I chose the cashier A's team, mainly because I felt that Ya was more reliable than the girl who was dancing. Then I lined up at the back of the line, waited for the checkout, and took Wang Lili home to meet my parents.

I saw that the little couple at the front seemed to be studying something. Then the girl asked her boyfriend, "Think about it, what else did you forget to buy?" The boy looked down for a moment, then looked up and shook his head.

I shouted boredly, "Why don't you buy a box of instant noodles?" Then he pointed to the boy and said, "Once he does something wrong, let the girl kneel down to make noodles, kneel down and kneel again." ”

After listening to this, the girl decisively returned to the supermarket, leaving the boy looking at me with a black line, hehe, Amitabha Buddha has done evil again, good, good!

"Why are you so bad?" Wang Lili asked with a smile behind me, I was about to tease my fiancée when I found that the two girls on the other trip were studying something on the TT on the shelf.

"Take this, this one is scented, I like the strawberry flavor the most." The tall girl said, "I still like the threaded one." The short girl replied.

"Forget it, the threaded mouth hurts!" The tall girl muttered quietly, I was obedient, my little friend and I were stunned, and I also admitted that I understood in seconds, and I returned my festival!

When I was feeling that the world had changed, I saw an old man coming to the cashier from the outside in a hurry, "Little girl, please change this, I thought it was a tissue." As he spoke, the old man threw two packs of sanitary napkins onto the cash register, which provoked us in line for a while, such a cute old man!

After the old man was put in by the security guard, the guy at the front casually took down a box of TT from the shelf, and asked the cashier girl with a dirty face: "What is this?" ”

After glaring at the buddy, the girl said coldly: "It's without you!" ”

This gave us all a laugh, so strong that the buddy looked back at us dissatisfied, and then stared at the people behind him with mocking eyes.

It's no wonder that people look at us with that kind of demeanor, at this moment I am holding two packs of sanitary napkins in my hands, and the buddy behind Wang Lili is even more sad, pinching a few large bags of heart-to-heart paper pumps, is this Nima the legendary handsome rich and despissing the short and poor?

After I coughed, I took Wang Lili behind me into my arms, and after seeing the buddy in front of me look at me resentfully, I silently flashed to the outside of the railing to prepare to pay.

I heard the cashier girl ask, "Do you want a bag?" The guy let out an impatient "ah".

Look at the cashier girl who neatly packed all the things that the other party bought into several bags, and the funniest thing is that this guy actually bought a big durian. Because they are all thorns, the cashier's little sister had to put the durian into a plastic bag separately, it is estimated that this guy is weak and needs tonic, haha!

After the buddy glared at me hatefully, he was about to go out with a few plastic bags after paying, but he didn't expect that the durian actually broke through the plastic bag and fell. This thing subconsciously used his feet to pad it, it should be afraid that the durian would break, the problem is durian, and then I heard a scream like killing a pig, this is fun for everyone, it's so cool, let you pretend to be forced just now, and be struck by lightning!

But it was my turn, so I heard the cashier girl ask Wang Lili, "Do you have a membership card?" Wang Lili shook her head, and then I said, "Take a few plastic bags." ”

But what made me angry was that the cashier girl actually ignored my existence and continued to ask Wang Lili, "Do you want a plastic bag?" After seeing Wang Lili nod, the cashier girl quickly took off a few large plastic bags and began to load the goods inside.

Next Olympics! I'm air, is the word Dick Silk written on my face? Can't I even be the master of a plastic bag?

Besides, the plastic restriction order is no longer valid, and disposable lunch boxes have been released, but the plastic bags in the supermarket are still charged as always! It's definitely a huge conspiracy!

I said viciously to the cashier: "Why when I am air, you must know that the master is God." ”

I heard the little sister say lightly: "The last Woolen Emperor, they are all fooled!" ”

Rub, without telling the truth, so I continued: "The chest is so small, the mouth is so big, and the temper is so bad, it's just a poor "chest" and extremely "hungry"! ”

Wang Lili covered her mouth in the back, watching me fight with the cashier girl, but she didn't look like she was struggling at all.

"What's wrong with small breasts, find a boyfriend with small hands in the future, and you can satisfy him too!" The cashier replied to me without admitting defeat.

"I'm not afraid of small hands, I'm afraid that your boyfriend will have a big mouth!" Hmph, you are poor with the little master, you are still 10,000 years early.

After I finished speaking, I watched the cashier quickly throw the rest of the goods into the plastic bag and shout, "Next!" "Nima, if you can't talk about me, you just want to get by, really.

After Wang Lili settled the account, she said to me with a smile: "Such a big person, like a child, hurry up and go home to see our parents and our parents." ”

When I was carrying several large bags of things and carrying Wang Lili's arm to walk out, I heard the cashier girl shout coldly: "It's really plant sex. Organs stuck in the excrement of longhorned artiodactyls! ”

Uncle Ciao, do you think I don't understand, a flower is inserted in cow dung, who are you scolding for cow dung? Just as I was about to continue to go back to talk to Ya, Wang Lili pulled me out of the cashier and walked towards the door.

As soon as I walked outside the door, I met a disabled person on crutches, and when he saw the two of us, he said: "Two well-wishers, give me one yuan, take pity on my disabled person." ”

If it were usual, I would give Yayuan octagonal and send it away, but the problem is that I am carrying so many things now, I can't pour it out at all, and Wang Lili also carried a lot of plastic bags over there, so I rolled my eyes and thought about it.

I yelled angrily at the beggar: "Lao Tzu's monthly salary is less than 5,000, there are no rest days for 30 days a month, basically 24 hours on call, 43,200 minutes a month earn less than 5,000 yuan, on average, you earn 1 cent and 5 cents per minute, you spend 10 seconds to say 20 words, you plan to ask me for a dollar, Lao Tzu will spend 66.66 seconds to earn back, why do you dare to ask me for money?" ”

After hearing this, the disabled man silently put away his crutches, then saluted me, and then left quickly with his crutches. Wang Lili stared at me for a long time, and then squeezed out two words from between her teeth: "Awesome!" ”

I smiled evilly and said to Wang Lili: "Let's go, take you to see my parents early." ”

After finishing speaking, I pulled the other party towards the parking place, but as soon as Nima arrived at the parking place, I saw the unlucky monk quitting idiots, leading the fool to stand next to our car obediently, look at the jiashi, it should be waiting for us to come back!

to be continued