In less than a minute, there was a knock on the office door, and Niu Pang still said in a very official tone, "Please come in." ”

The person who came in was a man of 1.7 meters, wearing a mask and a black cap, so that his face and eyes could not be seen.

I came back to my senses and made a gesture in the direction of the couch, "Sir, please be seated." ”

The man's behavior of sitting on the sofa made me curious, a big man gave people the feeling of being afraid of this and that, as if he was very scared.

I sat on the side of the sofa, "Hello, I'm the consultant here, Ma Dong, this is my assistant Niu Zhan." "When I said that Niu was fat, I almost lost my mouth.

The man pointed to the floor-to-ceiling window of the office, "Can you close the curtains?" "The voice is sharp and the speed of speech is fast.

I turned my head to look at the floor-to-ceiling window, and the corners of my mouth twitched. But the customer is God, and I motioned to Niu Fat to close the curtains.

After pulling it on, the man took off the hat and mask, the man's face, the intuitive first impression, is ugly, too fucking ugly, ugly is scary, the man's whole head, except for the hair can be accepted, the rest can only be described as miserable.

The man's whole face is an inverted melon seed face, with an obvious cyan birthmark on the left half, which looks a little hideous, a pair of danfeng eyes ruined on the cloudy eyeballs, and a huge black mole in the left eyebrow, which is not big The black mole is extremely prominent. Compared with him, Wei Xiaoxiao is simply a comparison of immortals.

Niu Pang looked at the man and wanted to laugh, his fat face was red, tears were holding back, and he was about to hold back, so I immediately interrupted, "Niu Fat, pour a glass of water for the guest." ”

I was still steady, but the moment Niu Pang stood up and turned around, I almost burst out laughing, Niu Fat's smile was undoubtedly leaking, and even the vegetable leaves he ate at night were still on his teeth.

The man touched his face, "I'm ugly, right?" ”

I nodded unresponsively, and then realized that something was wrong, "No, don't get me wrong, sir. ”

The man shook his head, "It's okay, I've been laughed at to the point of being laughed at, it doesn't matter anymore, just call me Mr. Zhang." ”

Niu Pang took a glass of water, handed it to the man, and said casually, "Mr. Ugly." This atmosphere was instantly blown up by Niu Fat.

Mr. Zhang glanced at Niu Fat, there was a lot of resentment in his eyes, Niu Pang hurriedly waved his hand, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, I didn't say you were ugly, I am~~" Niu Fat is getting darker and darker.

"Mr. Zhang, what kind of post-operative results do you want?" I broke the ice and motioned to Niu Fat not to speak.

Mr. Zhang took out a few photos to show me, we have all seen these three photos, Andy Lau, Chow Yun-fat, Fei Yuqing, "Just look better than them." Mr. Zhang said without hesitation.

Hearing this, my face instantly turned green, and my speech stumbled. "Better than ~~ than them~~?"

Mr. Zhang nodded, "Yes, it's better than them, and the price is within 500,000." ”

The price is tempting, but turning such a person into a Chow Yun-fat is not more difficult than turning an ugly duckling into a white swan. "Sir, this is a bit difficult, you can make a public face first, and then slowly change it."

Mr. Zhang was immediately dissatisfied, "Volkswagen? I've been ugly for more than 30 years, I've been a public, I have to be a handsome guy to be worthy of my ugliness for more than 30 years. Mr. Zhang said this, not polite at all.

Niu Pang took three photos, Niu Pang is a person who is a little hot, and after listening to Mr. Zhang's words, he definitely wants to return the favor. "I said brother, they are recognized as handsome guys, you also know your own conditions, you inquire, which hospital dares to accept you, I looked at your face, a knife is the main artery, and we are the only ones who dare to give you plastic surgery." I felt sarcasm both inside and outside the words.

I also wanted to save some of the atmosphere, but I found that Mr. Zhang was very fond of this, and his eyes changed when he looked at Niu Fat, "Then what do you say I have become?" ”

Niu Pang pretended to pinch Mr. Zhang's chin, and slurred twice from time to time, indicating that he was very embarrassed. "This face has to be cosmetic to say the least, and it costs a million, and you have to use the best potion."

Mr. Zhang immediately reluctant, "Yesterday the doctor didn't say that, he said that only 500,000 yuan is enough, and this is all my belongings." "The voice is high-pitched, like buying vegetables in a vegetable market.

Niu Pang patted Mr. Zhang's shoulder, "To tell you the truth, 500,000 yuan for your face plastic surgery is enough, this is just the basics, we also have a technology that can make your face go to the hospital and not find out if you have plastic surgery, how about it?" ”

Mr. Zhang's small eyes rolled around, "What you said is true?" ”

Niu Fat nodded, "Can this still lie to you?" Do you think you're ugly right now? ”

Mr. Zhang nodded, "Ugly." ”

"You see that you think you're ugly, and you don't give yourself the perfect point? It's been ugly for so long, is it not perfect enough to be worthy of your face? Niu Fat continued to add oil and vinegar.

