"You know what? I really wanted to try this one when I saw that perverted ~ murderer tonight......"

Xia Beifeng pointed to the back of the "doctor" who fled in the wilderness, and smiled evilly: "No wonder he wants to come out and cut people, it's really cool to be a doctor!" ”

The thin "doctor" grabbed his collar, stumbled up the stairs, slipped and almost slipped around the corner, and Xia Beifeng, who was watching, couldn't help laughing. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Damn, I've been holding it for so long, and I'm finally out of breath."

He put away the knife and kicked on the metal bench beside him: "Lao Tzu just stays and can't leave, see what tricks they can play!" ”

"People just want to politely ask you to leave, you are so rude, be careful and beat you out directly."

Xia Yi glanced at the deformed metal stool that was kicked in distress, squatted on the ground and picked up the scattered "critical illness notices" piece by piece.

"Do you think there's anything wrong with this thing?"

He spread a handful of debris on the windowsill and squinted at it, "It does seem like a problem that looks like this." Good thing you didn't put your name on it. ”

"What's the problem?"

Xia Beifeng also came over and observed the pile of shredded paper through the dim light of the corridor.

They had turned into a pile of white shredded paper, and the black handwriting that had been printed on them had disappeared at some point, leaving only the three handwritten words "Xia Bailu".

"We ordinary humans generally call this kind of fraudulent contract fraud, and even if the name is written, it will not take effect."

Xia Beifeng picked up a piece of shredded paper and pasted it on the water-stained window.

The thin shredded paper was immediately soaked in water~ and turned into a translucent appearance with a blue color, and you could vaguely see snowflakes fluttering in the paper.

"What strange things have you been looking at lately, will the things that youkai give you take on their original form because they are stained with water?"

Xia Yi picked up Feiyan on the side and pointed its head at the shredded paper on the window: "Even if there is a problem, it should be burned with fire." ”

"I think you two might as well jump into the Stygian Sea hand in hand, and don't continue or lower our average IQ."

Fei Yan spewed a breath of flame at the window weakly, twisting his body to break free from Xia Yi's hands: "And don't always pick me up like a hemp rope, this will damage my image of wisdom and martial arts." ”

"And yet you don't have it."

The water droplets on the window were evaporated by the flames, but the shredded paper attached to it was not damaged in the slightest, and not even the color changed.

I don't know how such a sturdy thing was torn apart by Xia Beifeng's casual words just now.

"What do you think would have happened if I had signed it and my soul would have been sold into slavery to demons?"

He touched his chin and thoughtfully pasted a few pieces of shredded paper on the window: "Is there such a setting in our worldview?" ”

"Don't try to complain~ the worldview you are in, this is a very dangerous thing."

Xia Yi stretched out his hand to put together a few pieces of shredded paper, but he couldn't put them together, so he could only sigh helplessly: "You just tore it a little too broken, otherwise you can at least put it together now to see what it is." ”

"It's all broken like this, is it still useful to put it together?"

Xia Beifeng said suspiciously, and simply pasted all the shredded papers on the window and lined them up, playing with them as puzzles.

"I don't know."

Xia Yi spread his hands and said with a smile: "Anyway, you are not ready to stay here now, just find something to pass the time." ”

"And you're just sitting and watching?"

Xia Beifeng carefully moved the shredded paper on the window, and suddenly regretted the stupid act of pasting them all on the window just now.

The shredded pieces of paper were originally small, but when they were soaked in water, they became so soft that they were almost impossible to move by hand.

I just thought that the edge of the window sill was too narrow, and it was not convenient to play with the puzzle, but the glass window looked just right.

Now it's like shooting yourself in the foot.

He had no choice but to pull out the knife, pick up the pieces of paper with the tip of the knife, and carefully peel them off piece by piece.

I don't know if it's the years of Tetris that have played a role. Xia Beifeng is quite comfortable playing puzzles.

A piece of torn shredded paper, it only took him ten minutes to piece them back together.

