Chapter 43: Open the Coffin!
Even with Ye Kai, Wencai, who was fascinated by Ren Tingting, still threw Uncle Jiu's face to the Pacific Ocean in front of Master Ren. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoThis made Ye Kai sigh, no matter which time, space, or era, the creature of pig-like teammates will always exist!
Fortunately, Master Ren didn't take Wencai's words to heart in the face of Uncle Jiu, and left after finalizing the time for the coffin to be moved to the grave with Uncle Jiu, and Uncle Jiu and Ye Kai did not stay in the café for a long time. I've lost face, why are you staying here?! As for the literary talents...... The soul was all taken away by Ren Tingting, and even Uncle Jiu ignored it, and ran away with Ren Tingting directly!
"Master, how do you know where you are in this practice?" On the way back to Yizhuang, Ye Kai and Uncle Nine walked side by side, curiously asking Uncle Nine about the specific details of the practice, while Wen Cai followed behind the two of them dejectedly, and the slap marks on his face were clearly visible.
"Practicing the Fa, practicing mana. Incorporate the aura of heaven and earth into oneself and merge with one's own flesh and blood. The practice is divided into three layers, and each layer is subject to ten threads of mana. As for how to know where you are, the easiest way is to look here. Uncle Nine thought for a while, said slowly, stopped as he spoke, pointed to the junction between the black and white of his eyes, and said, "Every time you condense a trace of mana, it will turn blue here, wait ...... Ouch! ”
As soon as Uncle Jiu was halfway through his words, Wen Cai, who was dejected behind him, bumped into him directly, knocked him to a stagger, and inserted his fingers directly into his eyes. It is worth mentioning that Uncle Nine's nails are very long......
"Literary !!"
Uncle Nine covered his eyes that were crying because of the pain, his hair stood up in anger, his fingers were clucking, and he turned around angrily and was about to beat Wen Cai!
This unrepentant guy first lost his face in the café, and now he dares to hit himself! If I don't clean it up today, he won't be able to get out of the evil anger in my heart!
But......
When Uncle Nine turned around, he was stunned to find that there was no one behind him, where was there still a shadow of Wencai?! Immediately stunned. Uncle Nine didn't see it, but Ye Kai could see it clearly, the moment Wen Cai bumped into Uncle Nine, the three souls that were lost immediately returned to their positions, and they ran away, so fast that they kicked up a puff of dust on the ground!
"Ahem...... Master, he ran over there......" Ye Kai coughed a few times, and informed Uncle Nine of Wencai's escape route without any discipline.
Uncle Nine turned around, and saw a familiar figure running farther and farther, and he was about to lose sight, and he was furious, and he started chasing after him, and in the blink of an eye, he burst out of the boss, leaving Ye Kai alone to eat ashes in place.
"Bah, bah, bah!! Really, not at all moral! Ye Kai, who had eaten the ashes twice, angrily spit out the dust in his mouth and said in a low voice: "Am I the only one who found out that the direction of Wencai's escape is Yizhuang?" ”
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When Ye Kai returned to Yizhuang, he found that Wen Cai was holding a pig's head, squatting in the yard with a bowl full of water on his head, shoulders and legs, and directly below his buttocks, there was an incense burner with a lit incense stick on it!
I'm ...... Jackie Chan!
When Ye Kai saw this scene, he immediately shook his head funny, ignored Wen Cai's eyes for help, gave him a helpless look, and then whistled into his room, leaving Wen Cai alone with a sad Zama step.
Joke! If buddy helps you, then there will definitely be one more Zama step in this yard! You still suffer this thing alone, don't you die in the poor way!
After shamelessly throwing Wen Cai alone in the courtyard, Ye Kai sat cross-legged in the room and continued to cultivate. The plot has already begun, and it won't be long before the zombie of Old Lady Ren will appear. There is not much time left for Ye Kai, and it is a little more to increase his strength!
Three days passed in a flash, and Uncle Nine took Ye Kaiwen and the three of them to the Ren family's cemetery.
If you ignore the tombstones and jars scattered around, this is indeed a good place, and it is definitely the best choice for an outing in reality. But now......
Ye Kai looked at the wandering spirits who were densely standing not far away, and his scalp was tingling.
"Master...... There's a lot of stuff here! Ye Kai approached Uncle Nine and whispered in his ear.
Ye Kai had never seen so many wandering spirits, and these wandering spirits were not afraid of the sun at all, standing on their own tombstones and jars, turning their heads and ears excitedly, pointing at Uncle Nine and the others. At this time, Ye Kai regretted a little that he let that damn single dog Xiaobai open his eyes!