These words are very useful to Mr. Zhang, "It must be perfect, I have been ugly for thirty years, and for the sake of fairness, I should be handsome." ”

No matter how I hear this, it's like Niu Fat is engaged in pyramid schemes, how can life be fair or unfair, you are ugly, but you have money, this is what God makes up for you.

"We have a price list here, you look at it, the minimum is 100,000, you can refer to it." Niu Pang took out his little broken computer.

I glanced at the price list because of curiosity, just this glance, I knew that this price list would not be in the hospital, it was the price list made by Niu Pang himself, and there were before and after photos, Niu Pang played PS all day long, and I really used it this time.

Soon, Mr. Zhang was stunned for a moment, and pointed to Niu Fat's one-million-dollar price list, "That's it, you said, 800,000 Qi live, I want Chow Yun-fat's eyes, Andy Lau's face, and Fei Yuqing's mouth." ”

Niu Pang closed the computer, "No problem, pay a deposit of 100,000 yuan first, and we will inform you when we have plastic surgery, the recent surgery cycle can't be scheduled, I'll give you a little bit, and try to put you in the front." ”

Ciao, I can't insert a word, when does Niu Fat have the potential to be a liar, he is really blind if he doesn't deceive people.

When signing the contract, Mr. Zhang looked at Niu Pang and pointed at me, "I want to sign a contract with him, he looks better than you." ”

When Niu Pang heard this, his face darkened, but for the sake of money, he didn't do anything, but smiled, "You originally signed a contract with him." ”

"Yes, yes, he is more reliable, and he is good-looking." Mr. Zhang said without hesitation.

Niu Fat gritted his teeth with hatred, and I could only laugh in my heart.

Mr. Zhang was fooled by Niu Pang and left very satisfied, and when Niu Pang sent Mr. Zhang out of the hospital and came back, he scolded his mother again and again.

"He's just such a fucking ugly bastard, isn't it just a few broken money in his hands? is really his housekeeper, what else do you say, do you look at Andy Lau's eyes on my face? I rub it, and I don't want to wash my feet. Niu Fat complained again and again.

I sneered, "Seriously, a veteran doesn't dare to touch this million's face, don't lift a stone and hit your own feet, make a wedding dress for someone else, and there is no place to cry." ”

Niu Pang waved his hand, "Don't worry, I will be stunned for such a person, and I don't know where his self-confidence comes from." ”

I sighed, "A million, just for a face, he is really open-minded." ”

Niu Pang threw the folder to me, "You hurry up and take it to the boss to receive the order, get it early, and feel at ease." ”

I reluctantly picked up the document and walked to the fifteenth floor, looking at a lot of people standing in the corridor on the fifteenth floor, thinking that I had made another sum of money today, and I don't know what he is worth now. Seeing that the operation is being done in the operating room, the boss must be busy, so I'll come back later. I looked up at the vents above, thanks to the secret?

"Ma Dong? Is the first business negotiated? The boss's voice appeared at the top of the stairs behind me.

I turned my head and looked at the boss, "Boss, aren't you having surgery?" ”

The boss smiled softly and went straight to the office, "Am I the only plastic surgeon?" ”

"I forgot, how can you be the only plastic surgeon in the entire hospital."

Entering the boss's office, I handed the document to the boss, "Niu Fat's results have fooled the list of 800,000 yuan." ”

The boss took a cursory look and handed me the contract, "Okay, it's the material for this business." As he spoke, he took out a piece of paper from a drawer, "This is a matching soul, and when you find it, I'll tell you what to do next." ”

I took the piece of paper, there was a black and white photo pasted on it, the black and white of the photo can't stop this man's handsomeness, I can hardly see a little flaw on this man's face, this face to Mr. Zhang? I feel sorry for it.

"Boss, how are you looking for this soul?" I asked, puzzled.

"There is a document, Hubei people, you take the car to find this person first, the closer to the soul, the brighter your psychic card, and all expenses can be reimbursed by the hospital." The boss was holding a patterned wooden sign at work and pondering, and I was too embarrassed to bother.

After saying a few words, I left with interest and returned to my own territory, Niu Pang took this piece of paper, and always felt jealous of talent.

Niu Fat, this person, is in a hurry, he is not urgent, he is not a brain, after listening to me, he will book a train ticket without asking.

We had just gotten off work, and Niu Fat was dressed decently, and he pulled me straight to the train station, which, according to him, was called striking while the iron was hot, lest the soul be snatched away. He's still afraid that he will snatch it, who will rob the soul of the dead with you? It's like a baby.

I scolded Niu Pang n times along the way, I could only accept Niu Pang's arrangement speechlessly, the tickets for the through train were sold out, this goods bought six tickets, according to the normal speed, we could almost arrive in a day and a half, Niu Pang was stunned It took two days to arrive.