People are under the eaves, they have to bow their heads, the so-called penny is difficult to defeat the hero, Qin Qiong still sells horses when he is down, not to mention that the buddy is not a hero, he can only be at the mercy of the old man Wang, I mean first go back to the basement hotel to pack up the things and then come to work, who knows that the old man Wang suddenly answered a phone, said that it was a bit urgent, and left in a hurry, leaving me in a daze in Wanshi Classic Co., Ltd., and told me that if he can't come back at night, let me eat something outside at night and go to the east house to sleep, Leave the key and turn it upside down.

The old girl is very relieved, so she is not afraid that her buddies will follow him to order something? Thinking of my 200 yuan deposit, I felt that there was nothing worth 200 in his house, standing in the house blankly, looking at the urn and the coin on the shelf, and smiled helplessly, no one in his house really wants to be smooth, since I have a job, I have to be familiar with the environment, the house has been walked around, but it is not too gloomy, the sun shines through the glass window, in the late autumn season, but I feel very warm.

In the afternoon, a guest did not come, I was drowsy, not much to say, the old Wang Tou did not come back at night, I had to lock the door and go out to buy a pancake fruit, back to the store and wait until eleven o'clock, still did not come back, I knew that the old man Wang could not come back, closed the door of the store and prepared to sleep, but it was good, anyway, I will be resident in Shajiabang in the future, and it will be the same to go in early and live in late.

After a day of tossing, the work has landed, and there is a temporary place to stay, buddy feels that the whole body and mind are relaxed, the anxiety of not finding a job is swept away, and he falls asleep in a daze, sleeping sweetly, and hearing a bang...... Three door rings, I was excited, the sound came from the shop in front, could it be that the old king is back?

I hurriedly got out of bed, walked quickly to the store and opened the door, the alley was quiet, there was no movement at all, I opened my mouth and asked, "Uncle Wang, are you back?" ”

Suddenly, a gust of wind swept in, blowing the door open, and then there was an oops...... Pulling a long sound, the sound of the cold and harsh, the whole I shivered, turned my head to see, I don't know when there were two more paper people in the store, red men and green women, men on the left and women on the right, just a man and a woman, it was that it was miserable.

The paper man on the left, it seems that it has been tied for some days, the color on the body has almost dropped, a face is miserable and white, but the eyeballs painted on it can move, blinking and looking at me, the paper man on the right, obviously a virgin, the same miserable, you can see the skeleton of the bamboo on the body, but the lips are red like blood.

I looked at these two goods with a smile and crying, I really don't understand how to jump out, but the atmosphere is very good, especially in the store, the urns around seem to exude a faint light, to say that I am scared to not, the problem is that the buddy is the first day of work, and the old man Wang is not there at night, and there are two paper figures, why do I feel so coincidental?

What's the use of scaring buddies? I suddenly thought of the deposit of two hundred yuan, and suddenly realized, could it be that the old man Wang is a fisherman? Specifically looking for me who has no job to collect a deposit, and then scare away...... It's not impossible, if it were what I thought, maybe the old man would be watching from the sidelines.

Should I be afraid, or should I be afraid? I decided to pretend to be scared, my eyes widened, and I looked at the two paper figures in surprise, and put my hands on my chest! Hey, what are you doing with your chest? It's so girly, the buddy put down his hand and suddenly shouted: "Oh mom, it's haunted!" ”

turned around and ran to the yard, running back because the buddy didn't dare to run into the alley, for fear that the old king would sneak the door shut, the buddy was wearing autumn clothes and pants, and he didn't have a penny on his body, and he lost his mobile phone or something, so it was not just miserable, but miserable.

There are many benefits to running back, anyway, just toss in your store, chant a spell silently while running, pinch the hand of the sword, thinking that there is really a threat, buddy will give the old girl a ruthless, buddy's two hundred yuan is so easy to cheat? I ran back to the yard in a few steps, I was tapped on the shoulder, and when I turned my head, I saw the male paper man standing behind me, and said to me: "This is my fold, I will be reincarnated the day after tomorrow, you help me calculate, help me calculate......"

The so-called fold is a document that is to be reincarnated and reincarnated, I suddenly understood what happened to the two paper figures, there are ghosts in the paper figures, ghosts who are about to be reincarnated, and they are looking for someone to tell fortunes with the folds, what is it? Of course, it is fetal calculation, there is a method called fetal algorithm in the folk number of arts, the formula is, seven seven forty-nine, ask the mother what month there is; Except for the year of mother's birth, add nineteen; The single male and double is a female, and the fetus does not last long. For example, if someone is thirty-three years old, and some are in May, and May and forty-nine are combined, a total of fifty-four, except for the mother's birth Chinese New Year's Eve, thirty-three years old, and there is twenty-one, if plus nineteen, a total of forty, that is, a double head, that is, to give birth to a daughter, if to raise a man, the life will be short, and by pushing it, it will be obtained.

Of course, this is just a simple calculation of men and women, in fact, the most profound fetal algorithm is to point to the reincarnation of ghosts, you must know that China's number of lives has a very big relationship with the eight characters, what time, when to enter the womb, when to give birth, the number of lives is completely different, not to mention that even if it is half a day or an hour, the number of lives is different.

