Ninety-five, charlatans
52_52488 Bu Facai's eyes rolled, as if he had the intention of agreeing, but he didn't let go: "It's okay, but I don't know you, who knows if your words count?" It's okay to do this, you have to take this breath for me first, as long as the old man and I feel comfortable, no matter what happens in the future, as long as I can help, there is absolutely no second word, we are all red-faced men, although we will not be careful, but everything has to be said to the end first! ”
Niu Erzhu couldn't wait to kick his feet, he read countless people, and he could see it in just a few words, this old guy is a scoundrel who is rich and unkind, don't look at the two bad money, in fact, his heart is darker than Jiang Yang's thief, and his things are more filthy than the ruffian's 'mix' and 'mix', just such a thing, I'm afraid that the dog won't eat it if I cut my heart out! It's just that now it's useful to him, and he also throws a rat bogey, so he has to have some scruples, Niu Erzhu endured the anger in his stomach and nodded: "Cheng, this matter is not a problem, but you can remember it, if you dare to change the hexagram at that time, Lao Tzu will not spare you!" ”
At the moment, the two sides negotiated, Bu Facai's neck was crooked, and there was no movement immediately, the half-immortal came to see, the old ghost had not left, but it was just lurking in the body of the three rats, and did not continue to make trouble. Read the full text of the latest chapter.
After a while, Bu Facai woke up, although he was a little haggard, but it was not a big deal, but he ate a stomach of half-cooked pig's head 'meat', and after a while, he made a 'hair' disease, and he pulled more than a dozen times in the morning, and finally his eye sockets also sank, and his face 'color' also changed, and he was lying on the ground humming vigorously. It's hard to even move. Da Shao and Ma Fengyi were busy boiling soup and decoction 'medicine' for the three rats, needless to say, before and after lunch, Wang Yaqiao went out of the room according to the original agreement and went straight to the city.
After about half an hour, Bu Facai finally stopped a little, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and now they are waiting for Wang Yaqiao to come back to deliver the letter. Once his business is done, it will be easy to talk about it in the future. Everyone is waiting anxiously. After another ten minutes or so, I heard the sound of footsteps outside, Wang Yaqiao broke in, his face was full of joy, carrying a burden in his hand, he didn't even bother to drink saliva when he came in, and said excitedly: "It's done, junior brother, the next step is to look at you!" ”
Niu Erzhu nodded silently. (800) Stretched out his hand to take the burden in Wang Yaqiao's hand, opened it and saw that it was a Taoist robe, as well as some copper bells, Buddha dust, fake beards and the like, and the most conspicuous thing was an umbrella, which was not a foreigner's thing, but a reorganized handmade zuò. Authentic oil-paper umbrellas, when you look at these things, you have a score in your heart, and when you dress up one by one, after a while, a 'fine' strong boy will become a middle-aged veteran. Niu Erzhu pretended to walk a few steps, everyone looked at it, yes, it was really like that, I didn't know it, I thought it might be a master who came down from a famous mountain!
Da Shao pretended to stop, laughed and walked in front of Bu Facai. Attached to his ear and said: "Old man, the matter is done, the future will depend on you, how you want to get angry is up to you, but you have to have a quasi-score, you must not make a fuss, the matter is 'made' big, we can't clean it up!" Bu Facai grinned, listening to Niu Erzhu's words, he couldn't even find the north, just stunned for a moment, his body suddenly became cold, like pouring a basin of cold water on his head, I don't know what was going on, a stream of green smoke came out from the top of his head, and he slipped into the oil-paper umbrella with a sting.
Bu Facai seemed to have suddenly unloaded a thousand catties of heavy burden from his body, he was relaxed for a while, he was not stupid, he immediately noticed that something was wrong, and asked Niu Erzhu with straight eyebrows: "Erzhuzi, what happened just now, why do I think something is missing from my body first?" "Niu Erzhu is not easy to say directly, Bu Facai, this kid has a shortcoming, what he is most afraid of is the word ghost, he wants to know that he is a ghost, but he is afraid that he will faint at that time, but it seems that he can't be 'blinded' when he says anything else, and Da Shao has no choice but to say nothing, waved his hand at him, turned his head and took Ma Fengyi and Du Xiaoxian out of the 'door'.
Press the 'chaotic' cemetery in the crowd not to mention, just say that Niu Erzhu and the three of them, all the way to stop and stop, and soon arrived in the city, the servants first found a clothing shop, this clothing shop is a place to sell old clothes, no matter how good the clothes, go in 'spend' a few dollars, half new and not old, can be bought and worn, Ma Fengyi and Du Xiaoxian went in and picked for a long time, 'got' two new robes, found a place to change them, and then came out to see, two peerless beauty' The woman is gone, but standing in front of her are two 'fine' and clever Taoist children.
Niu Erzhu secretly picked his thumb, the Du family's mother's 'daughter' is famous for her disguise technique, it seems that it is really not a "wave" to get a false name, just after a while, the two "women" have become teenagers in their twenties, although it is not flawless, but if you don't look carefully, you really can't detect it, it seems that you really have to ask your uncle for advice in the future, this craft is too interesting, maybe you can really save your life at a critical time!