"Alright,"

Xia Beifeng clapped his hands, took two steps back, and admired his "masterpiece": "A blank piece of paper, nothing." ”

The magical sight of the cracks on the paper disappearing automatically after the imaginary restoration did not appear, and even the three words "Xia Bailu" were soaked in the surrounding water vapor and blurred into a cloud of black ink.

"That's a shame."

Xia Yi raised his eyes and applauded casually: "Awesome." ”

"Look what's wrong with you."

"Nope."

"That's pretty good."

Xia Beifeng threw the knife over without looking back: "Please apologize for your guilt as soon as possible." ”

"This kind of mortal iron can't hurt me, you should know about it."

Xia Yi caught the flying knife and pressed the blade with his fingers: "If you really want me to cut myself, you should give me something convenient, such as your gun or something." ”

He squinted his eyes as he spoke, and looked up and down Xia Beifeng's body: "Where the hell did you hide that thing?" ”

"Don't you know where the gun is on the man?"

Xia Beifeng Monster laughed twice, squinted his eyes and looked out the window. Through the patchwork of white paper on the window, he saw the headlights at the entrance of the hospital: "It looks like someone is coming." ”

"Oh? Who can come to this hellish place......"

Xia Yi raised his head in surprise, glanced at the colored light that came through the gap in the white paper, and suddenly smiled again.

"Interesting."

He whispered to himself, and his eyes were full of sympathy when he looked at Xia Beifeng.

Short sirens sounded from the window, and the blinding red and blue lights illuminated the snowy night.

The white police car stopped in the courtyard of the hospital, and a figure in a dark green police uniform opened the door and walked down in a square step.

"Do you know what I'm feeling right now?"

Xia Beifeng squinted his eyes and identified the figure walking down from the car through the window: "I really hope that everything that happened tonight is a dream, and in the next second, Xiaotian will kick open my door and call me to get up and make breakfast for him." ”

He couldn't think of a single explanation for the situation other than dreams. Against the backdrop of these fucking and bloody ghost stories, the boring life of being caught from the bed ~ by the otaku brother every day to make breakfast seems to be even better than heaven at this time.

He turned his head, pointed to the window covered in shredded paper, and asked in disbelief, "Do you see who that policeman is outside?" ”

"See."

Xia Yi raised his hand lazily: "By the way, let me remind you that the doctor who was just beaten by you is also in the police car." ”

"When did he get out?"

Xia Beifeng recalled the hospital gate on the other side of the corridor.

The layout of the first floor of the hospital is very simple, with a staircase facing the main door, and a corridor on each side, so if you want to go out through the gate, it is impossible for people in the corridor to not see it.

If memory serves, there's no back door or anything like that, could it be that thing was dug out of a hole?

"Maybe I jumped off."

Xia Yi stretched out his hand and gestured to jump down from a height: "After all, people are rabbits, and jumping down from the second floor is not a big deal." ”

"Sounds pretty good."

Xia Beifeng sneered: "Pangolin doctor, rabbit doctor, poisonous snake pregnant woman, now there is another ......"

When the door of the hospital was slammed open, a cold wind blew to the end of the corridor. Crashing into the metal door of the operating room, he swirled and flew back the same way, taking away the heat in the room and leaving a chill in vain.

A man in a dark green police uniform strode through the doorway, shaking off the snowflakes on his body as he went. There is a golden police badge hanging on the big cap that matches the old-fashioned police uniform, which reflects ~ a dazzling halo under the light, and just looking at it makes people feel a certain sense of gratuitous oppression.

The policeman pressed the brim of his hat so low that only half of his unshaven face was exposed. Although his eyes could not be seen from the front, it was not difficult to perceive his inquiring gaze wandering around.

The "doctor" who had just been beaten shrunk his neck and followed behind the "police officer", hiding his thin body in the shadow of the tall policeman imprinted on the ground, revealing only a pair of thief eyes, looking at Xia Beifeng.

Xia Beifeng noticed his gaze and immediately glared back fiercely.

