"Cremation?! No way! What my father was most afraid of before his death was fire! You'd better think of something else! ”

As soon as he heard the word "cremation", Master Ren's eyes widened as big as cow eggs, and his head shook like a rattle, and he was stunned to disagree with Uncle Jiu's idea, and insisted that he think of a new way. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

This old guy is probably afraid that after cremating his father, he won't be able to use a dragonfly to light a water hole to protect himself, right? Ye Kai was very malicious in his guess.

No wonder Ye Kai has such a guess, when this old guy discussed the matter of moving the coffin to the grave with Uncle Jiu, he obviously made a move to collect money, and he didn't even have a tear just now. If he is worried about his dead ghost father, he doesn't even believe in ghosts!

"That'...... All right! Then I will first send Mrs. Ren's coffin to our Yizhuang, and then I will find a good hole for Mrs. Ren tomorrow, so that he can rest in peace as soon as possible! In the face of the tough attitude of Master Ren, Uncle Nine had no way to continue to insist on his point of view, after all, the Ren family was powerful and powerful in Fugui Village, and Uncle Nine couldn't afford to offend, so he had to retreat to the next best.

"Then it's troublesome Uncle Nine!" When Master Ren heard that there was no need to be cremated, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief. said to Uncle Nine with a smile on his face.

Uncle Nine looked at Master Ren's face full of smiles, a burst of disgust for no reason, and instantly lost the interest in speaking, and said in a deep voice: "Master Ren, then please go back first." ”

Looking at the people who were far away, Uncle Nine turned around and said to Ye Kai and the others: "The three of you light a plum blossom incense array around the tomb, remember to tell me what it will be!" ”

"Oh."

Ye Kai and the three of them said in unison.

"Every grave must be incense." Uncle Nine looked at Ye Kai, then at the messy tombstones around him, and ordered the three of them again before leaving.

Ye Kai and the three lit a bunch of incense, and one took a handful and scattered it separately. Wencai lit a plum blossom incense array in the tomb of the old lady Ren, and Ye Kai and Qiusheng gave incense to each grave.

The so-called plum blossom incense array is to scatter five points in the center of the tomb, each point is dotted with three incense sticks and nine, and the three incense sticks on each point are in a semicircle, and it looks like a plum blossom from the sky above the tomb.

Ye Kai and Qiu Sheng scattered on both sides, each giving incense to each grave. Qiusheng is fine, but Ye Kai is different, since the coffin of Old Lady Ren has left, those wandering spirits who were so frightened that they hid have all come out at this time. And Ye Kai happened to be opened by that damn dog, so that every time he went to a grave, he could see a person sitting on the grave, looking at him with a smile.

Ye Kai came to a grave and saw a little old man in black sitting on the top of this grave, staring at him with a big mouth with a few teeth left, and his scalp was numb.

"This uncle, the kid has incense for you!" Ye Kai bowed to the old man and inserted the incense in front of the grave.

"Thank you, young man!"

The old man took a breath of incense very much and thanked Ye Kai, which made Ye Kai feel excited.

I can not see you...... I can not see you......

Ye Kai closed his eyes to hypnotize himself, turned around and scurried a few steps, and came to another grave.

There was an old woman sitting on this grave, and when she saw Ye Kai offering her incense, her originally half-squinted eyes suddenly opened, and she said to Ye Kai with a smile: "The young man is very good, do you want the old woman to introduce you to a partner?" ”

wtf！ You must have been a matchmaker when you were alive, right?! is really dedicated, and he doesn't forget his old job even when he dies!

Ye Kai complained fiercely in his heart, and continued to light incense on the next grave as if nothing happened.

Every time he goes to a grave, he can be harassed and teased by ghosts, Ye Kai's psychological intensity rises rapidly, and finally he can even face the ridicule of these ghosts. The speed of lighting incense has also been greatly accelerated.

"Dong's Xiaoyu ......" Ye Kai held the last stick of incense in his hand, came to a tombstone, subconsciously looked at the words on the tombstone, and then was stunned.

Shouldn't this be the incense of autumn? Why is it me now?! Ye Kai was a little puzzled, turned around to look for Qiusheng's traces, but saw Qiusheng on the other side.

Doesn't make sense? Shouldn't the plot be like this?! What's going on?!

Ye Kai scratched his head and stood in place with some doubts.

"You can't get incense?"

Suddenly, a soft and glutinous girl's voice sounded in Ye Kai's ears, which made Ye Kai stunned, and subconsciously replied: "Oh, wait a while!" As he spoke, he bent down to offer incense.

Wait a minute?! Where did the girl come from?

Ye Kai reacted after inserting the incense, only Wencai Qiusheng and himself are the only ones in this barren mountain and wilderness, where did the girl come from? Apart from...... Ye Kai suddenly raised his head suddenly!

I'm the next Olympics!

As soon as he raised his head, Ye Kai almost bumped into the head of a ghost, and he was so startled that he stepped back three steps in a row.

"Can you see me?" Dong Xiaoyu saw Ye Kai's movements, where did he not know that he could see himself? There was some surprise at the moment.

Get! All the hard work just done was in vain!

Ye Kai scratched his head with some annoyance, and a stiff smile appeared on his face: "Miss Dong, hello!" ”

As soon as this sentence came out, it was equivalent to admitting that Ye Kai could see himself, Dong Xiaoyu suddenly blushed slightly and thanked Ye Kai: "Thank you for giving me incense." Yixiang's kindness can't be repaid, why don't you let Xiaoyu serve you? ”

I'll go? That's too unrestrained, isn't it?

Ye Kai was suddenly a little dumbfounded, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No need, Miss Dong doesn't have to be like this, it's just a matter of sticks of incense!" Besides, I already have a sweetheart! Without further ado, goodbye Miss Dong! After speaking, he didn't even dare to look at Dong Xiaoyu, and ran away.