Da Shao secretly asked the address of the old ghost's house, and then took Ma Fengyi and Du Xiaoxian, all the way to his house unhurriedly, we have to say a few words about this place, the umbrella has a special meaning in the folk, of course, it is talking about the paper umbrella in ancient times, the current plastic umbrella is not counted, the umbrella looks like the shape of a house from the glyph, and has the function of living, but the following vertical is too thin, can not be supported, and it is not good to live in people, since it is not for people to live, it is naturally for ghosts to live, Now there are still many taboos among the people, such as not being able to play an umbrella in the room, etc., and the root of it comes from here.
A few people walked less than half an hour earlier, and saw the old ghost's home from a distance, and it was time for lunch, which should be a scene of misty cooking smoke, but there was a group of people around the 'door' of this family, three layers inside and three layers outside, which was simply impassable. The crowd shrank their heads, 'crossed' their heads, as if they were talking about something, and from time to time there were screams and screams from the innermost part of the crowd, mixed with the sound of the 'female' crying, which was even more lively than the market.
Niu Erzhu had a bottom in his heart, glanced at Ma Fengyi and Du Xiaoxian, calmed down, and squeezed into the crowd unhurriedly. At that time, people were 'superstitious', and whether they were high-ranking officials or ordinary people, they all respected the monks. At that time, most of the monks did not eat 'meat' and did not marry wives, but there were some convincing points. Everyone was enjoying it, and when they saw Niu Erzhu, dressed as a Taoist, squeezing into the crowd, they all made a way.
Da Shao pretended, but also had a fairy wind bones, squinting his eyes and looking in, good guys, this family is having a lot of fun, facing two big "doors" and "holes" of vermilion paint, the yard is "messy", and I don't know what to throw, anyway, the porcelain is broken, a mess, there is an old lady lying in the yard, her hair is white, she is splashing and rolling there, making a lot of noise, and there is a group of middle-aged people standing next to her, some men and some ' The woman' was the group of people who went to the grave in the morning, all with sad faces, and there was anger on their faces, which meant that if there were no crowds watching, they would have gone up and beaten the old lady.
Niu Erzhu understood it, and he didn't have to smile again, Wang Yaqiao did this job beautifully, but it was bitter for this old lady, she was still messing around here at such an old age, even if she was good in the future, I was afraid that she would have a serious illness in the future! Niu Erzhu 'handed' the oil-paper umbrella in his hand to Ma Fengyi, instructed her and Du Xiaoxian to wait for him outside now, lowered his head and packed up his clothes, and put the golden-backed tiger he brought with him into the wide robe.
Niu Erzhu's voice was 'very' loud, and the people in the courtyard were secretly holding their breath, and when they heard him shout like this, they all turned their heads. Da Shao was not in a hurry, and nodded at everyone: "Everyone, the old road passed here, and accidentally passed by your mansion 'door', and found that your mansion was demonic, and the 'door' was full of bad luck, and there was already a dilapidated atmosphere, and the village must be restless, strange things are frequent, the old way has learned the Tao since childhood, and there will be some means, and the monks pay attention to compassion, and specialize in 'door' to solve the people's upside down, and specially come to help you and wait for a hand, I don't know if you can trust me?" ”
As soon as he said this, the attention of these people was all attracted, if Niu Erzhu did not have makeup, it is estimated that people would not say a word, and he would have been driven out with a few brooms, but Niu Erzhu has been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, and has already practiced a cheeky and fooling skills, this dress is also 'very' bluffing, at first glance, the fairy wind is like a master, and he speaks decently, and he calmed this group of people at once, but people are not stupid, just with a few words from you, it is impossible to be completely convinced, and there were many liars at that time,' Flowers' renovation, all kinds of deceptive methods emerge in endlessly, like this kind of big family must have been fooled a few times, naturally unwilling to take the letter lightly, Niu Erzhu's voice just fell, from which he squeezed out a half-old man, looked at it for a long time, and finally asked: "Dare to ask where is Changxian Township, where is the monk, why did you come so timely?" ”
These words seem ordinary, but they are actually very powerful, especially the last sentence, you just have an accident at home, and you came, and it happened to be the same as arranged, how can it be convincing? Da Shao was also taken aback, peeking at this half-old man, he knew that it was a stubble, and it was estimated that he was also 'mixed' through the rivers and lakes, if he didn't 'get it' today, I was afraid that it would be difficult to do things in the future, Da Shao reacted quickly, and he was not in a hurry at the moment, and shook off the Buddha dust: "This question is also clever, but the old Tao can't answer, everything has a reason, this reason is fate to put it bluntly, in the world, but your mansion encounters this kind of thing, is it just a coincidence?" This is naturally also a kind of fate, according to what you said, this matter is a coincidence on your head, that is, as the saying goes, bad luck, can't the old way come to a little more coincidental, or that sentence, everything is fate, since your house does not believe in fate, then the old way is useless, and I have to leave! ”。