Chapter 313: Lao Tzu is alive
If you want to talk about the happy pie, the most attractive girl, it is a girl who has lived for more than a hundred years, and she is also the wife of the sect leader, and she is also their teacher.
Just by virtue of that appearance and figure, he is absolutely charming and natural.
has lived for nearly a hundred years, the development has been developed to the extreme, the ripe fruits are almost ripe and fall to the ground, she is the real charm, charming, absolutely a man's dream fantasy.
In fact, Zhang Xiaofan's master is also an old and unscrupulous person, and he actually has an idea about other people's helpers' wives, and when he was young, he wanted to dig into the corner of the wall, but he didn't get it for many years.
Moreover, Zhang Xiaofan's master and their ancestors are also good friends, but the sect leader, Zhang Xiaofan's master is like a thief.
Every time I go to Baihualou, which is also the headquarters of the Happy Pie, Zhang Xiaofan's master always looks for opportunities, but he doesn't get it every time.
Therefore, he was also banned by others, and Zhang Xiaofan and his master were not allowed to enter all industries.
Men sometimes find a little fun, Zhang Xiaofan and his master's strength cultivation is terrifying, as long as the old thing is not there, he still breaks in, and no one dares to say a word.
Zhang Xiaofan was still young at that time, and he was an adolescent, he followed an old man every day, and after seeing the helper's wife, he was impulsive in his heart, and he held fantasies every day at night.
One day, I followed the master and went to someone else's house as a guest, because Zhang Xiaofan was extremely handsome when he was young, and he was as cute as a girl, and his mouth was sweet.
The helper's wife was extremely doting on Zhang Xiaofan, often held it in her arms, and then was taken advantage of by Zhang Xiaofan in various ways.
After all, Zhang Xiaofan is the reincarnation of a great god, and he was very mature when he was young, and as I said earlier, even when he was born, that place was similar to that of an adult.
At night, he was noisy like a child to sleep with the helper's wife, but no one would have thought that such a small child, after taking advantage of all kinds of advantages in the arms of the helper's wife at night, the bold idea became bigger and bigger, and he actually took advantage of others to sleep.
It happened to be in someone else's arms, and it actually went in.
After all, the wife of the helper is highly cultivated, and she is even more sensitive to her body, so she woke up almost immediately, found that the situation was not good, and immediately stopped Zhang Xiaofan.
After the incident, Zhang Xiaofan's stomach hurt, he didn't sleep for almost half a month, and he soaked in cold water every day, and the evil fire in his stomach slowly disappeared.
Although it took less than a few seconds to go in, I didn't vomit after all, so I don't count!
The wife of the helper was not easy to talk to her husband, but in anger, she almost strangled Zhang Xiaofan to death.
Zhang Xiaofan is a bear child, and that night, when other people's wives were sleeping, and after being beaten, they stole the small pants of the gangmaster's wife, and now they are still hiding in the Qiankun belt! The next day, they also set a fire, and almost burned down other people's houses.
The wife of the helper naturally didn't say anything about Zhang Xiaofan going in for a few seconds, but told her husband the next day that Zhang Xiaofan had stolen something and took advantage of herself.
The master and apprentice were driven out and ran away directly, and even their own master and the old immortal fought hard, and finally were arrested, so when these female disciples saw Zhang Xiaofan, they felt like they had a deep hatred.
Otherwise, Zhang Xiaofan went to that kind of place, spent some spirit stones, and used the power of devouring, then his cultivation would not skyrocket! It's a pity that he is on someone else's blacklist.
"Hehe, hey, now think about it, how slippery it was at that moment! It was so hot! I remember it so clearly for the first time. ”
"Ami hair! This demon benefactor, what's so hot? I don't know what to do with the poor monk?"
At this time, the little monk interrupted Zhang Xiaofan's memories.
"I'm looking for you to help me fight! You bald heads have no quarrel with the world, what kind of pride do you participate in?"
The cute little monk looked at Zhang Xiaofan with some doubts, and when he saw the Diao Chan beside Zhang Xiaofan, his eyes suddenly lit up, and after taking a serious look, he muttered to himself:
"A demon, a real ghost, I have mercy, it seems that my rice hair, degree, degree. ”
As soon as the little monk finished reading, his slippery head was slapped again, and he immediately pursed his lips with a look of grievance:
"Donor, why are you beating me again! I said don't beat my bald head......
"What do you see? When I was younger, I couldn't beat you, but not now!
This is my woman, if you dare to look at it a few more times, I will make you a blind monk. ”
Zhang Xiaofan slapped his smooth head, and then he was a little reluctant to leave his hand, rubbed it with his hand, and sighed:
"Little bald head, your bald head has grown up, I didn't expect it to be very soft! hehe! It's almost ...... like a woman's."
The little bald head also smiled: "Hehehehe......"
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Xiaofan leaned over and whispered a few words in the ear of the little bald head:
"Little bald, I'll take you to fight later, it's not dangerous, it's definitely fun.
But first of all, when we go to fight, you are hurt by others, but you can't cry like when you were young, otherwise you will lose my face.
If you are interested, have you seen the ancient tower in the southeast, I will wait for you there, I will go first. ”
After Zhang Xiaofan finished speaking, he pulled Diao Chan and left, because Zhang Xiaofan knew very well about the character of this simple little monk, and he would definitely come, but the little monk loved to cry, and he also confessed before leaving.
"Get out of the way, what do you see? I know I'm handsome, but I'm embarrassed if you look at me like that.
You see that you little ladies are angry, they have become ugly, and I also know that your ancestors are in retreat, so what do you dare to do with me?
By the way, you can ask your sister to come to me! Your sister may be able to fight me for 300 rounds without losing the upper hand. ”
When he left, he saw the happy female disciple, Zhang Xiaofan said with a smile.
"Zhang Xiaofan, don't get complacent too early! As soon as our ancestors get out of the customs, they will cramp and peel you!
And I've also sent a message back to the sect, our master is coming, and I will definitely break your body into ten thousand pieces. ”
Zhang Xiaofan ignored it, and they didn't dare to stop it, so they left directly.
But I was a little excited in my heart, thinking that with my current strength, as long as the old guy didn't come in person, he would definitely not be able to clean himself up.
Their master is also a little troublesome, after all, it is an old monster who has lived for hundreds of years, and I don't know if it is still as charming as it was back then, and even his own master is worried about it.
If you really come to find yourself, pull this little monk bald head by your side, and wait a while to find the little Taoist priest of the Wudang faction, as well as the Daozi of the Wu family, a few of the top and most powerful people of the younger generation together, I don't believe that I can't win an old witch.
If you set a little more trap, you can catch this old witch alive and carry it directly into the bed, and finish what you wanted to do back then, but now I think of the feeling of just a few seconds in, and I feel a little excited in my heart.
"Hey, hey! That's the helper's wife! If you come to find Lao Tzu and Lao Tzu is captured alive, you won't be happy and crooked!"