Volume II 015

For us Taoist priests, it is not easy to be alive, and it is not necessarily possible to transcend when you die.

So when I talked to Mrs. Jin, the gold bars and gold bricks immediately kowtowed with interest, and kept praying and comforting the deceased, while pouring out their grief as a junior.

What is talent, this is talent, shamelessness to the extreme is a kind of realm! A weapon!

What a thick skin and how deep a sense of life does this take! I sincerely admire it, it is really a big world, there are no wonders! Throughout my 20 years of life, these two brothers are the first!

Whiskers, flattery, good to people, and also effective to ghosts, in the sugar-coated cannonballs, I actually felt the cold atmosphere in the mourning hall eased, and the atmosphere was unprecedentedly relaxed......

I suddenly realized that I underestimated the two brothers of BRIC and Imaijo, perhaps, it is this kind of person who can better gain a foothold in society! Maybe. It seems that the snake has a snake path, and the rat has a rat path, and developing any direction to the extreme is a kind of transcendence.

Not only was I stunned, Guo Shuai, Yao Zhanxun, and even the old man were all stunned, but Jin Liufu looked strange and natural! Sure enough, it was a tiger father without a dog, and I suddenly thought, could this person in the coffin be the ancestor in this regard?

Thinking of this, my opinion of this old lady Jin immediately changed.

"Alright, alright......"

I still couldn't bear it, interrupted this "touching" picture, and said to Jin Liufu: "The following matter is related to the cause of the old lady's death, I will have a direct conversation with the old lady, but I need one of you as a spiritual medium to tell the whole incident through his mouth." ”

"Okay, you can do what you say!" Jin Liufu is now refreshing!

I smiled and rubbed my fingers at him, Jin Liufu immediately understood, took out a red envelope and handed it to me, this is the rule of burying the dead, no matter how big or small the red envelope is, it shows the heart of the main family.

I pinched it with my hand, it was very thick, it was estimated that three or five thousand was there, I was very happy in my heart, this Nima was the first extra money I earned since my debut, and I wondered if I could take on more work when I turned back.

I turned my head to look at the gold bricks and gold bars again, and just wanted to order one random as a medium, but I stopped, with a kind smile on my face, I made a look of embarrassment and said, "You and your grandfather have a good relationship, who should you choose?" ”

As I spoke, my fingers kept hovering between the two of them.

If I want to say something and look at my eyes, I immediately saw it, and I was still thinking about how to express the meaning of my own benefits a little more clearly, the gold bricks and gold bars rushed up almost at the same time, and each person took out a pile of red envelopes in their hands, and took the initiative to stuff them into my trouser pocket without saying anything!

My hand froze in the air, hey...... Underestimate the rich! This style of squandering money and squandering money is so free and easy!

However, I didn't soften because of the red envelope, and pointed at the gold bar with my finger firmly: "It's just you, I feel that you and your grandfather are the closest." ”

"Brother, don't play like this!" The gold bars were about to cry. I said in my heart who made you a brat, master, I have clear grievances, train you well!

The gold brick exhaled in fear, looked at my eyes full of gratitude, and quietly stuffed something into my trouser pocket, it was quite heavy, I don't know what it is? I said in my heart that this boss would come to the story!

It's easy to communicate with ghosts, it's hard to say, the most important thing is to see if the deceased cooperates, of course, the spirit medium is also very important, his role is to let the ghost go on the body, and then use his mouth to express the thoughts of the deceased, of course, forcing the yin is not in this list.

Regardless of the bar's reluctance, I started by reciting a requiem mantra to remove the anger from the deceased's body, and then biting my index finger and drawing a rune on the head of the bar, which would protect the medium's body from the yin energy.

I took out the red thread I had brought with me, tied one end to the ring finger of the gold bar, glued the other end to the lid of the coffin with my blood, pressed it with a bowl, and drew an identical rune on the coffin.

The mourning hall was very quiet, everyone looked at me, and the atmosphere did not dare to come out, and the atmosphere fell silent inexplicably.

After doing all this, I sat on the ground with my back to the coffin, my face outward, and lit a soothing incense beside him, and then I walked to the coffin, picked up the fragrant wood fan, and knocked it on the coffin

"A.D., July 14, 2012, Golden ......"

"By the way, what's your father's name?" I turned around and asked Jin Liufu

"Jin Mantang." He said

I nodded: "On July 14, 2012, Jin Mantang's burial attempt failed, and the descendants were filial piety, suspicious of strangeness. ”

Bang...... Bang...... Bang...... I knocked three more times, and the sound increased.

I stretched my voice and sang: "The coffin rings three times, the spirit medium is in place, there are graces to say grace, and there are grievances to complain!" ”

After doing all this, I retreated to the side and sat quietly aside.

Quiet, deathly still

Even the yin wind seemed to be gone, and the gold bars didn't know when they fell asleep with their heads down, except for our deliberately suppressed breathing, only the sound of heartbeat.

Suddenly, the red line moved, one deep and one shallow, as if something was walking on it, and the undulating nodes slowly moved towards the gold bar, and finally disappeared when it touched the gold bar!

"Liufu, you rabbit cub, Wang Ba Lamb, give me death." Suddenly, the gold bar with his head down suddenly roared, and his face was raised high. I saw that this thing had become one with big eyes and one with small eyes, could it be that the old lady was so virtuous when he was alive.

Jin Liufu was startled by the sudden mulberry, knowing that his son was being picked up by his grandfather, and walked over tremblingly.

"Bastard, did you get down on your knees and didn't hear?"

The gold bar's face was distorted, the big eyes were bigger, the small eyes were smaller, and it looked very strange, how the hell did this happen?

When Jin Liufu heard that he was going to kneel, he was immediately embarrassed, because the body of the person in front of him belonged to his son, did he want Lao Tzu to kneel to his son? He looked back at me with an expression like an angry little daughter-in-law!

I shrugged my shoulders and gave me an encouraging look.

The fat on Jin Liufu's face trembled, and he wanted to kneel, but when he saw his son's face, he couldn't kneel, and wanted to scream, but he didn't know whether to call his father or his son!

The gold bar that was on his body suddenly slapped the floor fiercely, which scared Jin Liufu to tremble!

"You little egg, right, if you don't kneel down for your father, I'll break your dog's legs! It's really three days without fighting, go to the house to uncover the tiles! ”

Jin Liufu finally couldn't help it, "Puff" knelt on the ground and hugged his son: "Dad, my son is not filial, I kowtow to you!" ”