Kou Qianzhi has been dead for so many years, and the Northern Heavenly Master Dao has long been extinct, and suddenly a kid popped up and told me that he was Kou Qianzhi's descendant, which is the same as spending two yuan to buy a bottle of soda at a roadside stall, and the bottle cap says that I won five million and have a fight, but what good is it for him to lie to me? What's more, Kou Qianzhidu has been dead for so many years, so he told me that he still knows who it is, and he has to be confused when he tells other people, not to mention that even if he is Kou Qianzhi's descendants, what can he do? I don't have the spirit of a king on my body, can I still bow my head and bow down?

So I was very skeptical that he was a descendant of Kou Tianshi, and when Kou Zhen heard me ask, he sighed, "What am I lying to you for?" There is no benefit, and it can't be the consequence that my dad is Li Gang. ”

It's such a reason, I suddenly have an impulse in my heart, to beat this descendant of the Northern Heavenly Master Dao hard, can I revive Kou Qian's qi? I secretly tried to stand up, but found that my waist and legs were sore, and I hadn't recovered enough to be able to move, so I could only delay time, and said to Kou Zhen: "Hey, your stealth kung fu is ancestral?" ”

"I didn't urge, it is indeed ancestral, our Kou family also learned the art of talismans, but it is not as authentic as Longhu Mountain, the ancestors are best at the five elements of yin and yang, and the number of strange doors, I also learned these."

"What's up with your invisibility technique, can you tell me about it?"

"I'm sorry, the ancestral craft is not passed down."

"You are a famous family, how can you join forces with the old king to do such a lack of morality?"

"I have to eat after the famous family, I won't tell you, I am a neighbor with Lao Wangtou, I saw you when you applied for the job, the funeral parlor of Dexiangyun across the street is opened by my family, although we are competitive in business, in private I am good with Lao Wangtou, and earn some pocket money from him."

I really can't ask the descendants of this Kou Tianshi, and I don't know if what he said is true or not, I feel that this way is not the way, or I have to be hard, pick this kid down, tie up the five flowers, he is the fish, I am the knife, I have to say whatever I ask, if I don't say it, I will use a stick to whip it, maybe I can force out his stealth technique.

If that's the case, the buddy will make a lot of money, and he will drool when he thinks about it, stealth, not enough stinky fart? Taking advantage of the recovery of some strength, he grabbed the broom with his right hand, and was about to jump up, when Kou Zhen looked behind me and shouted: "Uncle Wang, you are back!" ”

I turned my head to look, and found that the plan, because the buddy was facing the door, his head didn't turn for a while, and when he turned around, Kou Zhen's kid had disappeared without a trace, and people would be invisible, and the buddy was helpless, afraid that he would secretly continue to throw bricks at me, so he could only return to the house carefully, and he didn't move for a long time, and it seemed that he was really gone.

The buddy couldn't sleep in bed, and he didn't dare to go out rashly to find Kou Zhen trouble at night, and the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, so he simply got up and went around the yard, thinking about how to fight back, thinking about it, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought of a way to clean up the old king's head, opened the door of the store, and found yellow paper, cinnabar, and brushes from the store.

Although the old king's shop is not big, the things are very complete, there are everything, and the buddy is not polite, so he packed up and returned to the east house, concentrating and reciting the mantra: "The power of the red sky, the electric sweep is galloping." The great god of law, holding a needle hammer in his hand. Parade to the Three Realms, the sun and the moon hide their brilliance. The stars are dim, and the ghosts are crying and sad. The iron wheel is a halberd, and the mountains are destroyed. Haste as a law. ”

The pen walked the dragon and drew a service charm, and brought a basin of water, burned the yellow charm into ashes to make rune water, took a cup with the quilt, returned to the store, faced the big fish tank, took out the two sworn brothers of the old king, broke the mouth of the king, poured the rune water into it, and fed the king to drink water It was really troublesome, and the buddy spent a lot of effort to pour a cup of water into the mouths of the two kings.

The two kings poured the talisman water, and I cursed at the two kings in the fish tank: "The teacher preaches the Tao, and the edict is on the Xuan." The order is over, and the evil source is exorcised. Return to the root cause, and the mother will be delayed. Later, he was summoned back and ordered Xuanyuan. Haste as a law. ”

The whole two kings shook their heads, buddy was satisfied with the end of work, simply went back to sleep, the phone was set to ring at half past seven to get up, I wondered how the old king came back at eight o'clock, in order to prevent Kou Zhen from sneak attack, buddy arranged a few yellow talismans, and the sleep was also very unsteady, and the second half of the night was considered to be a solid sleep.

The mobile phone rang, the buddy turned over and got up, breathed in the early morning sun, was in good spirits, was holding the face plate to wash his face, there was movement in the store, I put down the face plate from the back door into the store, I saw the old Wang head holding the iron ball in his hand, and sat on the Taishi chair behind the counter.

The old Wang saw me, he looked a little surprised, although the expression on his face was just a flash, he was still caught by his buddy keenly, Kou Zhen was really right, the old girl and Kou Zhen partnered with Kou Zhen to deceive us of the deposit to apply for the job, I sneered in my heart, but pretended to be stupid that nothing happened, and said to the old Wang: "Uncle Wang, you are back." ”

"yes, it's all good, are you still used to it?" The old king tested me very carefully, I pretended to be cute and nodded at him and said, "Uncle Wang, who is very good, it's nothing, it's just ......"

