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Late at night, in the apartment, the character who appeared on the stage, Chen Xiaoyou.

Main props: Bucket, an inflated naughty tt.

Field Note: The protagonist's clothes are soaked, with the front being unevenly soaked and the back being sweaty.

Cameraman: High speed, large light ratio, 64:1, portray the tough and resolute image of the character, close the aperture, and pay attention to noise.

On-site art director: The gaffer should focus on the reflection of the water surface of the bucket and the color difference of the warm light.

Director: Turn on!

Notes: Sixty-one scenes, 1 mirror 399.

(It's been a long time since I've written anything in this line, so I'll remember it for a while)

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"Smack!"

A slap on the balloon!

The balloon instantly deformed and was pressed under the water......

"Puff ......"

The balloon bounced again, illuminated by the golden light, and shook off the water droplets like a naughty child, rippling with the waves......

I sighed and looked at my palm.

It's been most of the night.

Although there is still no way to break the balloon, it can finally ensure that every palm can hit the balloon completely.

I've lost count of the number of times I've waved my hands, but when you're focused on something, the improvement is so fast that you know exactly what you're missing and where to look for problems.

For example, at first I couldn't even shoot a balloon under the water.

This seemingly simple thing is actually in terms of accumulation, force, speed, angle...... Even the eyesight requirements are very high.

But that's not enough, it's not enough......

Even though I groped for it, I could start the strength of each palm from the soles of my feet, accumulate layer by layer, accumulate to the palms, and accumulate until I attached it to the surface of the balloon and released it all at once......

Even so, it's not enough!

I could feel that I was still a long way from popping the balloon.

Moreover, a bottleneck has now been reached.

No matter how much I try to do it, the most I can do is shoot the balloon under the water.

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Actually, at first, I didn't think it was a possible thing to do.

However, after trying it countless times for myself, I was sure that this might exist.

For example, if a person jumps into the water from a height of one meter, it is absolutely nothing.

However, when a person jumps into the water from a height of forty meters.

Then at the moment of contact, the hardness of the water surface is equal to that of the reinforced concrete floor.

This is the principle of instantaneous impulse.

As long as a certain instantaneous impulse can be achieved, using the reaction force of the water surface, then it is possible to break the balloon.

I understand the truth, but I have to do it...... It's really hard.

I looked at my palms in a daze.

According to the current method, I should not have any results in the short term.

Why don't you find some inspiration from somewhere else, I don't know if there will be any records in the sect's app......

Thinking of this, I simply took out the Huawei mobile phone issued by the sect and plugged in the mobile phone card......

A brilliant boot screen......

I waited patiently for a while, entered the program of the first boot, filled in the information, and changed the settings......

Everything is OK, click on the Shenxiao app.

The usage agreement pops up.

Pull directly to the bottom point to agree.

I've always skipped over new version introductions or protocols or stuff like that, who has the time to look at these fake things.

Finished, the next step, enter the Shenxiao app......

"Jingle Bell Knock ......"

I'll go!

Nima also has an opening CG!!

A 3D opening animation, in which two costumed players, a man and a woman, step on auspicious clouds to visit a misty mountain range......

This is probably the mountain gate of the Shenxiao Sect, looking at the undulating mountains......

Anyway, I can't see where it is, anyway, the opening is forced, and then this man and woman have experienced apprenticeship, ghost hunting, refining, and demon fighting...... and a series of simple pictures......

The more Nima looks at it, the more it looks like a 3D game in China......

The last thing that appeared was the Shenxiao advertising slogan: "Daomen brand gathering, Shenxiao APP, be the cultivation steward in your palm." ”

Sister's!

Are Alibaba and Tencent Penguins combined?

Finally, the vulgar animation plot ended, and I patiently watched it and entered the login link.

Enter your mobile phone number and send a verification code......

(It really feels like going through a great shopping experience...... ）

"Ding!"

When the verification code is received, Nima will automatically intercept it!

Click to enter ......

