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It was a sunny day, I got up from bed very depressed, opened the computer left by Chen Fan without washing my teeth and brushing my face, and saw if there was a reply to the resume I sent out in the mailbox, after all, there were three hundred yuan left in my pocket, and if I couldn't find a job, I could only drink the northwest wind.

Can't wait to click in, it's an email for me to interview, the name of the company is very atmospheric, called Wanshi Classic, there is nothing in the profile, there is only one address, let me interview at two o'clock in the afternoon, I am excited and a little puzzled, I don't remember to submit a resume to this company?

Sent a mistake? There is this possibility, no matter what, buddy can go for an interview, in case the boss takes a fancy to me, won't he get a job? The buddy suddenly shook his spirits, dressed neatly, soaked the bowl of noodles with great interest, prepared carefully, took the bus and poured three times according to the address, and arrived at the address given by mail.

I was dumbfounded when I got out of the car, this place is not in the city at all, but on the outskirts of the city, surrounded by bungalows, quite a deep alley, it has been a few years, what kind of big company will be located in such an alley? I was at a loss, but after all, I came, asked around, and after walking along the alley for more than ten minutes, I saw Wanshi Classic Company on the south street.

The door of a small family, wooden door, antique and a bit of history, a black plaque with a classic of everything, and a wreath at the door...... I'm sure I've found a place, but I'm not sure what the Eternal Classics do, I walked to the door curiously and with a sense of hope, the wooden door was closed, I knocked on the door, and there was a cheerful business inside: "Come in!" ”

I tidied up my clothes, took a deep breath, squeezed a smile on my face, pushed the door and entered, the fuck is that the threshold is a little high, I was a little nervous, I almost tripped, staggered into the house, when I looked up, I saw a scene that surprised me very much, I saw a huge fish tank in front of the house, the kind made of glass, there was a stone rockery inside, and there were two very big kings, crawling around on the rockery.

A man in a Tang costume, with his back to me, couldn't see his face clearly, was feeding Wang Ba, muttering while feeding: "Big brother, second brother, this little loach is not very fresh today, make do with it, I told the fish seller, let him give us some fresh ...... tomorrow"

I was stunned, what do you mean? Is Ya a neuropathy? Call Wang Ba the eldest brother and the second brother? I suddenly felt that the work was yellow, the face was not big, and the workshop was the same, but it was a classic for the ages, which was already very frustrating, and after coming in, I met a neurotic person who called the eldest brother and the second brother, regardless of whether it was the boss or not, it was enough to fuck up......

As soon as I thought of this, the man looked back at me, and I finally saw what he looked like, and I saw that he was an old man in his early fifties, tall, but full of folds, I have never seen the folds on a person's face be so individual, compared with the Shar Pei dog, but combed a big back, wore a very particular Tang costume, I can't see any temperament, quite an ordinary old man, but the eyes are bright and bright, very different.

On the way here, my buddy had a whole stomach full of interview speeches, why did he become the president of the student union, organized various activities, and actively participated in social practice activities (part-time jobs) during school, with a healthy mind and a positive ...... But in the face of such an old thing, I didn't have a word out of it, the old man looked at me, and suddenly smiled: "Boy, are you here for an interview?" ”

One sentence brought me back to my senses, no matter what it is, let's deal with the past first, my buddy immediately said reservedly: "Hello old man, my name is Xue Wei, I received an email asking me to come here for an interview." ”

"Well, sit down!" The old man pointed to the sofa on the right, and the buddy sat down reservedly, so that he had time to look at the environment in the room, and at a glance, he immediately knew what kind of company this was, but on the grid on the right, there were all kinds of urns, coins, shrouds, wreaths, incense candles, paper money, paper people, and all kinds of paper work......

This is a funeral company, and from the scale of less than 100 square meters, it is an informal wild road, buddy suddenly became more depressed, although we are not highly educated, thinking that even if it is to sweep the road, but I never thought of doing the work of the dead, I am still young, only twenty-three years old, will I not find a girlfriend in the future?

"Boy, I'm the boss of this company, my name is Wang Shun, you can call me Uncle Wang in the future, bring me your resume!"

Lao Wangtou obviously saw the folder in my hand, buddy didn't think much about it, subconsciously took out a resume from the folder and handed it over, thinking that people really don't necessarily use me, after all, I just got out of school, I have no experience, and we are not familiar with the funeral industry, not to mention that even if he uses me, I can not come tomorrow.

Unexpectedly, Old Man Wang was really a happy person, looked at the date of birth on my resume, and asked, "Did your mother tell you what time you were born?" Did it wind, rain, or thunder when you were born......?"

