Chapter 312: I Have No Hair
Diao Chan still didn't speak, she didn't seem to hear Zhang Xiaofan's explanation, she couldn't know Zhang Xiaofan's personality best.
Those who can stand at the front of the ring are all top super gate factions, and they even have stools to sit and watch.
Sure enough, at the front of the ring, there were five middle-aged monks dressed in tatters, and a little monk with red lips and white teeth.
The little monk with red lips and white teeth is cute, with a smooth head, like a light bulb, and white and tender, reflecting the white light in the snow, which is very eye-catching.
The five middle-aged monks just stood behind the little monk, with their hands folded and their expressions painful, where they kept reciting the Eight Classics of the Wang:
"**, emptiness is color, Amitabha, sin and sin ......"
Because every monk is surrounded by two or three women, all of whom are joyful, wearing thin transparent skirts, pink, and the flesh and figure inside can be faintly seen.
There are also a lot of male friars behind him, just look at it carefully.
The little monk sitting on the stool was no exception, and on one side stood a female disciple of the Happy Sect,
The little monk with red lips and white teeth is different from the middle-aged monks behind, holding a chicken leg in his mouth and gnawing, showing a face of enjoyment, the two little faces are blushing, as if they are drunk, and they are also chanting the Buddha number in their mouths, but the symbol is made up by himself:
"Hunger has no hair, wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in my heart. The two big sisters are so good, so that my bald head is not cold, my face is still a little annoying, and the wine and meat are through the intestines...... It's a pity that there is no wine......"
The five middle-aged monks in the back, their faces were painful, but in fact, their necks were red, and in the end, they endured it to the extreme, and they were also reminded:
"Senior Brother Quanjie, you are the Buddha character of our Bodhi Mountain, but you can't move the hearts of ordinary people. ”
The little monk took advantage of the fact that the five senior brothers behind him didn't see it, and quietly stretched out his little hand, and suddenly his heart was pounding, and when he smelled the smell of the woman, the whole person seemed to be drunk, this feeling was very comfortable, and it was actually a little addictive.
These women are very attractive, not at all like the master nagging, women are like tigers, ugly and scary, and they can eat people.
In his opinion, these women are very good-looking, and they also feel very good, why does the master say so much about others!
As long as the woman is attacked by this little monk, the two big round grinding discs will keep writhing and let out a gurgling laughter:
"Little monk, you look so cute, when our senior sister finishes the competition, go to my sister's Mandarin Duck Pavilion, and our sisters will serve you well. ”
The little monk let out an exclamation:
"Hey, the thief back then, sure enough, said it well, the scenery outside is average, no different from the Bodhi Mountain, but the women outside are the most beautiful.
When I went back, I told the old bald donkeys that the old man wanted to return to the vulgar and never go back to the ruined temple again. ”
But the other decent sects next to him, especially the female disciples, all looked disgusted when they saw these women, and even cautiously looked at the senior brothers and disciples around them, and even their own Taoist companions, but they found that the eyes of the women around them actually fell on those female disciples of the Demon Sect.
But at this moment, a crisp sound suddenly sounded, like knocking on a wooden fish.
Like a cat with its tail stepped on, the little monk jumped up from his seat and scratched his smooth and white head with his hand:
"Ah......! Who hit me on the head? Who hit my bald head!"
As soon as the little monk turned his head, he saw an extremely handsome man, standing behind him, he was a Buddha, he could see at a glance that this man looked evil and good, and even handsome and some demons, always made people feel a little dangerous, and felt bad in his heart.
"Little monk, don't come unharmed!"
With a smile on the corner of his mouth, Zhang Xiaofan stood behind and said slowly.
"Who! Who are you? You can hit me anywhere else, but don't hit me bald. ”
The little monk pursed his lips with a look of grievance.
"Hmph! Others don't know, I don't know? You little bald donkey, with rough skin and thick flesh all over your body, will you still be afraid of pain? Lao Tzu will not cut your head out of the wound if he cuts it with a knife. ”
The little monk grinned: "Hehehe...... I know who you are." ”
"Yo ......! What a handsome little brother, why haven't I seen it before! He looks so handsome, little brother, my sister is tempted when I see you, why don't you get to know my sister? My sister can also give you an in-depth understanding......
At this moment, several female disciples turned their heads to look at Zhang Xiaofan, their eyes lit up, and their bodies immediately turned upside down, and they were directly pushed away by Zhang Xiaofan.
"Haha! Why introduce each other! We are all old acquaintances, and you all know me.
Actually, I also want to get to know you and have a good relationship with you, and I also want to get to know you better......"
Zhang Xiaofan's eyes widened suddenly, pretending to be serious and pushing others back, but his hand went to the tulle skirt of others, but halfway through, he was cold and cold Diao Chan next to him, and he actually reached out and patted it, and hurriedly withdrew his hand, a little stupid.
Before the words were finished, the woman in front of her, her eyes were like water, she looked around Zhang Xiaofan, and saw that under Zhang Xiaofan's belt, the pants were a little ugly, they were all veterans, and they could see at a glance whether there was any goods or not, and they were all about to flow out.
"Little brother, just think about it...... In this snowy city, there is also our happy industry, you will come to the Mandarin Duck Pavilion at night to find the young lady, am I okay~ I guarantee that you will have a lot of fun......"
"Little sister, actually, I want to come too! But I'm on your blacklist, otherwise I, Zhang Xiaofan, will come every day......"
Hearing Zhang Xiaofan's words, several women in front of him turned pale in an instant, their eyes instantly became vicious, and they stared at Zhang Xiaofan deadly:
"You are Zhang Xiaofan, our Happy Sect has wanted you for so many years, but we haven't found you, I didn't expect you to appear here, I will avenge my ancestor now!"
Several women said, these are all from the Demon Sect, but they don't follow the rules very well, and immediately surrounded Zhang Xiaofan, these female disciples, the highest cultivation one, is only the foundation building period.
"Snowy City, no fighting, otherwise you will be killed!"
At this moment, even Zhang Xiaofan, in his mind, the voices of those elders floating in the air sounded, and those women were pale, and they seemed to have been warned, so they stopped immediately.
didn't pester these monks, they actually returned to their own team, more than a dozen female disciples who were like bewitching looked at Zhang Xiaofan and pointed at them, and even one of them even released a message back to the sect.
"Zhang Xiaofan, how good these young ladies are! Why did you scare them away! I didn't have wine and meat through my intestines...... You're a sinner...... I don't have hair!"