Chapter XIV

When Jin Liufu heard me say this, he seemed a little at a loss, he himself was also a filial son, only because he listened to the words of the old man, he was calculated!

I asked him: "Did you invite that self-proclaimed Sanqing-haired old man!" ”

Jin Liufu shook his head and said: "I asked my housekeeper to do this, he said that he was introduced by an acquaintance, and he is very famous!" ”

I leaned like him, he knew that he had said the wrong thing, and smiled embarrassedly, I said in my heart that this Jin Liufu is not a reliable person, this old lady is dead, and it is estimated that the family business is worrying!

I said: "The old lady can't be buried today, firstly, because the ghost door is wide open, and the ghosts are carnival, which will scatter the soul of the old lady, and secondly, because if the old lady is buried unjustly, this is a reverse burial, which will break the cause and effect in the underworld, and the light will be ruined, and the descendants will either have diseases or die in vain, no matter what, it will be unfavorable!" ”

"However, if this funeral is held in the middle of the ceremony, if it is stopped, it will not make people laugh!" Jin Liufu was a little flustered, and at the same time worried about face.

I despise in my heart, rich people pretend to be bad habits, everything is face. If this is put on someone else, I really don't bother to bother with that tongue, thinking of involving the face of Long Tanshu's own old man, I can bear it!

Guo Shuai's mouth was fast, he couldn't stand Jin Liufu's ink, so he grabbed me and said: "Brother Long, let's go, you and this kind of person inkblot is a pure waste of time, you didn't catch anything, and you made a fuss."

Yao Zhanxun also spoke slowly: "Senior brother, Shuai Shuai is right, no one appreciates it, I think it's better to forget it, I have made an appointment with my sister, let's drink tea and go ......"

Jin Liufu's face was ugly for a while.

At this time, the stupid gold bar friend spoke, and he glared at us and said, "Old man, I think they are the same as that miscellaneous hair, they have no real skills!" ”

It doesn't matter if he doesn't say this, he immediately offended all three of me, I said in my heart that this Jin family is really not as good as a generation, and I mourn for this one in the coffin!

But I thought about it for a moment and said, "Why don't you ask your dad what he means?" ”

When I said this, a gust of wind suddenly blew inexplicably in the mourning hall, cool and swishing, and drilled straight into the neck!

Although the gold bar had a hard mouth, he was afraid to death in his heart, and his frightened eyes swept around the mourning hall for a while, and he hurriedly leaned on his father's side!

Jin Liufu was also very scared, so he cautiously glanced at his Lao Tzu's coffin, and said cautiously, "When a person dies, does it really become a ghost?" ”

I smiled and glanced at the gold bar and said, "Let your son try it!" ”

"What do you want to do?" Gold bars looked at me warily!

I said, "You atheist, what are you afraid of, could it be that your faith is all fart?" ”

His face was cloudy for a while. finally gritted his teeth and said: "I just don't believe in ghosts, let me see and understand if I have the ability!" ”

I smiled, and laughed so happily......

I said, "Well, from now on, you do what I say, especially you, it's too late to regret it!" Don't make a fool of yourself then, you can't afford to lose that person! "I deliberately stirred up the gold bars.

"Who is afraid of whom's grandson!" The gold bar roared imposingly

I didn't talk nonsense, let them prepare half a bowl of water, three chopsticks, and a thing that the old lady used to use, and they brought a folding fragrant wood fan.

I said to the bars, "Go, kneel down in front of your grandfather, and kowtow three times!" ”

When the gold bar heard it, he refused to hear it, but he kicked his father hard, rolled under the coffin like a leather ball, and knelt down quickly, and really kowtowed three times!

I put half a bowl of water on the coffin lid, put the chopsticks in the bowl, and then I endured the stench and walked to the top of the coffin, and knocked the coffin lid three times with the fragrant wood fan!

I said to the coffin: "People walk on the yang road, ghosts walk **, there are no taboos, people die greatly, but the old lady Jin is lying inside?" If it's me, quickly stand up with the chopsticks, I'll count three times, and please cooperate, so that my children and grandchildren can kowtow and listen to the teachings! ”

"One ......"

I had just finished counting, and before I was ready to count two, the three chopsticks in the bowl suddenly came together, and they immediately got up with a "snap", ninety degrees, just sticking together!

Anxious enough? I thought to myself

The old man is here, and the children and grandchildren don't come over and kowtow quickly! I shouted in a long voice.

"Dad, my son is not filial, I kowtow to your old man!" When Jin Liufu saw this, where could he not understand, he quickly knelt down in front of the coffin with a wail, Peng Peng, kowtowed!

At this time, I felt that there was another cold wind in the mourning hall, hovering above the coffin, and the temperature suddenly dropped a lot, and there was a feeling of being in an ice cellar!

I suddenly smelled a smell of urine, and then I realized that the gold bar was opening its mouth wide, looking at the chopsticks standing in the bowl, and unconsciously urinating!

I was secretly proud in my heart, I was not afraid of this situation at all, it can be said that it had long been commonplace, and in our place, and even now, many ordinary people would have a simple way of communicating with the dead.

But this dead fat man has never seen it, the first time he feels the existence of a ghost, he is not afraid that it is a lie, the first time I saw it, I was also afraid that I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night!

At this time, the fat man of the gold brick was also brought in, and when he saw his father and younger brother kneeling there, his father was still crying with him, and he immediately ran away, not to mention the decisiveness!

Who knew that he had just run two steps, and the door of the mourning hall suddenly slammed shut, and a violent yin wind swept through the entire space!

"You little brute, you can't come and kowtow to your grandfather, you two usually hurt in vain!" Although Jin Liufu was also afraid, he was even more angry, obviously angry at the unbearable situation of his two sons.

Only then did the gold brick tremble and walk to the coffin, but he sat on the ground and cried...... Scared to cry!

I said in my heart that these two goods scolded each other, wouldn't it be very fierce, how could this be more than grandchildren, one is more unbearable than the other!

But thinking about it, I feel more and more that things are not simple, and this old lady's resentment is so heavy.

The stench in the air is even stronger, and we can't help but frown, unbearable!

I knocked on the coffin again and said: "Children and grandchildren are here, kowtow in front of the bed, filial piety touches the sky, if there are grievances and dissatisfaction, you can take your time, Xiaodao will be the mouth of the trustee, but you always go to this stench first, otherwise Xiaodao leaves, even if you have no way to appeal......"

I still said in a long voice, I actually just tried it, because I haven't seen this kind of thing before, but it's strange to say, as soon as my voice fell, the stench in the air suddenly faded a lot, and I could barely accept it!

At this time, the gold bars and gold bricks obviously also felt that there was no such change in the mourning hall, and they trembled with fright, even to the point of spasms!

I sighed secretly, and my heart said that it was almost the same, don't scare these two and two stupid, then it would be a sin, so I raised my voice and shouted: "The eldest grandson gold brick, the second grandson gold bar, you two listen well, the deceased is your dear relative, I loved you very much before I died, and I will not harm you after death, etc., if you kowtow sincerely, you don't need to be afraid!" The old lady is very comforting in the spirit of heaven......"