"It's fine. Ignore them, as long as we don't provoke them, they won't come to us! Uncle Nine naturally knew that what Ye Kai was talking about was a wandering spirit, and said in a low voice. His face was calm.
After Ye Kai heard Uncle Jiu's words, his heart was inexplicably relieved, his face returned to normal, and he stood with Qiu Shengwen obediently.
Uncle Nine was dressed in a Taoist robe at this time, carefully looking at the cemetery of the Ren family, and an unknown light flashed in his eyes.
"Uncle Jiu, those who watched feng shui back then said that this is a good acupoint!" After Master Ren finished offering incense to his father, he walked to Uncle Jiu's side and said a little proudly.
"Hmm...... It is indeed a good hole! Uncle Nine nodded and praised: "This hole is called the Dragonfly Point Water Hole, the hole is three zhang and four feet long, only four feet can be used, one zhang and three feet wide, and only three feet are useful." Therefore, the coffin cannot be buried flat, it must be buried legally! ”
"Uncle Jiu, amazing!" As soon as Uncle Jiu's words fell, Master Ren gave Uncle Nine a thumbs up with admiration, indicating that Uncle Jiu's words were not wrong at all!
"Legal burial?" Uncle Jiu's words made Wen Cai, who was behind him, puzzled for a while, and walked behind Uncle Jiu and asked suspiciously, "Master, what is a legal burial?" Is it a French funeral? ”
Uncle Nine showed off his rich knowledge of feng shui in front of Master Ren, and he was feeling happy in his heart, but Wencai's words broke this mood! provoked Uncle Nine to stare at him, and said angrily: "You talk less and more!" ”
Ye Kai and Qiusheng looked at the dejected Wencai and shook their heads helplessly. This guy was taught a lesson by Uncle Nine three days ago because of his mouth, and now he has forgotten the ball!
Alas...... What a guy who doesn't remember to eat!
"Uncle Nine, I've already worshipped, can I break ground now?" Several strong young men walked to Uncle Jiu's side and signaled that they and the others had already paid homage to Old Lady Ren, whether they had broken ground.
Uncle Nine nodded, signaling that they could do it. He walked to the side, and the old gods of Master Ren, Ren Tingting and others were watching them sweat and tear down the graves, and Ye Kai and the three of them followed Uncle Jiu to the side.
At this time, the position is like this, Ren Tingting and a young man are standing next to Master Ren, and Ye Kaiqiusheng and Wencai are standing next to Uncle Jiu. Six people stood in a neat row, like six mongooses.
However, one of these six mongoosets was not very peaceful, and that was the young man standing beside Master Ren. This guy's name is Ah Wei, he is Ren Tingting's cousin, and he has always had a crush on Ren Tingting. Hearing that Master Ren moved the grave today, he followed him in a hurry, and when he saw that Ye Kai was standing next to Ren Tingting, he was unhappy for a while, and quietly moved a few steps, wanting to squeeze Ye Kai away.
Boom!
The moment he hit Ye Kai, Ah Wei felt like a wall had been installed, Ye Kai's figure didn't even move, but Ah Wei's shoulder was in sharp pain, and his roots were smashed by a hammer.
As early as when Ah Wei tiptoed and began to move his steps, Ye Kai knew about his intentions, and immediately fell from his waist and fell from the horse, his muscles tensed, which made Ah Wei suffer a dark loss.
Looking at Ah Wei, who was grinning and rubbing his shoulders vigorously, the corners of Ye Kai's mouth slowly hooked, and he felt a little disdainful in his heart.
Sample, want to bump into me? Give me a tease!
After squeezing Ah Wei away, Ye Kai turned around and asked Uncle Jiu, "Master, what is a legal burial?" ”
Uncle Nine is waiting for Ye Kai's words, this is another opportunity to show off his profundity! At that moment, he took steps to squeeze away Ah Wei who came up again, walked to Master Ren's side and said slowly: "The so-called legal burial is a vertical burial!" Am I right? ”
Master Ren pondered for a while and said: "That's right, Mr. Feng Shui said back then: 'The ancestors are buried vertically, and the descendants must be great!'" ’”
"Is that spiritual?" Uncle Nine asked with a strange expression.
"Hehe......" Master Ren's face was ugly when he was asked by Uncle Jiu's words, and he said with some hesitation: "In the past 20 years, our Ren family's business has been getting worse and worse, and I don't know why!" ”
"I think this feng shui gentleman has an enmity with your Ren family." Uncle Jiu's face was determined, and he asked in a deep voice, "Did Old Lady Ren have any holiday with this feng shui gentleman before his death?" ”
Uncle Jiu's words have been said here, and Master Ren also knows that Uncle Jiu will not give up if he doesn't explain the matter clearly, so he immediately said: "This acupoint was originally owned by Mr. Feng Shui. My father knew that it was a good hole, so he paid for it......"