The "doctor" suddenly shrank back, bowing his head and not daring to look at him again.

The policeman walked up to Xia Beifeng and raised his hand to salute.

"Hello comrades, may I ask which one is Mr. Xia."

"There's another cop played by a murderer."

Xia Beifeng rolled his eyes and whispered to complete the unfinished words just now.

"We both have the surname Xia."

Xia Yi took a step forward with a smile and pushed Xia Beifeng behind him: "This police officer, do you have anything to do with us?" ”

"I just got a report that someone was attacking a doctor here."

The policeman lifted his hand to the brim of his hat, revealing a spirited face underneath.

"May I ask who it is, so that you can cooperate with my investigation?"

This man looked to be in his thirties, dressed in a neat police uniform, and could not find even a trace of wrinkles.

He is no longer young, and the unshaved stubble on his chin adds a bit of vicissitudes. In addition to the momentum of a police uniform, there is also a pair of extremely bright eyes, just a slight sweep, can make people feel a sense of oppression that has nowhere to escape.

If it was the first time they met, Xia Beifeng would definitely think that this person was probably a pretty good policeman.

It's a pity that he has a face exactly like a certain perverted ~ murderer.

"He's probably talking about me."

Xia Beifeng pushed Xia Yi away and stretched out a hand at the police: "Contemptible Xia Beifeng, I don't know the surname of this police officer." ”

"Don't be surnamed He, He Zhan."

He Zhan, who was wearing a police uniform, stretched out his hand, shook it lightly with Xia Beifeng~ and immediately let go.

"Mr. Xia, please show me your ID."

A few hours ago, he was still slashing people frantically~ The pervert suddenly spoke with such a serious smile on his face, and reached out to ask for his documents, all Xia Beifeng could feel was awkwardness.

So he replied firmly and decisively: "No." ”

The two of them were standing so close together that they could even feel the warm breath coming out of each other's words. After Xia Beifeng finished speaking, the two of them didn't move, and stood directly in the same place, glaring at each other.

There was silence in the hallway for a moment.

The "doctor" hiding behind He Zhan cautiously poked his head out, and happened to see the eye contact between Xia Beifeng and He Zhan that could almost spark, and he shrank his neck again in fright.

It's really a rabbit, and it's too small to be guts.

Yun Ze actually dared to accept this kind of thing under his hands, what did he think? Could it be that it is going to be kept as a reserve grain, and when there is no food to eat, it will be roasted and eaten?

Xia Yi hugged his arms, leaned against the wall and looked at the rabbit doctor who was shrinking behind He Zhan, and shook his head and sighed after a while.

"It's too skinny."

He whispered to the butterfly hanging on his sleeve: "It's not enough to swallow in one bite, I really don't know what Yun Ze is using to raise him." ”

The butterfly flapped its wings a few times, as if in agreement with him.

Although He Zhan was wearing a police uniform, he pretended to say a few words that a police officer should say at first, but at this time, he was immersed in the interesting game of "staring at each other with his old opponent", and even forgot all about his character when he appeared.

It was Xia Beifeng, who, after glaring at him for a while, took the lead in breaking the silence.

"Officer Ho, the doctor behind you...... Did he say I hit him? ”

Xia Beifeng took half a step back, pointed to the "rabbit doctor" behind He Zhan, and smiled maliciously: "I don't know if he said why I hit him when he called the police?" ”

He Zhan subconsciously turned his head, only to see that the "doctor" behind him was shaking his head and retreating again and again, obviously the face of a man in the prime of life, but at this time it was full of tears, and the posture of humming and crying was no different from that of a frightened little girl.

This kind of cowardice should really send him back to his hometown directly.

He Zhan showed a subtle sneer, turned his head and replied: "When he called the police, he only said that you came up and beat him for no reason, and also took out a knife. He was so afraid of death that he didn't even dare to ask why he ran away. ”

"He doesn't know why?"

