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Xia Yi and Xia Beifeng sat side by side on the bench at the door of the operating room, looking at the hanging red light in a daze.

"Two skeletal nurse sisters just walked by...... You said that it is good to have a chest ~ type; A fox, you say, is the one who throws a wink at you; a pangolin doctor with a handful of ants in his pocket; The sound of smoking at the door was a goat, and it was not a cigarette he smoked, but a handful of grass; The handsome patient's family member that Little Butterfly fell in love with was a horse...... Oh, don't be in a hurry to get angry, in all fairness, that guy can be considered handsome in the horse population. ”

"If you don't mind racial disparities, body disparities, ethnic and cultural disparities, and segregation of birth~colonies, you can give it a try!"

Xia Beifeng didn't know which nurse tricked an apple, and while nibbling on it, he smiled and joked to the butterfly that stopped on Xia Yi's shoulder: "Anyway, for humans, you all look weird." Everyone is a monster, and the lifespan is long enough, even if you fall in love and break up, it doesn't matter, a few hundred years of sleep will pass, and you will definitely forget about it. I support you in chasing that handsome guy, and it would be better if you could turn him back. ”

"I don't think the words of a man with the face to trick apples from a monkey can be trusted."

Lu Rao flapped her wings twice, as if she was angry: "I just said that little brother is good-looking, why can you two bastards think of so many things...... Alive~ Colonization isolation! I don't want to talk about you, have you counted how many females of other races you have seduced yourself? ”

"What do I count that, there's no need to recall the past. I really want to count, and I count how many I liked, but I didn't get it. With you who only dare to look at ......"

Xia Beifeng retorted confidently, and only halfway through his words, the hand holding the apple hurt for no reason.

He let go of his fingers, and the apple rolled down the placket of his coat, where it was caught firmly by his other hand.

"Eat your apples and say less."

Xia Yi put the apple back in Xia Beifeng's hand, turned his head and flicked it on the green butterfly wings: "You too, don't you reveal other people's scars, don't you know?" How cruel it is for you to ask him to count how many times he has been dumped! ”

The faint green powder floated down the butterfly's wings. Lu Rao trembled twice, but still obediently landed on the back of the bench and folded her wings.

"It hurts ......"

Xia Beifeng rubbed his cramping hands and inhaled lowly: "You are really ruthless." ”

There was no obvious trauma on his hand, only a bright red mark, but the palm of his hand hurt badly, as if a blade was spinning in the palm of his hand, which made his whole hand unable to exert his strength.

Lu Rao snorted triumphantly, seemingly satisfied with his complaints.

It took a long time for the painful hand to regain consciousness. During this time, he ate a whole apple, swallowed two bananas, and at the end came the sentence "I can only cushion my stomach".

Ten minutes ago, this man, who claimed to have driven a day's drive and still hadn't eaten, shamelessly tricked three bananas into the hands of a monkey who had turned into a young nurse.

The monkey girl didn't know what to think, and when she heard that he was hungry and had a stomachache, she served her own dinner very eagerly, and gave out the apples as a supper.

even specially brewed a glass of glucose water, telling him to drink water before eating, otherwise he would have a stomachache.

It is estimated that the monkey can be favored because it looks like a monkey.

This is the evaluation made by Heilong Feiyan, who "didn't feel envious at all".

"Oh, by the way, you just said that there is a pangolin and a bag of ants. Is it still here? ”

Xia Beifeng looked into the hospital lobby and only saw the back of three nurses chatting together and a doctor walking towards the bathroom.

He narrowed his eyes into a slit and observed for a long time. Until that sound came out of the bathroom, they still didn't see their prototype at once, like the skeleton that passed by the window when I was outside the hospital.

"An old man with a wrinkled face, who seems to be some kind of director, has already gone upstairs."

Xia Yi looked at him from beginning to end, and asked suspiciously, "Why are you suddenly interested in pangolins?" ”

"No, I just think about it."

Xia Beifeng ate the last banana in two bites, raised his hand and threw the banana peel into the trash can at the end of the corridor.

"What diseases do you think pangolins can cure when they come out as doctors? Could it be that he is in charge of andrology? ”

"Do you want to delete all the dirty stuff that works and doesn't work in your head? Is this the time for you to talk nonsense here? ”

Xia Yi sighed, and couldn't help but feel sad for his father.

His wife died early, and none of the two sons had peace of mind. They are all so old that they don't even have a serious job, and the other one doesn't even go out of the house.

"It's not easy for your dad to live this big!"

He patted Xia Beifeng on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Say hello to him on my behalf, and say that I want to express my highest respect to him." Just say thank you for not letting you out sooner to harm the world. ”

"Our old man won't be moved."

