While talking, I took Wang Lili to the shelves of the thermos, and then said, "The old man has a good cup of tea and a cigarette." But the old man smoked cigarettes were all bought tobacco shreds, and when he went back, he added haode honey, liquor, starch, and tobacco to them, and after they were wet, they were dried. So, you don't have to worry about the smoke part.

As for drinking tea, the old man generally likes to drink flower tea, and the ordinary monkey king can, but the cup of drinking tea is always accidentally broken, so you buy a warm water cup for the old man, which is better than anything else. ”

After Wang Lili waited for me to finish, she kissed me, and then said: "I really didn't expect that your heart is so careful and you can feel our father's preferences so clearly, you are really a filial husband." ”

I blushed and said: "When I was young, I was not sensible, and I made the old man anxious for half his life, and now that he is older, he should be sensible." ”

After a pause, I continued: "After I worked, I memorized a poem, which should have been written by Leng Yu Hongshuang, called "I Want to Be a Father for My Father", and I will recite it to you:

My father was old, and he stood there like a small earthen wall with a sloping foundation......

My father's attitude towards me became more and more like a child, and when I talked to my father, he always nodded vigorously, and when he couldn't understand what I meant, he grinned at me and smirked......

For a moment, I suddenly wanted to be a father for my father, buy him the most haode toys, cook good food for him to eat every day, provide him with school, and study abroad, if someone bullies him, I don't care about 3721, I have to roll up my sleeves and beat him ......up."

"Husband!" Wang Lili's tears burst out of her eyes, in fact, I really didn't want to cry to the other party, but I wanted her to know that it was not easy for her parents to raise us with hard work. Now that we have grown up, and there are snowflakes on our parents' heads, we need to know how to be grateful.

I hugged Wang Lili in my arms and said softly: "Wife, I know that you are extremely unbalanced in your heart, but parents are parents, no matter what they did right or wrong in the past, as we get older, we all need to take on the responsibility of being children." ”

"Don't say it, I hate them!" Wang Lili replied through gritted teeth.

"How can you hate? Wife, to learn to love, you must first love yourself, then love your children, love your husband, and love your family, because only love is eternal. "I instilled my own ideas in the other person.

"Husband, hold me tight, I'm really cold." Wang Lili said helplessly.

"Yes." I hugged each other tightly in my arms, and then said calmly, "I'll tell you an interesting story about my parents." ”

Wang Lili snuggled in my arms, didn't speak, I took her as a tacit, and then said slowly: "Once, our whole family sat down to eat together, and I don't know what my mother thought, so I sat there and began to tease my dad:

Mom: Call me Auntie!

Dad: Big Donkey......

Mom: Call me Auntie Dad: Shark......

Mom: Call me Grandma!

Dad: Fuck your uncle's ......

Mom: Is it good to have a daughter-in-law?

Dad: Okay!

Mom: Would you like another one?

Dad: Yes!

Mom: Or?

Dad: Don't!

Mom: You see that I serve you two every day, wash your clothes and cook for you, and act like a slave every day, thank me or not?

Dad: Thank you!

I was watching TV at the time, and when I heard this old couple say something interesting, I answered: Thank me for what?

Dad: Get out of the way and play, and I'll put a branch on the branch for you if you talk again. Then the old couple got up hahadaxiao. Can I say I'm biological? ”

"Poof! haha..."Wang Lili still had tears on her face, but she daxiao happily, "I kind of understand that weishenme you are so funny, it turns out that our parents are so funny." ”

I kissed each other again, and then said with a smile: "Niu'er, God is fair, maybe your parents have done a lot of things that hurt you, but I believe that my parents will definitely give you back the love and responsibility of your parents instead of your parents." ”

"I know." The little girl took out a tissue and wiped her face and said. "That's good." This little girl said as she took down a thermos cup from the shelf.

I looked at the price for the first time.,Mom rub.,Dick Si's personality can't be changed.。 More than 700 yuan, real Nima is expensive!

The label states that it can filter water molecules and increase the degree of alkalinity in the water, and a lot of magical functions are written.

"Too expensive, isn't it?" I asked in a whisper.

"That's it." Wang Lili happily put the thermos cup in the trolley, then grabbed an electric blanket next to me and asked, "Why don't you buy an electric blanket for our mother, you see that this one is still a double." ”

"I remember my friend who is a doctor told me that sometimes the electric blanket will have the effect of killing sperm." I replied with a bitter face.

Wang Lili was stunned for a moment, and then said hahadaxiao: "Husband, how jealous are you of those families with brothers and sisters?" ”

I helplessly pulled the smiling girl in front of me and walked forward. I happened to walk to the underwear section, and I asked curiously: "Many women say that black lace bras are sexy, but I don't feel it?" ”

Wang Lili replied to me fiercely: "My husband is so stupid! ”

I looked at each other with a question mark on my head, and then Wang Lili explained to me: "Men like naked girls, those erotic underwear or something, they are all special disguises." As for the black lace underwear is sexy or something, it's just because we're lazy, and the black ones are dirt-resistant, understand? ”

Okay, is this my knowledge of popular science? I laughed and stuck out my tongue. Unexpectedly, this girl immediately said: "Husband, don't sell cute, especially an uncle of such an age, it's shameful to sell cute!" I blushed and pulled the other person towards the cash register.

As I was walking, I heard a cashier's little girl A say to another little girl B: "Every time weishenme goes to work, I feel like a plant vs. a zombie, you see a large wave of customers approaching..."

The cashier girl B glanced at the other party and said, "You still play such a childish game, how good it is to play the Audition Troupe." ”

It is estimated that the other party's voice is a little loud, and after Wang Lili heard it, she turned around and asked me: "Husband, do you play in the Audition?" ”

Depend on! I'm an uncle-level character, and I look at each other with disdain, and then said: "I used to play Warcraft Shijie, and I was the seventh thief in the national costume to get the Wind Chasing Sword." ”

Wang Lili ignored what I said later, and said to herself: "It's good if you don't play, everyone who plays the Gym is a child." ”

I replied with a smile: "Well, I remember once playing Warcraft Shijie in an Internet café, and there was a little girl dressed as a non-mainstream girl sitting next to her, smoking inferior cigarettes, while desperately knocking on the space and playing energetic dance, which smoked me ah." ”

"And then?" Wang Lili knew that I was about to break the water again, so she hurriedly asked.

"Then, I took advantage of the gap in the bathroom of the little girl who didn't learn haode, and used the key to pry off the space on the girl's keyboard and put it in my pocket."

"Haha, husband, you're so bad!" Wang Lili was amused by me again, completely ignoring her ladylike image.

"When the girl came back, she immediately went to find the network manager to change the machine, so the whole shijie was a quiet bird!" I said evilly.

to be continued