two goods - I'd better go!

Let's go!

I quietly half got up, crawling like a dog with a hole in the hole, ready to quickly move away from the two goods who forgot to die, but who knew that the trouser legs were so dead that they actually hooked the branches of a Minoru tree, I didn't pay attention to a pull leg, the branch dehooked away, and the whole Minoru tree bounced back violently -

"Whew-"

It's not loud, it's really not big!

But at this moment, this small sound is tantamount to thunder on the ground, and it suddenly exploded in the hearts of the three of us.

I didn't pay attention to whether Wang Er Mazi was angry and the dragon became a soft worm or whether Widow Chen San was fast dressing and pants, I just fled in a panic, as if I had done something unseemly.

The mountains are full of dense reeds and minoru trees, and I don't care about finding the original sheep intestine path, so I directly use the "light power grass to fly" and run wildly.

The rush is a messy process, and the consequences are even more serious.

I only ran a few dozen meters before I found a grave pit in front of me. While the surface of this pit is similar to other places, the slightly higher Luji indicates the identity of the pit. Usually the reeds in the pit will grow a little taller and more luxuriant than other places, because the villagers think that the reeds growing in this pit are somewhat unlucky, and no one will cut them for firewood.

A man stumbles, and a horse stumbles.

In addition, even if I found that the road ahead was not good, I couldn't stop at this time.

"Bang-"

As soon as he stepped into the air, the whole person fell violently into the grave pit, and the powerful potential energy directly pierced the thick layer of leaf litter on the basis of the reed - this is a long-aged grave pit, the leaf layer of the reed-based is very thick, and the wild pineapple covered with barbs has long been gone.

During the fall, I was able to identify the new and old levels of the grave at the speed of light, but I didn't have time to rejoice that there was no danger of being stabbed into a porcupine by a wild pineapple, it was a sudden change - I was still falling, Nima, what was going on?

I was terrified as I fell, and it was dark and uneventful, with occasional flashes of green light, and -- and my hand hit the ground first, and then -- and then I woke up and the hospital scene happened.

Dad! How do you ask me to answer? Did I tell you that I accidentally played a voyeur and then was discovered? Besides, when my loudspeaker comes out, can Wang Er Mazi and Chen San's widow still mix in the village?

Well! Mix! It's a good word, these two are really bastards-fools.

Hey? I suddenly remembered my father's question, and quickly asked, "Dad! How did you find me? ”

"How did you find out? I haven't seen you come back for dinner at two or three o'clock in the afternoon, and I called your mobile phone and prompted it to turn off. I drove out to look for you on a motorcycle, I saw our cow, naturally I knew that you were near there, went up the mountain to look for it, and saw someone turning the route for Luji, and I saw you fall into the grave pit! "Dad doesn't have a good air.

Belch! I thought it could be like this, but I still didn't understand, "Dad! Did I fall into that grave pit that is more than a meter long? ”

"Yes! If it's not more than one meter, can it be more than ten meters? This is a grave pit, not an abandoned well. I really don't understand how you could fall into such a place, where is there gold or treasure? Seeing that you are running so fast, are you being chased by a ghost? It's still hurt like this! "My father was just rough, not stupid, and he heard me emphasize height, so he replied, and complained.

Belch! Chased by a ghost? Not really, but there are associated single men and widows fooling around.

As for the hole in the grave - that terrible and gloomy place, is it an illusion? No! It was a place that was absolutely real, a mysterious place that had never been discovered, and I call it a ghost place. The darkness of this hellish place can make me feel suffocated, and the green light is still flashing in front of my eyes, and the most proof is that my master's hands are broken!

But I fell into this ghost place, and I actually floated up at the end, how to explain this? What's the mystery in that? Sake?

On the 14th day of the seventh lunar month in 2010, the supernatural incident of the Xiaohuangling grave in Qingshan Town?

I will be back!

I know that there are many things that I don't need to explain to my dad one by one, and I'm also an adult, right? Thinking of this, I could only express my embarrassment and say, "Dad, it was an accident!" ”

Accidents are a good thing, at least a good explanation for everything.

Because of an accident, a healthy young man fell and died when he walked on a flat road; Because of an accident, a child fell from the fifth floor, patted his buttocks and got up to leave, and was afraid that his mother would scold him if his clothes were dirty; Because of an accident, a plane in Africa crashed at a high altitude, almost all the people on board died, but a baby miraculously survived; Because of an accident......

What else could this be but an accident? Dad was speechless and recognized that it was an accident.

……

……

At noon, a doctor came to remove the bandages that were wrapped around my eyes, and I regained my light, and I was so excited that I cried.

Before the state of "flowing faces" was started, Dr. Aunt was like a leader of the army who read out the three disciplines and eight points of attention with a blank face: "Go back and eat and take medicine and sleep on time, no tears, no rubbing of eyes, no spicy food, no sexual intercourse, and no ...... within three days."

Having sex?