"Am I right?" As soon as my grandfather saw my expression, he understood everything, "You've been hallucinated by it!" I guess by that time, it's already slipped into your pants and followed you all the way home. ”

"You mean, it can run on its own?" My eyes widened, and I couldn't explain it with modern science, right?

"Of course you can move, what's all the fuss about." My uncle glanced at me dissatisfied, "Didn't I tell you that it has its own energy field and can use the power of nature." Don't let alone slip into your pants. As long as it wants to, it has no problem flying into the sky on its own. ”

"And what else does it need people for? Wouldn't it be better to go it alone? ”

"You're going to eat, aren't you?" My uncle didn't answer my question directly, "It's used to replenish energy, or physical strength." ”

"Hmm!"

"Of course it needs it, it's just that the food is different."

"What does it eat?" I suddenly felt a chill in my back bones, "Are those black lines, the five visceral marks?" ”

"Almost, something like that, I can't say for sure." Uncle and grandfather suddenly sold the lawsuit and refused to tell the truth, "I don't know what you have sealed here, the evil qi is so big, and the little borrowed evil qi on your body is far from enough for it to eat." If it weren't for the Five Elements Mole on your body that protected your Qi meridians and eight veins, temporarily blocking the route of the evil qi invasion, I am afraid that you would be a living dead by now. ”

"So what should I do?" I remembered that the black line on my back was gone, "I don't have anything to eat." ”

"What can I do, wait for death!" Uncle and Grandpa tried hard to tighten his face, but he still couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing, "Didn't I tell you, take someone else's life to feed him!" ”

"Huh? You let me go cannibalism? "I misunderstood what he meant, and the zombie scene came to mind.

"What kind of head are you? Stupid as a pig! I'm talking about life, not corpses! ”

"You mean, let me go and kill for money?" I feel like my heart is racing, do you have to do this?

"It's okay to kill someone. Of course, it's okay to make some money by the way, just don't let the police catch you", my uncle and grandfather's face didn't show any unnaturalness, "killing, arson, poisoning...... The more direct, the better! ”

"Don't kill people, okay?" I'm a little embarrassed. I can laugh at the bloodiest movie shots, but it's really hard to accept that I want to kill a real person.

"Okay, then you just wait to die!" Uncle and grandfather actually leaned back and began to close his eyes and recuperate, "Anyway, either let others see Hades, or you will go to hell by yourself, you can see that it's done." ”

"Well, it's better for me to go to hell by myself, and I can't contribute to this society anyway. You can't help it, wait for death, wait for death, who hasn't had this day? "I stood up again and prepared to go outside.

"Stinky boy, where are you going? The first time we met, I wanted to send your uncle's army, right? ”

"How dare I", I got off the donkey, and quickly turned around, only to find that he still closed his eyes tightly, and his heart was angry, "You have a good rest here!" I need to go back and arrange the aftermath early! ”

"Haha", my uncle and grandfather really couldn't pretend anymore, he opened his eyes and looked at me very seriously for a while, "You don't want to kill people and set fires, no matter how much I force you, it's useless." It's not that there is no other way to save your life, but it will be harder, can you bear it? ”

"What can't stand it, I'm not even afraid of death now!"

"What is there to fear from death? An irreversible process that saves even regrets. It takes courage to be alive! Tears suddenly welled up in my uncle's eyes, and he must have remembered something unhappy.

"Well, you say, what do you want me to do? Whether you can stand it or not, you will only know after experience! ”

"That's right!" Uncle and grandfather's self-regulation ability is very strong, and he returned to normal in an instant, he slapped his thigh hard, "What are you afraid of, the descendants of our Meng family?" ”

"You really don't have to kill people?"

"No, at least you don't have to kill people, right?"

"What do you mean......"

"I don't mean anything, if you want to live, you have to find food for them, good food and drink!"

"Good food and drink?"

"Pigs! I'm just making an analogy, no wonder you're still a ...... No sense of humor at all! ”

"Where are you going to find it, cemetery?"

"I'm going to be by you idiot. What do you do in the cemetery, do you want to dig up the grave and rob the body? Grandpa's eyes suddenly lit up, "However, you reminded me that if you go to those ancient tombs with heavy yin qi, maybe you can gain something." ”

"Forget it, I don't even dare to cheat on exams, and rob tombs? Save it! ”

"I see that you kid just don't cry when you don't see the coffin, you don't dare, you don't dare. Except for feeding with your eyes closed, what is there that people are born with? To live, we have to keep trying new things. Isn't it just a tomb robbery? Once born, twice cooked, and slowly you will get used to it. Moreover, having such a treasure to protect you is unlikely to endanger your life. Fresh, exciting, and can save your life, and if you're lucky, you'll make a windfall......"

"Stop! Besides, I think you, the so-called master of the world, are about to become a woman who eats melon seeds on the road. ”

"Stinky boy, you dare to bury me!"

"My dear, dear, dear uncle and grandfather, can we stop talking about these unnecessary things?" I was thinking about the sealing evil spirit that had been "out of food", "You are old, don't sell it!" If there is any simple and practical way, you can tell me directly, please! ”

"I've just hinted at it, the wind comes, the fire goes! Where there is danger, you run there; Where there is a wicked person, you will drill there. With that, he smiled too. It can be seen that the "master" who usually pretends to cherish words like gold and is unpredictable has made him feel a lot of grievances. It's rare to face me today, to release his true feelings, and he is a little reluctant to stop.