"Hello, the system has detected that you are using Shenxiao APP for the first time, please enter your fingerprint for the first time, and your fingerprint will be checked every time you log in in the future!"

Well...... I pressed all ten fingers on it with all my knowledge!

"Dangdangdang......"

Sister,Finally in......

Fill in personal information, Chen You, male, age......

Finish!

Jumped out of a palace woman, this palace woman...... It's a little familiar......

"Hello, I'm Xiao Xiao, and I'll accompany you to double cultivate in the future...... Oh no...... Let's cultivate......"

I slapped my head......

I can't bear to look at ......

Acquaintances!

Why is the lascivious elder Xiao Wushuang, Sister Xiao personally endorses!

If I fill in the gender of the woman, is it the second uncle, and I have to hang a thick gold chain, and a cigar jumps out!

And what's going on with this line!

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It's full of heartbeat memories and other development game routines!!

I found a small "x" in the upper right corner, and I raised my finger and pressed it, intending to turn off the sect housekeeper's guidance.

"No, it's the first time for people to appear, don't worry, I'll teach you to become an old driver......"

Which development team did this Nima!

Can you have a little bit of the festival of the fairy family!

Looking at Elder Xiao's twisting and pinching appearance......

I'm not feeling well......

Well, according to the guidelines, the next step......

Elder Xiao pointed to the lower left corner of the page again: "This is the homepage, there are the latest news of the Daomen of the world, internal news of Shenxiao, announcements of the sect, notices of recent activities, etc., ......"

I saw the latest event announcement, and there was a big slogan of "Shenxiao Sect Internal Yellow Board Qualifiers".

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Elder Xiao continued to introduce the second icon to the right: "This is the Shenxiao Sect mission, you can get a lot of Huaxia points and RMB rewards after each task is completed, of course, you also need a deposit to receive the task, and the deposit will not be returned if the task fails!" ”

Belch......

What the hell, I noticed a mission with a red headline at the top: hunting a thousand faces.

Reward: 500 Huaxia Points, 500,000 RMB.

Mission Collateral: 100 Huaxia Points, 50,000 RMB.

Bang me!

The collateral is 50,000! And what the hell is Huaxia points!

“……”

Elder Xiao pointed to the next one: "This is the Shenxiao community, divided into ten sections, the first one is the public sector, and the other nine are the respective plates of the nine veins, I am the moderator of the Jiuchen plate, welcome everyone to come and play with me......"

I watched it once......

Public section: 39,271 posts;

crape myrtle plate: 862 posts;

Changsheng section: 8763 posts;

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Jiuchen Section: 32192873 posts......

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Sister's! Are our Jiuchen people not cultivating all day long in the water forum!!!

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Elder Xiao went on to explain: "This is Shenxiao Mall, where exercises, cheats, pills, weapons, and even all kinds of strange things are sold here, some of which can only be paid with Huaxia points, and some can be paid in RMB.

By the way, any form of private trading of ChinaAMC Points is officially prohibited, in order to ensure the security of your account, please exchange Huaxia Points and Renmei Coins directly on the personal page......"

I raised my eyebrows, under normal circumstances, the so-called official exchange points should be very dark, and there is definitely a lot of handling fee......

Elder Xiao continued to point to the next icon and said: "This is the Dao Gate of the World, which is mainly divided into the task section, the transaction section, and the exchange section, Xiao Xiao would like to remind you here that the disciples of this sect should try to take on the tasks of the sect, the task of the Dao Sect of the World is not only difficult, but also the relationship is more complicated, although the return is high, but there is no guarantee in safety." ”

I saw that there was a settled item in the task section, which was released by the special group, the Yin and Yang Channel suppression task, and there were Bi Yuan, Sun Jin, Wei Jinlan and others among the applicants.

But I didn't see the registration records of the eldest brother and the Seven Evil Ancestors, so I think these strong people should be led by the official direct invitation.

"The last one is the personal center, where you can view your purchase history, personal warehouse, personal account, etc., and finally remind you that Huaxia points and RMB can also be officially exchanged here!"

You're definitely going to hack the fee!

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