Xia Beifeng said nonchalantly: "He will only think that you are mentally ill." ”

"I'm pretty normal compared to you."

The red light in the operating room flashed, and Xia Beifeng suddenly stood up from the bench and stared nervously at the door of the operating room.

As a result, the light was probably just an unstable voltage, and after flashing, the light returned to its original red color. The door of the operating room was still closed, which made him happy in vain.

"Calm down."

Xia Yi pressed his shoulders and pressed him back onto the stool: "Don't be surprised. Isn't it just that the red light flashes twice? Are you so nervous? ”

"It's okay."

Xia Beifeng, who sat back in his chair, exhaled and leaned back on the cold metal seat back.

"I'm just a little worried about whether a prehistoric monster will come out of it or something."

"Well, I believe you, you don't have to explain."

Xia Yi nodded, and made a gesture to stop Xia Beifeng's next words: "But I want to remind you that such a thing as a prehistoric monster can only be a miscellaneous person here, and it is too ugly to even be worthy of pulling a car." ”

Xia Beifeng: "......"

Will this chat continue happily?

"I ...... too"

Fei Yan poked his head out to join in the fun: "Oh, I'm a prehistoric monster myself." If something really rushes out, I don't mind educating it about what it means to come first and come first, and respect the teacher. ”

"Shut up."

Xia Beifeng angrily stuffed the black dragon into his pocket, and turned his head to look at the closed door of the operating room again.

"What do you think is the thing that is giving birth to a baby inside?"

"Maybe it's a tigress or something. There are so many mobs arranged outside, and the inside of the delivery room should be a boss-level thing. ”

Xia Yi closed his eyes as he spoke, opened his mouth and yawned: "Anyway, it can't be you~ Mom, if you're particularly curious, I can go in and help you take a look." ”

"No thanks."

After Xia Beifeng politely rejected his kindness, as expected, he felt a light breeze clinging to his little ~ leg and slipped over.

The glass window faced a layer of snow, and the glass in the hospital was covered with droplets of steam, which fell on the windowsill and formed a white frost flower.

The blurred shadow of the woman was reflected in the window, and the long fluttering hair looked particularly terrifying in the light.

I know that these are monsters in the hospital, but it's scary for you to stand outside the window and look at me, my dear mother.

Xia Beifeng smiled stiffly at the figure outside the window, and waved his hand to show that he saw her.

A dot appears on the window, then it stretches into a curve, and finally it loops back into place, creating a heart shape.

"I love you too."

Xia Beifeng nodded out of the window: "But can you stop doing this kind of thing, it's really scary!" ”

In the middle of the heart shape on the window, there is a line of twists and turns that is indescribable.

"How can you say that about me, my mother's heart is going to break."

Xia Yi covered his chest, pinched his throat and imitated a woman's voice and said such a sentence, and at the end of the day, he hummed and chirped a few times.

"Why don't you go and apologize to your ~ mother."

Xia Beifeng: "......"

He reached out and fished out the black dragon coiled in his pocket, and threw it on Xia Yi's face with a "click".

"I allow you to bite him to death."

He nodded at Fei Yan, who was confused: "If you don't bite to death, you can disfigure him first." ”

"There's a snake inside."

Xia Yi expressionlessly dragged Fei Yan, who was opening his mouth wide at him, from his body and threw it to the ground.

"It's still a male snake, and it's turned into a pregnant woman who pretends to give birth there, and it's quite like a call."

"Snake, ......"

Xia Beifeng smiled mysteriously: "Could it be that there is my mother's face on top and ...... below?"

"You'd better shut up."

Xia Yi sighed and held his forehead helplessly: "Why doesn't it matter how serious the topic is, it will change its flavor when it reaches your mouth." ”

"So it's real."

Xia Beifeng nodded suddenly, patted him on the shoulder and comforted, "Thank you for your hard work." ”

"You'd better shut up......"

"Excuse me......"

An unfamiliar voice sounded from the side.

Xia Beifeng was suddenly shocked in his heart—he didn't even notice that someone was coming.

"What's the matter?"

He looked up and looked in the direction the voice had come from.

A middle-aged man in a white robe was standing beside him, cautiously looking at the two people sitting at the door of the operating room. After seeing that someone was paying attention to him, he immediately glanced down at the notebook in his hand.

"The two of you are the family members of Ms. Charberu, right?"

The doctor-like man lifted the frame of his glasses on the bridge of his nose and handed over a piece of paper.

"Please sign here."

What the hell?

Xia Beifeng took the piece of paper in confusion and glanced down.

Critical illness notice.

You guys are still addicted to playing doctor-patient games, aren't they, and they're not three-year-olds anymore, what's the use of pretending to be so like?

