Chapter 8 Scared to pee your pants

Niu Fat looked at me, "Are you stupid?" Look at the child's face. ”

I followed Niu Fat's prompt to look at the child's face, maybe it was the influence of the light, the child's face looked sickly white, so it can't be said that the child is not human. "What's wrong with that?" I asked rhetorically.

Niu Pang looked at me speechlessly, "If you look at the back of the child, no matter how dark it is, you can vaguely see the buildings behind it, but we can't see the child's body at all." ”

After he said this, I found that I really couldn't see the child's body, "Don't say it, really, let's go and have a look." ”

Niu Pang heard me say this, "Get out, I want to go to you, I won't go, there are not many people who burn paper in the middle of the night, and I feel unlucky when I meet it, maybe I will follow a ghost child, and I won't go to death." ”

I didn't care what Niu Pang said, I walked straight in the direction of the old lady, Niu Pang followed me helplessly, and when I walked to the old lady, I didn't see any children, maybe the child was greedy to play and ran away, this old lady kept talking about something.

I squatted down and said very politely, "Auntie, you still come to burn paper in the middle of the night?" As soon as I said this, I wanted to slap myself, what kind of way to say hello.

The old lady raised her head, and the wrinkles on her face directly told me her age, not eighty or seventy, "I'm giving money to my son." ”

Son? It turned out that the old lady was burning paper for her son, I watched the old lady throw the banknotes into the fire, and when I saw the banknotes in the fire~ the bills, my heart sank, and I hurriedly pulled Niu Fat and walked back.

After walking a distance, Niu Fat couldn't walk anymore, so he stopped me, "What's wrong with you?" I said the kid was a ghost. ”

I shook my head, "I'm afraid it's not just children, I saw the old lady burn paper with real money, and burned paper for dead people with real money?" ”

"Maybe the old lady misses her son and thinks that he is not dead?" Niu Fat touched the back of his head.

Niu Fat's words are also right, people's fatal weakness is curiosity, curiosity comes together, it is a sea of swords, and I want to see, Niu Pang and I decided to hide behind the green belt to observe the old lady's every move.

After observing for a while, I had the illusion that there was an invisible man standing in front of the old lady, and this person had three fires on his shoulders. My heart was beating a drum.

After the old lady burned the paper, the paper ash formed a stack of invisible rectangles, waiting for the last bit of spark to burn out, and the invisible man picked up the money and slowly disappeared.

"Niu Fat, what I think is that the old lady is a human, and the human form just now is a ghost." I turned to Niu Fat and said.

Niu Fat's facial features were squeezed together, his legs were shivering, his pants were wet, and a smell of urine ~ used air to suck into my nose.

I hurriedly covered my nose, "Niu Fat, you are too unvirtuous, right?" Scared like this? Still peeing your pants, how old are you. "I complained.

Niu Pang simply sat on the ground, signaling us diagonally opposite with his eyes, and when I looked over, I almost reacted with Niu Pang to pee.

On the green belt diagonally opposite us, a little boy, wearing a glowing green clothes, stood on the green belt and smiled at us, the first reaction was that there was nothing abnormal, the child was naughty, think about it carefully, this green belt is all small branches, where can it withstand the weight of a small child, this child can not be so light even if it is light.

The child waved at us and ran over to the old lady while jumping on the green belt.

At this time, the old lady had finished burning the paper, stood up straight, looked at the cars on both sides, and was about to cross the road, when the child suddenly appeared on the left side of the old lady, holding the old lady's hand.

Niu Pang pulled my clothes, "Let's go, you didn't see the child's appearance just now, but I saw it clearly just now." A face without eyes, two bloody holes just staring at us. ”

I looked at the puddle of water next to Niu Fat, listened to his description, and knew how terrible it was, but this old lady was seventy or eighty years old, did I really care about her?

"I said Ma Dong, don't overflow with love, this child is a ghost, you believe me, absolutely." Niu Pang saw my thoughts and said decisively.

"But it's an old lady, why don't we two help out?"

In the middle of speaking, a violent brake frightened my whole body, broken, the old lady had a car accident.

I stood up and saw a truck parked on the road, right in front of the driver, and I saw the old lady lying in a pool of blood, her head had been crushed by the car and turned into flesh, her neck was still blistering with blood, and her hands were still moving.

"Send to the hospital, hurry to the hospital." I suddenly stepped out of the green belt and scared the driver out of the way.

"What are you talking about?" Listening to the accent, the driver is a Sichuanese.

Niu Fat squatted on the ground because he peed his pants, looked up at me and said, "You don't fucking interfere, your head is sparse, and only the car from the funeral home pulls people." ”

This Sichuan man came over and said, "What are you talking about?" He asked me again.

I pointed to the front of his car, "If you hit someone, don't go, I'll call 110." ”

The Sichuan man looked at me, "Are you a fool?" Who is this? ”

I walked out of the green belt and pointed to the front of the Sichuan people's car, "Isn't that the old lady?" Under the wheels. ”

The Sichuan people glanced at me, and walked to the front of their car suspiciously, and I clearly saw that the steps of the Sichuan people passed through the old lady's body, and the driver lowered his head and looked at the situation under his car, with a puzzled face.

Niu Fat patted me, "Run." ”

I didn't say a word, I ran behind Niu Fat, grandma has legs, it turns out that the old lady is also a ghost, and I was talking to him just now.

Ran back to the hospital in one go, sitting on the sofa in the hospital lobby, dressed in rough clothes, and his lungs were about to explode.

