I want to make the old king and Kou Zhen suspicious, and provoke it, if the two can fight, it would be better, but the old king sighed faintly and asked: "Xiaowei, my eldest brother and second brother are crazy, is it your method?" ”

it! How can you see my hands and feet? The buddy was quite puzzled, turned his head to look at the old Wangtou, Ya's lips were bitten by his eldest brother, and he could still talk eloquently: "Xiaowei, I don't know what the kid surnamed Kou told you, but I know that he will never come to my store to hang out, our two families are competitors, and they belong to the kind of people who don't get along with each other, don't tell you, do you know why I haven't been able to recruit people?" ”

Seeing that I ignored him, the old king continued to talk to himself. The voice suddenly raised a tone: "It's all because of the kid of the old Kou family, no matter who applies for the job, he can come out on the whole day, and scare the applicants to the point of urine, and say nothing, Xiaowei, this is the means of competition, that kid's yin and yang five elements are powerful, I can't help it, to be honest, I was surprised to see that you were okay in the morning, and I was surprised that that kid didn't bother you." ”

"Now I know he must have been in trouble with you, and you drove him away, didn't you? Your Uncle Wang and I have found the right person, Xiaowei, you think that I and the kid surnamed Kou hurt you, and I don't blame you, but your Uncle Wang really doesn't have that mind, I can find someone who won't be scared away by the Kou family, I'm too late to be happy, believe you Uncle Wang, quickly get my eldest brother and second brother down......"

The old Wang Tou said very sincerely, but the buddy is not a three-year-old child, I will believe what you say, hehe smiled and turned back, and said to the old Wang Tou: "Uncle Wang, Kou Zhen said that you two partners to deceive you to apply for the job, you are responsible for collecting the deposit, he is responsible for scaring people away, and the deposit will be divided in half, who do you say I should believe?" ”

"You have to believe me, Xiaowei, peers are enemies, how can I partner with that kid of the old Kou family to do this kind of lack of morality, your Uncle Wang's business is not good, but I still have a side business, don't hide it from you, my main business is feng shui, you can see the yin house and the yang house, that is the big head, this shop is handed down from the ancestors, reluctant to close, and it is also a place for me to settle down, do you think your Uncle Wang is poor in money? Is that two hundred dollars worse for you? ”

If the old king really knows how to look at feng shui, he is definitely not bad for money, and now feng shui is a big hit in the past few years, so he can help choose a storefront, give some pointers, and choose an auspicious day, all of which are tens of thousands, and it is really not bad for my two hundred yuan, but I still don't believe in the old king, and I pondered and asked: "Kou Zhen, that kid fights with me, and he knows how to stealth, do you know what's going on?" ”

"The old Kou family's expert in the five elements of yin and yang, I can see it, your uncle Wang is a feng shui ......"

"The descendants of the Northern Heavenly Master Kou Qianzhi really have a set." The buddy muttered, and the old king asked me with a glare, "What descendant of the Northern Heavenly Master?" ”

"Kou Zhen said that he is a descendant of the Northern Heavenly Master Kou Qianzhi, don't you know about this?"

"Fart, didn't old Kou Tou say that he was a descendant of Kou Zhun? Why have you become the descendant of Kou Qianzhi? ”

I was dumbfounded, and that kid lied to me? Hurriedly asked, "Uncle Wang, tell me about the Kou family." ”

The old Wang Tou cried with a sad face, pouted and said to me: "Xiaowei, your Uncle Wang is old, his eyes are not good, I don't see your ability, you can run away from the Kou family's unobtrusive boy, your ability is not small, Uncle Wang lacks you to help me look after the store, let's tell you the truth, Uncle Wang, I am not usually in the store, you are the store manager, so let's do it, I will give you another thousand yuan every month, you can help me get my two brothers down?" If you want to know anything, Uncle Wang will tell you. ”

The old king pouted and spoke, and his eldest brother stretched out his legs and hung around, as if applauding him, this brotherhood was deep, and he was really envious of others. The buddy looked at the tearful old Wangtou, and felt that it would be enough to let the old girl know the buddy's ability, and now it is not easy to find a job, an extra thousand, an additional thousand, an internship period of 4,000, and a regular is 6,000, for a person who has just entered the society, I can't ask too much.

I don't have any other way out now, if I want to work here, I still have to have a good relationship with the boss, I rolled my eyes and said to the old Wang: "Uncle Wang, I do know how to draw talismans and chant spells with both hands, but these two brothers bite you, it really has nothing to do with me, Kou Qianzhi entered the store last night, you have to believe me." ”

In the case of having to believe me, of course the old king chose to believe it, and nodded straightly, and the buddy pretended to say: "The first few methods are useless, why don't I try to draw talismans?" ”

The old king nodded hurriedly, the buddy was in a good mood, and decided to show it in front of the old king, set the table straight, went back to the house and brought cinnabar, wolf hair, yellow paper, spread it on the table, closed the door of the store, afraid that the customers would come in later, the old king was very interested in my drawing, and looked at me without blinking my eyes.

This time to draw a talisman, it is a challenge for buddies, Wang Ba bites people and does not let go, only when the thunder is loose, I can only draw the thunder talisman, the thunder talisman is a relatively advanced talisman, buddy has also drawn it before, basically ten times can succeed three times, the probability of success is not large, but in order to let the old king know that buddies are not so easy to bully, decided to take a risk, not to mention that his two brothers only have thunder talismans to make them open their mouths, very fucked.

