52_52488 Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai have been playing since childhood, it can be said that they know each other very well, and immediately guessed a ** not far from ten, and they didn't say much at the moment, one step to grab it, according to Bu Facai's ass is a kick, the three rats seemed to know the pain, and with a scream in his mouth, the pig's head in his hand was gone. Outside the door, the three rats saw the meaning and pounced, Niu Erzhu secretly placed a stumbling block, Bu Facai just walked a few steps, and Niu Erzhu successfully plotted, and fell to the ground with a plop. Read the full text of the latest chapter.

Da Shao immediately pounced on it, and suppressed Bu Facai to death, these three rats usually have very little strength, but today they are like a brute bull, even if Da Shao is not what it used to be, it can't be suppressed, Da Shao was staggered by Bu Facai, almost let go a few times, I really couldn't stand it, so I had to ask everyone for help: "Senior brother, sister, you guys are taking a hand, wow, the three rats are estimated to be on the body of the ghost in the grave, I can't help it!" ”

This thing came suddenly, everyone didn't react for a while, listened to Niu Erzhu shouted, immediately understood, one by one stacked arms and sleeves, pounced up, pressed the hands of the pressers, pressed the feet of the feet, it took a lot of effort, and finally the three rats were pressed to death, that Bu Facai was like crazy, struggling, and then saw that he really couldn't break free, suddenly wow, howled and cried, crying so badly, crying and crying, while crying and saying: "I don't want to die, I haven't lived enough to take it!" ”

Niu Erzhu scolded in his heart: "Nonsense, who wants to die if you live well, but when your life is up, who can stop you?" The king of Hades told you to die on the third watch, who would dare to keep you until the fifth watch? Dead are all dead, and they still come out to be embarrassed, isn't it nothing to toss people? Seeing that Bu Facai no longer struggled, he got off him panting, lit a cigarette, walked up to him, and said with a smile on his face: "I said which one are you always - 00 - 00 - is it on that grave?" It's not right for you to be old, 'yin' and yang are different, this broad daylight, you always casually possess the living, aren't you afraid of the slightest carelessness and ashes? ”

Niu Erzhu is actually a layman, and the ghost upper body is also called a bumper, and the people have their own ways to deal with him. For example, use chopsticks to pinch your fingers, burn incense and pray for prayers. Most of the victims are big girls and little daughters-in-law, because 'women' are born with weak yang energy, and they are easy to provoke these things, and they don't need any mages or the like to cure them, and they don't even use magic weapons, just an old man or an old lady, 'getting' a bowl of water. A pair of chopsticks and a kitchen knife will do!

After something happened at home, someone who understood would invite the oldest man in the village to come over, and the old man took the chopsticks, and first chattered in his mouth, as for what he was reading, no one knew. Then he put the chopsticks in the water bowl and said in his mouth, "Is it so-and-so?" Hold on to your chopsticks! "If you get it right, you will stand in the bowl with chopsticks. If you make a mistake, you can only start over, and after confirming the name of the deceased, you will ask why. Then apologize and make a wish, and finally shout, slash at the chopsticks with a kitchen knife, if the chopsticks fall, that kind of thing is over, and the evil person will immediately come to life, just like someone who has nothing to do. If the chopsticks can't be chopped, then it's over, this thing must not be good, and you must die a few times to stop.

But no matter what kind of practice, there are certain rituals, and there is no such thing as Niu Erzhu talking about conditions, which means the same as playing the piano to the cow, but it is also the luck of this Niu Erzhu, the ghost on the upper body today does not seem to be a bad ghost, and he just died, and he still knows some human feelings, listening to Niu Erzhu's words, he immediately stopped crying, grinning, and drooling: "I don't want to die!" ”

Da Shao rolled his eyes, this is all nonsense, it's useless to say this: "Old man, it stands to reason that you have broken the rules here, we will live here for a few days, not showing the mountains and not 'dew' water, not recruiting anyone and not provoking anyone, it doesn't make sense for you to make trouble all the time, we have a master here," Da Shao said and pointed to the half-immortal, "Take you directly" It's ready-made, but we have no grievances, we can't bear to do it, I advise you to hurry up and go back to where you are, otherwise once you move, you will still suffer! ”

These words actually played some role, Bu Facai looked at the half-immortal, and there was really jealousy in his eyes, but he was still a dead duck with a hard mouth, and he refused to let go: "No injustice and no hatred?" Says who? You do, but this kid is different, my son gave me the tribute he 'got', all of which were stolen by this kid, and the days of the 'underworld' were miserable, and he was allowed to eat them several times a year, what should I do in the future? ”

Niu Erzhu knew that he would say this, Bu Facai was sneaky, he came back so quickly, and the money that everyone gave him was not 'spent', this thing naturally came a little strangely, but he thought about it, and he didn't expect that he would steal the tribute of the dead, it seems that this kid's wealth 'fan' has reached the point of incorrigible 'medicine'. Da Shao's heart was angry, and he had to say good things for the three rats: "Old man, it's not right for him to steal your things, but we will naturally compensate you, it's not right for you to do this all the time, but I listen to people's persuasion to eat enough, I think it's better to forget it, it's difficult for everyone on the page to do!" ”

Bu Facai probably heard Niu Erzhu's tone soften, and suddenly became angry: "No! I can't suffer this loss, if you want me to go, half a year later! I want to enjoy the happiness of the yang world again, and he deserves it! "Da Shao became angry when he heard it, half a year? At most, a month, if you don't get rich, you will be tossed to death, and you know that this thing is generally bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, so you can't help but roar angrily: "Don't ink with me, if you know each other, hurry up, otherwise as soon as my master makes a move, you won't have time to regret it!" ”

The dead ghost is also a coward, as soon as he saw Niu Erzhu carrying out the half-fairy, he immediately became honest, but he still refused to leave, but pretended to be pitiful, and said miserably: "Young man, can't you pity me?" I am a rich and noble family who takes advantage of others, and I died at seventy-five, and I fell into the sewer and died, how unjust must this be? The sons are not filial, and they hook up with my thirteenth aunt, if I don't teach them a lesson, I can't swallow this breath! ”

Da Shao was so angry that he fainted, you are seventy-five years old, and you are still wronged when you die? You're a bad old man, and you're married to thirteen aunts, what's the if it's not called evil? Niu Erzhu was about to ridicule each other with his 'lips', and suddenly heard the sentence that he fell into the sewer and fell to his death, his heart suddenly turned, and both eyes were bright, this is not that Niu Erzhu has the intention to spy on other people's **, but that he got inspiration from this sentence and found a way to get close to Duan Qirui and then assassinate him!

"I said old man, I also understand, aren't you just unwilling to die, I naturally have a way to teach your children and grandchildren a lesson, to ensure that you have enough food and clothing in the future, and you can do me a favor, and then we will clear up, each going his own way, what do you think?" Da Shao's face suddenly changed, and he said with a hippie smile!