"Can you be more specific? As you know, I just came out of campus, and I'm not familiar with Beijing...... I'm afraid I won't be able to touch what you're talking about for a while. ”

"Who said that? Isn't this deception and calamity everywhere? Not to mention anything else, even if you go to squeeze the subway for a day, the grievances collected will be enough for it to eat a few meals, days or even weeks. ”

"Squeeze the subway, this method is not bad, by the way, ......", I didn't finish speaking, and I received another slap on the head.

"You stinky boy, you're really useless! What are you doing badly, go to the subway to pick up other people's rags! Grandpa exhaled a somewhat reddened palm with his mouth (because the grimace money had returned and stuck to me, and this time it hit him again), pointed at my nose angrily, and continued: "You have to learn these human survival tricks sooner or later. It's better to take this opportunity and have a good experience! ”

"Huh? You wish I had been in jail sooner! Even if you are right, sooner or later I have to learn to cheat, cheat and steal, and I have to have a competent master to take it, otherwise wouldn't it be for nothing to cheapen those policemen on duty? ”

"You stinky boy, why did you suddenly become smart again?" Uncle and grandfather touched his nose with his fingers, and said with a smile, "Others need a master to take it, but you don't need it." No matter what bad things you do, that thing on your body can help you get rid of it and ensure that it leaves no traces. Unless ......"

"Unless what?"

"Unless, when you were committing the crime, you met my colleague and saw through its tricks!"

"Is there a way to know about this situation in advance?"

"I don't, I don't know if it has it."

"Can you ask him for me, then?"

"Can't!"

"Am I at risk of jail time?"

"What are you afraid of, the probability of this kind of thing happening will not be too high, although it is ......"

"Can you not always talk half-talked!"

"Although, this is the capital, a place where the masters gather. If your luck is not good", my uncle and grandfather glanced at me and hurriedly continued, "It is also possible that you will be targeted for the first time." ”

"So, is there anything else you can do?"

"Yes!"

"Tell me about it!"

"Follow Manager Ma, if you can take on a few tasks by yourself, the effect will be better!"

"A company as big as theirs would do this kind of indiscriminate thing?"

"Look at what you said, could it be that all that money was blown by the wind? What's more, it's a company like them, it's a company that collects orders and doesn't cheat others, how can they grow up so quickly? Grandpa's nose snorted slightly.

"But, I don't want to do anything hurtful!"

"Nature's law of survival is that the law of the jungle is the strong, and there is no so-called harm to nature. If you really evaluate it according to the bullshit logic in your heart, in order to survive, human beings don't know how many hurtful things to do every day. Moreover, in many incidents, even if you are not the direct culprit, you are an accomplice in some sense. ”

"Well, don't tell me these big truths, I just don't want to be the culprit, OK?"

"Isn't this enough, you go to help Manager Ma and them do things, the culprit is such a beautiful role, it will definitely not be your turn!"

"But?" I feel that there is something wrong here, but I don't know what is wrong and how to refute it.

"Don't worry about it anymore, you are the only relative I have seen in this world all these years, and I will not harm you."

"Okay!"

"It's almost time, let's talk about this for the time being, I have to let Manager Ma in, he is the veteran of the company, it's not good to leave him aside for too long." If he asks about what happened, you say I've been touching you, but you don't say a word. Also, remember, don't talk about your relationship on any occasion! ”

"I know."

"Wait, one more thing! Keep that camera of yours, and I'll give it back to you when the time is right! ”

"Oh", I pulled my camera out of my bag and handed it to him.

At that moment, I forgot all about my grandmother's advice! However, it is nothing, my uncle and grandfather are both my relatives and an expert in this field, and since he wants to leave it behind, there should always be a way to prevent bad luck from passing on to me.

After my uncle took it, I shook it with my hand, and the camera was gone, and it was really a master in the world!

Manager Ma was in another tea room, and he was about to fall asleep. As soon as he heard that he could come over, he hurriedly ran over, didn't even look at me, and went directly to Zhao Tianshi, who was closing his eyes and recuperating, and asked in a low voice, "Master, have you found a solution?" ”

Zhao Tianshi opened his eyes and said slowly: "Everything is fate!" ”

Manager Ma blinked, obviously not understanding, and hurriedly asked, "Disciple is stupid, can the master say more specifics?" ”

"You and this Don ...... Sir's lives complement each other. What is done to you is good to him. Therefore, he sucked the aura from your back, and not only did it come unscathed, but it was also transformed into aura and slowly absorbed it. ”

"Then look at the little bit of ...... left on me"

"Four words, cultivate the mind!"

"That's natural, but", Manager Ma glanced back at me and shouted to me: "Xiao Tang, there's nothing for you here, go outside and wait for me!" ”

My uncle didn't react, I didn't dare to look at them anymore, and ran out quickly.

After waiting outside for less than ten minutes, Manager Ma was rescued, with mixed feelings on his face.

I hurriedly ran over and asked him, "Manager, what does the master say?" ”

"Don't talk about me yet. Honestly, what did you do when you were alone with the master before? ”

"I didn't do anything, he just told me to take off my clothes, and then, this touch, that touch", I remembered my uncle's instructions, and said nonsense without shame.

"Oh, did he tell you anything?"

"No," I shook my head, "this master is weird, he can't be a charlatan, right?" He even snatched my camera! ”

"Don't talk nonsense", Manager Ma hurriedly covered my mouth, looked around nervously, and pushed me out, "If you have anything to say, let's go home and talk about it!" ”