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"The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms for wine money. When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep with the flowers. Half-awake and half-drunk, day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year. I hope that the old and dead will spend the wine room, and I will not bow before the carriage and horse......"

Don't be stupid, I'm not drunk, it's Dan Fengzi who is chanting poetry......

Dan Fengzi and King Kong had drunk a lot before, and now the two of them, oh no, there is also a second meow......

The three of them sang and danced with their shoulders around their shoulders.

Well......

Yes, I'm not drunk, not just the three of them, I actually took the swallow, the big A, and Wei Jinbo one bite at a time...... Anyone who wants to pour me will be licked down......

It must be noted that the licking here is liquor......

Gu Wei was already confused, and she muttered, "Aren't you not good at drinking......

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"I just said I was disgusting with liquor......"

I smiled innocently, but I knew what the problem was.

Bloody clone!

Almost every sip I drank was drained by the unformed Bloody Clone......

As a result, although I was very nauseous and nauseous, there was no alcohol left in my stomach......

Jie Rou grabbed a braised elbow and gnawed on his face, and he said vaguely: "Brother Xiaoyou...... Congratulations on breaking Jiuchen's record......"

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Ermeow shook his head, and suddenly grabbed the woodcutter who was holding a chopstick and was blindly gesturing in the air: "You're the only one left, go, don't lose the face of our Jiuchen seniors!" ”

The chopping wood was stunned for a moment: "Kill who!?" ”

Ermeow smiled bitterly and pointed at me and said, "Drink!" Fill him! ”

Brother Chopping Wood took the wine poured by Ermeow, was pushed in front of me, and said ignorantly: "Drink? ”

I filled myself with a bowl: "Drink!" ”

"Gooo......oo

Looking at his expression, it seems that he has done a trivial thing.

I also dried it in small bites.

Ermeow was amused when he saw it, and asked King Kong to help us pour it......

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In this way, the two of us each went down for more than a pound of wine......

However......

He's okay, I'm okay......

Everyone in the audience looked at the two of us dumbfounded.

After the swallow vomited, seeing this scene, he sighed: "Since the head of the chopper is broken, the amount of alcohol has also improved." ”

"You're drinking water......

Big A also came back from the bathroom, he grabbed the wine bottle on the table and sniffed it, and the whole person followed closely with a stumbling: "Mom, it's really wine!" I'm sick to smell it. ”

I smiled and said, "Why don't we come here today, let's have something to eat, and a few of us will try my alcohol again another day, and we'll have a good drink......

"Phew!"

Ermeow slammed the wine bottle on the table: "Even if you pass the test!" In the future, let's fill new people together! ”

Big A muttered: "Who still drinks with you, it's a monster." ”

Yanzi sighed: "This is called pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, we all admit it this time, but it's okay, this brother will ...... in the future."

"Chen Xiaoyou," Ermeow reminded.

"Oh, Brother Chen Xiaoyou, if you need anything in the future, just ask, we are a family, and I will introduce you to a few other deacons when I go back."

I smiled and nodded.

When the wine was drunk to this point, everyone was very excited, and I took the time to ask everyone here about the purpose of cultivation.

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Ermeow said that he was originally a mechanical repairman, and later met my second uncle because of car repair, and was taken up to the mountain by his old man to practice (so my second uncle did not pay for car repair), and the reason why he wanted to practice was purely for fun.

Da A is said to be the young master of a big family, because he was favored by his second uncle, saying that he was extremely talented, and he paid a lot of money (I personally think this is the main reason for his outstanding talent), and was sent to the mountain by his family to practice.

And the purpose of his cultivation was just because his family was strictly controlled, and he wanted to take the opportunity to go out to spend flowers, but he was locked in the master's gate, and he was not allowed to go down the mountain without refining to build a foundation, and this time it was not long after he was released.

Swallow is because he stole his second uncle's wallet (he is still alive, I think it's really not easy)......

However, according to him, the purpose of cultivation is to become a hero who robs the rich and helps the poor, but I always feel that he is only interested in the word robbery......

Well, maybe he's only in the range of his poverty......

Everyone came around and said their opinions......

It can basically be summarized into three schools: life experience flow, dream flow, and unconscious flow.

's life experience is like Gu Wei's, because he was excluded by the world......

Dream Flow is similar to King Kong and Wei Jinbo, who want to become awesome martial artists and talisman masters......

The stream of consciousness is like Chen Nini, and she doesn't think about it so much......

By the way, there is another one that is the most direct, Danfengzi, just to live a few more years, very simple and practical......

So much so that I don't even know which genre to put him into.

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In short, after chatting for a while, there is still no great inspiration for the Dao heart issue.

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He didn't say a word when he chopped wood, he just held a chopstick and gestured back and forth, and kept whispering in his mouth: "Why do you keep chopping ......?"

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Seeing him drawing irregular straight lines back and forth in the air, I suddenly felt that this line was a little familiar, so I subconsciously grabbed his arm and took it: "Do you see if this will be better......

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The chopsticks streaked in an irregular straight line in the air, somewhat similar to my killing base......

At the end of the stroke, the chopping body trembled, and his hand froze in mid-air.

I noticed that his empty eyes were gradually sharpening, and a madness was brewing in his eyes......

Everyone noticed his anomaly and looked at it......