I was stunned for a moment, and the unit of the buddy interview is not less, and I have never seen such an alternative interview, so I coped: "When I was born, it will be the Qingming Festival, neither windy nor rainy, let alone thunder, the sun is big, my mother said." ”

Old man Wang hummed twice, pinched his fingers, and muttered: "It's a little interesting, you are destined to do this business, and your life is quite hard!" Then he raised his head, looked at me with a smile and said, "Boy, just do it with your Uncle Wang, take care of food and housing, the internship period is three thousand a month, and the second one is five thousand." ”

For my eight characters, Zhang Qingshan also said something similar, saying that I am Xiao Yinwang, according to his explanation of the eight characters in the Yin Star Lord's receptive ability, the main department of the acceptance of cosmic information; Yin Xingwang is naturally a sign of strong receptivity, and will accept any information, messy and indiscriminate. Of course, parasonic phenomena are no exception. Therefore, for people who are jealous of overpowering the stars, they will always be mysterious, because they will always encounter many unexplained supernatural phenomena.

As soon as the old man Wang exited, he shocked his buddy, not that he saw my eight characters accurately, but the salary he said, although my city is a provincial capital, it is a second-tier city, and the salary of civil servants is only more than 3,000 yuan a month...... It's exciting, isn't it?

What happened to the funeral industry? It's a big deal that I have another opportunity to change jobs in the future, not to mention that there are fewer ghost things that my buddy has seen? The current situation is that the buddy has to do it if he doesn't do it, the three hundred yuan in his pocket can't last for a few days, and if he doesn't have a job, he has to go to the street to ask for food, the hero is not afraid of low background, and the situation is unsatisfactory, so he can only be hard-headed, I stood up and said to the old man Wang: "Okay, then I'll do it with you." ”

Seeing that I was in good spirits, Old Man Wang smiled at me and said, "Are you bold?" ”

I took a contract worker and asked me to sign it, my buddy took it and looked at it, several pages, quite old, all of them are some official words, it is the first time for my buddy to sign an employment contract, plus the old man Wang kept talking to me, I coped with it and said: "I am not small, I have not been afraid to watch ghost movies in the middle of the night......"

If the buddy is not bold, there will be no bold person, but after all, he is looking for a job, and he can't talk about the glorious past of the buddy with the old man Wang, so he has to be modest and cautious, so that the old man thinks that it is not good for me to brag, so I decided to keep a low profile.

"Yes, yes, although the store is not big, there are only two of you, I am often absent, you have to take care of the store, everything has a price tag, there are guests, flickering to live one is one, no bargaining, dead people's things are not bargaining...... You just have to sign your name on the last page, and I'll have to show you the working environment...... By the way, you'll have to pay me a $500 deposit. ”

"Isn't it not allowed to collect deposits indiscriminately when applying for jobs now?" I'm a little wary.

"It's not to charge you a deposit, I'll leave you a note, you see that the urns in my store are all high-end goods, and they don't sell for three or five thousand? In case you don't do it, I'll lose a lot of money if you take one away, Xiaowei, this is a formality, what can I do with your 500 yuan for a company as big as me? ”

"But I'm two hundred."

"Two hundred is fine......

Several pages of the contract, buddy was a little dizzy to read, and was urged by the old man Wang, so he didn't think much about it, turned to the last page and signed my name, and took out two hundred yuan to the old man Wang.

Old man Wang don't look at the age is not young, but the action is fast, the moment I signed the name, I reached out and pulled out the contract, stuffed it into the Tang suit, smiled like an old fox saw the little chick, all the wrinkles were piled up, dragged me up and said: "There is a courtyard in the back, there are three rooms, except for the main hall in the middle, the left is the warehouse, I live there, the right is your house, go, go, follow me to see ......"

I followed the old man Wang towards the back door in a daze, and as soon as I walked to the door, the old man Wang suddenly stopped, as if he remembered something particularly important, and exaggeratedly patted his head and said to me: "Xiaowei, I forgot to tell you, if I am not there, you must take care of my two sworn brothers, and you can't make any mistakes." ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the two kings in the fish tank, and the buddy really couldn't help it, and looked at the old face of the old man Wang curiously and asked, "Uncle Wang, these two masters are really your old sworn brothers?" ”

Old man Wang coughed, very serious, and said to me seriously: "Of course it's true, I just married the two eldest brothers a month ago, and I don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but I want to die on the same day and month of the same year!" ”

I...... Suddenly I felt that my future was worrying.

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! 】