Xia Beifeng laughed out loud as if he had heard some funny joke: "He doesn't know why I hit him." ”

"So Mr. Xia, you have a reason to do it?"

He Zhan asked with interest: "So, is it convenient to explain the reason why you beat someone?" ”

"Even if he doesn't know, you should know Officer He, and you still need to ask me?"

Xia Beifeng stretched out his hand and pointed at the "doctor" who was retreating farther and farther behind He Zhan, and said confidently: "I don't like him." Is this reason enough? ”

"You...... How can you hit someone for such a reason! ”

The "doctor" finally mustered up his courage and shouted at the top of his voice.

He seemed terribly frightened, and there was a noticeable tremor in his sharp voice as he spoke. After shouting a word, he squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, shaking like chaff.

"That's right."

He Zhan nodded, and took out the handcuffs from his pocket: "This is not a valid reason to beat people at all, so please go back with me." ”

Isn't that very clear to you? I used to think that you were a neurotic who couldn't tell right from wrong, but now how do you know that it's wrong to do something when you don't like people?

Xia Beifeng thought in surprise, waved away He Zhan's outstretched hand, and quickly took two steps back.

"You don't need a valid reason to beat someone, and the same goes for killing."

He gave He Zhan a meaningful look: "No matter what the reason is, the person who makes the first move is wrong." ”

He Zhan didn't know what information he received in his words that only the two of them could understand, so he hung the handcuffs on his waist, raised his fists and put on a fighting posture.

"You have a point. But I have a fist, and that's what I use against reasonable people. ”

Xia Yi took two steps to the door of the operating room, making enough space for the next action scene.

Xia Beifeng raised his leg and kicked He Zhan's chest.

He Zhan raised his hand to block it, and immediately squatted sideways, dodging the follow-up attack that swept overhead, and quickly took two steps forward, aiming at Xia Beifeng's other leg standing on the ground and swept away.

Xia Beifeng raised his hand and pressed the head that was close at hand, and retreated forcefully.

He Zhan leaned back, and the hat he was wearing on his head was thrown out by him.

The rabbit doctor, who was squatting on the ground and shivering, jumped two meters high in fright by the hat that crossed his feet.

It's really two meters tall.

Xia Yi listened to the dull sound of the skull hitting the ceiling in his ears, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "The jumping ability of a creature like a rabbit is really terrifying!" ”

Over there, Xia Beifeng and He Zhan had already become a mess, and the fists and feet were so lively.

The metal seats on both sides of the hallway were torn apart during the fight, and the removed steel bars were used as weapons in the hands of the two men.

As a result, hand-to-hand combat escalated into cold-weapon combat.

The metal weapons that were picked up at hand shone brightly under the light, and the sound of "clanging" collisions was endless. The two of them looked like thugs in a street fight, and the only regret was that the hospital corridor space was too small for them to perform.

Xia Beifeng carried the steel bar and smashed it for a while, but he didn't feel like it, so he simply took out the knife, a short knife in one hand and a long stick in the other, and opened the bow on both sides to attack He Zhan.

He Zhan only had a steel bar in his hand, and he fell to the bottom in a moment.

"Stop......

The faint voice of the rabbit doctor's persuasion passed through the ears of the two who were happily fighting, leaving no trace.

"Time ......"

The rabbit shouted at He Zhan at the top of his voice: "The time is coming, don't rub against him, hurry up and get them out, be careful of delaying the business." ”

Time? Serious business?

Xia Yi's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he straightened up.

It seems that someone really guessed it.

He secretly glanced at Xia Beifeng, who was smashing He Zhan's head with a steel bar, took a step forward, and disappeared into the air leisurely like an afternoon walk.

The rabbit doctor was pulling his neck and shouting "stop" to He Zhan, when suddenly there was a flower in front of him, and then he felt a hand behind him grab his collar ~ and lift him up again.

"What are your plans, tell me about them."

He stiffened, turned his head in horror, and saw Xia Yi hooking his finger at him with a smile on his face: "I'm curious." ”

(To be continued.) )