I saw Brother Chopping Wood suddenly pulling me excitedly and said, "One more time, one more time!" ”

So I pulled him and paddled again......

Chopper Brother Leng Ding jumped up excitedly!

"Hahahaha...... That's it! It's this feeling! ”

He flipped his hand and summoned a bright silver axe, which he held in his hand......

"Stop !!"

Ermeow shouted, Brother Chopping Wood slowed down, and Ermeow continued: "It's not okay here!" Let's change places! ”

"Oh!"

The woodcutter agreed.

"I'm going to drive!" Big A-way.

Ermeow beckoned the swallow to pick up the woodcutter and leave, and left a sentence before leaving: "Xiaoyou, you have helped a lot this time, let's get back and get back together!" ”

Yanzi also said: "Brother, get together another day, the brothers will withdraw first!" ”

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I watched a few of them rush out of the door in a daze, and subconsciously asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Except for Xu Bingbing, who was asleep, everyone looked at each other.

Gu Wei thought for a while and replied, "It is estimated that we Jiuchen will have one more inner disciple......

"Ah......h

Xu Bingbing raised his head in a daze: "Who called me?" …… Hey...... Why are there fewer people...... Is it the third time? ”

“……”

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This meal, everyone is full of wine and food.

By the way, the same goes for dogs, Xiaobai never stopped talking from beginning to end.

I originally wanted to send King Kong and them back, on the one hand, everyone drank too much except for quitting meat, and on the other hand, I was worried about what Ren Xuan'er said.

However, King Kong insisted on not letting us send it, because not only Xu Bingbing was too drunk to wake up, but the apartment could not accommodate so many people.

I thought of what Elder Liu said, so I didn't force it anymore, they called a substitute driver, and five people plus the driver and six people squeezed into the Wrangler together.

Four of us, two pets, flagged down a taxi and went back.

When I got home, I threw the drunk Xu Bingbing on the bed and called King Kong again to make sure they got home safely.

Ren Xuan'er and the others entered the house, and I didn't feel sleepy at all, so I just set up a horse in the living room again.

After a while, Chen Nini came out wiping her wet hair, and when she saw that I was still working hard, she said with satisfaction: "This is my good apprentice." ”

I sighed: "Good master, teach a little hard goods?" I'm going to race in six days. ”

Chen Nini hesitated for a moment, nodded and said, "With your current foundation, you can indeed start to learn to exert your strength." ”

As soon as I heard it, I became interested: "How!?" ”

Chen Nini took a bucket of water and brought it to me, and pulled another one out of the corner......

Sister's ......

Am I mistaken......

watched as the little loli skillfully tore open the square vacuum packaging and took out a circle of slippery latex products from it......

Learn to ......

Why use TT!!

Chen Nini blushed and handed the TT to me......

I took it tremblingly......

"Master, this is not good......"

"You blow it for me......"

"No......"

"If you blow it, you will blow it......"

"It's really not good...... I wasn't mentally prepared at all...... Did you drink too much......"

I looked at her little red face, and my heart was filled with strange feelings.

To say that my Xiaoyou brother is definitely not a person who pretends to be pure, but in this sudden situation, I feel that the moral bottom line I have to step through is really a little too much.

"If you don't blow it, do you want me to blow it!?" Chen Nini's face turned even redder after saying this......

"You blow the ......"

Belch......

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva......

"Squeak......

The door opened, and Ren Xuan'er also wiped her hair and walked out: "It's so late, what are you discussing......?" ”

I hurriedly hid the TT in my hand behind my back.

Chen Nini also hid the wrapping paper in her hand behind her back, and said in a panic: "Discuss blowing up balloons!" ”

Blow up the balloons!?

"Oh," Ren Xuan'er glanced at the two of us suspiciously, and turned to enter the house again.

Chen Nini breathed a sigh of relief and shoved the wrapping paper into my hand.

She glared at me fiercely and said in a low voice: "You remember to throw it away for a while, why are you still stunned, blow it quickly, you can't buy balloons nearby, so you can only use this instead!" ”

I lowered my eyes and raised my eyebrows: "You said that you should blow up the balloon, and what is the matter with your nervous mood......"

Seeing that this little Lori was going to be angry, I hurriedly took out the TT, endured the weird feeling, blew a balloon, and tied a knot.

Chen Nini asked me to put the "balloon" on the water: "Let's start." ”

"Start what?"

"Practice your strength!"

"How do you practice?"

"Shoot it!"

"Shoot!?"

I glanced at the balloon floating on the water: "This can't be done, right!?" ”

Chen Nini crossed her hands: "That's what you have to consider." ”

I tried it a few times......

Finish! Whole! No! Can! Yes!

This balloon is jumping around on the water, and it is powerless!

"There's always a secret, right?" I asked.

Chen Nini nodded: "Inch!" ”

"Speak human words!"

"Short distance...... Moment...... Explosive! ”

I rubbed my face: "Okay, I'll try ......"

"Smack!"

Splashed himself in the face......

Chen Nini said in disgust: "Why are you so stupid! ”

"You demonstrate one?"

"I learned Tai Chi, and Bajiquan needs to practice this...... You try slowly, if it is successful, it means that you have no problem with your strength. ”

Chen Nini only left a sentence and a back.

"Inch ......"

I glanced at my palm......

I seem to have grasped a little bit of meaning......

"I'll fight!"

"Smack!!

Splashed again......

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