Just like I was born in Qingming, I have a heavy yin qi, I can see ghosts when I was a child, worship Zhang Qingshan as a teacher to learn to draw talismans, go to college and shake my sister can shake out ghosts, and find a job after graduation, the first one to use me is this urn seller, I still have to deal with the dead, people, sometimes I don't believe in life.

But the secret art of fetal calculation is basically lost, I guess there is no ghost counting this thing now, this time is different from the past, ancient times may still be accurate, calculate what time you should be, what direction to reincarnate, the number of lives in the next life is better, of course, not all are accurate, at least there is a guiding goal, but now, the rapid development of technology, when to give birth does not depend on the child, but depends on the child's mother, the birth of a caesarean section, the fetus can withdraw from the rivers and lakes, as long as the child's mother is willing, what time can be born when you want, Anyway, it's a matter of getting stabbed.

Could it be that the old king attracted two lonely ghosts who were about to be reincarnated to find me and tell them that I would be reincarnated? The more I pondered it, the more wrong it became, and after feeling it carefully, I didn't feel that the old king's head was nearby, but I still keenly felt that someone was secretly peeping.

If you want to watch it, buddy will act, let you watch enough, while you are happy to watch, buddy hit you off guard, at the moment when the male paper man patted me on the shoulder, I pretended that my legs were weak, and shouted at the paper man in horror: "Big brother, you are looking for the wrong person, right?" I won't count, you go find someone else. ”

The paper man suddenly moved to my eyes, in the gust of wind, blowing the broken paper on his body, making a loud noise, but he held a yellow paper bag in his hand, handed it to me and said: "The day after tomorrow I will be reincarnated, you calculate for me, you calculate for me......"

The passbook-like thing slipped into my hand, and I couldn't help but shout, "Ah!! "There was a chill on his left hand, and when he looked down, he saw that the yellow paper was folded up, and he didn't know what it contained, as if he was holding a piece of ice, and it was bitterly cold. I grabbed the fold, did not throw it to the ground, pulled the slippers and ran into the house, as soon as I moved, the female paper man floated and blocked the door of the east room where I lived, and the whirring and shaking kept shaking, I don't know if it was blown by the wind, or if it would have moved.

She also had a fold in her hand and floated towards me, and I shouted, "I really don't know how to count, my elementary school teacher died early, and I learned the ninety-nine multiplication formula in mathematics...... I beg you to find someone else. ”

Two paper figures surrounded me one after the other, and the female paper man suddenly came to me, wanting to attack back and forth, I squatted on the ground with my head in my hands, and shouted sadly: "Don't hurt me, I'm just a part-time worker, I really can't count, I don't know what you're talking about, I don't want to die......"

A chuckle suddenly came from the chimney on the right side of the roof, and the buddy's eyes suddenly lit up, and he took out a yellow talisman from his arms, and recited a mantra in his mouth: "There are nine stars in the sky, nine good in the earth, there are three evils in the time, and there is a golden god in the year." People have five elements, birth, old age, sickness and death. Inflicted crimes. Those who hear my curse will be hidden. Tufu is taboo, stay away from others. The runes are everywhere, and the earth ghosts are destroyed. Haste as a law. ”

Raise the earth curse, buddy, this spell, is not to collect the yin soul in the paper man, but to add a little attack to it, the yellow charm snapped on the male paper man, the male paper man shook all over, the buddy was originally squatting on the ground, suddenly got up, stood up and grabbed the male paper man, stood up and threw it towards the cigarette tube, with the blessing of the yellow fu, the paper man is not so light and fluttering, there should be a weight of five or six catties.

I used dark energy in my hands, plus a year of practice to throw off the yellow charm, the head is still there, the male paper man took off and fell to the edge of the cigarette tube, the male paper man lay on the roof horizontally, stretched out his hand to grab the back of the cigarette tube, in the dark I heard someone say: "it!" ”

The voice sounds very young, not like the voice of the old man Wang, is it possible that there is a helper? As soon as the buddy turned around, a yellow charm was pasted on the female paper man again, the female paper man should be a female ghost, with a dark fold, she should be reincarnated, so she is not vicious, and even very gentle, and the whole process did not scare me and chase me like a male paper man.

The buddy also treated her very gently, after the yellow fu was attached to the body, he raised it and threw it towards the cigarette pipe, this time he threw it far away, blocking the back road of the person hiding behind the cigarette pipe, and if he wanted to jump down, he had to jump into the yard, who was the collapse, as long as he jumped down, the buddy had a way to deal with him.

I picked up a half-cut brick from the ground, and saw a black figure coming out from behind the cigarette pipe under the scratching of the black paper man, muttering: ", I've met an expert!" ”

The buddy saw the girl's head, and smashed a brick over, bang! The sound was smashed on the head, and with a scream, the black figure reflexively left, and behind him, two paper figures who had been added to the earth by me with yellow charms slammed into him together, and the man could not hide, ran two steps in my direction, and jumped off the roof.