Nima, this chick's feelings are too unrestrained, I can't stand it!

Boom!!

"Ouch hey!"

Ye Kai, who was only concerned about escaping, didn't notice Wen Cai, who was facing him, and rolled into a mess with Wen Cai.

"Look at it, how did this incense burn like this?!"

Wen Cai, who was knocked to the ground by Ye Kai, stood up with a grunt, covered his waist and handed the incense in his hand to Ye Kai with an anxious face, and opened his mouth in a little panic.

Two short and one long?!

Ye Kai took the incense in Wen Cai's hand, and was shocked, a cool breeze blew from his spine to the top of his head, making him tremble!

"Let's go! Hurry up and tell Master! ”

It was not Ye Kai who said this, but Qiusheng. This guy is now running back from a grave with his butt covered in a panic, pulling Ye Kai and Wen Cai to run!

Ye Kai, who was being dragged away, took the time to turn his head, only to find a ghost with a wrinkled face sniffing his wrinkled hands, smiling at Ye Kai and the others.

…………

"People are most afraid of three long and two short; Incense, the most taboo two short and one long! That's it! If this incense comes out of the house, someone must be mourned! Alas......" In Yizhuang, Uncle Nine stared at the incense in his hand with a sad face, and let out a long sigh.

"Is it Master Ren's house?!"

Wen Cai, who was stealing the sacrifice for Old Lady Ren, suddenly burst out of a sentence when he heard Uncle Jiu's words, which made Uncle Jiu's eyebrows stand up, and he hated iron and said, "Is this it?!" Deng Shi was so frightened that Wen Cai's head shrank.

This is a joke...... When will it be normal?

Ye Kai shook his head, stopped looking at Wencai, turned to face Uncle Jiu, and asked, "Master, is it difficult as long as you have something to do with Old Lady Ren?" ”

"In short, the surname Ren will be finished!" Wen Cai stuffed something into his mouth and snatched the conversation. But as soon as the words came out, he was stunned, and suddenly shouted: "Tingting! ”

"Alas...... What's your business with the family?! Wen Cai was about to step forward to ask the master for help, but was stopped by Qiusheng with a joking face.

Wen Cai slapped Qiusheng's hand away with a funny expression and said, "That's not what I said. If you can save your sweetheart's life, it won't be a problem to get married! "Saying that, I was going to bypass Qiusheng, but I didn't want to be pulled by Qiusheng again.

"Fair play!" Qiusheng shook his fingers and made clear to Wencai his heart for Ren Tingting.

"Okay!"

Finished...... What kind of apprentices are Uncle Nine accepting here?! Ye Kaiden covered his face, feeling helpless that he was mixed in such a strange team.

"Master, think of a way!"

Qiusheng and Wencai squeezed Ye Kai away and came to Uncle Jiu's side, wanting to ask him to help resolve the crisis of the Ren family. These two guys were full of energy as soon as they were involved in the lower half of their bodies, and they didn't think about whether Ren Tingting was interested in them at all.

"I've thought about it a long time ago, otherwise why would I carry the coffin back?" Uncle Nine touched his chin and spoke.

"There's something wrong with this coffin?"

The old mistake of literary talent has been committed again, and the comic attribute is turned on again.

"It's not the coffin that's the problem, it's the dead body!" Ye Kai couldn't bear it anymore, and said: "Think about it, a dead body has been buried in the ground for twenty years, how can it not be rotten?" If the Master expected it to be good, the corpse has already begun to change! ”

Ye Kai said as he walked to the side of the coffin, pressed the coffin lid with both hands, pulled hard, and motioned for Qiusheng and Wencai to come and see.

"Wow! Fortune! ”

Qiusheng and Wen Cai let out an exclamation as soon as they got together, which immediately shocked Uncle Jiu's heart, and he hurriedly came over.

I saw that the old lady Ren, who had not changed during the day, had become full of wrinkles at this time, and the nails of the ten fingers pressed on the abacus suddenly burst out more than three inches long at this time, and each nail was glowing with a blue glow!

"Cover the coffin!" Uncle Jiu's face changed suddenly, and he hurriedly ordered: "Prepare paper, pen, ink, and swords!" ”

"Yes! Master! Ye Kai immediately took the order and left, while Qiusheng and Wencai stood in place in a daze, looking at a loss.

"What?!"

The two asked stupidly.

"Yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, wooden sword!" The ignorant appearance of the two suddenly annoyed Uncle Jiu, stretched out his hand and knocked the two of them on the head fiercely, and said hatefully: "When will you be able to learn from Ah Ye?!" You two got started earlier than others, and you know less than others! ”

Qiusheng and Wencai covered their heads in pain and didn't dare to talk back, with a look of grievance.

"Forget it, you two go and bring the ink fountain, catch a chicken by the way, and it will be useful for the teacher in a while!" Uncle Nine sighed helplessly, and didn't want to blame his two apprentices more, so he asked them to get the ink fountain and chicken that they were going to use for a while.

"Master, I've got everything!"

It didn't take long for Ye Kai and the three of them to prepare everything and stand aside respectfully waiting for Uncle Jiu's next instructions.

Seeing the movements of his three apprentices, Uncle Nine nodded with satisfaction, walked to the altar, and grabbed the chickens raised in Yizhuang.

PS: Okay...... Because the hand in the right eye has improved recently, I can code two chapters...... So the right eye thinks it's time to set a time...... For the time being, eleven and four o'clock are fine...... If you don't get into a car accident, a power outage, a beating, an earthquake, or something...... It is estimated that the right eye will not be broken...... Maybe...... Well......