"But aren't you Zhao Tianshi? How can you have the surname Meng? ”

"You elm head, can't you change your name? Let alone...... Fortunately, your mother is my sister's daughter, otherwise I would really doubt that I am really related to you! Today's medicine is really unreliable! Doesn't it mean that a child's intelligence is mainly inherited from the mother? How can you not work? ”

"Maybe you're mistaken, but it just so happens that my grandmother's surname is also Meng", I don't remember at all that I was still in danger, and I tried to clear up the blood relationship with him, "and my grandma can't see how shrewd she is, chattering all day long!" ”

"You stinky boy, how dare you speak ill of your grandmother!" Zhao Tianshi couldn't say anything, raised his hand and gave me a slap.

I couldn't see how he did it, but I felt a burning pain in my left cheek, and then my right arm was free. The single person didn't suffer the immediate loss, I didn't dare to speak anymore, I just looked at him hatefully.

"Don't stare at me like that, even if you're my sister's precious grandson. It really annoyed me, and I still beat you so much that you couldn't get out of bed for three days and three nights", Zhao Tianshi glared at me, probably seeing that my eyes had not changed, and then sighed again, "Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as you junior." You wait here, I'll get you something!" ”

After saying that, he turned around and walked towards the small inner room in the back.

After a while, he came out again, holding a "bronze mirror" the size of a face plate in his hand.

Zhao Tianshi beckoned me to lie down on a rattan rocking chair, first rubbed my palm vigorously near my Tanzhong acupoint a few times, then shone the bronze mirror at my five black moles, and then asked me to carefully look at the mirror image in the bronze mirror.

It's really strange, from the bronze mirror, I can clearly see that the five black moles actually slowly rotate along a circular trajectory in the counterclockwise direction, and at the center of this trajectory, it should be my Tanzhong acupoint, which is forming a stream of air, like a miniature version of a tornado.

I quickly lowered my head and looked at myself, but everything changed.

"Don't be stupid, if you can see this with the naked eye, what am I going to do with this broken mirror?" Zhao Tianshi was obviously dissatisfied with my IQ again, and kept shaking his head while reprimanding me.

"What's going on?" I'll admit that I'm starting to take his word for it. In any case, it shouldn't be a bad thing to have such an extra "Great Immortal" relative out of thin air.

"You finally want to know? But your attitude ......."

"Four...... Grandpa", I tried to make a flattering expression to him, "Look, we haven't seen each other for so long, so don't be angry with me anymore, won't you?" ”

"Well, it's been a long time since we've met! The first time we met, you punched me and I slapped you! The old man was finally happy.

Gave you a punch? That punch looks like you hit me! I was secretly happy, but I didn't dare to show it.

"Which do you want to hear first?" My uncle pulled me up, went to the two Taishi chairs next to me, and sat down separately.

"Let's talk about this mirror first, is it the legendary demon mirror?" Because I saw the unbelievable, I completely released the ghost and god thoughts that had been sealed in my heart for many years.

"What kind of monsters are there in this world?" A smug expression appeared on my uncle's face, "This mirror can convert energy waves in a specific frequency range that are invisible to the human eye into visible frequency bands. This mirror is just a little old-fashioned, but in fact, it still applies modern technology. ”

Of course I don't believe his words, but we are also people who have scored full marks in college physics, although electromagnetic waves as energy can be converted, but in terms of current human technology, how can there be a means to break a mirror? However, since he refuses to tell the truth, it is not good for me to debunk it in person, after all, he is my uncle and grandfather. He is still the only one of the four uncles and grandfathers in my legend who has been seen by me.

"So, what about the black spiral coil on my back?"

"The things you are talking about are called 'five visceral marks', which are evil marks that press on your heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys. It was summoned by the five elements of money to appear on its back. Usually only those who are evil in their hearts or who often do bad things that have no conscience will be sensed by the body and produce this imprint. ”

"You mean, Manager Ma......"

"Hmm", my uncle nodded, "I didn't want to save him, but I also want to get this five-element coin, and I don't want to lose the clue." plus the people from the head office interceded for him. So, I casually made up a set of nonsense to deal with him, who would have thought that they would be beaten crookedly and find you. ”

"Nonsense?" I don't understand, why make up nonsense if I'm afraid of losing clues. Moreover, since it is nonsense, why did I really help him "suck" a lot of black lines.

"Do you think talking nonsense is complete nonsense? Of course, you have to rely on it. Your fate can indeed help him share part of it, but it can't remove the roots. As for Sanzang in that name, I just wanted to increase the difficulty and fool him, haha. ”

"So, did you find the Five Elements coin?"

"Hmm", my uncle's face became melancholy, "I found it, but it's a pity, I'm afraid I can't belong to me." ”

"Why? You're so powerful, and there's something you can't handle? "I felt like I was a little bit gloating.