I wiped the sweat on my body, what happened in the past two days, I always meet ghosts, next time I go out, do you need to look at the yellow calendar, I really have to buy a yellow calendar to take a look.

After a ten-minute break, I looked at Niu Fat, "Niu Fat, don't you think you shouldn't sit here?" ”

Niu Pang sat on the sofa on all fours, his crotch was obviously wet, Niu Pang saw me staring at his crotch, and immediately stood up and walked to the office.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw the boss in the office sitting in my place, "What's the matter, the two of you are back?" ”

"Come? Have you come to the customer? ”

The boss nodded, "Here, he'll come back tomorrow to look for you, but where have you been?" The boss looked at the fat and wet piece of Niu with a smile on his face, and was not angry at our skipping work.

"Drink ~ drink the water and spill it." Cow fat cover-up.

"You went to KTV?" The boss gets straight to the point.

I stopped pouring water, "How do you know?" ”

"A kid told me." The boss looked at me leisurely, his eyes seemed to ask me if I believed it or not.

I laughed dryly, "Kid, what's the child." I poured a glass of water and handed it to the Boss.

"Follow~you~back~ kids." The boss said this word by word, and my back was numb when I said it.

I was stunned for a moment by what the boss said, "Boss, you know everything?" ”

"This child and this old lady, every full moon night will burn paper there, burn paper for the dead son, it happened six years ago in July, the old lady, the son, the little grandson, on that road to the old lady's dead wife burned paper, after burning the paper, the child was naughty, kicked a pile of paper ashes that had just been burned and not burned out, provoking a ghost did not receive the money, the ghost this thing, brainstorming, when the three people crossed the road, blindfolded the eyes of the three people, did not see the speeding car, there was a car accident, The son's life is big, but he just scratches a little skin. The old lady and her little grandson were killed in this car accident. ”

"Then why would the old lady burn paper there?" Niu Fat walked to the sofa and sat down after changing his pants.

The eldest continued, "This old lady doesn't know what to think, after her death, she always thought that her son was dead, and she and her little grandson were still alive, every full moon night, she would go to burn paper for her son, and the dead burned paper for the living, and it was fortune to burn, and his son's business is now very big, these two people burn paper, and many people around have met it, nothing unusual, but the obsession is too deep to be reincarnated." ”

I looked at Niu Fat with unfinished thinking, "Look at you, scare you like this, aren't they just two obsessed ghosts?" Scares you like this. ”

Niu Fat pouted, "No, you didn't see that child, it's really scared to death." ”

"That kid is really scary, one person was scared into a psychiatric hospital and hasn't come out yet." The words changed, "Let's get down to business, the brand I gave you is to let you feel the soul, like today's soul, you just pretend not to see it, this brand is to allow you to perceive the existence of the soul and communicate with the soul, but ordinary souls don't need to communicate." ”

"Will the kid follow us?" Niu Fat asked.

The boss curled the corners of his mouth, "What do you say?" Don't worry, this brand you bring is called a psychic card, which allows you to see the soul and speak at the same time, and the general soul does not dare to enter you. ”

Niu Pang heard this, touched his psychic card, "It's still a good thing, if this is sold separately" The voice came suddenly, looking at the boss, "Talking and playing, talking and playing." A smile on his face.

The boss stood up at this time, "In the future, you will deduct your salary without permission, five thousand at a time, and at ten o'clock tomorrow night, your first customer will come over and prepare." With that, he walked out of the office door.

After the boss left, Niu Pang was still wiping the psychic card, and I came to Niu Pang's side, "Niu Pang, we have the first order tomorrow, and we have a salary." "Being scared like this, the breakup of Wei Xiaoxiao was completely scared, in front of life, nothing is worth mentioning.

Niu Fat was happier than I was, and the corners of his mouth were about to reach the base of his ears. "I don't even know how to spend it."

The two of them had a happy night, which meant that they had money.

Niu Pang and I belong to the singles, and we decided to move our home directly to the plastic surgery hospital, and one cardboard box is enough for the two of us. After packing up at Niu Fat's house, and sleeping comfortably, the two of them carried a cardboard box and returned to the plastic surgery hospital. At this rate, it won't be long before Lao Tzu will be able to occupy a house in this city, and he will feel beautiful when he thinks about it.

It wasn't dark yet, and Niu Fat was lying on the sofa and knocking on his little broken notebook, which made me feel uncomfortable. Niu Fat is a comic comparison, we just left his small house with the front foot, and hung our small house on the back foot 58, this psychology is not something that ordinary people can have.

In order to wait for the first customer to come to the door, I sat in the office, looked at the mobile phone for more than 100 times, Niu Fat had a problem, a nervous and excited, just go to the toilet, after going a few times, Niu Fat simply did not come out.

finally got to ten o'clock, but no one came over for a long time, and Niu Fat was already holding back.

It wasn't until half past ten that the office phone came to mind, and I pressed the announcement, "Ma Consulting, there are guests looking for you, can guests go directly to your office?" ”

Niu Fat's face was full of pride, and he didn't know where to get a suit on his body, which was obviously one size thinner, and he wore it indecently on him. Niu Pang pinched his throat, knowing that he was going to play an official tone, which seemed to me to be like a singer, so I immediately grabbed the voice, "Come here." "Press the end button.

Niu Fat pointed at me, "It's not interesting enough." ”

"Just your official tone, it's like you're talking like a singer. Hurry up and do it, the money is coming. I winked ambiguously at Niu Fat.