When it comes to it, I won't go on, and the old king is more anxious than me, and asks, "What's it?" ”

"It's that your two eldest brothers don't like to drink water, I remember that you told me to take care of them, get up in the middle of the night to feed your two eldest brothers, they said they wouldn't drink anything, I was afraid that they would be thirsty, so I poured a glass of water."

The old Wang Tou was dumbfounded, took a deep breath, and said to me, "Are you stupid? What is Wang Ba drinking so much water for? Just drink the northwest wind, fill it with too much water and then fill it to death......"

"Uncle Wang, your two eldest brothers are waterway amphibians, can they be irrigated to death by drinking some water?" I'm really not pretending, buddy hasn't raised Wang Ba, I asked curiously, but the old Wang Tou didn't have the heart to talk nonsense with me, I was worried about his two brothers, stood up and walked to the fish tank in two steps, and stretched out his head to see how the two brothers were.

I hurriedly squeezed my hand, and whispered to the old king: "Hurry like a law!" Bite! ”

The eldest brother of the old king head in the fish tank was really not polite, standing on the rockery, and grabbed the nose of the old king head with a mouthful of upwards, the old king head sighed, and hurriedly reached out to drag his eldest brother, at this time his second brother also moved, stretched his neck, and bit the index finger of the old king's right hand, the old king's head immediately became numb, and jumped straight in pain, with his eldest brother on the nose, and his second brother on his hand, he began to jump around in the fish tank.

Wang Ba bites people without spitting, not to mention the buddy also gives a curse, legend has it that Wang Ba will only open his mouth when thunder, not to mention the rain on this sunny day, not even a cloud, buddy this is called a happy, let the girl cheat me for 200 yuan, the old Wang Tou was bitten by his eldest brother and second brother, and jumped hard, but the more he jumped his eldest brother and second brother, the harder he bitten.

"Xiaowei, Xiaowei, think of a way for your Uncle Wang, oops! My nose is biting off! The old king really had no tricks, so he asked me for help, and the buddy gave him an idea next to him: "Uncle Wang, your two brothers are too unrighteous, why don't you talk about it?" Uncle Wang, don't be surprised, you have to brake quietly, if you don't move, your eldest brother and second brother won't move. ”

The old king has long run out of ideas, and he doesn't dare to move when he listens to me, standing with tears in pain, a king hanging on his nose, and a king on his fingers, and the image is funny, I forced myself to laugh, stood beside the old king, and softly coaxed the two kings: "For the sake of Uncle Wang and the two of you, loosen your mouth......"

The old king stood like a fool for five minutes, and neither of the two kings let go, and the old king looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "Xiaowei, it's not good to brake quietly, you are helping Uncle Wang think of a different way." ”

"Uncle Wang, it's not good to use static braking, let's just torture it."

"Hit, hit, hit! Be sure to open both of their mouths to me. ”

The buddy got the order, found a stick, let the old Wang head sit on the Taishi chair, pick it up and smoke, Wang Ba's attributes are very wonderful, the harder he bites, the closer he bites, the buddy fights for less than two minutes, the old king's nose is about to be bitten off, he screams and shouts to me: "Don't fight, don't fight, if you don't let go of the two of them, I will be bitten to death......"

Torture is not easy to do, buddy will change to another way, flooding, Wang Ba does not spit, poke Wang Ba's nose with a toothpick, Wang Ba does not let go, buddy took a knife again, and scratched, stabbed, and picked Wang Ba's nose, Wang Ba seems to dislike this kind of stimulation, but it will never let go.

Then the buddies used the Hedong lion's roar again, yelled at Wang Ba, and simply struck the washing plate as a gong, the eldest brother and second brother of the old king still did not let go, and there was a posture of insisting that Qingshan would not relax, and the relationship between the brothers was really deep......

There is really no way, the old king came to attract the fire to burn himself, and burned his eldest brother and second brother with fire, the buddies were very cooperative, and used a disposable lighter to tease the two Wang Ba, and burned the beard of the old Wang Tou, Wang Ba still did not let go, it was really iron-clad, mighty and unyielding, heroic and fearless!

After a toss, half an hour passed, and the old king resigned himself to his fate, and said to me with tears in his eyes: "Xiaowei, it's really not good, you can use a kitchen knife to cut the neck of my eldest brother and second brother, maybe you will let go of your mouth like this." ”

I wondered and asked, "Didn't you die on the same year, month, and day as your two eldest brothers?" ”

"If you don't kill the two of them, I'll die, Xiaowei do it, it's not that I don't pay attention to righteousness, I really can't help it......"

"Okay, then you wait, I'll go get a kitchen knife!" The buddy turned around to get the kitchen knife, and the old Wang suddenly asked: "I wasn't there last night, and no one came to the store?" ”

I rolled my eyes and decided to lead the way to the east, and said to him: "Uncle Wang, when seven o'clock came, a boy named Kou Zhen came to you, and I said that you were not there, so he walked in a circle next to the fish tank......