When he saw the words "Xia Bailu" on the paper, he was angry in his heart.

Turning his head to look at the window again, the graffiti that a ghost had scribbled on the window had been wiped away, leaving only a piece of clean glass, reflecting the snow outside the window.

"What's the use of signing this?"

Xia Beifeng raised his eyes and asked the doctor: "Did I sign this, and your hospital will not be responsible if someone dies!" \'

"Huh?"

The pretending fake doctor obviously didn't expect to encounter this kind of battle, and was stunned by his question, and then hurriedly explained: "This gentleman, it's not what you think......

"I'm not going to sign it!"

Xia Beifeng tore his hand to pieces, raised his hand and threw it at the doctor in front of him: "I already knew that a small hospital like yours is full of a group of quacks!" Actually, you don't know how to cure diseases at all, and now you have cured people to death, and you come out and pretend to ask us to sign and think it's all right, right? I tell you, I'm ......."

He pulled the knife out of his body and stabbed it forward.

"You, you...... What are you doing! ”

The "doctor" turned pale, retreated in fright, and kept bumping his upper and lower teeth as he spoke: "How can you pull out a knife in the hospital, this gentleman...... This is...... It's against the law...... Did you know that it is against the law? ”

"Isn't it illegal for you to kill people in hospitals?"

Xia Beifeng roared angrily, stepped in front of the "doctor", and reached out to grab his collar.

"I'll tell you, if my sister has something to do today, I'll make a few holes in you first!"

The "doctor" was not tall and thin, a head shorter than Xia Beifeng.

Xia Beifeng stretched out his hand, easily grabbed him by the collar and picked him up, and the knife in his hand was hovering malicefully near the man's protruding Adam's apple.

The cold blade touched the skin from time to time. I don't know if I was scared or cold, but patches of goosebumps appeared on the "doctor's" neck.

"Forget it, calm down."

Xia Yi stood aside and pretended to persuade very perfunctorily: "Don't be so impulsive, the person who has a critical illness notice will not necessarily die, just inform you, don't be so excited." ”

He slowly held Xia Beifeng's hand holding the knife, trying to snatch the knife down.

"Let go of your hands, what do you think of using a knife in the hospital, don't you see the two red letters over there? Look at how scared the doctors of the people, and you didn't put them down to apologize to them. ”

Xia Beifeng naturally refused to let go, but nervously held the knife in his hand, and yelled at Xia Yi angrily: "Get out of the way, don't get in the way here!" ”

Under the scramble between the two, the blade always stayed near the neck of the "doctor" and slid back and forth, and finally lived up to expectations and made a hole in his neck.

"Ahh

The "doctor" suddenly let out a scream like killing a pig, covering his neck with both hands, and his feet hanging in the air were indiscriminately ~ kicking, leaving footprints one after another on Xia Beifeng's pants.

"You~~ still dare to fight back!"

Xia Beifeng let out another roar, and with a wave of his arm, he pushed Xia Yi, who was in charge of the shelf scene, to the side, and roared at the trembling "doctor"; "You kid don't want to die, do you?"

"I, I, I, I ......"

The "doctor" had a shallow cut in his neck, and although it was not fatal, it was bleeding very quickly.

The beads of blood that fell between his fingers soon stained the white running on his chest red.

"You put the person down first."

Xia Yi stood behind, frowning at the butterfly in his hand, but when he spoke, he said in an anxious tone: "This matter is not the doctor's reason, he just wants to come over and ask you to sign, what kind of fire do you have at him." Even if Bai Lu really had an accident, you can't find anyone to take revenge, and those in the operating room are the real murderers. ”

When the "doctor" heard this, he turned his head as if he had seen a savior, and nodded frantically at Xia Yi, with a pleading meaning in his eyes.

"Besides, Bai Lu hasn't had an accident yet, has he."

Xia Yi pointed to the closed door of the operating room behind him: "People are still being rescued, I guess I can't die, and if I don't sign the critical illness notice, I won't sign it." It's true that you hurry up and put it down. ”

"Not signed?"

Xia Beifeng glared at the chicken-like doctor in his hand, and repeated: "You really don't need to sign it?" ”

The doctor injured his neck and couldn't speak for a while, so he had to nod his head frantically to show his attitude.

"It's good if you don't sign it."

Xia Beifeng let go of his hand, pushed the "doctor" back, and spat on the ground fiercely.

"Accomplices of quacks!"

He looked at the figure of the nurse passing behind the doctor's figure, and made up for the "doctor" again.

"You get out of here."

He put away his knife and said indignantly, "Don't let me see you again." Otherwise, you won't even recognize your own mother! Got it? ”

The "doctor" nodded in horror, turned and ran.

(To be continued.) )