"It's just an inducement, not coercion?" Before Master Ren's words were finished, Uncle Nine interrupted Master Ren's words and stared at him with burning eyes.
Master Ren was a little embarrassed by Uncle Jiu's burning eyes, and he couldn't speak with a wry smile.
"I think it must be coercion!" Uncle Nine snorted, turned around and pointed to the tomb and said, "Otherwise, he won't harm you, and he will cover this tomb with ashes!" The head of the coffin can't touch the water, how can you call the dragonfly to point water? ”
"So what should I do?!" Master Ren was shocked when he heard Uncle Jiu's words, his own business has been getting worse and worse over the years, but he has been plotted!
"It should be covered with snowflakes!" After Uncle Nine knew that the Ren family had robbed someone else's tomb, his tone was also a little unkind, and he said in a deep voice: "That feng shui gentleman still has a conscience, let you get up in the coffin and move the burial in twenty years, and it will not harm you for half your life, and it will not harm you for eighteen generations!" ”
"See!"
Just as Uncle Nine was talking to Master Ren, those young people suddenly shouted, summoning the minds of Master Ren and Uncle Nine to the tomb.
Boom!
With a dull sound, the coffin of Old Lady Ren, that is, Master Ren and his father, was beaten horizontally and placed on the ground, causing everyone to step forward together.
"Loosen the rope, nail it!" Uncle Nine commanded the young men, turned around and said, "Everyone." Today is the day when Ren Gongwei bravely sees the light of day, and all those who are thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five and forty-eight years old, who belong to the rooster and the ox, will be avoided! ”
As soon as Uncle Jiu's words fell, some people in the crowd turned around. And Ye Kai, this guy also turned around.
Ye Kai was reborn, yes, but in his previous life, he was just twenty-two years old when he died. Even in the movie, it's better to be cautious in the face of these gods and ghosts.
Fortunately, Uncle Nine didn't pay attention to Ye Kai at this time, otherwise he would have to vomit blood in anger!
"After evasion, everyone tidied up. Open the coffin! Seeing that everyone had avoided it, Uncle Nine suddenly gave an order to let the four young people standing by the coffin open the museum.
"Wow wow wow wow~~~~"
Just as the young man was about to open the museum, there was a commotion in the woods not far away, and countless birds flew up from the woods as if frightened, making everyone look sideways.
"Master, something is wrong! Those things are hidden! Ye Kai's eyes froze, and he walked quickly to Uncle Jiu's side and said in a low voice.
"I know, don't make a noise yet!" Uncle Nine said in a low voice, signaling Ye Kai not to be quiet.
Crunch ~~~~
With a slight sound, the lid of Old Lady Ren's coffin was finally opened, revealing Old Lady Ren in the coffin.
As the final boss of Ye Kai's movie world, Old Lady Ren was extraordinary as soon as he appeared. Before the corpse could be seen, a puff of black smoke appeared first, and the stench made everyone cover their noses in unison.
When the black smoke cleared, Old Lady Ren finally showed his face. A Qing Dynasty court robe was clinging to his body, his hands were crossed on his abdomen, and he was holding a golden abacus in his hand. The whole corpse was not even a trace of decay except for the darkness, as if it had just been buried!
Uncle Jiu's eyes were a condensation!
"Daddy!!"
"Grandpa!!"
As soon as Master Ren and Ren Tingting saw Old Lady Ren, they let out a miserable howl and knelt down in front of the coffin.
The reason why I said dry howl was because although the voices of the two sounded very sad, they didn't even see a tear. It's no wonder that my father and grandfather have been dead for 20 years, and I don't have any feelings in my heart, just make a show, why are you crying?!
Pretending, Master Ren stood up energetically and asked Uncle Nine beside him, "Uncle Nine, can this tomb still be used?" ”
Look, this was a miserable howl just now, and now I start to care about the tomb! Ye Kai looked at Master Ren, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he was extremely contemptuous of Master Ren.
"Dragonflies point to water, little by little, and they will definitely not be in the same place! This tomb is useless! Now Uncle Nine didn't have time to pay attention to whether Master Ren was pretending, his eyes were staring at Old Master Ren tightly, and his voice was a little trance.
"What then?" When Master Ren heard this, he immediately asked anxiously.
"I propose, cremation on the spot!" Uncle Nine's eyes bloomed, and his voice was loud!
PS: Mongoose, scientific name is meerkat. It lives in Africa and is a social creature. In addition, what the right eye hates the most is the scum in society who didn't care about the old people in life and pretended to cry in front of the old people after they died...... Who is it for?!