"Because", my uncle suddenly leaned his head over and stared into my eyes, "That person refuses to give it to me, what do you think I should do?" ”

"It must be that you are reluctant to spend money", I smiled, remembering the way he had just snatched my things, "It's really not good, you just grab it, I guess you don't do this kind of thing!" ”

"That's what you said? Do you really support me in doing this? ”

"Hmm", I nodded earnestly.

"Okay, good grandson, give the things to your uncle and grandfather!"

"Huh?" I stood up all at once, "You mean, then...... Something in my place? ”

"Yes", my uncle and grandfather pointed to the grimace money around my neck, "this is it!" ”

"But, this is fake?" Of course, I am not reluctant to bear this fake coin, but I am obliged to remind him.

"Are you an old fool? You can't tell the real from the fake! ”

"Well, since you want it, I'll give it to you, it's useless for me to keep it anyway!" I reached for the lanyard around my neck, but I was stabbed by something, and I lost feeling in both hands.

"Didn't I tell you everything? Why do you have to ......" I thought he was attacking me again, and I couldn't help but be a little angry, but I didn't know what words to use to describe this attack, so I had to look up, but I saw his solemn face.

"What's wrong?" I didn't know what was going on, so I hurriedly asked him, "Didn't you attack me just now?" ”

My uncle shook his head, and for the first time there was a frightened expression on his face, and he asked me, "Where did you get this thing?" ”

"I don't know. That day I went to Panjiayuan, and when I got home, it ...... It seems to have come out of my pants. ”

"Is that really the case, it chose you on its own initiative?"

"What's wrong? Is the problem serious? ”

"It's hard to say!" Uncle's face became stern, "Next, all the questions I ask you must be answered one by one, and there can't be half a lie, can you hear it clearly?" ”

I nodded.

"What's the worst thing you've ever done?"

This question was too difficult, I tilted my head and thought for a long time, and asked timidly: "When I was a child, I went to other people's vegetable gardens to steal sweet potatoes to cook and eat, is it counted?" ”

Grandpa shook his head.

"Then, when I was in kindergarten, I smoked him with a fart while other children were asleep, does it count?"

Uncle and grandfather frowned, but still shook his head.

"When I was in college, one night, I peed on the quilt of my roommate who had just quarreled and made him think he had urinated on the kang?"

My uncle still shook his head.

……

I've almost talked about all the things I've done since I was a child, and none of them have made him "satisfied".

In the end, he finally got impatient and asked me directly: "Have you never done poisoning, cheating money, slashing, framing, or blackmailing?" ”

It was my turn to shake my head, my uncle and grandfather, before coming to Beijing, I was basically studying full-time, how could I have the opportunity to do these "high-end" things.

"So, are you really a virgin?"

"Hmm", I blushed and asked this kind of faceless question.

"Tell the truth!"

"Why should I lie to you!" I also got a little annoyed and stared at him wide-eyed.

"Haven't you even done such a thing as jerking off?"

"What is a jerking off?"

"This ......" my uncle looked at me as if he was looking at an alien monster, "I don't know, forget it, remember not to jerk off in the future." ”

"Okay!"

"Don't disturb me, let me sort out my thoughts", my uncle and grandfather also stood up, and in the room, with his hands behind his back, paced nervously, and ignored me.

About ten minutes later, my uncle suddenly shouted, "I understand!" ”

He walked back briskly, sat down again in his chair, and motioned for me to sit down as well. Then, he took my hand and asked nervously, "Good grandson, are you afraid of death?" ”

"Afraid! How not to be afraid? "I was baffled by his question, how could an elder ask a junior like this.

"Oh, I was wrong, do you want to die?"

"No!" It's over, I thought to myself, my uncle and grandfather have entered Alzheimer's disease early, and the problems are stranger than the other.

"Okay, let me ask you again, if you use someone else's life to delay your own life, will you do it?"

"This", this is not an exam, I have to answer according to my true thoughts, "It depends on whose life is exchanged, if it is used for the life of my relatives or friends, I may not be able to accept it." ”

"You kid is so kind, your own life is going to die, and you don't want to hurt your relatives and friends. No wonder it wants to use you as a container and is reluctant to leave. ”

"I didn't understand!"

"You ......," my uncle and grandfather pointed to my grimace money, "do you recognize the words on it, what is written?" ”

"Water."

"Your water money, there is at least one evil spirit sealed in it, it is conscious. Usually, they will find some like-minded villains to complement each other as slaves or masters. ”

"Slave or master?"

"Well, strength determines dominance, if the person who has the water money is enough to suppress the sealed evil spirit, he is the master; If it can't be suppressed, the one who is sealed is the master. ”

"Isn't it sealed, how can it be?"

"The seal just makes its form unable to escape, and its consciousness, or energy field, can still work within a certain range. Let me ask you, did anything incredible happen on the day you went to Panjiayuan, such as hallucinations? ”

"It seems like ......" I remembered the dates engraved on the "imitation antiques", so I took out the quadrangular pyramid from the small satchel on my body, and turned the bottom side over, but there was no word on it, and it was rusty. I froze.