I took a deep breath before drawing the talisman, followed the steps, and changed my mind before the talisman, imagining that I was the messenger of the five thunders, and the five thunder gods came out of the sky and the earth before the ring listed case, the clouds and electric light were covered in the pen inkstone and paper, and then knocked my teeth five times, inhaled five breaths and blew into the pen inkstone, thinking that the fire was full of fire, and then the pen and the book rune diagram.

The wolf is stained with cinnabar, draw a garden in the counterclockwise direction, and then write a tic-tac-toe in the circle horizontally and then vertically, and then write an edict in the well. Secretly silently recited: "The God of Heavenly Fire and Thunder, the God of Earth Fire and Thunder, the Five Thunders descend from the spirit, and the ghosts are locked and the essence is closed." Under the edict of the Five Emperors, he cut down the evil and destroyed the essence, and he was as urgent as a law. Then he silently recited: "One turn the heavens and the earth move, the second turn the six gods hide, the third turn and the four evils, the four turns the thunder and fire, the fifth turn the thunderbolt, the six turns the mountain ghost death, the seventh turn to collect all the 15 kinds of unjust ghosts and gods that welcome the heavens and have no way, and go to the five thunders to be killed, and do not act in a hurry like the law." ”

While reciting the mantra silently, write in the middle of the original book, draw a circle from the inside to the outside in a clockwise direction, a total of seven circles, and finally pick out in the dry side. The whole rune is now in the shape of an ink circle, like a tadpole. In my mind, I imagined the thunder and lightning, and after drawing the yellow rune, I took a sharp breath and blew lightly on the yellow rune.

The yellow charm is full of aura, obviously successful, I carefully picked up the yellow charm, I couldn't help but feel a little proud in my heart, the old king next to me exclaimed: "Xiaowei, good ability, your master must be a master!" ”

it! Will my mother chat? My buddy drew a thunder talisman in front of you, just to show off, not to let you underestimate it, the old thing pulled his mouth on my master, it's really ......

I squinted at Lao Wangtou, and suddenly thought of a question, hurriedly pulled out the contract I signed with Lao Wangtou yesterday, handed it to him, and said: "Uncle Wang, you said to give me a salary increase, write the contract, and besides, you have to use me for a year, if you dismiss me in less than a year and compensate me for the loss of 10,000 yuan per month, what do you think?" ”

The old king opened his mouth, it seemed that he wanted to say that I was robbing while the fire was burning, and as soon as his lips moved, his eldest brother stretched out the four king's legs, and the old king immediately stopped talking, nodded with tears in his eyes, took the pen in my hand and quickly changed it on the contract.

People are poor, short-minded, thin, and long-haired, buddies are not scoundrels, and they don't want to take advantage of the fire to rob, but the old king's words buddies still don't believe it, even if what he said is true, but knowing that the Kou family kid will definitely come to make trouble, he left me alone in the store yesterday, have you ever reminded me?

It's not authentic, isn't it? If my buddy is really scared, can he pay me back the 200 dollars? So the old king owes me a debt, this contract is his compensation for me, since the buddy has a guarantee, he is not embarrassed for him, and said to the old king: "Uncle Wang, you bear with it, I will use the charm now, you better stand up!" ”

The old king stood up obediently, and the buddy held the yellow talisman in his hand and recited the incantation softly: "Taiyi will go quickly." Thunder generals, thunder and thunder. The thunder is fast, and the edict is pursued. Dare to disobey the order and offend the naïve. If it violates the emperor's edict, it is like going against the Qing. Haste as a law. ”

Thunder spell, spell with yellow fu power is not small, buddy after reciting the last sentence like a law, towards the old king's big brother on the shell lightly patted, click a small thunder vibrate, the old king's eldest brother opened his mouth, snapped to the ground, buddy hurriedly grabbed it and threw it into the fish tank, and then used the yellow fu to shoot the old king's second brother, under the thunder charm, the two kings were relieved, and they were sent back to the fish tank by the buddy.

I didn't expect the Lei Fu I drew to be so angry, so I turned to look at the old king, but I saw his mouth...... It was swollen like a sausage, with tears in his eyes, and he suddenly covered his mouth and shouted: "Pain, pain, pain, ......"

The matter of the old king's head has been solved, but there is one thing that has not been solved, that is, the boy of the Kou family, if he doesn't clean him up, he will inevitably come to harass me when he works here in the future, so it is better to take this opportunity to call the door, buddy still has the same idea, and the kid surnamed Kou is subdued, so that he will tremble when he sees me, and he will not dare to fight with me in the future.

"Uncle Wang, the sins you suffered are all caused by Kou Zhen's kid, I was hurt a lot by smashing a brick yesterday, this revenge for us, you take me to his house, you don't have to worry about the rest......"

I'm a single father, the child is three years old, the child started to have a fever yesterday, I have to take care of the child, so the time for the code word is not so much, for the time being, I can only change it, please understand, but as long as there is time, I will write more, people who are familiar with the old seven know that I have never been lazy, but there is always too much helplessness in real life, sorry sorry, everyone understands.